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Title: Anyone here playing any throw games, any ideas how to find/start them?
Post by: MikMaq on September 23, 2011, 01:39:19 PM

So here it is I can't find people to play a game with. Be it football, soccer, basketball, or whatever. The problem is I haven't played any of these games competitively  before and I'm 24 :-\  
Any advice I know I got endurance/size/speed, but never really played much growing up.

You guys got any advice about joining a seniors league or some shit.
Title: Re: Life sucks and I wanna die.
Post by: Coach is Back! on September 23, 2011, 01:43:59 PM
Older leagues are usually semi-pro leagues. Learn skills first.
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Post by: MAXX on September 23, 2011, 01:44:36 PM
you're 24 grow the fuck up  ;D
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Post by: Nails on September 23, 2011, 01:45:24 PM
with your hip to waist ratio i suggest you just take up hoola hoop


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Title: Re: Life sucks and I wanna die.
Post by: ChopperRider on September 23, 2011, 01:46:01 PM
If we're voting here I vote for you to select "suicide".   ;D

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Post by: Coach is Back! on September 23, 2011, 01:48:07 PM
Thats BS Maxx. Just because he's 24 doesn't mean he shouldn't play a or learn a sport.
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Post by: MikMaq on September 23, 2011, 01:48:32 PM
Older leagues are usually semi-pro leagues. Learn skills first.
I can huck a pig skin, kick a ball, and probally could dunk if I dropped a few pounds, my question is how do I get into something. When I say league I don't mean anything profession, I just wanna find a throwin game or whatever you call it like at your local Y(the one near me just closed).


P.S. if you don't play some sort of team sport currently shut the fuck, no back in the day bullshit please.
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Post by: Coach is Back! on September 23, 2011, 01:52:21 PM
You can usually find something through the City. Check out your chamber of commerce. You can usually find a sports program through your city hall.
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Post by: dr.chimps on September 23, 2011, 01:56:31 PM
Thats BS Maxx. Just because he's 24 doesn't mean he shouldn't play a or learn a sport.
x2 

Where you at? PM, if you feel up to it. Do I assume anything given your name? Stay positive, and if all else fails - there's baseball.    ;D
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Post by: bradistani on September 23, 2011, 01:57:14 PM
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Post by: dustin on September 23, 2011, 01:58:23 PM
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Post by: Nails on September 23, 2011, 01:59:33 PM
 :'( :'( :'(

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Post by: Borracho on September 23, 2011, 02:03:26 PM
If you're gonna play anything I would try something CoEd. At 24 you should be trying to bang as many whores as possible before you get old.
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Post by: el numero uno on September 23, 2011, 02:03:41 PM
;D
So here it is I can't find people to play a game with. Be it football, soccer, basketball, or whatever. The problem is I haven't played any of these games before and I'm 24 :-\   
Any advice I know I got endurance/size/speed, but never really played much growing up.

You guys got any advice about joining a seniors league or some shit.

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Post by: Parker on September 23, 2011, 02:04:11 PM
;D
So here it is I can't find people to play a game with. Be it football, soccer, basketball, or whatever. The problem is I haven't played any of these games before and I'm 24 :-\   
Any advice I know I got endurance/size/speed, but never really played much growing up.

You guys got any advice about joining a seniors league or some shit.
Dude, you sayin I sound like a woman, and you playin "chop my balls off", WTF...
You can find dudes playing ball on courts in the inner city...and there are always flag football and football leagues. Around my way there are soccer, lacrosse, water polo, flag football, football adult leagues...

But, for all those listed above, your ass has to be in shape, because many of those dudes will run you ragged, especially flag football, due to the quickness of the game and the players.
Title: Re: Life sucks and I wanna die.
Post by: el numero uno on September 23, 2011, 02:04:40 PM
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That's fucking awesome.
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Post by: apply85 on September 23, 2011, 02:06:26 PM
lol you suck dude, seriously 200 pounds of maladjusted human flesh on the other side of that computer
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Post by: 240 is Back on September 23, 2011, 02:11:50 PM
maybe once a month, i go to the local basketball court and jump into a 5 on 5 game.

while the little 18 and 20 something punks can run circles around you all day, their jump shots are unreliable and you seriously fcuk them up on the boards.  Is there anything more satisfying than going all dennis rodman on a little shit talker 1/2 your age then laughing at his shoes?  I think not.
Title: Re: Life sucks and I wanna die.
Post by: Nails on September 23, 2011, 02:12:08 PM
Where you home schooled?  ???
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Post by: MikMaq on September 23, 2011, 02:34:05 PM
Where you home schooled?  ???
Meh I obviously played in gym class, but I prefer'd to play in bands and shit when I was younger no regrets, I thought competitive sports were a waste of time unless you started young. My early childhood didn't allow for competitive sports, lived in a very small town, and my parents were too busy with other shit to cart me to the next town over.


Anyhow I think you guys were missing the title of this thread was a joke, seriously I'm just fucken tired of watching espn, would like to actually fuck compete at something. Really fed up with being a competitive spectator.
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Post by: dr.chimps on September 23, 2011, 02:36:50 PM
That's fucking awesome.
x2

That nipper on the left is a farking standout!
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Post by: Nails on September 23, 2011, 02:41:26 PM
Meh I obviously played in gym class, but I prefer'd to play in bands and shit when I was younger no regrets, I thought competitive sports were a waste of time unless you started young. My early childhood didn't allow for competitive sports, lived in a very small town, and my parents were too busy with other shit to cart me to the next town over.


Anyhow I think you guys were missing the title of this thread was a joke, seriously I'm just fucken tired of watching espn, would like to actually fuck compete at something. Really fed up with being a competitive spectator.

walk around your town and pick up heavy shit, anything you see, rocks, stones, tires, cars, tractors, refridgerators, axles, wagons.... whatever you see pick it up and move it, once you get good at it..... The sky is the limit, shit you might even get a shot at fuckking w8m8



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Post by: Dokey111 on September 23, 2011, 02:42:58 PM
That's fucking awesome.

Yours is pretty damn good too.
Title: Re: Life sucks and I wanna die.
Post by: dr.chimps on September 23, 2011, 02:43:32 PM
walk around your town and pick up heavy shit, anything you see, rocks, stones, tires, cars, tractors, refridgerators, axles, wagons.... whatever you see pick it up and move it, once you get good at it..... The sky is the limit, shit you might even get a shot at fuckking w8m8

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That sound you hear is Stalin spinning in his grave.   :-X
  
Title: Re: Life sucks and I wanna die.
Post by: flinstones1 on September 23, 2011, 02:50:01 PM
all my friends are potheads who have no desire to go out and meet pussy or lift weights or play sports for that matter, and would rather get high and drunk in a garage for 6 hours. Not fun flying solo man, but you do what you gotta do.
Title: Re: Life sucks and I wanna die.
Post by: MikMaq on September 23, 2011, 02:53:48 PM
all my friends are potheads who have no desire to go out and meet pussy or lift weights or play sports for that matter, and would rather get high and drunk in a garage for 6 hours.
Lol I know the feeling. It's almost ironic most people that play sports are complete retards, most of the people that don't are cool but completely useless, funny how the world works.
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Post by: the trainer on September 23, 2011, 03:01:08 PM
;D
So here it is I can't find people to play a game with. Be it football, soccer, basketball, or whatever. The problem is I haven't played any of these games before and I'm 24 :-\   
Any advice I know I got endurance/size/speed, but never really played much growing up.

You guys got any advice about joining a seniors league or some shit.


I think you are creeping out the average guy on the street that is why nobody wants to play with you. so here is what you do. go to a public bathroom write on the bathroom wall that you are looking for guys to play with put the date and time, I am pretty sure that some guys will turn up to play with you.
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Post by: Princess L on September 23, 2011, 06:00:30 PM
;D
So here it is I can't find people to play a game with. Be it football, soccer, basketball, or whatever. The problem is I haven't played any of these games before and I'm 24 :-\   
Any advice I know I got endurance/size/speed, but never really played much growing up.

You guys got any advice about joining a seniors league or some shit.

Those sports could be a bit aggressive if you've never played before.  It would be hard to get on a team, cuz honestly, no one would want you on their team unless it's like a pickup game at the Y or something.  Check into your local community rec center.  Co-ed volleyball is usually pretty laid back and not so serious.  In the summer, we have a co-ed kick ball league in town which is pretty fun.
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Post by: dyslexic on September 23, 2011, 06:04:33 PM
That's fucking awesome.

That's what I was thinkin...
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Post by: HTexan on September 23, 2011, 06:05:09 PM
You dont have any friends that like sports?
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Post by: calfzilla on September 23, 2011, 07:44:26 PM
How about an individual sport like bodybuilding?  You do know this is a bodybuilding site? 
Title: Re: Life sucks and I wanna die.
Post by: HTexan on September 23, 2011, 07:51:21 PM
How about an individual sport like bodybuilding?  You do know this is a bodybuilding site? 
Bbing is not a sport. Hopes this helps.
Title: Re: Life sucks and I wanna die.
Post by: MikMaq on September 23, 2011, 07:57:34 PM
You dont have any friends that like sports?
Nah man where I live everyone ironically is into bodybuilding, if you call it a sport.
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Post by: DK II on September 23, 2011, 08:02:24 PM
Shit, i have so hoped this thread was by Khofo or purenaturaldumbass.  :'(
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Post by: SF1900 on September 23, 2011, 08:05:41 PM
Shit, i have so hoped this thread was by Khofo or purenaturaldumbass.  :'(

 ;D ;D

you don't like great arab genetics? :-X :-\
Title: Re: Anyone here playing any throw games, any ideas how to find/start them?
Post by: stuntmovie on September 23, 2011, 08:19:29 PM
Crazy, but in some part of the world they throw midgets for money.

The lost sport that is Dwarf Tossing / Midget Throwing originated in Australia in the 1980's - a pub game for bored white trash country types, bored with driving their tractors.
Title: Re: Anyone here playing any throw games, any ideas how to find/start them?
Post by: MikMaq on September 23, 2011, 08:30:14 PM
Crazy, but in some part of the world they throw midgets for money. I'll try to verify that with a link.
Shit man count me in, last night I was able to toss your mom off the bed with absolute ease.
Title: Re: Anyone here playing any throw games, any ideas how to find/start them?
Post by: stuntmovie on September 23, 2011, 08:33:21 PM
 ;D :o ::) Must have been my uncle, Mik. He's a little guy!
Title: Re: Life sucks and I wanna die.
Post by: calfzilla on September 24, 2011, 03:52:54 AM
Bbing is not a sport. Hopes this helps.

Ok I admit it's not a sport, but Men in thongs is hard to beat!  :D