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Getbig Main Boards => General Topics => Topic started by: MikMaq on September 28, 2011, 07:26:54 AM
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Yeah I guess this is the most pathetic of laziness but I can't be the only one around here looking for a job, I know wiggs is a top pic, are there any others. ;D
Alright here goes I've been out of surgery for 3 weeks today(personal shit I ain't getting into), so I need to get a resume done up fast, lost the files of my old one, but I wanna get a job, starting today, as that's what the doc said.
Now I've come to terms with my inability to get off the couch and close get big, so please if someone could post a sample resume, I could copy and paste it'd be great.
P.S. you can try owning me too.
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Yeah I guess this is the most pathetic of laziness but I can't be the only one around here looking for a job, I know wiggs is a top pic, are there any others. ;D
Alright here goes I've been out of surgery for 3 weeks today(personal shit I ain't getting into), so I need to get a resume done up fast, lost the files of my old one, but I wanna get a job, starting today, as that's what the doc said.
Now I've come to terms with my inability to get off the couch and close get big, so please if someone could post a sample resume, I could copy and paste it'd be great.
P.S. you can try owning me too.
Vaginaplasty? ;D
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I suck cock good. Please hire me. You can right me back.
-MikMaq
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You might consider a google search for sample resumes.....I'm just sayin.
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http://download.cnet.com/ResumeMaker-Professional/3000-18484_4-10839056.html
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"write" a resume. Not "right" a resume... Please use spelling and grammar check before sending out resumes. I hope this helps.
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check your state social services first and see if you qualify for any programs.
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asking get biggers how to get a job? thats about as effective as a muff diving lecture by the pope
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I suck cock good. Please hire me. You can right me back.
-MikMaq
Fuck you know if you had just copy and pasted me a resume sample and filled out the appropiate info I might be ok.
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"write" a resume. Not "right" a resume... Please use spelling and grammar check before sending out resumes. I hope this helps.
Damn, someone beat me to this! Yes, knowing how to properly use the English language will be wanted by most decently paying employers.
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Your doctor told you that you needed to get a job today? Weird, my doctor checks on my health...
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"write" a resume. Not "right" a resume... Please use spelling and grammar check before sending out resumes. I hope this helps.
Perzactly... but this is why he is asking for help, so ya gotta give him credit for that.
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Dont forget to mention you are a getbigger - it will help swing it your way
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Your doctor told you that you needed to get a job today? Weird, my doctor checks on my health...
Well he said don't return to work until three weeks after. I of course have no job so I waited until that day to start looking.
p.s. I actually have a job lined up I just have to put in a resume so it don't look bad that a guy gets hired without anything to show. So anything will do, I just fucking hate finding the right format, so if someone could just post one, I'd be greatful as balls.
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It's already been said, "write" not "right"
was it recovery from a failed spelling bee competition that sent you over board?
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I used to work with a professional resume writer. PM me.
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"write" a resume. Not "right" a resume... Please use spelling and grammar check before sending out resumes. I hope this helps.
LOL, x2, MikMaq is in for a rough ride.
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Yeah I guess this is the most pathetic of laziness but I can't be the only one around here looking for a job, I know wiggs is a top pic, are there any others. ;D
Alright here goes I've been out of surgery for 3 weeks today(personal shit I ain't getting into), so I need to get a resume done up fast, lost the files of my old one, but I wanna get a job, starting today, as that's what the doc said.
Now I've come to terms with my inability to get off the couch and close get big, so please if someone could post a sample resume, I could copy and paste it'd be great.
P.S. you can try owning me too.
Just post some ads on craiglist listing your talents as a butt boy. then your clients can come over and pound out your ass. you do not even have to get up from the couch, and you could still type on getbig while getting pounded.
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check your state social services first and see if you qualify for any programs.
::) leech
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LOL, x2, MikMaq is in for a rough ride.
I don reread anything I right, I don't read 99 percent of what you right so please move along ;D
Anyhu as I said I pretty much got a job lined up(previous job), I just need a shame resume to put on file, so it looks legit on paper. Fuck anything would do just post a descent sample my day would be half done, comes guys I need to get onto more pressing matters like what thong is best for the most muscular etc.
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Was your surgery in the groin or anal area?
Asks Dr Dutch.
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Was your surgery in the groin or anal area?
Asks Dr Dutch.
It's nothing like that, I just don't wanna give away personal info to random fucks. Vestehe sie?
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I don reread anything I right, I don't read 99 percent of what you right so please move along ;D
Anyhu as I said I pretty much got a job lined up(previous job), I just need a shame resume to put on file, so it looks legit on paper. Fuck anything would do just post a descent sample my day would be half done, comes guys I need to get onto more pressing matters like what thong is best for the most muscular etc.
"right" ::) write...remedial english should be in your future.
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I don reread anything I right, I don't read 99 percent of what you right so please move along ;D
Anyhu as I said I pretty much got a job lined up(previous job), I just need a shame resume to put on file, so it looks legit on paper. Fuck anything would do just post a descent sample my day would be half done, comes guys I need to get onto more pressing matters like what thong is best for the most muscular etc.
if you had surgery you might qualify for some county assistance or state assistance, I would look there first for some help, no reason to start working after you had surgery. Three weeks is not enough time to completely heal your inside, don't want to stress that area driving around etc, I would wait another 2 months and do the above first.
Also did you get laid off because you had to get surgery from your last job or did they unjustly let you go because you had to have your time off?
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I don reread anything I right, I don't read 99 percent of what you right so please move along ;D
Anyhu as I said I pretty much got a job lined up(previous job), I just need a shame resume to put on file, so it looks legit on paper. Fuck anything would do just post a descent sample my day would be half done, comes guys I need to get onto more pressing matters like what thong is best for the most muscular etc.
Why do you need a resume to flip burgers?
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I wanna get a job, starting today, as that's what the doc said.
Now I've come to terms with my inability to get off the couch
Well he said don't return to work until three weeks after. I of course have no job so I waited until that day to start looking.
Your lack of motivation and initiative speak volumes. That coupled with a lack of a basic English skills qualifies you for little more than cleaning toilets. I'm not sure I'd even hire you to do that. ::)
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Your lack of motivation and initiative speak volumes. That coupled with a lack of a basic English skills qualifies you for little more than cleaning toilets. I'm not sure I'd even hire you to do that. ::)
he just had surgery for god sakes! He shouldn't work for a month or more! He should go to county assistance or state assistance to help with food and money or housing so he can recover fully.
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he just had surgery for god sakes! He shouldn't work for a month or more! He should go to county assistance or state assistance to help with food and money or housing so he can recover fully.
Church.
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Yeah I guess this is the most pathetic of laziness but I can't be the only one around here looking for a job, I know wiggs is a top pic, are there any others. ;D
Alright here goes I've been out of surgery for 3 weeks today(personal shit I ain't getting into), so I need to get a resume done up fast, lost the files of my old one, but I wanna get a job, starting today, as that's what the doc said.
Now I've come to terms with my inability to get off the couch and close get big, so please if someone could post a sample resume, I could copy and paste it'd be great.
P.S. you can try owning me too.
Frontal lobotomy.
I will give you credit for being able to find the keyboard ::)
PT
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LOL brutal replies! :D
No help from me because I suck at it and have been employed for over 4 years at my stressful job, but kudos for admitting that you need help.
It doesn't right any wrongs but it takes nuts of steal and hopefully.continues a positive trend. Just don't be a lazy fuck and flip burgers or pick up dog shit if it's a mean to an end. Do anything you can until something better comes up.