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Title: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: Stark on September 12, 2011, 10:52:00 AM
Walked in on my parents a few weeks back ... they are over 60 ... Doggy style ....

I am now looking for psychological help..

Normal?
Title: Re: Is it normal that you parents fuck doggy style?
Post by: Dr Dutch on September 12, 2011, 10:52:41 AM
Walked in on my parents a few weeks back ... they are over 60 ... Doggy style ....

I am now looking for psychological help..

Normal?
What ? Them doing the doggy or you seeking a shrink ?
Title: Re: Is it normal that you parents fuck doggy style?
Post by: Stark on September 12, 2011, 10:53:52 AM
What ? Them doing the doggy or you seeking a shrink ?

Them fucking doggy - i was hoping they would at least keep it simple - missionary maybe - at least cover up.


Fucking shit!!1
Title: Re: Is it normal that you parents fuck doggy style?
Post by: mass243 on September 12, 2011, 10:54:33 AM
When you are 60, do you think your sexual preferences have faded away? No, they stay there through the life.

Nothing to wonder in it.

It's not suggested to see your parents fuk any way though .....  :-X




PS. I bet when I'm 60 I still slap the slut around and cum on it's face plus pull it's hair so it screams  :D
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: Wiggs on September 12, 2011, 10:55:37 AM
Why dont you show your dad how its done big guy?
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: tendonitis on September 12, 2011, 10:56:01 AM
the horror......the horror.........
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: Dr Dutch on September 12, 2011, 10:56:56 AM
Friend of mine's grandparents are over 80 and still having sex. Grandpa isn't satisfied quickly, so grandma sometimes puts some Valium in his coffee...(not kidding).
Title: Re: Is it normal that you parents fuck doggy style?
Post by: Stark on September 12, 2011, 10:57:52 AM
When you are 60, do you think your sexual preferences have faded away? No, they stay there through the life.

Nothing to wonder in it.

It's not suggested to see your parents fuk any way though .....  :-X

yeah but... doggy I mean... a few years back my mother goes to my PC and clicks on something on the desktop - WHATS THAT ..CLICK!!!
It was a clown raping a woman doggy!!
She: Thats pretty disgusting
Me: The clown mask?
She: No the position they are using
Me: Me chuggles while turning it off - welcome to the 21 century mom (thinking - holy shit my parents got old).

Guess she was playing all alone.

Next morning breakfast after I walked in on both of them was awquard to say the least...

Me: Pop can you pass...hurrDURR... pass the butter please
Pop: Sure son
Me: Mom Pass the bread please?
She: Sure son
.........
Me: WTF I SAW YOU FUCKING YESTEREDAU!!!!!
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: Stark on September 12, 2011, 11:03:01 AM
Why dont you show your dad how its done big guy?

dude....
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: MB on September 12, 2011, 11:06:23 AM
60 yo and they still have their son living at home?  Poor parents. 
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: Wiggs on September 12, 2011, 11:06:26 AM
dude....

You asked for it with with all your other shit.
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: makaveli25 on September 12, 2011, 11:07:20 AM
God that would be horrible. Better pour acid in your eyes so you can never see again.
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: Stark on September 12, 2011, 11:09:07 AM
You asked for it with with all your other shit.

where's this aggression coming from?
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on September 12, 2011, 11:09:11 AM
They're called locks people....put em on your doors.
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: lesaucer on September 12, 2011, 11:10:13 AM
knock on the door before entering next time you fucking idiot.
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: 240 is Back on September 12, 2011, 11:10:56 AM
dude....

LMFAO
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: Wiggs on September 12, 2011, 11:12:26 AM
where's this aggression coming from?

Do you really think im stupid to not pick up on your passive aggressiveness? Lol...You left an opening and i took it...like you me. Take it easy Adolf...lol
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: Cleanest Natural on September 12, 2011, 11:12:36 AM
That's how you were conceived... your dad raping your mom doggy style with a clown mask on ... son
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: Stark on September 12, 2011, 11:12:37 AM
knock on the door before entering next time you fucking idiot.

I did... but you know they aren't that fast anymore


Do you really think im stupid to not pick up on your passive aggressiveness? Lol...You left an opening and i took it...like you me. Take it easy Adolf...lol

Passive aggressiveness? I was thinking I was pretty open aggressive ;D

Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: Kwon_2 on September 12, 2011, 11:13:58 AM
Over 60 needs love as much as the younger ones, if not more!
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: Dr Dutch on September 12, 2011, 11:14:14 AM
Walked in on my parents a few weeks back ... they are over 60 ... Doggy style ....

I am now looking for psychological help..

Normal?
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: Wiggs on September 12, 2011, 11:14:22 AM
I did... but you know they aren't that fast anymore


Passive aggressiveness? I was thinking I was pretty open aggressive ;D



Lol
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: Stark on September 12, 2011, 11:15:04 AM
Over 60 needs love as much as the younger ones, if not more!

No bud I get that, I also understand that the sex drive never really goes away... but doggy... man I mean...fuck I dunno lets just
say I was more surprised about the doggystyle than them actually fucking.
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: ManBearPig... on September 12, 2011, 11:18:41 AM
Why dont you show your dad how its done big guy?

wiggs winning post of the week.
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: jwb on September 12, 2011, 11:19:00 AM
No bud I get that, I also understand that the sex drive never really goes away... but doggy... man I mean...fuck I dunno lets just
say I was more surprised about the doggystyle than them actually fucking.
Doggy is easier on the older male especially if he has back, hip or knee problems.
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: Stark on September 12, 2011, 11:21:24 AM
Doggy is easier on the older male especially if he has back, hip or knee problems.

Dude... I don't need to know that!!

This isn't helping me at all this threat..wtf people
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: Dr Dutch on September 12, 2011, 11:22:21 AM
You don't wanna read all this, Stark.... :-\ :-\
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: jwb on September 12, 2011, 11:23:39 AM
Dude... I don't need to know that!!

This isn't helping me at all this threat..wtf people
Mate just be happy they don't hate each other's guts like most people their age!
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: Stark on September 12, 2011, 11:26:04 AM
Mate just be happy they don't hate each other's guts like most people their age!

lol yeah that helps
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: jwb on September 12, 2011, 11:26:51 AM
Btw, is mom a moaner? Dirty talker?
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: Dr Dutch on September 12, 2011, 11:28:29 AM
Btw, is mom a moaner? Dirty talker?
Don't torture yourself, Stark. The images you create in your mind from this..... :-\ :-\ :'( :'(
Title: Re: Is it normal that you parents fuck doggy style?
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 12, 2011, 11:30:45 AM
When you are 60, do you think your sexual preferences have faded away? No, they stay there through the life.

Nothing to wonder in it.

It's not suggested to see your parents fuk any way though .....  :-X




PS. I bet when I'm 60 I still slap the slut around and cum on it's face plus pull it's hair so it screams  :D

 :D
Title: Re: Is it normal that you parents fuck doggy style?
Post by: Dr Dutch on September 12, 2011, 11:32:13 AM
:D
hahahaha   ;D  Gotcha, 243..
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: 240 is Back on September 12, 2011, 11:33:29 AM
No bud I get that, I also understand that the sex drive never really goes away... but doggy... man I mean...fuck I dunno lets just
say I was more surprised about the doggystyle than them actually fucking.

presence of thumb in ass means everything.

what say you?
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: Stark on September 12, 2011, 11:38:59 AM
Btw, is mom a moaner? Dirty talker?

dude...
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: jwb on September 12, 2011, 11:40:30 AM
dude...
I knew it... God bless her
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: Power on September 12, 2011, 11:43:26 AM
$24,000 question?........................ ..........was it mom or dad on all fours?
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: d0nny2600 on September 12, 2011, 11:44:02 AM
$24,000 question?........................ ..........was it mom or dad on all fours?
BOOOM
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: jwb on September 12, 2011, 11:48:06 AM
Surprised nobody has asked if it is anal... Just saying
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: Papper on September 12, 2011, 11:49:54 AM
so all these hardcore posts you've been spouting.. are from your parents basement, "bud"?
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: Wiggs on September 12, 2011, 11:52:05 AM
Was pops breakin mom off something proppa?
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on September 12, 2011, 11:53:29 AM
Why dont you show your dad how its done big guy?
lål  :D
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: Stark on September 12, 2011, 11:58:10 AM
so all these hardcore posts you've been spouting.. are from your parents basement, "bud"?

lol at 37? that would be rich - I was on holidays
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: StanZoLOL on September 12, 2011, 11:59:11 AM
Surprised nobody has asked if it is anal... Just saying

x2
Title: Re: Is it normal that you parents fuck doggy style?
Post by: bike nut on September 12, 2011, 12:00:22 PM
Them fucking doggy - i was hoping they would at least keep it simple - missionary maybe - at least cover up.

Fucking shit!!1

You rub one out standing or did you pull up a chair?
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: Stark on September 12, 2011, 12:00:30 PM
Surprised nobody has asked if it is anal... Just saying

How do you tell in a second?
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: bike nut on September 12, 2011, 12:03:33 PM
How do you tell in a second?

The scent....... ;D
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: Stark on September 12, 2011, 12:04:04 PM
The scent....... ;D

;D
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on September 12, 2011, 12:04:06 PM
How do you tell in a second?

Did your pop have little shit on his dick? And don't tell me you didn't see details.  ::)
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: Papper on September 12, 2011, 12:12:00 PM
lol at 37? that would be rich - I was on holidays

yeah i hoped so  ;D
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: ChopperRider on September 12, 2011, 12:12:16 PM
Did your pop have little shit on his dick? And don't tell me you didn't see details.  ::)

$5 says this guy has the lotion on and is hard.  ::)
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: Dr Dutch on September 12, 2011, 12:17:32 PM
$5 says this guy has the lotion on and is hard.  ::)
Don't say those filthy things on this board...
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: ChopperRider on September 12, 2011, 12:19:50 PM
Don't say those filthy things on this board...

And......$10 says this guy just went flaccid.  ;D
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: ManBearPig... on September 12, 2011, 12:20:50 PM
$5 says this guy has the lotion on and is hard.  ::)

wanna make the same bet regarding me reading this thread, tough guy?
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: el numero uno on September 12, 2011, 12:28:15 PM
It wasn't your dad, it was me. You were too scared and runned away like a little girl. When I asked your mom if you would be fine she replied: "yes, but he will be in the basement for the next 3-5 weeks making up histories on the internet now continue fucking me".
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: Dr Dutch on September 12, 2011, 12:31:41 PM
I think it's time for the sexiest member of parliament in Holland, and for Casey Anthony...
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: ChopperRider on September 12, 2011, 12:51:12 PM
wanna make the same bet regarding me reading this thread, tough guy?

Sure......bring it immigrant.

Let me know what part of Vernon Hills you want to get curb stomped in.

We can dance.
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: delta9mda on September 12, 2011, 12:52:57 PM
Walked in on my parents a few weeks back ... they are over 60 ... Doggy style ....

I am now looking for psychological help..

Normal?
and how do you think you got here?
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: Coach is Back! on September 12, 2011, 12:56:34 PM
Maybe it's time you move out of the house.
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Post by: dr.chimps on September 12, 2011, 12:57:27 PM
Gawd knows your Da's getting sloppy seconds given the amount of Getbiggers running one on your Mom. A revolving door, I hear.

/runs for cover
/sorry, bro. had to.   ;D
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: makaveli25 on September 12, 2011, 12:59:35 PM
God I remember coming home for the summers in college. I would stay out pretty late. A couple times I would come home a little earlier than normal I would hear my parents going at it  :-X I would turn right back around and leave haha. After the second or third time I started making  a little courtesy call to let them know I was coming home a little early. My parents have been married for thirty years! I guess it's pretty awesome they still have that together.
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: chaos on September 12, 2011, 01:09:08 PM
Wtf? This is getbig right ???

Not a single "pics or I'm calling bullshit"!?!!?

I am disappoint!
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: gym**rat on September 12, 2011, 01:18:08 PM
Did you stick around to watch dad pull out and shoot the load on mommies ass crack? Just curious, is mom a screamer?
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: dr.chimps on September 12, 2011, 01:31:04 PM
Wtf? This is getbig right ???

Not a single "pics or I'm calling bullshit"!?!!?

I am disappoint!
Ha! Sometimes it's wiser to fold, than call. This is one of those occasions.  ;D
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: makaveli25 on September 12, 2011, 01:41:22 PM
Did you stick around to watch dad pull out and shoot the load on mommies ass crack? Just curious, is mom a screamer?

You can always tell who the sick fucks are from comments like this  :-\
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: gym**rat on September 12, 2011, 01:44:06 PM
You can always tell who the sick fucks are from comments like this  :-\

I take that as a compliment. What the hell did you expect from the topic.   ::)
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Post by: Nirvana on September 12, 2011, 02:03:58 PM
you must be the Fockers
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Post by: Xerxes on September 12, 2011, 02:06:24 PM
Did you get a good look at the HerrenArsche  ???
Title: Re: Is it normal that you parents fuck doggy style?
Post by: w8m8 on September 12, 2011, 02:31:12 PM
a few years back my mother goes to my PC and clicks on something on the desktop - WHATS THAT ..CLICK!!!
It was a clown raping a woman doggy!!
She: Thats pretty disgusting
Me: The clown mask?
She: No the position they are using
Me: Me chuggles while turning it off - welcome to the 21 century mom (thinking - holy shit my parents got old).


Next morning breakfast after I walked in on both of them was awquard to say the least...

Me: Pop can you pass...hurrDURR... pass the butter please
Pop: Sure son
Me: Mom Pass the bread please?
She: Sure son
.........
Me: WTF I SAW YOU FUCKING YESTEREDAU!!!!!


why didn't you tell Da he wouldn't have gotten that lucky if you didn't show Mum how it was done ?

he may have given you a fist bump or summat ... maybe you should buy him a clown mask for Christmas ?
Title: Re: Is it normal that you parents fuck doggy style?
Post by: dr.chimps on September 12, 2011, 03:10:49 PM

why didn't you tell Da he wouldn't have gotten that lucky if you didn't show Mum how it was done ?

he may have given you a fist bump or summat ... maybe you should buy him a clown mask for Christmas ?
I'm thinking a Richard Nixon one. He can get behind there, and give the double victory sign.    ;D
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Post by: w8m8 on September 12, 2011, 03:23:36 PM
I'm thinking a Richard Nixon one. He can get behind there, and give the double victory sign.    ;D

LOL


or a Borat thumbs up


(http://tf2.digitaljedi.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/borat-high-five-300x212.jpg)
Title: Re: Ask a guy who suprised his parents fucking doggy anything!!!
Post by: JasonH on September 12, 2011, 03:27:23 PM
Aw come on Stark - you didn't fancy joining in for a spit-roast?  :P
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Post by: purenaturalstrength on September 12, 2011, 03:37:52 PM
op is that awkward dude in american pie