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Title: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
Post by: The RedMeatKid on September 17, 2011, 11:05:28 PM
Poor prick. The stars were aligned for him. I think he'll beat Phil in '12.
Title: Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
Post by: Fitness4Life on September 17, 2011, 11:25:46 PM
Poor prick. The stars were aligned for him. I think he'll beat Phil in '12.

we'll be dead by then remember
Title: Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
Post by: Game Time on September 17, 2011, 11:32:05 PM
Not a chance, he would have placed behind Kai
Title: Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
Post by: TRock99 on September 18, 2011, 07:08:19 AM
Sorry Branch would've been 5th, his structure is just bad
But a great BB
Title: Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 18, 2011, 07:10:44 AM
Poor prick. The stars were aligned for him. I think he'll beat Phil in '12.

Keep thinking... ::)
Title: Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
Post by: Wiggs on September 18, 2011, 07:15:09 AM
Poor prick. The stars were aligned for him. I think he'll beat Phil in '12.

Put the crackpipe down
Title: Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
Post by: purenaturalstrength on September 18, 2011, 07:17:16 AM
branch is just the pocket version of don youngblood


definitely not olympia material
Title: Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 18, 2011, 07:21:21 AM
branch is just the pocket version of don youngblood


definitely not olympia material

Speaking of Don, I wonder how old Branch will get
Title: Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on September 18, 2011, 07:25:38 AM
No he wouldn't, he looks shit. Heath is athletic and symmetrical looking. Nobody wants to look like branch warren, even branch warren
Title: Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
Post by: purenaturalstrength on September 18, 2011, 07:27:52 AM
Speaking of Don, I wonder how old Branch will get

branch should have been dead years ago, the way odd injuries chase him is some FINAL DESTINATION stuff
Title: Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
Post by: Figo on September 18, 2011, 07:32:08 AM
this was branch's year, what a pity
Title: Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
Post by: Dr Dutch on September 18, 2011, 07:41:39 AM
this was branch's year, what a pity
It's his own fault he's falling apart from just walking down the stairs or getting into a car...
Title: Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
Post by: D_1000 on September 18, 2011, 07:42:57 AM
It's his own fault he's falling apart from just walking down the stairs or getting into a car...

Branch is the embodiment of functional strength.

 :)
Title: Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 18, 2011, 07:56:30 AM
Branch is the embodiment of functional strength.

 :)

He's a hardcore gym clown
Title: Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
Post by: 240 is Back on September 18, 2011, 08:02:01 AM
Branch should train at Planet Fitness
Title: Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
Post by: Hulkotron on September 18, 2011, 08:04:19 AM
No he wouldn't, he looks shit. Heath is athletic and symmetrical looking. Nobody wants to look like branch warren, even branch warren

Good point, that is probably why he continues to lift weights and consume drugs so intensely (doesn't want to look like Branch Warren anymore).
Title: Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
Post by: purenaturalstrength on September 18, 2011, 08:15:15 AM
Branch should train at Planet Fitness

Title: Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
Post by: viking1 on September 18, 2011, 08:46:59 AM


Yeah, Buddyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!       ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D   lol
Title: Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
Post by: purenaturalstrength on September 18, 2011, 08:48:37 AM
Yeah, Buddyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!       ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D   lol

best bodybuilder persona ever


branch tries hard imitating coleman's phrases but he just comes off as a guy with serious anger problems
Title: Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
Post by: Wiggs on September 18, 2011, 08:50:10 AM


Rotflmao!!!!!!
Title: Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
Post by: Fortress on September 18, 2011, 08:55:23 AM
Just before next year's Mr. O, Branch will suffer a horrific biceps injury brushing his teeth. Then, when he is calling the ambulance, the phone will drop out of his hand and onto his foot, tearing his calf muscle.

But just wait until he climbs onto the 2013 Mr. Olympia stage!
Title: Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
Post by: Meso_z on September 18, 2011, 09:26:57 AM
No he wouldn't, he looks shit. Heath is athletic and symmetrical looking. Nobody wants to look like branch warren, even branch warren
;D

haha, I love how he gave a "speech" and he nearly cried...what a "tough guy"... ::)

How come when he shots those defenseless animals doesnt even give a fuck?
Title: Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
Post by: axestream on September 18, 2011, 09:33:55 AM
It's his own fault he's falling apart from just walking down the stairs or getting into a car...

And now he's bragging about only taking 7 days off after surgery.  :-[
Title: Re: Branch Would Have Swept This Thing
Post by: Alpine on September 18, 2011, 10:32:24 AM
Poor prick. The stars were aligned for him. I think he'll beat Phil in '12.

Incorrect. Branch would have been LUCKY to edge out Vic at 4th. This is assuming he was spot on and in all time condition. I could see him at 5 if he was super grainy like he has been. He was not shaking up the top 3 and if you believe otherwise you're A) lying or B) delusional.

Branch has that "freak" appeal if he's super dry and grainy. He wont place high without that. He has no place if the trend shifts to the more proportional, rounder muscle bellied, pop out "3D" type look (think Phil, Vic, all genetics).