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Title: God damn mods stop deleting the Alex threads!
Post by: CalvinH on September 14, 2011, 09:03:55 AM
 >:(

I was just about to say to MOS,
ok I wasn't bluto.....

.....Mr.90 lb db curls....
Title: Re: God damn mods stop deleting the Alex threads!
Post by: oliolioli on September 14, 2011, 09:05:55 AM
Just to pipe in, stop saying I'm a gimmick of his.  I tried to bag on the guy, but it's so hard to say anything bad about him.  Besides the fact that he stalks single mothers, hires PIs to track their children down, and then shoots out his own window in a pathetic cry for attention, he's still a standup guy!  Did you not see the meeting of Arabs where they all praised the fat armless French fugk?

It's a wonder he gets away with his anti-Semetism here, makes you wonder if there are any self-hating Jews running the place.  I know if I were an Israeli and in charge, there is no way in hell that I would let a sterile, impotent, armless, friendless, fat, French, anti-social, delusional, fat, Linda Tripp looking fat Alice get away with the shit she says here.  Maybe she smells like Orange Chicken.
Title: Re: God damn mods stop deleting the Alex threads!
Post by: oliolioli on September 16, 2011, 07:41:31 AM
bump for deletion
Title: Re: God damn mods stop deleting the Alex threads!
Post by: bigdumbbell on September 16, 2011, 07:44:21 AM
FAT ALICE IS THE REASON I CUM HERE !
Title: Re: God damn mods stop deleting the Alex threads!
Post by: Board_SHERIF on September 16, 2011, 07:45:09 AM
delete the  Alex threads and leave the diddler pics is what the mods do best  :-\
Title: Re: God damn mods stop deleting the Alex threads!
Post by: Tito24 on September 16, 2011, 08:00:44 AM
Title: Re: God damn mods stop deleting the Alex threads!
Post by: Nordic Beast on September 16, 2011, 08:13:48 AM
Haha Alice unable to stay away from the abuse.

On another note, his "relationship" with Nasser is creepy as fuck
Title: Re: God damn mods stop deleting the Alex threads!
Post by: WillGrant on September 16, 2011, 08:29:18 AM
Just to pipe in, stop saying I'm a gimmick of his.  I tried to bag on the guy, but it's so hard to say anything bad about him.  Besides the fact that he stalks single mothers, hires PIs to track their children down, and then shoots out his own window in a pathetic cry for attention, he's still a standup guy!  Did you not see the meeting of Arabs where they all praised the fat armless French fugk?

It's a wonder he gets away with his anti-Semetism here, makes you wonder if there are any self-hating Jews running the place.  I know if I were an Israeli and in charge, there is no way in hell that I would let a sterile, impotent, armless, friendless, fat, French, anti-social, delusional, fat, Linda Tripp looking fat Alice get away with the shit she says here.  Maybe she smells like Orange Chicken.
;D
Title: Re: God damn mods stop deleting the Alex threads!
Post by: Stavios on September 16, 2011, 08:32:54 AM
Yet another Calvin thread that isn't deleted  ;D

Calvin doesn't make a list and can't even get his thread deleted  ;D
Title: Re: God damn mods stop deleting the Alex threads!
Post by: WillGrant on September 16, 2011, 08:34:12 AM
Alice
Title: Re: God damn mods stop deleting the Alex threads!
Post by: WillGrant on September 16, 2011, 08:34:59 AM
Alice
Is
Title: Re: God damn mods stop deleting the Alex threads!
Post by: oliolioli on September 16, 2011, 08:35:47 AM
Yo, I just got off the phone with a real life source close to Alex, he tells me that the online persona is actually all just an act, and he does it just to entertain us Getbiggers.

In real life, Alex has so many close friends stopping by his house everynight that there's a line around the corner (gated community btw, value of domicile estimated at $7.2 million but that's a low ball number).  I also have it on good authority that he is actually a VIP customer at Planned Parenthood, because despite that double condoms, the IUD, the birth control, his sperm is so powerful that he's already gotten his wife pregnant over 25 times, and they're social life is just too active to have kids at this point, maybe a few more years down the line when he's sold all of his companies and slowed down a bit.

The rumors of his wedding are just rumors, apparently he had 12 best men, he just didn't want to hurt anybody's feelings.  Oh yeah, and he didn't hire a PI to stalk people, it was a courier who was trying to anonymously donate upwards of $100,000 to a certain single mother's offspring.  That's just how Alex rolls.

Long live the King, I was wrong this whole time.
Title: Re: God damn mods stop deleting the Alex threads!
Post by: WillGrant on September 16, 2011, 08:36:12 AM
Is
Fat
Title: Re: God damn mods stop deleting the Alex threads!
Post by: WillGrant on September 16, 2011, 08:37:10 AM
Yo, I just got off the phone with a real life source close to Alex, he tells me that the online persona is actually all just an act, and he does it just to entertain us Getbiggers.

In real life, Alex has so many close friends stopping by his house everynight that there's a line around the corner (gated community btw, value of domicile estimated at $7.2 million but that's a low ball number).  I also have it on good authority that he is actually a VIP customer at Planned Parenthood, because despite that double condoms, the IUD, the birth control, his sperm is so powerful that he's already gotten his wife pregnant over 25 times, and they're social life is just too active to have kids at this point, maybe a few more years down the line when he's sold all of his companies and slowed down a bit.

The rumors of his wedding are just rumors, apparently he had 12 best men, he just didn't want to hurt anybody's feelings.  Oh yeah, and he didn't hire a PI to stalk people, it was a courier who was trying to anonymously donate upwards of $100,000 to a certain single mother's offspring.  That's just how Alex rolls.

Long live the King, I was wrong this whole time.
hahahahaha  ;D
Title: Re: God damn mods stop deleting the Alex threads!
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on September 16, 2011, 08:43:21 AM
Just to pipe in, stop saying I'm a gimmick of his.  I tried to bag on the guy, but it's so hard to say anything bad about him.  Besides the fact that he stalks single mothers, hires PIs to track their children down, and then shoots out his own window in a pathetic cry for attention, he's still a standup guy!  Did you not see the meeting of Arabs where they all praised the fat armless French fugk?

It's a wonder he gets away with his anti-Semetism here, makes you wonder if there are any self-hating Jews running the place.  I know if I were an Israeli and in charge, there is no way in hell that I would let a sterile, impotent, armless, friendless, fat, French, anti-social, delusional, fat, Linda Tripp looking fat Alice get away with the shit she says here.  Maybe she smells like Orange Chicken.
haha i like this guy
Title: Re: God damn mods stop deleting the Alex threads!
Post by: oliolioli on September 16, 2011, 08:49:09 AM
So what type of bangout session does $7500.00 buy?

From the contract I read there was to be a lot of high heel ball crushing (although seems a bit redundant now, doesn't it?), whipping, strapon submission, cross-dressing, scissors, choke-play, that sort of stuff.  Just the type of humiliation and shame-filled antics you would expect an ESL Canadian with no arms to request.
Title: Re: God damn mods stop deleting the Alex threads!
Post by: CalvinH on September 16, 2011, 09:02:06 AM
Yet another Calvin thread that isn't deleted  ;D

 :D
Calvin doesn't make a list and can't even get his thread deleted  ;D

 :(
Title: Re: God damn mods stop deleting the Alex threads!
Post by: tendonitis on September 16, 2011, 03:31:30 PM
One of the mods told me FatFriendlessSterileAlex 23 cries to the mods more than all other posters COMBINED.
And when they won't do what he wants he calls Ron and cries to him.
He's a fat bitch in every way possible.
Title: Re: God damn mods stop deleting the Alex threads!
Post by: Alex23 on September 16, 2011, 03:35:37 PM
Lots of whiny bitches in this thread...making lies...  lighten up thongs lovers, even I don't take this shit so seriously...

.. make peace with the fact that I own this place... happily married, family on the way and leaner than ever...


Title: Re: God damn mods stop deleting the Alex threads!
Post by: bigdumbbell on September 16, 2011, 04:22:40 PM
keep covered up
Title: Re: God damn mods stop deleting the Alex threads!
Post by: oliolioli on September 16, 2011, 07:21:57 PM
I also call hiring a PI to stalk fellow board members and steal their personal information all fun and games, not serious at all.  I'm assuming when you get serious a pair of tight gloves, a knife and Alan Derschowitz (oh no, another Jew!) are in order.