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Title: Dane Cook.....Athiest
Post by: Coach is Back! on October 16, 2011, 06:11:57 PM: You HAVE to watch the whole thing......especially the end!!
Title: Re: Dane Cook.....Athiest
Post by: Radical Plato on October 16, 2011, 06:20:23 PM: Good Bit, but religious nut comedian twisted the metaphor to suit his gag. Atheists dint believe they will die and come back as a Ficus. The Atheist was saying that the decaying matter of his physical remains will be utilised by the Earth in its Ecosystem.
Title: Re: Dane Cook.....Athiest
Post by: deadz on October 16, 2011, 06:21:22 PM: Never thought he was funny.
Title: Re: Dane Cook.....Athiest
Post by: pluck on October 16, 2011, 10:52:24 PM: Dane Cook is an excellent marketer of himself...I'll give him that.

But his comedy fucking blows. It's mostly stupid sound effects and the other half shitty jokes.
Title: Re: Dane Cook.....Athiest
Post by: NYSTATEOFMIND on October 16, 2011, 10:58:41 PM: not sure what he is, but what he is not..is funny
Title: Re: Dane Cook.....Athiest
Post by: theheman on October 16, 2011, 11:02:07 PM: I don't know why the stadium is full of people and they're actually laughing at every word he says. I personally couldn't even stand 3 mins of his crap.
Title: Re: Dane Cook.....Athiest
Post by: apply85 on October 16, 2011, 11:35:08 PM: He's a funny guy, problem is that he is very insistent on it, so if you don't wanna like him its pretty easy, but he's a pretty funny guy. Also good arms ;)
Title: Re: Dane Cook.....Athiest
Post by: gh15 on October 16, 2011, 11:50:13 PM: whos this fella? i like him,, best stand up i seen in a long time,, very good,, im goign to watch more,, very good material ,, good presentation ,, never heard of him ,,

gh15 approved
Title: Re: Dane Cook.....Athiest
Post by: breakmore on October 17, 2011, 02:30:34 AM: Wow, one of the least funniest guys i've ever heard.
Title: Re: Dane Cook.....Athiest
Post by: Swlabr on October 17, 2011, 02:51:33 AM
Title: Re: Dane Cook.....Athiest
Post by: jdooly on October 17, 2011, 07:28:23 AM: Quote from: gh15 on October 16, 2011, 11:50:13 PM
whos this fella? i like him,, best stand up i seen in a long time,, very good,, im goign to watch more,, very good material ,, good presentation ,, never heard of him ,,

gh15 approved
this is Dane Cook, been a stand-up comedian for a long time, but only about 5 years ago, or so, kinda blew up here in America, been in a few movies. Some love him, and as you can read, some hate him.
Title: Re: Dane Cook.....Athiest
Post by: BILL ANVIL on October 17, 2011, 07:33:45 AM: Dane Cook may be an Athiest, but he is not funny
Title: Re: Dane Cook.....Athiest
Post by: Dokey111 on October 17, 2011, 07:39:58 AM: he has good presence and presentation, articulation, but technically not funny. and he looks like a caveman.
Title: Re: Dane Cook.....Athiest
Post by: Tito24 on October 17, 2011, 07:41:56 AM: chris cook
Title: Re: Dane Cook.....Athiest
Post by: Stark on October 17, 2011, 07:43:21 AM: Any comedian that has a large group of soccer mom and you average pretty american girl worship him is not worth your
penny.

All the really good comedians the once that had an actual message beyond making people laugh, the once that
use the stage and their platform not to increase the cash in their pocket but also to reach an audience.
Title: Re: Dane Cook.....Athiest
Post by: MORTALCOIL on October 17, 2011, 07:59:09 AM: That's the worst piece of comedy I've seen in ages. Biggot and humour are two exclusive words it seems. And Coach: "You HAVE to watch the whole thing......especially the end!!". How dumb are you seriously?
Title: Re: Dane Cook.....Athiest
Post by: Stark on October 17, 2011, 08:16:05 AM: So here is a selection of good comedy - clever comedy

Lets start with George Carlin:

Bill hicks:

Dave Chapelle
Title: Re: Dane Cook.....Athiest
Post by: bears on October 17, 2011, 08:31:24 AM: Quote from: Stark on October 17, 2011, 07:43:21 AM
Any comedian that has a large group of soccer mom and you average pretty american girl worship him is not worth your
penny.

All the really good comedians the once that had an actual message beyond making people laugh, the once that
use the stage and their platform not to increase the cash in their pocket but also to reach an audience.

comedians with a message (especially political) annoy the living shit out of me. comedy is not supposed to alienate. Yesterdays comics knew that. Todays comics don't.

George Carlin was a comedic genius. I hate when people try to use him as a political barometer because thats not what he was or was trying to be. he was never trying to appeal to one group of people and gain a specific following like most of them do today. Why? because it's fucking weak. period.
Title: Re: Dane Cook.....Athiest
Post by: Coach is Back! on October 17, 2011, 08:46:03 AM: Quote from: BILL ANVIL on October 17, 2011, 07:33:45 AM
Dane Cook may be an Athiest, but he is not funny

He's not an Atheist.
Title: Re: Dane Cook.....Athiest
Post by: MORTALCOIL on October 17, 2011, 08:46:41 AM: Quote from: The Coach on October 17, 2011, 08:46:03 AM
He's not an Atheist.

But he's still not funny.
Title: Re: Dane Cook.....Athiest
Post by: Coach is Back! on October 17, 2011, 08:46:45 AM: Quote from: MORTALCOIL on October 17, 2011, 07:59:09 AM
That's the worst piece of comedy I've seen in ages. Biggot and humour are two exclusive words it seems. And Coach: "You HAVE to watch the whole thing......especially the end!!". How dumb are you seriously?

Didn't think you'd like it ;D
Title: Re: Dane Cook.....Athiest
Post by: Coach is Back! on October 17, 2011, 08:47:45 AM: Quote from: Stark on October 17, 2011, 08:16:05 AM
So here is a selection of good comedy - clever comedy

Lets start with George Carlin:

Bill hicks:

Dave Chapelle

Hahahaha....Atheist meltdown. LOL
Title: Re: Dane Cook.....Athiest
Post by: apply85 on October 17, 2011, 08:49:13 AM: carlin was funny until he got old, I saw his little hbo special live after he got out of rehab, he got laughs from the audience but really his shit wasn't funny. He was going more for claps, pushing political agenda, rather than laughs
Title: Re: Dane Cook.....Athiest
Post by: MORTALCOIL on October 17, 2011, 08:51:10 AM: Quote from: The Coach on October 17, 2011, 08:46:45 AM
Didn't think you'd like it ;D

Well, english is not my first language but I' would have thought that watching the WHOLE thing would have prevented me from NOT SEEING THE END. What do you think? Makes sense? Or do you mean that you have to concentrate a lot at that point to really get it? How many times did you have to watch it before getting the joke? Really, be honest.
Title: Re: Dane Cook.....Athiest
Post by: Papper on October 17, 2011, 12:12:23 PM: Didnt dear to watch because he usually makes me outright angry. Doing Louis CKs bits and getting away with it.

Funny thing is he was a good lead in Employee of the month.
Title: Re: Dane Cook.....Athiest
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on October 17, 2011, 01:24:23 PM: That's pretty much everything you need to know about worst aspects of Americanism and christianism rolled into one.