Getbig.com: American Bodybuilding, Fitness and Figure

Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: OneMoreRep on September 25, 2011, 01:18:40 PM

Title: Brazilian JiuJitsu BLACK BELT RENTAO LARANJA OWNING Joe Rogan..
Post by: OneMoreRep on September 25, 2011, 01:18:40 PM


"1"
Title: Re: Brazilian JiuJitsu BLACK BELT RENTAO LARANJA OWNING Joe Rogan..
Post by: OneMoreRep on September 25, 2011, 01:23:44 PM
Brazilian JiuJitsu Black Belt Rentao Laranja submitting JiuJitsu Black Belt Eddie Bravo in less than 15 seconds!



"1"
Title: Re: Brazilian JiuJitsu BLACK BELT RENTAO LARANJA OWNING Joe Rogan..
Post by: Game Time on September 25, 2011, 01:30:34 PM
That dude was brutally annoying. I'm surprised Joe didn't lose it
Title: Re: Brazilian JiuJitsu BLACK BELT RENTAO LARANJA OWNING Joe Rogan..
Post by: Swede! on September 25, 2011, 01:38:19 PM
wtf
Title: Re: Brazilian JiuJitsu BLACK BELT RENTAO LARANJA OWNING Joe Rogan..
Post by: OneMoreRep on September 25, 2011, 01:42:05 PM
That dude was brutally annoying. I'm surprised Joe didn't lose it

The guy is vicious and is trying to get into the UFC. 

"1"
Title: Re: Brazilian JiuJitsu BLACK BELT RENTAO LARANJA OWNING Joe Rogan..
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on September 25, 2011, 01:50:16 PM
This guy , this guy , this guy , this guy , this guy

STFU already
Title: Re: Brazilian JiuJitsu BLACK BELT RENTAO LARANJA OWNING Joe Rogan..
Post by: Game Time on September 25, 2011, 02:24:12 PM
That's not the way to go about getting where you want to be. Joe will never vouch for the guy, if anything he would go out of his way to make sure he didn't get a card.
Title: Re: Brazilian JiuJitsu BLACK BELT RENTAO LARANJA OWNING Joe Rogan..
Post by: makaveli25 on September 25, 2011, 03:03:47 PM


"1"

Dudes crazy and hilarious at the same time.
Title: Re: Brazilian JiuJitsu BLACK BELT RENTAO LARANJA OWNING Joe Rogan..
Post by: RC Money on September 25, 2011, 05:16:40 PM
LoL at Bravo getting owned.
Title: Re: Brazilian JiuJitsu BLACK BELT RENTAO LARANJA OWNING Joe Rogan..
Post by: OneMoreRep on September 25, 2011, 05:29:14 PM
LoL at Bravo getting owned.

Bravo didn't stand a chance.  That man flawlessly choked him out..

"1"
Title: Re: Brazilian JiuJitsu BLACK BELT RENTAO LARANJA OWNING Joe Rogan..
Post by: makaveli25 on September 25, 2011, 05:36:49 PM
Bravo didn't stand a chance.  That man flawlessly choked him out..

"1"

That almost looked fake or set up. That take down he attempted looked to scripted.
Title: Re: Brazilian JiuJitsu BLACK BELT RENTAO LARANJA OWNING Joe Rogan..
Post by: OneMoreRep on September 25, 2011, 05:40:44 PM
That almost looked fake or set up. That take down he attempted looked to scripted.

I think he (Bravo) was trying to simply take him down without too much exertion as to not anger the guy or make him feel that he is directly trying to engage him in the way that Laranja was.

Laranja was trying to pick a fight purposely, to show that he can make an instructor look like a child in front of his students.

When you're that good, it almost makes an experienced black belt like Bravo look foolish in comparison.

"1"

P.S. Noticed how he was hounding Rogan, almost trying to make him take a swing, but Rogan knew better...
Title: Re: Brazilian JiuJitsu BLACK BELT RENTAO LARANJA OWNING Joe Rogan..
Post by: claymore on September 25, 2011, 05:53:13 PM
Their use to be a video of George Sotiropoulos chocking this tool bag out, but I can't seem to find it ??
Title: Re: Brazilian JiuJitsu BLACK BELT RENTAO LARANJA OWNING Joe Rogan..
Post by: che on September 25, 2011, 05:56:02 PM
Their use to be a video of George Sotiropoulos chocking this tool bag out, but I can't seem to find it ??

Sotiropoulus choking out a BJJ black belt world champion  ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Brazilian JiuJitsu BLACK BELT RENTAO LARANJA OWNING Joe Rogan..
Post by: RC Money on September 25, 2011, 06:03:37 PM
Bravo's shot was shit because he can't wrestle very well, and that was sweet a one arm north south on a bb  :o
Title: Re: Brazilian JiuJitsu BLACK BELT RENTAO LARANJA OWNING Joe Rogan..
Post by: RJ DRIVER on September 25, 2011, 06:04:08 PM
You're a dumbass. This is a YouTube comedy series, almost all of it is scripted.  Eddie bravo is a hell of alot better bjj practioner than that.
Title: Re: Brazilian JiuJitsu BLACK BELT RENTAO LARANJA OWNING Joe Rogan..
Post by: OneMoreRep on September 25, 2011, 06:07:05 PM
You're a dumbass. This is a YouTube comedy series, almost all of it is scripted.  Eddie bravo is a hell of alot better bjj practioner than that.

Relax driver..

Bravo got choked out, plain and simple.

Shit happens man,
"1"
Title: Re: Brazilian JiuJitsu BLACK BELT RENTAO LARANJA OWNING Joe Rogan..
Post by: ChopperRider on September 25, 2011, 06:08:19 PM
You're a dumbass. This is a YouTube comedy series, almost all of it is scripted.  Eddie bravo is a hell of alot better bjj practioner than that.

Seems to be....

Title: Re: Brazilian JiuJitsu BLACK BELT RENTAO LARANJA OWNING Joe Rogan..
Post by: OneMoreRep on September 25, 2011, 06:08:39 PM
You're a dumbass. This is a YouTube comedy series, almost all of it is scripted.  Eddie bravo is a hell of alot better bjj practioner than that.

...and folks, for the last time, PRACTITIONER is spelled with 2 "TI" not one..

Try pronouncing PRACTIONER, does it sound right?

Nothing against you Driver, but I see this happening a lot,
"1"
Title: Re: Brazilian JiuJitsu BLACK BELT RENTAO LARANJA OWNING Joe Rogan..
Post by: che on September 25, 2011, 06:15:15 PM
You're a dumbass. This is a YouTube comedy series, almost all of it is scripted.  Eddie bravo is a hell of alot better bjj practioner than that.

 ::)
Oh brother ,someone's feelings got hurt because his idol got choked the fuck out
Title: Re: Brazilian JiuJitsu BLACK BELT RENTAO LARANJA OWNING Joe Rogan..
Post by: claymore on September 25, 2011, 06:27:50 PM
Sotiropoulus choking out a BJJ black belt world champion  ::) ::) ::)

It starts at 5:50


A simple I'm sorry daddy for doubting you and we'll wipe the slate clean  ;)
Title: Re: Brazilian JiuJitsu BLACK BELT RENTAO LARANJA OWNING Joe Rogan..
Post by: OneMoreRep on September 25, 2011, 06:35:06 PM
It starts at 5:50


A simple I'm sorry daddy for doubting you and we'll wipe the slate clean  ;)

Relax man, Renato was just taking a breather..

"1"
Title: Re: Brazilian JiuJitsu BLACK BELT RENTAO LARANJA OWNING Joe Rogan..
Post by: pluck on September 25, 2011, 07:06:56 PM
It's BJJ...the whole point is to submit/choke your opponent.

There are some real black belt BJJ masters out there and it's almost a privilege to roll with them because they're so fucking good.
Title: Re: Brazilian JiuJitsu BLACK BELT RENTAO LARANJA OWNING Joe Rogan..
Post by: Marty Champions on September 25, 2011, 07:25:25 PM
i am glad im not some short dude, being tall i never have problem with these weird wirey grapplers
Title: Re: Brazilian JiuJitsu BLACK BELT RENTAO LARANJA OWNING Joe Rogan..
Post by: Doug_Steele on September 25, 2011, 07:28:17 PM
i am glad im not some short dude, being tall i never have problem with these weird wirey grapplers

Plus you can eat all the Waffle House food and just do upright rows and not worry about shit.  :D
Title: Re: Brazilian JiuJitsu BLACK BELT RENTAO LARANJA OWNING Joe Rogan..
Post by: Marty Champions on September 25, 2011, 07:39:32 PM


"1"

all attitude , personality and cool ethnically challenged english
Title: Re: Brazilian JiuJitsu BLACK BELT RENTAO LARANJA OWNING Joe Rogan..
Post by: Marty Champions on September 25, 2011, 07:49:30 PM
whats up with the 10th planet link? anyone knows whats up with that?
Title: Re: Brazilian JiuJitsu BLACK BELT RENTAO LARANJA OWNING Joe Rogan..
Post by: Fortress on September 25, 2011, 07:59:46 PM
I have had twits like this assault me with endless harassing bullshit, too. Like follow me around and not leave me alone. Depends on many variables, but in the one presented, Joe did the right thing. Just be reasonably pleasant but get the frick out of there. Now, sometimes, if the verbal assault becomes "menacing", there's only one thing to do: attack the twat with everything you have and don't stop until he's no longer a potential threat.

Sure, this guy is some BJJ expert, but MANY times during his harrassment he left himself open to one hell of a beating ... if the dude on the receiving end is athletic, strong and has a degree of ability to deliver combinations and pure aggression.

Not saying these MMA/BJJ cats ain't dangerous, but they ARE human, and thus can be rocked just like any other human. And as we all know, a street fight isn't exactly the same as a cage fighting sport.

A quick one-two punch, grab, squeeze and twist at the balls (or something) and brutal biting of any limb or part of the face, and victory's near. There are endless variations on a defensive/offensive spring into action when in such a situation.

The killer for most, however, is a lack of initiative to act. And viciously.

Bottom line: The guy harrassing Joe is a dink and Joe was wise ... because he knew, with approximating certainty, that the jackass was blustery and retarded. Be kinda nice and scram.

Sometimes altercation can't be avoided, though. In such cases, never hesitate when you know it's gonna happen. Be the FIRST to strike, and with unparalleled intensity and viciousness.

Being a doorman/bouncer for many years, I have seen many street/bar fights and can tell you one thing for certain. The first to attack and attack in a big way is usually the victor. This, of course, factors in both combatants being roughly the same size, athletic ability, etc. Anything you have additional in your "deck of cards", size, strength, aggression, etc., only adds favour to your chances, regardless.    
Title: Re: Brazilian JiuJitsu BLACK BELT RENTAO LARANJA OWNING Joe Rogan..
Post by: apply85 on September 25, 2011, 08:02:40 PM
ffffake
Title: Re: Brazilian JiuJitsu BLACK BELT RENTAO LARANJA OWNING Joe Rogan..
Post by: Naggash on September 25, 2011, 08:24:30 PM
i am glad im not some short dude, being tall i never have problem with these weird wirey grapplers

I think long limbs are actually easier for a BJJ practitioner to lock down
Title: Re: Brazilian JiuJitsu BLACK BELT RENTAO LARANJA OWNING Joe Rogan..
Post by: Kwon_2 on September 25, 2011, 09:14:26 PM
Renato Laranja when he was an Actor as Rhasaan Orange

0:30 Prefer Big Hooters or a Tight ass? BOTH
Title: Re: Brazilian JiuJitsu BLACK BELT RENTAO LARANJA OWNING Joe Rogan..
Post by: MB_722 on September 25, 2011, 09:42:24 PM
renato is fucking annoying
Title: Re: Brazilian JiuJitsu BLACK BELT RENTAO LARANJA OWNING Joe Rogan..
Post by: Marty Champions on September 25, 2011, 09:43:16 PM
I think long limbs are actually easier for a BJJ practitioner to lock down

ive had some normal sized black belts try that shit on me for fun and the laughed at the fact they couldnt get any holds on me because of my size, however if someone of my height than that would be a different story
Title: Re: Brazilian JiuJitsu BLACK BELT RENTAO LARANJA OWNING Joe Rogan..
Post by: Marty Champions on September 25, 2011, 09:46:17 PM
the dude has the lean handsome face kinda like alistair, ..its like an inbetween race of black white and some mexican
Title: Re: Brazilian JiuJitsu BLACK BELT RENTAO LARANJA OWNING Joe Rogan..
Post by: Naggash on September 25, 2011, 09:56:01 PM
ive had some normal sized black belts try that shit on me for fun and the laughed at the fact they couldnt get any holds on me because of my size, however if someone of my height than that would be a different story

good point, natural size and strength do account for something at least
Title: Re: Brazilian JiuJitsu BLACK BELT RENTAO LARANJA OWNING Joe Rogan..
Post by: RJ DRIVER on September 25, 2011, 10:39:06 PM
...and folks, for the last time, PRACTITIONER is spelled with 2 "TI" not one..

Try pronouncing PRACTIONER, does it sound right?

Nothing against you Driver, but I see this happening a lot,
"1"
I'm partially retarded ;D
Title: Re: Brazilian JiuJitsu BLACK BELT RENTAO LARANJA OWNING Joe Rogan..
Post by: claymore on September 25, 2011, 10:46:30 PM
Title: Re: Brazilian JiuJitsu BLACK BELT RENTAO LARANJA OWNING Joe Rogan..
Post by: RC Money on September 30, 2011, 12:10:19 PM
ive had some normal sized black belts try that shit on me for fun and the laughed at the fact they couldnt get any holds on me because of my size, however if someone of my height than that would be a different story
Were these TKD black belts trying BJJ moves?