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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Swlabr on September 15, 2011, 02:32:39 PM
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Come at me, thunderdome. I really have no clue what to expect. >:(
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Party hard. Forget about studying.
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How do I party hard?
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leran to cook.. pasta sauces, stir fries. both are delicious, easy to prepare and above all, cheap!
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party all the way
:D :D
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Tips for good times at University
1. don't TRY to nail hot coeds, BE A PAL. TALK TO THEM IN THE SAME WAY YOU DO WITH DUDES.
2. drink, but do NOT get hammered, stay semi sober at parties. This will lead to....
3. dorm food is the DEVIL, IT WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE MEATLOAF, STAY AWAY.
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Come at me, thunderdome. I really have no clue what to expect. >:(
Best 4 years of your life.
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Come at me, thunderdome. I really have no clue what to expect. >:(
Fuck as many women as you can.
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Sell drugs ....you meet all the cool ppl, bang tons of chicks and have $$$ all the time.
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Don't think only in terms of girls at uni=sex will make you look uncomfortable and a buffoon...
Find a way to make $$$ and make a good social circle ala jaejonna :)
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whatever the fuck you do major in something that will get you a lot of money!
it's the same story as highschool, except your parents aren't there to keep you in check: all the guys who just want to party and major in something easy like comm may seem enviable at the time, but then they realize there's another 50-80 years left to their life after college which... won't be so fun working $15 / hr slave labor.
it's not like you have to sell your soul to the engineering department or whatever, but at least get the degree. you can always choose not to use it and follow your dreams or whatever -- unfortunately, if you just fuck around and end up with a sociology degree... the reverse is not true.
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Learn to like this:
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School wise - get a degree that will get you a job Business, Accounting, Pharmacy, Medical, Engineering .... When you leave school with a degree in Communications, English or Psychology ...you basically wasted four years of life and $$$ hahaha
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school will only "enlighten" you....if you want to make money than just go get a job and start getting experience now
also, if you give a hooker 200 bucks to go out and score some blow, you will never see that 200 bucks or that hooker ever again
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Quit university, get a trade, move to Fort McMurray, Alberta. Go to work in the oil sands and make $150-300 grand a year, depending on position and amount overtime you're willing to work. Retire with a nice nest egg after doing that for 20yrs.
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pack your beer goggles
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school will only "enlighten" you....if you want to make money than just go get a job and start getting experience now
also, if you give a hooker 200 bucks to go out and score some blow, you will never see that 200 bucks or that hooker ever again
hahaha!
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whatever the fuck you do major in something that will get you a lot of money!
it's the same story as highschool, except your parents aren't there to keep you in check: all the guys who just want to party and major in something easy like comm may seem enviable at the time, but then they realize there's another 50-80 years left to their life after college which... won't be so fun working $15 / hr slave labor.
it's not like you have to sell your soul to the engineering department or whatever, but at least get the degree. you can always choose not to use it and follow your dreams or whatever -- unfortunately, if you just fuck around and end up with a sociology degree... the reverse is not true.
Mathematics. :)
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also, DO NOT BECOME A PRUDE....HAVE SEX WITH EVERYTHING
fact in this matter is that you will NEVER (outside of becoming a movie/rockstar) have this much easy pussy available to you than you will during these college years
So, binge out on as much pussy as you can because things dry up exponentially once you are out of college
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Any particular strategy that works best?
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Any particular strategy that works best?
that's up to you
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roofies it is then.
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The girls are the ones without the dicks.
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Come at me, thunderdome. I really have no clue what to expect. >:(
United Kingdom?...Europe?...or Canada?
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Graduating college in 4 years is like leaving a good party at 9.
Also, STUDY, don't drink beer all night every night, or in 10 years you'll be sitting in your parents basement posting on get big while waiting for careerbuilder updates :(
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do like me and save money. fuck expensive dorms
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Fuck the coolest gay guy on campus, in turn he will introduce you to the hottest chicks on campus.
Go to class..
Pay attention...
ASK every fucking question you feel like asking regardless of what others may think, you're paying good money for it....
Don't study for more than 5 hours at a time in your dorm room or at the library....
Don't be afraid to smile and say hello to all men & women whom you find interesting.....
Remember that gay guy you fucked in the beginning for the sake of meeting women, well he might have AIDS, so get yourself checked......
You should be fine,
"1"
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United Kingdom?...Europe?...or Canada?
UK! We start later than our Americano friends.
Fuck the coolest gay guy on campus, in turn he will introduce you to the hottest chicks on campus.
Go to class..
Pay attention...
ASK every fucking question you feel like asking regardless of what others may think, you're paying good money for it....
Don't study for more than 5 hours at a time in your dorm room or at the library....
Don't be afraid to smile and say hello to all men & women whom you find interesting.....
Remember that gay guy you fucked in the beginning for the sake of meeting women, well he might have AIDS, so get yourself checked......
You should be fine,
"1"
I'm not gay, so... what do?
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Fuck the coolest gay guy on campus, in turn he will introduce you to the hottest chicks on campus.
Go to class..
Pay attention...
ASK every fucking question you feel like asking regardless of what others may think, you're paying good money for it....
Don't study for more than 5 hours at a time in your dorm room or at the library....
Don't be afraid to smile and say hello to all men & women whom you find interesting.....
Remember that gay guy you fucked in the beginning for the sake of meeting women, well he might have AIDS, so get yourself checked......
You should be fine,
"1"
Very funny and twisted post.
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get a sugardaddy
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Quit university, get a trade, move to Fort McMurray, Alberta. Go to work in the oil sands and make $150-300 grand a year, depending on position and amount overtime you're willing to work. Retire with a nice nest egg after doing that for 20yrs.
Lol I know a couple guys that did that and they now live very comfortably
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Do a year in community college - you'll become an expert on EVERYTHING!
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Do a year in community college - you'll become an expert on EVERYTHING!
;D
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Don't fall asleep at a party, especially with your drunk "friends" around.
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Work your ass off, graduate as quickly as possible, get a job then, make lots of money.
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Come at me, thunderdome. I really have no clue what to expect. >:(
The study aspect that has been offered here is an important aspect of an university experience,...But also important is interfacing with a wide range of people and experiences.
Talking with people from other places on the globe is richly rewarding, and many of my fondest remembrances at the University of Houston is the socializing with people from Britain, Central and South America, the Middle East, and Germany.
My course of study was in Electrical Engineering and the Physical Sciences,…But university is also it is the place to acquire a knowledge and appreciation for Classical music,…music that has a far greater intrinsic value than the raucous row called rock and roll that has cursed the airwaves since the 1950’s…and the Fine Visual arts.
Other experiences differing from your upbringing are there for the taking in the “smorgasbord” that is a well rounded university experience,…I began weight training at the University and took a physical education class every semester that I attended.
These differing experiences don't have to necessarily be in credit classes, but in self study at the library or through friends.
Think Renaissance...
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Get friendly with the Pharmacolgy students :D
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I do mathematics in the university too , it's my second year
Forget about all what you just heard and do this :
Go to class and work hard 2 hours a day , 4 hours on holiday then don't worry about test .The rest of time go to meet nice girls and it's x1000 times easy in the university.
Make your goal to have a degree and find the one 8)