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Title: GET BIGGERS 'I am the 99%' signs
Post by: BIG ACH on October 08, 2011, 09:27:37 PM
DK II:

Shit just didn't work out for me in the west, personal training is useless with all the fat ass Americans, so I just moved to Japan where i work as a male prostitute!  For the most part my clients are older women, but I get the occasional Japanese Businessman, I don't turn them down since I need the money and they usually have a small penis so it doesn't  hurt so much!

I am the 99%






 ;D
Title: Re: GET BIGGERS 'I am the 99%' signs
Post by: The True Adonis on October 08, 2011, 09:31:45 PM
My Sign.

I am not over 190 lbs completely ripped and under 6 ft.  

I am the 99 percent.
Title: Re: GET BIGGERS 'I am the 99%' signs
Post by: goomba420 on October 08, 2011, 09:36:35 PM
MY ASSCHEEKS ARE STRIATED

I AM THE 1%
Title: Re: GET BIGGERS 'I am the 99%' signs
Post by: BIG ACH on October 08, 2011, 09:37:52 PM
Groink:

Bank of America added a $5 per month debit card fee, Dish Network upped their monthly rate by $10, Netflix split their service into two, so now I'm stuck going to stupid RedBox outside 7-11

I am the 99%
Title: Re: GET BIGGERS 'I am the 99%' signs
Post by: el numero uno on October 08, 2011, 09:38:48 PM
LMAO this thread has some serious potential  ;D
Title: Re: GET BIGGERS 'I am the 99%' signs
Post by: The True Adonis on October 08, 2011, 09:43:07 PM
Tbombz:

Occupy my Anus.
Title: Re: GET BIGGERS 'I am the 99%' signs
Post by: BIG ACH on October 08, 2011, 10:57:36 PM

Johnnynoname:

I spent all my money on face moisturizer, but my good looks have yet to  give me any sort of role in Hollywood, as a result I'm now using the moisturizer while on cam doing some G4P to a bunch of schmoes (no homo)!

I am the 99%
Title: Re: GET BIGGERS 'I am the 99%' signs
Post by: apply85 on October 08, 2011, 11:04:28 PM
what the fuck brad
Title: Re: GET BIGGERS 'I am the 99%' signs
Post by: el numero uno on October 09, 2011, 09:21:21 AM
Bump
Title: Re: GET BIGGERS 'I am the 99%' signs
Post by: 240 is Back on October 09, 2011, 09:34:58 AM
I run a 4.22



Just like my favorite pro bodybuilder.




We are the 99%
Title: Re: GET BIGGERS 'I am the 99%' signs
Post by: BIG ACH on October 09, 2011, 09:43:48 AM

Ron:

I OWN GETBIG!!!

I AM THE MOTHER FUCKING 0.000001 PERCENT BITCHES!!!!



 ;D
Title: Re: GET BIGGERS 'I am the 99%' signs
Post by: chaos on October 09, 2011, 10:03:30 AM
This thread has potential to explode....Big Achmed! :)
Title: Re: GET BIGGERS 'I am the 99%' signs
Post by: el numero uno on October 09, 2011, 10:05:33 AM
I'm from Swede and over here most jobs won't hire a 5'1'' guy.

I'm the 99%
Title: Re: GET BIGGERS 'I am the 99%' signs
Post by: bike nut on October 09, 2011, 10:10:16 AM
I'd suck a thousand American dicks to make $7.50/hour and live in the U.S.

I'm a 0.009%er.

Sevastase
Title: Re: GET BIGGERS 'I am the 99%' signs
Post by: purenaturalstrength on October 09, 2011, 10:12:08 AM
I keep lifting weights naturally, knowing it's somehow pointless, yet keep doing it for some reason hoping my expectations are wrong
Title: Re: GET BIGGERS 'I am the 99%' signs
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on October 09, 2011, 10:27:49 AM
Tbombz:

Occupy my Anus.
Cundlecolon:
My anus foreclosed and now it's collecting cobwebs, termites, and birds, and will no longer be valued what it once was.

I am the 99%
Title: Re: GET BIGGERS 'I am the 99%' signs
Post by: Tre on October 09, 2011, 10:29:35 AM

I'm still 100% natural, because all the shit my unnamed source sold to me was fake.  **insert sad face drawing**

I am the 99%. 
Title: Re: GET BIGGERS 'I am the 99%' signs
Post by: tbombz on October 09, 2011, 10:42:29 AM
Tbombz:

Occupy my Anus.

Cundlecolon:
My anus foreclosed and now it's collecting cobwebs, termites, and birds, and will no longer be valued what it once was.

I am the 99%


you two post more about my asshole than you do about almost any other subject.

its quite creepy.

come out of the closet boys.. youll feel much better about yourself.
Title: Re: GET BIGGERS 'I am the 99%' signs
Post by: Army of One on October 09, 2011, 11:10:02 AM
I was forced to pirate photoshop so I could chop penises in to Getbiggers mouths

I am the 99%
Title: Re: GET BIGGERS 'I am the 99%' signs
Post by: BIG ACH on October 09, 2011, 11:13:01 AM
I was forced to pirate photoshop so I could chop penises in to Getbiggers mouths

I am the 99%

That made me LOL  ;D
Title: Re: GET BIGGERS 'I am the 99%' signs
Post by: dustin on October 09, 2011, 11:15:29 AM
I was forced to pirate photoshop so I could chop penises in to Getbiggers mouths

I am the 99%

This is gold!
Title: Re: GET BIGGERS 'I am the 99%' signs
Post by: chess315 on October 09, 2011, 11:18:30 AM
i stayed drunk 5 days last week was hungover for 3 days and then took a shot of test and went to the gym and then bought a 1 way ticket to las vegas i am the 99%
Title: Re: GET BIGGERS 'I am the 99%' signs
Post by: bike nut on October 09, 2011, 11:25:21 AM
I was bitten by a brown recluse spider and couldn't get proper medical treatment because I used my health insurance money on a Las Vegas buffet.

I am a 99%er.
Title: Re: GET BIGGERS 'I am the 99%' signs
Post by: BIG ACH on October 09, 2011, 11:46:11 AM
I was bitten by a brown recluse spider and couldn't get proper medical treatment because I used my health insurance money on a Las Vegas buffet.

I am a 99%er.

Oooh thats cold man!
Title: Re: GET BIGGERS 'I am the 99%' signs
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on October 09, 2011, 11:52:12 AM
I am $ 40.000 in debt. Spent it all pursuing hedonistic pleasures such as
attending Nasser nights and buying soiled underwear from the beautiful
man with glasses. Now my photos are all over the internet and I am labeled
as a homo IFBB stalker. I can't get a job and I have to suck dick to pay
"medical bills". Occupy Tbombz anus.

We are the 99%.
Title: Re: GET BIGGERS 'I am the 99%' signs
Post by: The Grim Lifter on October 09, 2011, 02:44:54 PM
I earn 7 figures a year
Own three houses on the beach
3 cars in each house
Personal friend of Charlie Sheen
10 inch cock which no-one almost notices because of my 20 inch biceps
But i only bang porn stars 6 days of the week

On getbig, i am the 99%
Title: Re: GET BIGGERS 'I am the 99%' signs
Post by: JasonH on October 09, 2011, 02:52:19 PM
Hahahaaa - excellent thread!  ;D
Title: Re: GET BIGGERS 'I am the 99%' signs
Post by: BIG ACH on October 09, 2011, 05:05:51 PM
I earn 7 figures a year
Own three houses on the beach
3 cars in each house
Personal friend of Charlie Sheen
10 inch cock which no-one almost notices because of my 20 inch biceps
But i only bang porn stars 6 days of the week

On getbig, i am the 99%

What are we doing on the 7th day?  working out?
Title: Re: GET BIGGERS 'I am the 99%' signs
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on October 09, 2011, 09:10:12 PM
I think I know everything there is to know about working out and diet. However it looks like I never touched a weight in my life. I have moobs and I wear leather vests to bodybuilding shows. I'm balding and I'm under 5'5. I'm not the Zone Capone douche. I'm a Brink Zone...


99.9% for sho


 
Title: Re: GET BIGGERS 'I am the 99%' signs
Post by: MikMaq on October 09, 2011, 09:21:15 PM
I live with my parents, I'm in my mid twenties, I don't work as I feel it's unfair to  those with actual bills. I spend 3 hours a day online, the other 9 I jerkoff or hold weights. I don't bother to lift the weights because holding 500 pounds feels a whole lot better than lifting 50.
I am the 99%.
Title: Re: GET BIGGERS 'I am the 99%' signs
Post by: chess315 on October 09, 2011, 09:22:45 PM
I live with my parents, I'm in my mid twenties, I don't work as I feel it's unfair to  those with actual bills. I spend 3 hours a day online, the other 9 I jerkoff or hold weights. I don't bother to lift the weights because holding 500 pounds of weight feels a whole lot better than lifting 50.
I am the 99%.
im not the only one :) although i am flying to vegas in 13 days to work the first legitmate job in yrs lol gh here i come in all fairness my moms basement has a legpress/hack squat and power rack. my time is mostly spent waiting for my gf to go to work it will be a lot easier since she got a second job
Title: Re: GET BIGGERS 'I am the 99%' signs
Post by: 2ND COMING on October 09, 2011, 09:24:41 PM
Tbombz:

Occupy my Anus.

lmao
Title: Re: GET BIGGERS 'I am the 99%' signs
Post by: MikMaq on October 09, 2011, 09:25:59 PM
im not the only one :) although i am flying to vegas in 13 days to work the first legitmate job in yrs lol gh here i come
Nah man I got a job, I moved home to save up money for school, I figured it's better to take a break from school, avoid having any debt altogether, and delay graduation until the job market is a little better.

I'm gonna be a 1 percenter  ;D
Title: Re: GET BIGGERS 'I am the 99%' signs
Post by: Stavios on October 09, 2011, 09:29:07 PM
I was forced to pirate photoshop so I could chop penises in to Getbiggers mouths

I am the 99%
;D
Title: Re: GET BIGGERS 'I am the 99%' signs
Post by: The Grim Lifter on October 10, 2011, 03:14:29 AM
What are we doing on the 7th day?  working out?

I'm ready to go on the 7th day but the porn stars need a break from my massive GH induced cock

That's what the 15 really stands for in gh15, what his cock grew to with large amounts of GH
Title: Re: GET BIGGERS 'I am the 99%' signs
Post by: Deicide on October 10, 2011, 04:08:32 AM
I have been cursed with shitty bbing genetics and will never have an impressive physique.

I am the 99%

Title: Re: GET BIGGERS 'I am the 99%' signs
Post by: Tre on October 10, 2011, 07:16:59 AM
I was bitten by a brown recluse spider and couldn't get proper medical treatment because I used my health insurance money on a Las Vegas buffet.

I am a 99%er.

Totally fucked up, but I know Keith would've appreciated that.  :D
Title: Re: GET BIGGERS 'I am the 99%' signs
Post by: berblexer on October 10, 2011, 11:09:47 PM
I am $ 40.000 in debt. Spent it all pursuing hedonistic pleasures such as
attending Nasser nights and buying soiled underwear from the beautiful
man with glasses. Now my photos are all over the internet and I am labeled
as a homo IFBB stalker. I can't get a job and I have to suck dick to pay
"medical bills". Occupy Tbombz anus.

We are the 99%.

Loooooooooooooooooool Nasser nights hahahah, that is the thread that brought me here.