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Title: "Energy Balance Bracelets"..
Post by: Meso_z on September 23, 2011, 10:17:47 PM
Wtf is this shit?

and its like 25 euros worth or something for a fucking plastic band.  ::)
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Post by: supernick on September 23, 2011, 10:20:02 PM
total gimmic,, all in peoples head.
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Post by: el numero uno on September 23, 2011, 10:21:37 PM
If someone is dumb enough to buy that shit, he deserves to be swindled
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Post by: DK II on September 23, 2011, 10:23:23 PM
ahahaahhaahah, i got 4 of these for free on a sports expo in Tokyo.

You had to arm wrestle against a guy from the company, one time without the arm band, second time with the arm band. Miracously, most people lost the first match and won the second, with the power of the armband.  ::) ::) ::)

I won both, so he gave me 4 of those. Fucking idiots.
Title: Re: "Energy Balance Bracelets"..
Post by: DK II on September 23, 2011, 10:24:23 PM
If someone is dumb enough to buy that shit, he deserves to be swindled


But hey, they change your bad energy into good energy.  ::) ::) ::)

Probably your shit will turn into chocolate when you wear them long enough.


Title: Re: "Energy Balance Bracelets"..
Post by: Meso_z on September 23, 2011, 10:25:00 PM
I went to a "health" store and they had those things hanging on the wall...

The employee approached me and started a tiresome long monologue "How this.. how that.. athletes wear it...positive energy"

...only to hear "no thanks" from me.
Title: Re: "Energy Balance Bracelets"..
Post by: DK II on September 23, 2011, 10:26:19 PM
I went to a "health" store and they had those things hanging on the wall...

The employee approached me and started a tiresome long monologue "How this.. how that.. athletes wear it...positive energy"

...only to hear "no thanks" from me.

LOL, best thing is that after 2-3 months, they have soaked up all the bad energy and run out of good energy and you have to buy a new one.  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)


These things cost 1-2 cents in China.
Title: Re: "Energy Balance Bracelets"..
Post by: Meso_z on September 23, 2011, 10:27:53 PM
LOL, best thing is that after 2-3 months, they have soaked up all the bad energy and run out of good energy and you have to buy a new one.  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)


These things cost 1-2 cents in China.
Will my shit turn to caviar and my piss into expensive red wine if i wear one of these?  ;D
Title: Re: "Energy Balance Bracelets"..
Post by: Doug_Steele on September 23, 2011, 10:39:53 PM
Wtf is this shit?

and its like 25 euros worth or something for a fucking plastic band.  ::)

Every fucking guy has one of those fucking stupid things.  ::) ::) They tell me it helps them walk straight and think positive thoughts. Are you fucking kidding me.  :-\ :-\ This is what the youth of America believe in? Ok, we are fucked.  :D :D
Title: Re: "Energy Balance Bracelets"..
Post by: DK II on September 23, 2011, 10:42:16 PM
Every fucking guy has one of those fucking stupid things.  ::) ::) They tell me it helps them walk straight and think positive thoughts. Are you fucking kidding me.  :-\ :-\ This is what the youth of America believe in? Ok, we are fucked.  :D :D


I prefer Testosterone and Dbol for that.  :o :o :o

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Post by: Doug_Steele on September 23, 2011, 10:48:08 PM

I prefer Testosterone and Dbol for that.  :o :o :o



Ohhh nooo...the even better thing is that they really believe it helps them get dates.  ::)  ::) It is suppose to make relationships better.  ::) ::) Fuck that! I guess i will come up with something really stupid and charge $25-$50 for a stupid ass wrist band.  :D :D
Title: Re: "Energy Balance Bracelets"..
Post by: DK II on September 23, 2011, 10:51:57 PM
Ohhh nooo...the even better thing is that they really believe it helps them get dates.  ::)  ::) It is suppose to make relationships better.  ::) ::) Fuck that! I guess i will come up with something really stupid and charge $25-$50 for a stupid ass wrist band.  :D :D

Well, as was said, no mercy for people who buy into this shit.
Title: Re: "Energy Balance Bracelets"..
Post by: kiwiol on September 23, 2011, 10:52:39 PM
Wtf is this shit?

and its like 25 euros worth or something for a fucking plastic band.  ::)

I don't wear it, but I put it on Khofo's mom when she's blowing me and I feel she does a better job than usual.
Title: Re: "Energy Balance Bracelets"..
Post by: Meso_z on September 23, 2011, 10:54:54 PM
I don't wear it, but I put it on Khofo's mom when she's blowing me and I feel she does a better job than usual.
:D around the neck, like a puppy.
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Post by: Doug_Steele on September 23, 2011, 10:56:08 PM
Well, as was said, no mercy for people who buy into this shit.

It also gets them better grades.  ::) ::)
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Post by: kiwiol on September 23, 2011, 10:58:17 PM
:D around the neck, like a puppy.

Yep, just need to make sure it doesn't tear the paper bag over her head.
Title: Re: "Energy Balance Bracelets"..
Post by: dustin on September 23, 2011, 11:07:21 PM
You know what though? You've gotta commend the geniuses that take advantage of the ridiculously retarded consumers. I bet they're literally laughing all the way to the bank. And good for them too! Anyone that stupid deserves to be ripped off.

I need to develop some special energy balancing cock rings that help you to fuck like a porn star by channeling all your chi into your genital region. Patent pending, so don't steal my idea, bitches.
Title: Re: "Energy Balance Bracelets"..
Post by: Doug_Steele on September 23, 2011, 11:33:06 PM
You know what though? You've gotta commend the geniuses that take advantage of the ridiculously retarded consumers. I bet they're literally laughing all the way to the bank. And good for them too! Anyone that stupid deserves to be ripped off.

I need to develop some special energy balancing cock rings that help you to fuck like a porn star by channeling all your chi into your genital region. Patent pending, so don't steal my idea, bitches.

Yea, i am thinking about making my own Razors. I mean, ya know how Gilette has a Razor with 6 blades, well, i am going to make one with seven blades and charge a fucking ton for replacement blades.  :D
Title: Re: "Energy Balance Bracelets"..
Post by: dustin on September 23, 2011, 11:36:36 PM
Yea, i am thinking about making my own Razors. I mean, ya know how Gilette has a Razor with 6 blades, well, i am going to make one with seven blades and charge a fucking ton for replacement blades.  :D

Genius!

The crazy thing is no matter how useless the product, millions will buy it as though their life depended on it. 8)
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Post by: The Grim Lifter on September 23, 2011, 11:43:46 PM
Shaq wore it and felt 'something' and he won that game so it must work
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Post by: kreator on September 24, 2011, 01:45:40 AM
bet that every guy that got one also eventually put it on his penis
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Post by: claymore on September 24, 2011, 01:59:04 AM
If someone is dumb enough to buy that shit, he deserves to be swindled

Agreed
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Post by: dr.chimps on September 24, 2011, 05:41:48 AM
My last ball tournament had a 'negative ion' bracelet concession. It did booming business, and it looked like every second person had one. 30$ a pop. Just sad.  :-\ 
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Post by: Reeves on September 24, 2011, 06:20:22 AM
In the 70s, there was the "Pet Rock".  Of course only a fool would believe a rock could be domesticated...
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Post by: Swede! on September 24, 2011, 06:28:12 AM
Didn't the study show that It actually helped?

All Placebo ofc. But since when is placebo a bad thing. Believe and achieve baby believe and achieve. The mind is powerful.
Title: Re: "Energy Balance Bracelets"..
Post by: Swede! on September 24, 2011, 06:29:06 AM
all in peoples head.

thats the point.

STAY POSITIVE.
Title: Re: "Energy Balance Bracelets"..
Post by: dr.chimps on September 24, 2011, 06:30:35 AM
thats the point.

STAY POSITIVE.
Placebo + $30 = Idiot
Title: Re: "Energy Balance Bracelets"..
Post by: Swede! on September 24, 2011, 06:31:43 AM
Placebo + $30 = Idiot

Its better then a 50$ scam suppliment.
Title: Re: "Energy Balance Bracelets"..
Post by: DK II on September 24, 2011, 06:32:43 AM
Its better then a 50$ scam suppliment.

Bracelet doesn't have Vanilla taste.  ::)
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Post by: Quickerblade on September 24, 2011, 06:34:33 AM
Bracelet doesn't have Vanilla taste.  ::)

or the propietry blend.
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Post by: dr.chimps on September 24, 2011, 06:34:36 AM
Bracelet doesn't have Vanilla taste.  ::)
Tears up the blender blades, too.
Title: Re: "Energy Balance Bracelets"..
Post by: DK II on September 24, 2011, 06:35:45 AM
bracelet also doesn't come with a free scoop that your wife or mom can use for birthday cakes.
Title: Re: "Energy Balance Bracelets"..
Post by: Quickerblade on September 24, 2011, 06:39:34 AM
Lot of men wearing these fucking things in Australia.
I dont see anything positive about it, positive starts with the mind not with a piece of plastic.
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Post by: Tyr on September 24, 2011, 07:27:12 AM
In the 70s, there was the "Pet Rock".  Of course only a fool would believe a rock could be domesticated...

That has to be one of the biggest marketing scams ever
Title: Re: "Energy Balance Bracelets"..
Post by: Meso_z on September 24, 2011, 07:58:19 AM
Jay wears them, so they must be working..  ::)
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Post by: Dr Dutch on September 24, 2011, 08:25:17 AM
In Holland in the 90s Nico Haak, a hasbeen popular singer, did lots of commercials promoting these bracelets. A few months later he was dead, heartattack or stroke or someting. There were a lot of jokes about that...