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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Fortress on September 29, 2011, 07:49:43 PM
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Tonight I completed my second-to-last (heavy) squat session before my powerlifting meet October 22nd.
The target: 585x2x2 (raw w/ just a 10-year-old loose single-ply poly with the straps down)
There's this black middle-aged twink in the rack beside me doing some shitty lunges. When I had five plates (495) on the bar and was just about to do my last warm-up, he says, "I get nervous seeing that! I used to do that stuff. Squatted seven plates back in the day. Then one day I woke up and the top three discs in my back were crushed."
Oh, brother. ::)
Skip ahead ...
I have completed my first of two with 585 and the iron warrior to my right won't stop telling me about his days as a beast. "Why aren't you wearing knee wraps? I always wore knee wraps. I didnt go as low as you."
"How low did you go?" I ask.
"Oh, maybe to here ... " (Squats down so his knees have just "broke" from lockout.)
Me: "So your Herculean 700-pound squats, in other words, were total and complete horseshit, and at your best, I'd guess you could have buried maybe 300."
Him: "Well ... "
"Just can it, dink. I have man's work to do. Go back to your lunges and never speak to me again."
It was a total getbig moment.
;D
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BFD.....
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BFD.....
Huh?
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Tonight I completed my second-to-last (heavy) squat session before my powerlifting meet October 22nd.
The target: 585x2x2 (raw w/ just a 10-year-old loose single-ply poly with the straps down)
There's this black middle-aged twink in the rack beside me doing some shitty lunges. When I had five plates (495) on the bar and was just about to do my last warm-up, he says, "I get nervous seeing that! I used to do that stuff. Squatted seven plates back in the day. Then one day I woke up and the top three discs in my back were crushed."
Oh, brother. ::)
Skip ahead ...
I have completed my first of two with 585 and the iron warrior to my right won't stop telling me about his days as a beast. "Why aren't you wearing knee wraps? I always wore knee wraps. I didnt go as low as you."
"How low did you go?" I ask.
"Oh, maybe to here ... " (Squats down so his knees have just "broke" from lockout.)
Me: "So your Herculean 700-pound squats, in other words, were total and complete horseshit, and at your best, I'd guess you could have buried maybe 300."
Him: "Well ... "
"Just can it, dink. I have man's work to do. Go back to your lunges and never speak to me again."
It was a total getbig moment.
;D
You are strong for sure, and you sure verified it by owning that tiny tit! How can one be so strong as you?
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You are strong for sure, and you sure verified it by owning that tiny tit! How can one be so strong as you?
Keep at it, bub.
I am 26 years deep into this nonsense. ;D
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Keep at it, bub.
I am 26 years deep into this nonsense. ;D
Well from your own story it is obvious that you are much stronger than this guy. It is obvious to you and anyone else, but maybe not him. So why the need to belittle him? And then feel good about it?
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Strong as an ox!
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Well from your own story it is obvious that you are much stronger than this guy. It is obvious to you and anyone else, but maybe not him. So why the need to belittle him? And then feel good about it?
Oh, shut the fuck up, bungmonster. This is the big leagues. Take it or leave it.
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Huh?
BIG FUCKING DEAL
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Tonight I completed my second-to-last (heavy) squat session before my powerlifting meet October 22nd.
The target: 585x2x2 (raw w/ just a 10-year-old loose single-ply poly with the straps down)
There's this black middle-aged twink in the rack beside me doing some shitty lunges. When I had five plates (495) on the bar and was just about to do my last warm-up, he says, "I get nervous seeing that! I used to do that stuff. Squatted seven plates back in the day. Then one day I woke up and the top three discs in my back were crushed."
Oh, brother. ::)
Skip ahead ...
I have completed my first of two with 585 and the iron warrior to my right won't stop telling me about his days as a beast. "Why aren't you wearing knee wraps? I always wore knee wraps. I didnt go as low as you."
"How low did you go?" I ask.
"Oh, maybe to here ... " (Squats down so his knees have just "broke" from lockout.)
Me: "So your Herculean 700-pound squats, in other words, were total and complete horseshit, and at your best, I'd guess you could have buried maybe 300."
Him: "Well ... "
"Just can it, dink. I have man's work to do. Go back to your lunges and never speak to me again."
It was a total getbig moment.
;D
Excellet work owning that tiny tit, Squadfather would be proud. 8)
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Oh, shut the fuck up, bungmonster. This is the big leagues. Take it or leave it.
26 years of trying to patch up your feeble and inadequate ego. How's that working out? When you were a kid did you think that the best day of your 41st year would be owning a twink and posting about it on Getbig?
I look forward to your future ownings! Maybe next time there will be a 12 year old girl trying to do jumping jacks and you can own her skinny ass!
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26 years of trying to patch up your feeble and inadequate ego. How's that working out? When you were a kid did you think that the best day of your 41st year would be owning a twink and posting about it on Getbig?
I look forward to your future ownings! Maybe next time there will be a 12 year old girl trying to do jumping jacks and you can own her skinny ass!
man this owning never even took place..its a lie
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Just can it, dink. I have man's work to do. Go back to your lunges and never speak to me again
you actually said that?
you are a true iron warrior.
you didn't come across as a complete tool either!
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you didn't come across as a complete tool either!
I'm sure all the ladies were impressed, probably enough to call their friends about it. "OMG Tiffany! U shld have seen the pwning this big sexy hunk gave to a twink today at the gym!!"
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;D ;D ;D
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Tonight I completed my second-to-last (heavy) squat session before my powerlifting meet October 22nd.
The target: 585x2x2 (raw w/ just a 10-year-old loose single-ply poly with the straps down)
There's this black middle-aged twink in the rack beside me doing some shitty lunges. When I had five plates (495) on the bar and was just about to do my last warm-up, he says, "I get nervous seeing that! I used to do that stuff. Squatted seven plates back in the day. Then one day I woke up and the top three discs in my back were crushed."
Oh, brother. ::)
Skip ahead ...
I have completed my first of two with 585 and the iron warrior to my right won't stop telling me about his days as a beast. "Why aren't you wearing knee wraps? I always wore knee wraps. I didnt go as low as you."
"How low did you go?" I ask.
"Oh, maybe to here ... " (Squats down so his knees have just "broke" from lockout.)
Me: "So your Herculean 700-pound squats, in other words, were total and complete horseshit, and at your best, I'd guess you could have buried maybe 300."
Him: "Well ... "
"Just can it, dink. I have man's work to do. Go back to your lunges and never speak to me again."
It was a total getbig moment.
;D
How does mentioning this contribute to the case....?
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How does mentioning this contribute to the case....?
Can you please stop with this racist nonsense?
thank you
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Well there is this fat guy with huge ego at my gym, claims to squat 488lbs for reps. Once I follow his workout. I recommended him to do some box squats to bench. It's too high, so it more of an half box squat, but whatever. He asked me if box squats were easier than normal squats and I said "yer, you know, bench is little bit high so you can't do full rep anyway". He went up to 310lbs and oh brother... He got tired after 8th rep. I went like "WTF, what happened". He said box squats suck and removed bench. He went up to 400lbs and did like... 1/10 of squat for reps. Holy shit. People are really delusional :D
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Tonight I completed my second-to-last (heavy) squat session before my powerlifting meet October 22nd.
The target: 585x2x2 (raw w/ just a 10-year-old loose single-ply poly with the straps down)
There's this black middle-aged twink in the rack beside me doing some shitty lunges. When I had five plates (495) on the bar and was just about to do my last warm-up, he says, "I get nervous seeing that! I used to do that stuff. Squatted seven plates back in the day. Then one day I woke up and the top three discs in my back were crushed."
Oh, brother. ::)
Skip ahead ...
I have completed my first of two with 585 and the iron warrior to my right won't stop telling me about his days as a beast. "Why aren't you wearing knee wraps? I always wore knee wraps. I didnt go as low as you."
"How low did you go?" I ask.
"Oh, maybe to here ... " (Squats down so his knees have just "broke" from lockout.)
Me: "So your Herculean 700-pound squats, in other words, were total and complete horseshit, and at your best, I'd guess you could have buried maybe 300."
Him: "Well ... "
"Just can it, dink. I have man's work to do. Go back to your lunges and never speak to me again."
It was a total getbig moment.
;D
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Hi black middle-aged twink :D
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Hi black middle-aged twink :D
Hi, gullible getbig simpleton! :D
LOL @ Willamina trying to make a funny. :P
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Hi, gullible getbig simpleton! :D
LOL @ Willamina trying to make a funny. :P
Why you mad bro ???
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I squatted 700 back in the day too but blew out my knee playing JV football.
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Why you mad bro ???
It's "U mad?" Willamina. :P
And no, I am not. ;)
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None of this happened.
In all reality, Fortress is probably similar to the guy in our gym we call "9 sandwiches", because he claims to eat 9 sandwiches for lunch everyday. 68" waist, spandex underarmor shirt, bounces bar off his chest. Can't figure out why guys using small dumbells look great and he looks like shit.
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Tonight I completed my second-to-last (heavy) squat session before my powerlifting meet October 22nd.
The target: 585x2x2 (raw w/ just a 10-year-old loose single-ply poly with the straps down)
There's this black middle-aged twink in the rack beside me doing some shitty lunges. When I had five plates (495) on the bar and was just about to do my last warm-up, he says, "I get nervous seeing that! I used to do that stuff. Squatted seven plates back in the day. Then one day I woke up and the top three discs in my back were crushed."
Oh, brother. ::)
Skip ahead ...
I have completed my first of two with 585 and the iron warrior to my right won't stop telling me about his days as a beast. "Why aren't you wearing knee wraps? I always wore knee wraps. I didnt go as low as you."
"How low did you go?" I ask.
"Oh, maybe to here ... " (Squats down so his knees have just "broke" from lockout.)
Me: "So your Herculean 700-pound squats, in other words, were total and complete horseshit, and at your best, I'd guess you could have buried maybe 300."
Him: "Well ... "
"Just can it, dink. I have man's work to do. Go back to your lunges and never speak to me again."
It was a total getbig moment.
;D
:'(
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Haha the twinks are all riled up over one of their own being put in his place by a far stronger and superior being!!
Good job Fortress!!
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Picture of fortress
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wear headphones. remove them only to discuss various body rashes.
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wear headphones. remove them only to discuss various body rashes.
bwahahahahah...!! ;D
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Haha the twinks are all riled up over one of their own being put in his place by a far stronger and superior being!!
Good job Fortress!!
Thanks, brother!
Love to own the twinkage.
I shall post videos of my meet for all you tiny tits to commit suicide to.
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Picture of fortress
Handsome fella, I am. :)
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Next week's poundage: 605x2x2
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Are you on performance enhancing drugs? Be honest...
;D
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This story is why people think juicehead douchabag when they see big guys. What was the point of yóu sharing this? Too much tren right now???
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Are you on performance enhancing drugs? Be honest...
On my mom's life, no.
Never say never, though.
I have been training for 26 years and have never stopped. Folks usually can't stomach the fact that to become very strong, they have to put in the time. And by time, I don't mean five years ... or even 10 years.
You have to truly LOVE it. The process.