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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Fallsview on September 05, 2011, 04:53:08 PM
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URGENT: FROM THE DESK OF FALLSVIEW
Ladies and Gentlemen,
It's been a long month. With the current natural disasters that took place in the Carolina's, I have been remiss in my duties at GetBig. I've just recently come back into town from rebuilding some of mine and my friends lives, which I will not further delve into. As I logged in tonight, I couldn't help but notice my PM's at 2334, amazing to say the least. It's been a "hot" topic since we started this and now we've come to the moment all of you have been waiting for.
WHO IS THE MOST POSITIVE MEMBER OF GETBIG FOR THE MONTH OF AUGUST?
Well, with last months crowning of Bam-bam, one would think the shoes would be very difficult to fill but look no further GetBig.....
I give you THE MOST POSITIVE MEMBER OF GETBIG FOR THE MONTH OF AUGUST.................. ........................ ....
MR. NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congratulations Mr. Nobody, you deserved it. OUTSTANDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAY/REMAIN/ACT/SEE POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thanks, Alice.
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Many ask how we came up with this decsion. Here is the synopsis.....
I came to the GetBig offices on a sunny California afternoon and to my surprise came out under a California harvest moon. It was a late night to say the least with many debates going back and forth trying to convince one another who was the most deserving member.
I took my seat in the beautiful room Ron sets aside for these types of things. When you walk in you can’t help but to notice you’re walking on Azerbaijani carpeting. The walls are plastered with framed photos of Ron shaking hands with numerous champion bodybuilders, Arnold, Dorian, JJ March, and Mario Sarni. Sculptures of David, Tete and The Guennol Lioness surround the room on marble pedestals. Lastly the “Horseshoe” table that we sit at is a combination of Oak (of course), Mississippi Swamp Ash, Ebony African Black, Brazilian Rosewood and it wouldn’t be complete without Agarwood.
As I look over my notes the room starts to fill up. Princess L comes in wearing a Vera Wang Angelic Amethyst evening gown, we exchange hello’s and she takes her seat. Chaos comes in wearing sweat pants, Nike Shox, and a shirt that says “PowerTeam USA, God Made You To Win”. I say hello, he nods and sits. You could tell that he just came from the gym as he is fully pumped and exhausted. Mindspin and Butterbean were next wearing matching velour workout suits with vintage Puma’s. I couldn’t help but notice they were also sporting GASP muscle shirts under them. We exchanged pleasantries and they took their seats. I observed, Butterbean taking out an old school Trapper Keeper that housed all the posts from the one member that he was “endorsing”. He was ready to win the argument and came prepared.
Lastly, Mr. Avidan comes in. Now if you’ve never been in the presence of Ron (as his friends call him) he is a man of style. Ron was wearing an Olive green Armani sharkskin suit. Pink dress shirt and a Charvet neck tie. Ron, sits down quickly and says “let’s get started”
One hour quickly turned into four, then six then eight. This was serious and all of us knew it. We narrowed it down to three names but this was going to be tough. A knock at the door interrupted our meeting. Bob Cicherillo came in saying hello to everyone. Bob also has quite the style, wearing a beautiful “pirate like” dress shirt draped over his sculpted upper body. Velvet parachute pants layered his massive legs. Silver bracelets wrapped around both of his powerful wrists looking like they could deflect bullets.
The interruption by Bob was a Godsend. We could now take a break from this pressure cooker to grab an IsoPure, coffee or MetRx bar. I saw Grant Michaels talking on his cell phone near a giant window. I couldn’t but help notice his perfectly bronzed skin reflecting a full moon on his cheek. Ron immediately flickered the lights and we were summoned back to work….
Ron was getting upset. He had reserved a late dinner date at Nobu and his hunger was making him irritable. We needed to agree on someone, someone that sets the bar high and someone that challenges the status quo, someone that exemplifies GetBig and holds qualities we all strive and aspire to. But who? Who could this person be? Yelling back and forth, PowerPoint presentations, the use of a smart board hanging behind Ron….it was relentless. We had to agree and in order to do that we went over thousands and thousands of posts. After a few more hours we narrowed it down, until we came up with one name, a person that has surpassed many obstacles this year, a person who gives the great state of North Carolina a wonderful name. Mr. Nobody!!!!!!!!!! As we shuffled and filed our papers, closed our briefcases and chalked this one up as history, there was an overwhelming feeling of satisfaction amongst the GetBig mods and dignitaries. We knew we did the right thing and were proud of it!
Ron was out as quick as he was in, opening his cell and running out the door, on to his late dinner. Chaos picked up his gym bag which in turn ripped, spilling out a kettle bell, weird. Princess L glided out as delicate and stunning as ever. And the rest of us, exhausted, picked up our belongings and left the horseshoe room for another month.
As the meeting adjourned and we all went our separate ways, I knew what we had decided was true and right. As I walked under the fluorescent lights and passed by the Hispanic maids tidying up the GetBig offices I let a deep breath out, uncorking the pressures that were bottled from another crowning of the Most Positive Member of GetBig. As I hit the bottom stairs and said goodnight to security, I couldn’t help but notice a middle aged man at the steps with a cardboard sign saying “Need Money For Food”. I dug out a twenty and he slowly reached up for it. Behind his four day beard, dirty smelly clothes, horseshoe pattern hair line and the raspy voice laid a beaten and defeated person. Yes, he looked familiar, I knew somewhere I had seen this man before, but where? As I looked around at his “temporary camp” I couldn’t help but notice a carton of milk that was from a different country. It had red printing and some kind of design that I had previously seen. I reached down and picked up the carton and noticed a sentence that read: “Children Are The Orgasam Of Life”. Yes, indeed it was Pumpster. A man that was once on top of his game only to be exposed and shattered with such a long, long fall from grace. I said hello and we chit-chatted for several minutes. He stated how he sold his beloved Bowflex for McDonald’s money and the spiral continued. He said how we was saving up for a used Bowflex on Craigslist but couldn’t make it. He’s been eating McDonalds for 21 straight days and can’t count the times he’s fallen off that wagon. He’s been sitting at GetBig’s offices trying to talk to Ron. Now I know why Ron takes the back door to avoid things like this. I said good luck and good bye to Pumpster and continued on my walk down a misty, full mooned O.C. night.
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ok now where is the 100kits gh prize?
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He is staying positive. 8)
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Time for Alice's gimmicky dick sucking, already!? Time flies. ::)
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Fvck off Alice
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ok now where is the 100kits gh prize?
Mr. Trapz101, their is no prize. Just the satisfaction of BEING the example and bragging rights.
STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When will it be mine turn for positiveness?
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When will it be mine turn for positiveness?
::)
You are on your way...in fact someone brought you up at the meeting.
STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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cant understand why ron doesnt ban gimmick accounts
everyone should be only allowed ONE account
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Who is this "Alice" you speak of? Whoever she is, she must be hot, you are always talking/thinking about her...WOW.
STAY ON TOPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!
Get some help, fat man.
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Get some help, fat man.
Chimps (I will NOT call you a doctor) you are just upset because there is a better/stronger doctor on board and his name is...DR. DUTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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cant understand why ron doesnt ban gimmick accounts
everyone should be only allowed ONE account
Well, I just tweeted Ron. He knows who I am.......
STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. Hey Meso, You better get started.....we're already five days into September.......
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Chimps (I will NOT call you a doctor) you are just upset because there is a better/stronger doctor on board and his name is...DR. DUTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually, he changed his name, fat man. Most probably, so he would not be continually be cited by a dick licker, like you. ::)
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Actually, he changed his name, fat man. Most probably, so he would not be continually be cited by a dick licker, like you. ::)
Oh and you know this because....you are interested? Dr. Dutch doesn't roll that way Chimpy...and you know what, you couldn't hold Dr.Dutch's jock, even though you want to.....
STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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Actually, he changed his name, fat man. Most probably, so he would not be continually be cited by a dick licker, like you. ::)
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you're usually a mild-mannered chimp, docs, but it seems fat ass is a flea in your fur.
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you're usually a mild-mannered chimp, docs, but it seems fat ass is a flea in your fur.
Chimps is a skinny puke. Have you ever seen him? He's a joke.
Now if you'd excuse me I'm going to Rutabegorz's for some dinner...........
Hey Chimps, be positive, this hyteria is unbecoming and you're getting all riled up like the skinny, chubby kid in gym class with the red cheeks.
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you're usually a mild-mannered chimp, docs, but it seems fat ass is a flea in your fur.
Good point. Fair enough. What is the correlation with fat asses, and big mouths, tho? ;D
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Chimps is a skinny puke. Have you ever seen him? He's a joke.
Very positive.... you fat bitch
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Chimps is a skinny puke. Have you ever seen him? He's a joke.
Now if you'd excuse me I'm going to Rutabegorz's for some dinner...........
Hey Chimps, be positive, this hyteria is unbecoming and you're getting all riled up like the skinny, chubby kid in gym class with the red cheeks.
Don't you have windshields to shoot at, fat man? ::)
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I haven't seen dr.chimps destroy another poster so mercilessly since his work on Coach
impressive
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Nobody can rehash 4 year old BDB and Kiwiol jokes quite like Mr. Nobody, i'll give him that much.
Your mom, Nasser's soiled thongs, and up right row jokes....Repeat these key phrases and you are sure to become a getbig legend in no time.
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Thread Fail.. ::)
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ah yes the classics
Your mom was a classic.
I had to bust out a set of upright rows after fucking her.
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Congrats Mr. Nobody! all the way good guy!
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Congrats Mr. Nobody! all the way good guy!
The douches of a feather flock together.
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Mr Nobody is good people. Fallsview sucks.
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The douches of a feather flock together.
The lonesome bitch.... Ah fuck it no ryme here, you're just a fag!
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The lonesome bitch.... Ah fuck it no ryme here, you're just a fag!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
"The Lonesome Bitch"??
This is coming from the same person who took a pic of himself wearing a 3 sizes too small, skin tight, polyester under amour "get up" in a Las Vegas elevator mirror, with his gut embabarassingly hanging out, horse teeth and all.
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
"The Lonesome Bitch"??
This is coming from the same person who took a pic of himself wearing a 3 sizes too small, skin tight, polyester under amour "get up" in a Las Vegas elevator mirror, with his gut embabarassingly hanging out, horse teeth and all.
Agreed, "Big Ach" is a turd.
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the lonesome bitch Polychronopolips
All upright rows and soiled thongs
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You're one sad fat bastard Alex haha no wonder the black left you
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Mr Nobody is very ok... 8)
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Mr Nobody is good people. Fallsview sucks.
This x 1 million dollers
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Yes, nothing like the DSC to go out and try and destroy this moment for Mr. Nobody. All of you malcontents have no respect. Why? Because most of you come from broken homes that lack the "authoritative" father figure. Yes, you all sat home eating your Spam sandwiches while Mommy went out to the local watering hole to try and find you a new daddy. Well, it didn't work. All that happened was different men came in and out of your lives even going so far as being labeled the "weird" one. The one that had his hands wander when he sat you on his lap. The psychological scars are very prevalent with your posts. The scars start to "swell" and you become angry at other's good fortunes to the point you try and knock them down. Pitiful and pathetic but that's what defines most of you.
Your obsession with this woman "Alice" turns your everyday moments into waking nightmares. She must symbolize the woman in your life that you could not control. Maybe that girlfriend that went out too many times with her friends that sparked rage and jealousy. Maybe your mom for the obvious reasons. Or maybe that co-worker who ignored your glances and goodwill gestures.
When we met at GetBig offices you were all discussed. In fact, most of us laughed thinking what kind of skinny twits you really are. Lonely, depressed, you look to GetBig as an outlet to try and "be someone". The people of GetBig are afraid to ban you because they feel that this is the only place you have. If you did have a father you were a monstrous disapointment. You never lived up to your potential and would offen go play D & D with your friends. Your father knew this and did his best to try and make you a "man" but his efforts fell very short. You are not men but have the mentality of a child and come here to try and get that aggression out because you are to afraid to do it in real life. This is why this place exists for you and why you "live" here.
Thank you/You're Welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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That baby needs to do some Upright Rows so he will stop crying. 8)
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Mr Nobody is good people. Fallsview sucks.
this
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Who's a crybaby Kiwiol? You? Absolutely. Why? Because you lack the mental stability to act as your own person along with McGoo? You are both followers thus showing you have no opinion worth listening to. You are classic bandwagon jumpers and do so regularly as shown in your posts. As children you were always trying to fit in and couldn't, sending you into seclusion. You are both daydreamers and live in a make up world. You come to GetBig because you find other dysfunctionals as yourself and fit in easily.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
STAY/REMAIN/ACT/SEE/BE/PROJECT POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
posted on PST.
P.S. Hey McGoo, keep PMing other members asking about me....total waste of time....very pathetic on your part....cause these people just come back and tell me....Ha!
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Who's a crybaby Kiwiol? You? Absolutely. Why? Because you lack the mental stability to act as your own person along with McGoo? You are both followers thus showing you have no opinion worth listening to. You are classic bandwagon jumpers and do so regularly as shown in your posts. As children you were always trying to fit in and couldn't, sending you into seclusion. You are both daydreamers and live in a make up world. You come to GetBig because you find other dysfunctionals as yourself and fit in easily.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
STAY/REMAIN/ACT/SEE/BE/PROJECT POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
posted on PST.
P.S. Hey McGoo, keep PMing other members asking about me....total waste of time....very pathetic on your part....cause these people just come back and tell me....Ha!
Alice your shrink is putting through the papers to the Police to detain you - enjoy whats left of your freedom :-\
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Who's a crybaby Kiwiol? You? Absolutely. Why? Because you lack the mental stability to act as your own person along with McGoo? You are both followers thus showing you have no opinion worth listening to. You are classic bandwagon jumpers and do so regularly as shown in your posts. As children you were always trying to fit in and couldn't, sending you into seclusion. You are both daydreamers and live in a make up world. You come to GetBig because you find other dysfunctionals as yourself and fit in easily.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
STAY/REMAIN/ACT/SEE/BE/PROJECT POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
posted on PST.
P.S. Hey McGoo, keep PMing other members asking about me....total waste of time....very pathetic on your part....cause these people just come back and tell me....Ha!
I'm no bandwagon jumper, I came to my conclusion independently ;D
The rest of your post =
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Kiwiol is one of my favorite posters. He's witty, at least IMO, not a total fucktard, can throw some zings and take them.
Last I wouldn't think of him as a bandwagon jumper. Kind of ironic considering you're so far up alex's ass if he turns left your neck would crack. That's how I see it.
Mr. Magoo, sure he can be a dick but he's intelligent. Read his posts, ALL of them
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Kiwiol is one of my favorite posters. He's witty, at least IMO, not a total fucktard, can throw some zings and take them.
Hmmm maybe I'm not doing this right then. Thanks anyway ;D
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Hmmm, maybe I'm not doing this right then. Thanks anyway ;D
I legit LMAO...
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Intellegent to who, a down syndrome child? Come on he reminds me of a young retarded Eddie Cantor. Funny? Witty? Even the Joe Franklin show would have tossed him in the alley. And Kiwiol posts that photo, we know he keeps up with Celebrity Gossip with TMZ...pitiful!!!
STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thread backfire induced meltdown hahaha
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I admit, I'm a few fries short of a happy meal but he's funny to me and I know I'm not the only one.
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The DSC is in full effect.......
STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thread backfire induced meltdown hahaha
How is this a meltdown you serf? Only meltdown on here is the DSC and their fascination with Alex KING 23, DR. FIST and DR. DUTCH.
Keep PM'ing people.......it's coming all back.........HHHHHAAAAA HHHHHHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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The DSC is in full effect.......
what the hell is that Falls?
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How is this a meltdown you serf? Only meltdown on here is the DSC and their fascination with Alex KING 23, DR. FIST and DR. DUTCH.
Keep PM'ing people.......it's coming all back.........HHHHHAAAAA HHHHHHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I PM your mom.
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How is this a meltdown you serf? Only meltdown on here is the DSC and their fascination with Alex KING 23, DR. FIST and DR. DUTCH.
Keep PM'ing people.......it's coming all back.........HHHHHAAAAA HHHHHHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Were you molested as a child Alice ? :-\
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STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is no shit, I knew an old man that had a set of bull balls cured and dried and used them for a coffee cup.......everyday he would walk around drinking coffe from bull balls, LOL!