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Title: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Marty Champions on October 18, 2011, 04:58:30 PM
this stuff when slapped on white bread will magically turn it into a fine tasting krispy kreme chocolate glazed donut!!

tastes great on whitebread too

tried it for the first time the other day. i get great energy for working out on this stuff
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: unrageable on October 18, 2011, 05:00:35 PM
welcome to 1963 fuckhead.
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: deadz on October 18, 2011, 05:01:34 PM
Never tried it and never want to.
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Red Hook on October 18, 2011, 05:01:48 PM
this stuff when slapped on white bread will magically turn it into a fine tasting krispy kreme chocolate glazed donut!!

tastes great on whitebread too

tried it for the first time the other day. i get great energy for working out on this stuff


I spent 2 weeks in Paris, the French love that shit. Every street vendor sold Crepes with Nutella.  Every morning I ate croissants with Nutella.

I almost got a fat as you Daddy Waddy.
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Marty Champions on October 18, 2011, 05:01:54 PM
welcome to 1963 fuckhead.

damn lol i always saw the stuff but never tried it
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: newmom on October 18, 2011, 05:02:06 PM
still have yet to try it and don't plan on it..heard that shit is addicting
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Marty Champions on October 18, 2011, 05:02:42 PM

I spent 2 weeks in Paris, the French love that shit. Every street vendor sold Crepes with Nutella.  Every morning I ate croissants with Nutella.

I almost got a fat as you Daddy Waddy.

i am super jacked from eating that . it helps give you fat cells to transform into muscle cells
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 18, 2011, 05:03:39 PM
fuck fuck fuck 1961 shit shit fuck
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Red Hook on October 18, 2011, 05:03:49 PM
i am super jacked from eating that . it helps give you fat cells to transform into muscle cells

based on your latest pics you have whole lot of fats cells waiting to be transformed.
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Marty Champions on October 18, 2011, 05:05:50 PM
i bet without the cocoa in it , it would taste like a plain glazed krispy kreme donut on white bread. that consistency is perfect
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: BIG ACH on October 18, 2011, 05:23:13 PM
I fucking love Nutella! 

I avoid buying it though because I will eat an entire jar in one night!   Stuff is absolutely awesome!
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: newmom on October 18, 2011, 05:25:30 PM
I fucking love Nutella! 

I avoid buying it though because I will eat an entire jar in one night!   Stuff is absolutely awesome!

that's why I won't buy it
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Parker on October 18, 2011, 05:32:38 PM
this stuff when slapped on white bread will magically turn it into a fine tasting krispy kreme chocolate glazed donut!!

tastes great on whitebread too

tried it for the first time the other day. i get great energy for working out on this stuff
stop eating that whitebread, homie. It's like eating sugar, eat that whole wheat. That Wonderbread goes straight to
your gut, and you'll be wondering why you picked up weight...
Nutella is good, but put that ish away as well...
BTW, KFC has some great potato wedges.
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: H.I.I.T. on October 18, 2011, 05:34:00 PM
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Marty Champions on October 18, 2011, 05:51:56 PM
I fucking love Nutella! 

I avoid buying it though because I will eat an entire jar in one night!   Stuff is absolutely awesome!

maybe i should try that. do you feel extra jacked full of energy when you do
?
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Marty Champions on October 18, 2011, 05:56:59 PM
you have to drink a shitload of water with it because the chocolate dehydrates you but you do feel pretty good when you eat it
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: WillGrant on October 18, 2011, 05:58:51 PM
still have yet to try it and don't plan on it..heard that shit is addicting
:'( yes it is - i have a nutella plus peanut butter fetish, i scoop both out or the jar and combine in my mouth togeva , fuckin yummy but i end up eating both jars in a sitting  :-\ :'(
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: THEBOSS on October 18, 2011, 06:03:31 PM
i am super jacked from eating that . it helps give you fat cells to transform into muscle cells
;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D    JOHNNY for PRESEDENT !
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Marty Champions on October 18, 2011, 06:05:26 PM
;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D    JOHNNY for PRESEDENT !

i have heard that more times here than any other member
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: newmom on October 18, 2011, 06:05:39 PM
:'( yes it is - i have a nutella plus peanut butter fetish, i scoop both out or the jar and combine in my mouth togeva , fuckin yummy but i end up eating both jars in a sitting  :-\ :'(

 :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: WillGrant on October 18, 2011, 06:09:43 PM
i have heard that more times here than any other member
Johnny has a large member

:o :o :o :o

Yes I know, not good when trying to get lean :-X :-\
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Skeletor on October 18, 2011, 06:10:31 PM
Is Nutella any different than the chocolate spread sold in grocery stores?
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: newmom on October 18, 2011, 06:11:50 PM
Johnny has a large member

Yes I know, not good when trying to get lean :-X :-\


they had the small jars on sale at wally world and I grabbed it and on the way to the counter with my other stuff, I put it down because I saw some fat fucks with it and said oh no, better put it back ;D ;D
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: unrageable on October 18, 2011, 06:12:18 PM
Is Nutella any different than the chocolate spread sold in grocery stores?
hazelnuts you dumb ass.
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: THEBOSS on October 18, 2011, 06:14:06 PM
i have heard that more times here than any other member
;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: WillGrant on October 18, 2011, 06:16:16 PM

they had the small jars on sale at wally world and I grabbed it and on the way to the counter with my other stuff, I put it down because I saw some fat fucks with it and said oh no, better put it back ;D ;D
hahaha - my friend went to France for two months and lived off a jar and french bread every day - that was her main food source whilst there plus eating out etc, on her return I collected her from the air port and walked right past her lol she went away slim and athletic came back bloated and obese and I didnt recognize her  :-X
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: newmom on October 18, 2011, 06:19:02 PM
hahaha - my friend went to France for two months and lived off a jar and french bread every day - that was her main food source whilst there plus eating out etc, on her return I collected her from the air port and walked right past her lol she went away slim and athletic came back bloated and obese and I didnt recognize her  :-X

haha oh no, hope she dropped the llbs
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Mr Nobody on October 18, 2011, 06:21:26 PM
this stuff when slapped on white bread will magically turn it into a fine tasting krispy kreme chocolate glazed donut!!

tastes great on whitebread too

tried it for the first time the other day. i get great energy for working out on this stuff
I dont know Falcon I cant get past the name, I dont want any nut on my bread.  ;D
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: sync pulse on October 18, 2011, 06:22:21 PM
Nutella is made with hazelnuts the same way as peanut butter is made with peanuts,...only with chocolate mixed in.
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: deadz on October 18, 2011, 06:23:08 PM
The shit is fat people food. Might as well be eating Krispy Kreme doughnuts.
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Kulutues on October 18, 2011, 06:44:18 PM
Is Nutella any different than the chocolate spread sold in grocery stores?

no...in fact it's no different then basically a melted hershey bar that tastes like hazelnuts...great yes, but tons of sugar, better off eating natural peanut butter
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Fury on October 18, 2011, 07:27:58 PM
I tried it for the first time about six months ago. Great stuff. Can't really see any benefit to eating it, though.
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: booty on October 18, 2011, 07:50:57 PM
I've tried it but never went back for more.  I don't really like it, prefer to eat cream cheese and salmon on my bread.  To me sandwiches should be healthy and I prefer savory.  If I am going to eat something chocolatey, then I go the whole way and eat cake or some really sweet dessert. 
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: booty on October 18, 2011, 07:54:55 PM
hahaha - my friend went to France for two months and lived off a jar and french bread every day - that was her main food source whilst there plus eating out etc, on her return I collected her from the air port and walked right past her lol she went away slim and athletic came back bloated and obese and I didnt recognize her  :-X
That's something you never do when travelling.....eat everything and anything, which you wouldn't normally.  I always choose the healthiest options when eating out travelling and I never take sweets and candys back to my room.  I have never come home bigger than before I left. 
The only exception would be when I went to Zurich and I did eat chocolate there every single day, but then how can you not.  It's the best in the world.  However I burned it off, by walking alot. 
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Schnauzer on October 18, 2011, 08:20:09 PM
I went to Venezuela, and everybody was crazy for Nutella. They dip churro's in it.
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: WillGrant on October 18, 2011, 08:29:33 PM
That's something you never do when travelling.....eat everything and anything, which you wouldn't normally.  I always choose the healthiest options when eating out travelling and I never take sweets and candys back to my room.  I have never come home bigger than before I left. 
The only exception would be when I went to Zurich and I did eat chocolate there every single day, but then how can you not.  It's the best in the world.  However I burned it off, by walking alot. 
You can take me back to your room  :D  :P :-*
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: booty on October 18, 2011, 08:33:42 PM
You can take me back to your room  :D  :P :-*
You're calorie free and would in fact help me burn calories, so yes I'll take you over candy.   :-*  Can you do a good foot massage too?   :P
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: WillGrant on October 18, 2011, 08:38:36 PM
You're calorie free and would in fact help me burn calories, so yes I'll take you over candy.   :-*  Can you do a good foot massage too?   :P
We can burn lots of calories together   :P

*Nods YES!!* on the foot massage, then I can gently kiss your inside ankles and slowly work my way kissing, teasing and tasting every inch of you till Im at your lips (the top ones  ;D ), leaving the yummy middle bits till last  :P :-*
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: booty on October 18, 2011, 09:14:47 PM
We can burn lots of calories together   :P

*Nods YES!!* on the foot massage, then I can gently kiss your inside ankles and slowly work my way kissing, teasing and tasting every inch of you till Im at your lips (the top ones  ;D ), leaving the yummy middle bits till last  :P :-*
I like this.   :o 
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: BIG ACH on October 18, 2011, 09:17:11 PM

I would like to fill a BATHTUB With a ton of nutella and just lay in there licking at it and at myself!   This would be true success!
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: sync pulse on October 18, 2011, 10:12:07 PM
I would like to fill a BATHTUB With a ton of nutella and just lay in there licking at it and at myself!   This would be true success!

ohhh, I'm nauseous...
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: DK II on October 18, 2011, 10:20:47 PM
that's why I won't buy it

same here.
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: booty on October 18, 2011, 10:22:58 PM
I would like to fill a bathtub full of retin A everyday and lay in it. 
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: DK II on October 18, 2011, 10:23:31 PM
I would like to fill a bathtub full of retin A everyday and lay in it. 

I would like to fill a bathtub with tren.  ;D
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: bike nut on October 18, 2011, 10:24:21 PM
I've made it a point to eat Nutella out of cracks and crevices of women around a good portion of the world.

Spread it in the crack of their ass and make a taco out of them.
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: booty on October 18, 2011, 10:46:28 PM
I would like to fill a bathtub with tren.  ;D
It can be our bathtub wish list.   :)
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Marty Champions on October 18, 2011, 11:02:53 PM
lots of bros in this thread pondering the wisdom they have been recieved by way of the oracle

i can tell you right now you're having great success with this stuff, you gotta think big fat people diamond calves. they didnt get diamond calves from protien shakes they got it from high calorie and heavy weight walking!


Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Garb316HHH on October 18, 2011, 11:44:11 PM
Nutella is a fucking addictive thing. Since off the cycle, I can't stop eating pancakes or waffles with it in the morning or after training.

And yes, it goes straight to the love handles, damn'.

And you have to buy Nutella that's made in Germany or Italy, not the one they make in Poland. Poland version tastes diffent and It's not that good.

Still, If you can avoid eating It, do IT. It's just not good for your body. I end up eating half a jar with 8 pancakes, shiiiiiiiiiiit.
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: ironneck on October 19, 2011, 12:02:15 AM
in germany nutella is like coca cola, everyone eats it everyday, belongs to every household
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Primemuscle on October 19, 2011, 12:03:50 AM
i am super jacked from eating that . it helps give you fat cells to transform into muscle cells

Nutella is candy on bread.
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Dr Dutch on October 19, 2011, 12:11:50 AM
It is for children..
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: m8 on October 19, 2011, 12:12:47 AM
(http://images.jedessine.com/_uploads/_tiny_galerie/20090938/nutella400-250-source_sxs.jpg)
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: booty on October 19, 2011, 01:28:11 AM
Nutella is candy on bread.

It is and that is why it is marketed to children here in Austraila.
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: DK II on October 19, 2011, 01:39:25 AM
Nutella is made with hazelnuts the same way as peanut butter is made with peanuts,...only with chocolate mixed in.


LOL, no.

According to the product label, the main ingredients of Nutella are sugar and vegetable oils (mostly palm oil[5]), followed by hazelnut, cocoa solids and skimmed milk. Nutella is marketed as "hazelnut cream" in many countries. Under Italian law, it cannot be labeled as a chocolate cream, as it does not meet minimum cocoa solids concentration criteria. About half of the calories in Nutella come from fat (11 g in a 37 g serving, or 99 kcal out of 200 kcal) and about 40% of the calories come from sugar (20 g, 80 kcal).[6]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nutella
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: DK II on October 19, 2011, 01:41:26 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f2/Zucker-Museum_Lebensmittel_Nutella.jpg)
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: WillGrant on October 19, 2011, 02:04:52 AM
Trust you to find that Willgrant.   :P
:D

(http://rlv.zcache.com/smiley_emoticon_angel_postcard-p239339821633366255z8iat_400.jpg)
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Lord Chronos on October 19, 2011, 02:14:49 AM


 ???
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: kiwiol on October 19, 2011, 02:21:09 AM
I fucking love Nutella! 

I avoid buying it though because I will eat an entire jar in one night!   Stuff is absolutely awesome!

Ditto. I used to eat it off the jar with a spoon and finish one every couple of days or so :-X But I cut it out 2 years ago and haven't touched it since then.

Peanut butter is a good substitute, 1 or 2 spoonfuls a day and I'm good.
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: newmom on October 19, 2011, 03:56:38 AM
:D

(http://rlv.zcache.com/smiley_emoticon_angel_postcard-p239339821633366255z8iat_400.jpg)


oh please, angel my ass, sell that fucking fairy tale to someone else ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: _bruce_ on October 19, 2011, 04:03:26 AM


haha - look at the effort getting those fat scoops out of the glass...
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Lord Chronos on October 19, 2011, 04:17:51 AM
haha - look at the effort getting those fat scoops out of the glass...

Competitive eating = the most dumbest stupidest "sport" ever created.
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: DK II on October 19, 2011, 04:20:39 AM
Competitive eating = the most dumbest stupidest "sport" ever created.

No sorry, that is "bodybuilding", competitive eating can be judged fairly and the best one wins.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: WillGrant on October 19, 2011, 05:10:33 AM

oh please, angel my ass, sell that fucking fairy tale to someone else ;D ;D ;D ;)
haha no no it's true, my mum told me lol  ;D ;D
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: newmom on October 19, 2011, 05:47:58 AM
haha no no it's true, my mum told me lol  ;D ;D

your mum lied will, but I understand being a mommy myself
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Lord Chronos on October 19, 2011, 05:52:10 AM
No sorry, that is "bodybuilding", competitive eating can be judged fairly and the best one wins.  ;D ;D


 Good one LOL ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: BIG ACH on October 19, 2011, 05:52:50 AM
Someone should go to a park with their dog, drop some Nutella on the ground... and then whenever someone walks by, start picking up pieces of the nutella and licking it, should get some interesting looks! :-D
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Princess L on October 19, 2011, 09:03:50 PM
still have yet to try it and don't plan on it..heard that shit is addicting

Same here.

I have a jar in my cupboard I have yet to open.

I'm skeered.  ;D
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: deadz on October 19, 2011, 09:07:07 PM
Natural PB with jam is the way to go.
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Princess L on October 19, 2011, 09:37:03 PM
Natural PB with jam is the way to go.

I just made some Cherry almond jam. :P

That with PB on an English muffin is like crack  :D
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: sync pulse on October 19, 2011, 10:20:19 PM
It would be interesting to take a slice of sugar cookie dough,...spread nutella on it,...then put another slice of sugar cookie dough on top,...then bake them up and see what kind of cookie results.
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: BIG ACH on October 19, 2011, 10:33:02 PM

As some have said - Nutella is common in france (and Europe in general) but in France they have it everywhere... the best were the CREPES with Nutella - OH MY GOD!!!!
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: sync pulse on October 22, 2011, 05:00:36 PM
As some have said - Nutella is common in france (and Europe in general) but in France they have it everywhere... the best were the CREPES with Nutella - OH MY GOD!!!!

Apple filled crepes most certainly, with Nutella...
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: wes on October 22, 2011, 05:13:38 PM
I gained 5 pounds of fat just reading this thread!  :(
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: stuntmovie on October 22, 2011, 05:38:20 PM
Just bought my first jar of this stuff at $7.00+.

It tastes just like the nut and choclate coating that they coat those frozen ice cream cones with.

I can see where it might get addictive.
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Marty Champions on October 22, 2011, 05:40:01 PM
Just bought my first jar of this stuff at $7.00+.

It tastes just like the nut and choclate coating that they coat those frozen ice cream cones with.

I can see where it might get addictive.

use it on chocolate days not everyday trust me it works
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: stuntmovie on October 22, 2011, 05:55:25 PM
Work? IN what way, JF?

I recall a young kid chocking while eating scoops of peanut butter but was saved by his dad who quickly grabbed some baking soda and water and made him drink it and the peanut butter came up and allowed
him to start breathing once again.

You would think that Nutella would cause a similar problem.
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 22, 2011, 06:09:51 PM
Work? IN what way, JF?

Yeah, Nutella really works stunt.

Try it.
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Marty Champions on October 22, 2011, 06:34:50 PM
Work? IN what way, JF?

I recall a young kid chocking while eating scoops of peanut butter but was saved by his dad who quickly grabbed some baking soda and water and made him drink it and the peanut butter came up and allowed
him to start breathing once again.

You would think that Nutella would cause a similar problem.

you dont choke on nutella because its mostly fat/oil and liquid sugar, peanutbutter is too much protien if you are seeking energy

nutella is for energy
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 22, 2011, 06:36:17 PM
I think quite a few in this thread prefer nut butter to glaze their doughnut.
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: stuntmovie on October 22, 2011, 06:55:39 PM
Thanks, JF. I got a full jar of it in the cub-board now and it'll most likely remain there for the next few years, but I do plan to try in on some Haagen Daaz vanilla ice cream this next weekend .

One thing I don't really need is more energy. I have one cup of coffee in the morning and I find myself walking all over town and talking to anyone I've never met before.

Keith used to give me hell for parking way too far from the WalMart store entrance, but I did that because I like to walk and meet WalMart shoppers while walking to the entrance.

But Keith was always worried about someone taking his photograph while he was looking at the dough-nuts.

So it was usually my job to stand on guard and prevent that form happening.

Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 22, 2011, 06:56:57 PM
Thanks, JF. I got a full jar of it in the cub-board now and it'll most likely remain there for the next few years, but I do plan to try in on some Haagen Daaz vanilla ice cream this next weekend .

One thing I don't really need is more energy. I have one cup of coffee in the morning and I find myself walking all over town and talking to anyone I've never met before.

Keith used to give me hell for parking way too far from the WalMart store entrance, but I did that because I like to walk and meet WalMart shoppers while walking to the entrance.

But Keith was always worried about someone taking his photograph while he was looking at the dough-nuts.

So it was usually my job to stand on guard and prevent that form happening.



I miss Keith....  :-\
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: DK II on October 22, 2011, 07:12:04 PM
you dont choke on nutella because its mostly fat/oil and liquid sugar, peanutbutter is too much protien if you are seeking energy

nutella is for energy


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: njflex on October 22, 2011, 07:14:31 PM
my daughter loves it call's it hotella tho,,,,maybe its a catchphrase rub nutella on your ho and make a hotella snack...
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: stuntmovie on October 22, 2011, 07:16:27 PM
Yea, SHOW, me too! We had some good times trying to take the casino's money and we were talking about that today at a gathering of Keith's old friends.

Keith's uncle and good friend (also a good friend of Chuck Norris and others who Keith had mentioned many times in earlier posts) was once a High Roller in some of the better Las Vegas casinos and Keith always noticed that he'd win a huge amount of money on the number "9", so Keith would always bet a big wad of his gambling bankroll on the "9" and wait for the big money to roll it.

And "9" did pay off a few times but never enough to cover his previous losses.

But when he was on a winning streak, I'd stop by the talble every 15 minutes or so and to receive a handful of chips and carry them off to the casino cage for conversion into US dollars before he lost them all.l

In most casees while he was winning that trip to the casino cage enabled him to leave that casino with more money than he  entered with.

But it was never enough to cover his earlier losses.

I am sort of an expert at knowing the odds on every bet you can place on the Craps table and a straight $10 bet on the number"9"  without the appropriated Odds Bet is not the smartest bet in the house, but that was impossible to explain to Keith merely because his uncle had won a lot of money while placing the "9" many years earlier.

But tthe casinos always appreciated Keith's action though and we never left that table without a  compt meal or two or three.

Sorry! Off track here but I felt it was time to tell a Keith story of a sorts.
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Dokey111 on October 22, 2011, 07:32:24 PM
Paris, crepes with nutella and banana... ever day...  at least one..
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: newmom on October 22, 2011, 07:34:11 PM
Paris, crepes with nutella and banana... ever day...  at least one..

dear lord that sounds yum
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: DK II on October 22, 2011, 07:34:47 PM
Paris, crepes with nutella and banana... ever day...  at least one..

LOL, same for me, something i have to have when i'm in Paris, although you can get these all over Europe, Germans are big suckers for crepe with Nutella.
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: newmom on October 22, 2011, 07:35:42 PM
I miss Keith....  :-\

THIS
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: bike nut on October 22, 2011, 07:49:16 PM
Paris, crepes with nutella and banana... ever day...  at least one..

And the hot chocolate drink they make in the cafes, with the chocolate pieces and milk melting in a frying pan type thing.

I live on that and the street vendor crepes.   ;D
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: sync pulse on October 23, 2011, 01:26:30 AM
Work? IN what way, JF?


It works at tasting good!
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Meso_z on October 23, 2011, 01:30:37 AM
Work? IN what way, JF?


In becoming morbidly obese, just look at him.
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: DK II on October 23, 2011, 01:38:33 AM
And the hot chocolate drink they make in the cafes, with the chocolate pieces and milk melting in a frying pan type thing.

I live on that and the street vendor crepes.   ;D


Damn, i want to go to Paris.
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Tre on October 23, 2011, 01:56:42 AM
this stuff when slapped on white bread will magically turn it into a fine tasting krispy kreme chocolate glazed donut!!

tastes great on whitebread too

tried it for the first time the other day. i get great energy for working out on this stuff

Plus, the bitches love it!
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: pillowtalk on October 23, 2011, 02:00:03 AM
i am super jacked from eating that . it helps give you fat cells to transform into muscle cells

Look at the carbohydrates per 100gm of which sugars  ::)

Insulin spike anyone?? Eat a kg per day, you will be at the O in no time, use it instead of protein powder, dick head.

PT
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: pillowtalk on October 23, 2011, 02:09:54 AM
100gm = 22 gm of carbs of which 21 gm of sugar - Sodium 15 mg

http://www.nutellausa.com/nutrition-facts.htm

PT
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Meso_z on October 23, 2011, 02:19:56 AM
100gm = 22 gm of carbs of which 21 gm of sugar - Sodium 15 mg

http://www.nutellausa.com/nutrition-facts.htm

PT

Its actually 22grms of carbs in 37 grams of nutella so in 100grms its 60grms of carbs...works great for the fatasses with heart problems like "Falcon".  ::)

(http://www.nutellausa.com/images/nutritionfacts2.gif)

This fat shit deserves every second of agony and pain when he goes through a massive cardiac arrest.
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: pillowtalk on October 23, 2011, 02:26:45 AM
Its actually 22grms of carbs in 37 grams of nutella so in 100grms its 60grms of carbs...works great for the fatasses with heart problems like "Falcon".  ::)

(http://www.nutellausa.com/images/nutritionfacts2.gif)

This fat shit deserves every second of agony and pain when he goes through a massive cardiac arrest.

My bad. The link I saw didn't say, I assumed it was 100gm - 60gm per 100gm 58 of which = sugars  :o

Breakfst of champions......


PT


Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Meso_z on October 23, 2011, 02:28:12 AM
My bad. The link I saw didn't say, I assumed it was 100gm - 60gm per 100gm 58 of which = sugars  :o

Breakfst of champions......


PT



Its good couple times a week to have it on bread tastes great and indeed gives you energy...but not binging on it like this fatshit Falcon does.
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: DK II on October 23, 2011, 02:28:30 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f2/Zucker-Museum_Lebensmittel_Nutella.jpg)
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Nordic Beast on October 23, 2011, 06:13:06 AM
based on your latest pics you have whole lot of fats cells waiting to be transformed.
Haha. In a couple years Johnny will be our next kieth, minus 100 IQ points
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Marty Champions on October 23, 2011, 06:18:16 AM
lots of bro's in this thread will be terrified once they see how inshape i become from this
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Nordic Beast on October 23, 2011, 06:24:14 AM
lots of bro's in this thread will be terrified once they see how inshape i become from this
Hahahahaha

all that olive oil and veggies got u looking like humpty dumpty

Nutritional master who hasn't even reached a junior high school level of science knowledge
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Marty Champions on October 23, 2011, 06:27:18 AM
Hahahahaha

all that olive oil and veggies got u looking like humpty dumpty

Nutritional master who hasn't even reached a junior high school level of science knowledge

Many people have followed my plans with great success.
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Nordic Beast on October 23, 2011, 06:28:10 AM
Many people have followed my plans with great success.
Um no they haven't
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: DK II on October 23, 2011, 06:30:10 AM
Many people have followed my plans with great success.

That's true, Ronnie won 3 Olympias on the Falcon olive oil and sea salt diet, and Phil Heath won the O thanks to "black coffee only and tons of chocolate".
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Nordic Beast on October 23, 2011, 06:36:34 AM
 
That's true, Ronnie won 3 Olympias on the Falcon olive oil and sea salt diet, and Phil Heath won the O thanks to "black coffee only and tons of chocolate".
;D
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: newmom on October 23, 2011, 07:27:14 AM
That's true, Ronnie won 3 Olympias on the Falcon olive oil and sea salt diet, and Phil Heath won the O thanks to "black coffee only and tons of chocolate".

 :D :D :D
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Dokey111 on October 23, 2011, 07:35:34 AM
dear lord that sounds yum

heh heh heh yes, you would "melt"..
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: newmom on October 23, 2011, 07:39:14 AM
(http://cdnimg.visualizeus.com/thumbs/cd/97/cd976ea090125266176c6735e10c7fdd_m.jpg)
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: DK II on October 23, 2011, 07:40:29 AM
(http://cdnimg.visualizeus.com/thumbs/cd/97/cd976ea090125266176c6735e10c7fdd_m.jpg)

 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: pillowtalk on October 23, 2011, 08:11:42 AM
lots of bro's in this thread will be terrified once they see how inshape i become from this

What is a chocolate day??

PT
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Ursus on October 23, 2011, 09:38:51 AM
Just eating 8 rounds of bread with nutella myself Falcon!

Long been a fan of it!
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: BIG ACH on October 23, 2011, 04:23:39 PM

Well fuck, you guys got it all in my mind, so I bought a Jar tonight!  Damn you Falcon!  ;D
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: newmom on October 23, 2011, 04:30:43 PM
Well fuck, you guys got it all in my mind, so I bought a Jar tonight!  Damn you Falcon!  ;D

how is it
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: ironneck on October 23, 2011, 04:33:13 PM
how is it

how is it? you live on the fucking moon or what
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: newmom on October 23, 2011, 04:44:31 PM
how is it? you live on the fucking moon or what

no just New England. I posted earlier I wont buy it because I'm afraid I'd love it
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Brocty on October 23, 2011, 04:47:27 PM
(http://cdnimg.visualizeus.com/thumbs/cd/97/cd976ea090125266176c6735e10c7fdd_m.jpg)

IV admin all the way
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: The True Adonis on October 23, 2011, 05:20:28 PM
no just New England. I posted earlier I wont buy it because I'm afraid I'd love it
Weirdo.  I told Jezebelle of this earlier and she thought it was the dumbest thing she has ever heard of in her life.  Her quote, "Fucking All or Nothing idiots".
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: BIG ACH on October 23, 2011, 07:03:10 PM
how is it

Sooooo goood!!!!  - I've had it before though, so I know what I'm in for! lol


The best is having it with Crepe :-D mmmmmm
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: bike nut on October 23, 2011, 07:39:02 PM
I mix peanut butter and nutella on a plate and then scoop it onto tortilla chips like salsa.

And laugh at the thought of going through life with a Down's Syndrome name like Jezebelle.
Title: Last peice of nutritional advice
Post by: Marty Champions on October 23, 2011, 08:46:47 PM
my final installment is a reminder to take the cayenne pepper, AFTER when you have consumed all of the food , water and fruit juices possible.

you dont need cayenne pepper on an empty stomach, it works still  but its not going to bodybuild you. what it does is open up the blood glates to allow more oxygen and bloodflow an ever so slightly significant amount.

trust me it works... after all is lifted and charted from simple food and even chocolate days, the day is not over until youve relaxed and but wish to lift a little bit more. At this hour of the night your belly is full youve eaten joyfully the whole day hopefully not stressed about before or after but yet immersed in the now doing what needs to be done NOW with a smile. At this hour this night all has been consumed, it is this time pointless to forcefeed because the tastebuds are nonresponsive but satisfied from your great feast today, but this time of the night folks, THIS IS THE KEY moment of time to REMEMBER THAT YOU WISH TO LIFT A LITTLE BIT MORE! THIS my friends THIS is the time you consume CAYENNE PEPPER and chase with water. YOU WILL SUDDENLY AWAKEN AND BE EXTREMELY HUNGRY TO LIFT WEIGHTS after about 45 seconds after consuming. You do your reps, you do some reps, you calculate what you just did no matter how much of a feat it was it was still more than you couldve done alone without a true friend who sees and knows what we want to accomplish eager to see whats to come of this. Your tastesbuds might even be restimulated to consume fruit juice or whatever, mine are not yet restimulated as i am writing this because i am excited to tell you but when i do drink some juice ill probably lift some more

i have tought you all the nutritiional advices there ever has been. all you have to do is search all of my old posts to see why.

tonight i am extremely positive almost in tears as i awaken to the realization of the accumulation of nutritional experiences i have encounterd. They have paid great dividends. Brought me to seemingly doubtful conclusions yet thats what gave me the eye to rise above the ashes and beyond to atleast get back in good if not great shape.
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Princess L on January 25, 2012, 01:56:18 PM

Same here.

I have a jar in my cupboard I have yet to open.

I'm skeered.  ;D













Okay.  That $h!t is officially banned from my household!  >:(
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Voland on January 25, 2012, 02:00:13 PM
Just ate some chicken breast and a white bread nutella sandwich postworkout  :D
I feel the nutrients shuttling to my muscles.
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: AlphaMaleDawg on January 25, 2012, 02:35:39 PM
this shit was huge in France when I was a kid. I ate it then whenever I was in France but haven't eaten it in a good 15 years or so. No reason to develop an addiction to something like that
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: PJim on January 25, 2012, 02:42:56 PM
Was a favourite of the late Zyzz.
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: dj181 on January 25, 2012, 02:44:13 PM
you gotta think big fat people diamond calves. they didnt get diamond calves from protien shakes they got it from high calorie and heavy weight walking!




FACT
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Primemuscle on January 25, 2012, 05:56:55 PM
this shit was huge in France when I was a kid. I ate it then whenever I was in France but haven't eaten it in a good 15 years or so. No reason to develop an addiction to something like that

My grandkids who live in Germany, love Nutella. I tried it. It was okay, but apparently didn't impress me a lot because I haven't made a point of purchasing it.
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: sync pulse on January 25, 2012, 08:31:22 PM
It makes a good cake icing...
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: BIG ACH on January 25, 2012, 08:52:03 PM

I just discovered a Crepe shop on campus, so of course they have nutella crepe...  and nutella ice cream (the ice cream was not as good as the one that I had in Miami though!)!


My fat ass is about to get fatter!
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: tbombz on January 25, 2012, 10:31:33 PM

haha. nice
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Primemuscle on January 26, 2012, 10:16:10 AM
haha. nice

You'd be wise to stay away from Nutella. I won't do anything for tightening up your abs. Eat lean.
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Nails on January 26, 2012, 10:25:40 AM
the girlfriend loves it, i have it in my kitchen shelve but never tried it.
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Voland on January 26, 2012, 10:30:44 AM
I just discovered a Crepe shop on campus, so of course they have nutella crepe...  and nutella ice cream (the ice cream was not as good as the one that I had in Miami though!)!


My fat ass is about to get fatter!

ferrero rocher icecream FTW. My antidepressant of choice: 2 waffles, 4 balls of icecream; ferrero rocher and white chocolate. With hot chocolate, almost crocant and caramel yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm caloric bomb.
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Marlo Stanfield on January 26, 2012, 10:59:48 AM
this stuff when slapped on white bread will magically turn it into a fine tasting krispy kreme chocolate glazed donut!!

tastes great on whitebread too

tried it for the first time the other day. i get great energy for working out on this stuff
seriously dude, i really wanna know what happened to you as a child
Title: Re: Last peice of nutritional advice
Post by: Rami on January 26, 2012, 11:47:09 AM
my final installment is a reminder to take the cayenne pepper, AFTER when you have consumed all of the food , water and fruit juices possible.

you dont need cayenne pepper on an empty stomach, it works still  but its not going to bodybuild you. what it does is open up the blood glates to allow more oxygen and bloodflow an ever so slightly significant amount.

trust me it works... after all is lifted and charted from simple food and even chocolate days, the day is not over until youve relaxed and but wish to lift a little bit more. At this hour of the night your belly is full youve eaten joyfully the whole day hopefully not stressed about before or after but yet immersed in the now doing what needs to be done NOW with a smile. At this hour this night all has been consumed, it is this time pointless to forcefeed because the tastebuds are nonresponsive but satisfied from your great feast today, but this time of the night folks, THIS IS THE KEY moment of time to REMEMBER THAT YOU WISH TO LIFT A LITTLE BIT MORE! THIS my friends THIS is the time you consume CAYENNE PEPPER and chase with water. YOU WILL SUDDENLY AWAKEN AND BE EXTREMELY HUNGRY TO LIFT WEIGHTS after about 45 seconds after consuming. You do your reps, you do some reps, you calculate what you just did no matter how much of a feat it was it was still more than you couldve done alone without a true friend who sees and knows what we want to accomplish eager to see whats to come of this. Your tastesbuds might even be restimulated to consume fruit juice or whatever, mine are not yet restimulated as i am writing this because i am excited to tell you but when i do drink some juice ill probably lift some more

i have tought you all the nutritiional advices there ever has been. all you have to do is search all of my old posts to see why.

tonight i am extremely positive almost in tears as i awaken to the realization of the accumulation of nutritional experiences i have encounterd. They have paid great dividends. Brought me to seemingly doubtful conclusions yet thats what gave me the eye to rise above the ashes and beyond to atleast get back in good if not great shape.

this is true I have experience in this myself, you've eaten all day and enough to where food doesn't have an effect anymore, you've visited all the porn sites, eventually, after all the food have settled just a tad there is nothing left to do than to lift some weights for 2 to 5 minutes. And low en behold... after 25 minutes of rest you can start over again.

this pattern must be the best and natural pattern it's instinctuall almost and can be repeated indefinetally.
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: j_mtl on January 26, 2012, 12:33:02 PM
i bet without the cocoa in it , it would taste like a plain glazed krispy kreme donut on white bread. that consistency is perfect
ya right.... perfect .... perfect to continuing being fat.... ::) ::)
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on January 26, 2012, 01:07:22 PM
if you have had enough of shit coloured crushed nuts you could try shit coloured yeast



Falcon Towers over the Vegemite guy here who comes at at 1:00

Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: DBX on January 26, 2012, 03:06:11 PM
seriously dude, i really wanna know what happened to you as a child
he had a normal child hood , it was his early thirty's that fucked him up
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: FAST LANE on January 26, 2012, 03:58:55 PM
Nutella is huge in Europe.. especially in Italy, they use it like butter- or rather, it is their "butter" lol
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: DK II on January 27, 2012, 03:18:37 AM
Nutella is huge in Europe.. especially in Italy, they use it like butter- or rather, it is their "butter" lol


In Germany they use it ON butter, no shit.
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: BigCyp on January 27, 2012, 03:22:46 AM
Interesting fact about Nutella:

You know those expensive Ferrero Rocher chocolates, (where you get like 4 in a box for a £5 lol) the only reason they taste so damn good is the chocolate/hazelnut filling...........which is.........NUTELLA!

I only realised when I had some of these little bitches at Christmas one year, and some nutella in cupboard and saw they were both made by 'Ferrero chololates' and are in fact the same thing.

I was so inspired by my findings that I ate the whole jar with a spoon, to make up for all the times I didn't buy some ferrero rochers due to financial reasons! :D
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: DK II on January 27, 2012, 04:57:04 AM
Interesting fact about Nutella:

You know those expensive Ferrero Rocher chocolates, (where you get like 4 in a box for a £5 lol) the only reason they taste so damn good is the chocolate/hazelnut filling...........which is.........NUTELLA!

I only realised when I had some of these little bitches at Christmas one year, and some nutella in cupboard and saw they were both made by 'Ferrero chololates' and are in fact the same thing.

I was so inspired by my findings that I ate the whole jar with a spoon, to make up for all the times I didn't buy some ferrero rochers due to financial reasons! :D

LOL!!
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: newmom on January 27, 2012, 05:14:35 AM
still have yet to try it because I'm afraid I'll eat it all in one shot
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: DBX on January 27, 2012, 05:15:43 AM
still have yet to try it because I'm afraid I'll eat it all in one shot
wouldn't be the first time...
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: newmom on January 27, 2012, 05:16:49 AM
wouldn't be the first time...

STFU noob
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: BigCyp on January 27, 2012, 05:44:46 AM
LOL!!

Haha good times, just noticed your sig DK, is that Euroman's phone number lol
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: DK II on January 27, 2012, 05:53:54 AM
Haha good times, just noticed your sig DK, is that Euroman's phone number lol

No, Pat Banana's.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: BigCyp on January 27, 2012, 06:11:56 AM
wouldn't be the first time...

Dumplingmom is quite the snack attacker, isn't she DBX!
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: DK II on January 27, 2012, 06:17:38 AM
Dumplingmom is quite the snack attacker, isn't she DBX!


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: BigCyp on January 27, 2012, 06:43:09 AM
No, Pat Banana's.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Hahahaha pat bananas gets me everytime!
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: DK II on January 27, 2012, 06:46:55 AM
Hahahaha pat bananas gets me everytime!

Just call me, bro, and we can chat a little!  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: SmoofCat on January 27, 2012, 07:06:54 AM
Nutella is tasty fucking shit the french got one thing right- hazelnut spread. Props frogs
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: FAST LANE on January 27, 2012, 07:58:53 AM

In Germany they use it ON butter, no shit.
Damn, I didn't know that.. that's crazy!! lol
Probably tastes pretty good though
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: Meso_z on January 27, 2012, 09:17:20 AM
Damn, I didn't know that.. that's crazy!! lol
Probably tastes pretty good though
I would get fat in a matter of hours  ;D
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: newmom on January 27, 2012, 09:23:32 AM
I would get fat in a matter of hours  ;D

^^^^^this
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: FAST LANE on January 27, 2012, 09:25:08 AM
I would get fat in a matter of hours  ;D
Haha!! Same here bro
Title: Re: interesting substance "nutella"
Post by: DK II on January 27, 2012, 06:22:22 PM
I would get fat in a matter of hours  ;D

Just like the Germans.... LOL