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Title: Heart Attack
Post by: pedro01 on September 30, 2011, 02:03:07 PM

I dropped my lad off to the physio today - he's still having trouble after a nasty arm break...

Anyway - I thought I'd top up on caffeine whilst I waited. I went downstairs to Starbucks, got me a coffee and headed over to the empty black sofa they had there.

I sat down and heard a weird 'squeaky' sound - a bit like a loud mouse in distress. I looked left to where the noise came from and found myself looking straight into a pair of eyes... Fuck me, did I NOT expect that. I have to admit, I let out a bit of a yelp myself.

So next time ladies - if you are going to wear a black Burqa with mere slits for eyeholes, can you not sit on a black sofa because next time I may end up sitting in your fucking lap.

Thank you.

Title: Re: Heart Attack
Post by: quadzilla456 on September 30, 2011, 02:15:57 PM

Did you hit it?

Title: Re: Heart Attack
Post by: pedro01 on September 30, 2011, 02:20:54 PM

Hit it? I wouldn't even know how to open it.

Title: Re: Heart Attack
Post by: Nails on September 30, 2011, 02:25:11 PM

What was that woman doing sitting ... Stupid fuking terrorist whore should now her place and stand every time a man enters a room

Title: Re: Heart Attack
Post by: 240 is Back on September 30, 2011, 02:27:23 PM

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Title: Re: Heart Attack
Post by: Schmoff on September 30, 2011, 02:27:59 PM

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/000/346/969638-cool_story__bro_super.jpg?1244744838)

Title: Re: Heart Attack
Post by: Nails on September 30, 2011, 02:45:08 PM

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ev_wHrmlbJc/TFW0hARwnyI/AAAAAAAAAsw/ng10kzHB07c/s1600/burka%2520school%2520photo.jpg)

(http://www.debbieschlussel.com/archives/niqabgroupphoto.jpg)

(http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd234/ProtiumTheHeathen/wet_burqa_comp.jpg)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2267/2185066015_39c4a3f346_o.jpg)

Title: Re: Heart Attack
Post by: BIG ACH on September 30, 2011, 03:10:39 PM

she's using stealth to get to your cock ;D   

Black Ops aint got shit on her LOL

Title: Re: Heart Attack
Post by: Army of One on September 30, 2011, 03:12:41 PM

Quote from: pedro01 on September 30, 2011, 02:03:07 PM

I dropped my lad off to the physio today - he's still having trouble after a nasty arm break...

Anyway - I thought I'd top up on caffeine whilst I waited. I went downstairs to Starbucks, got me a coffee and headed over to the empty black sofa they had there.

I sat down and heard a weird 'squeaky' sound - a bit like a loud mouse in distress. I looked left to where the noise came from and found myself looking straight into a pair of eyes... Fuck me, did I NOT expect that. I have to admit, I let out a bit of a yelp myself.

So next time ladies - if you are going to wear a black Burqa with mere slits for eyeholes, can you not sit on a black sofa because next time I may end up sitting in your fucking lap.

Thank you.

That wasnt a woman in a Burka, that was Goodrum sitting waiting for Vissy.

Title: Re: Heart Attack
Post by: dantelis on September 30, 2011, 03:23:54 PM

Too bad she wasn't wearing this burka.

(http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2010/10/16/450x366-alg_niqab_burka02.jpg)

Title: Re: Heart Attack
Post by: BIG ACH on September 30, 2011, 05:57:07 PM

Watch out now  ;D

(http://xboxmedia.ign.com/xbox/image/article/592/592847/tom-clancys-splinter-cell-chaos-theory-20050302044540921.jpg)

Title: Re: Heart Attack
Post by: Meso_z on September 30, 2011, 10:07:22 PM

Quote from: dantelis on September 30, 2011, 03:23:54 PM

Too bad she wasn't wearing this burka.

(http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2010/10/16/450x366-alg_niqab_burka02.jpg)

omg  :o :o