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if its in a grocery store , in a parking lot or on a street you ask them very manly but with a smile "do you have a boyfriend" then just procede with A compliment or two then jibber jabber about yourself real quik and axe her some things real quick then be done with it make sure you get the phone number
THATS ALL U GOTTA DO HOMOS
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I always thought you just had to walk through the produce aisle wearing tight pants like this guy.
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I always thought you just had to walk through the produce aisle wearing tight pants like this guy.
lol
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if its in a grocery store , in a parking lot or on a street you ask them very manly but with a smile "do you have a boyfriend" then just procede with A compliment or two then jibber jabber about yourself real quik and axe her some things real quick then be done with it make sure you get the phone number
THATS ALL U GOTTA DO HOMOS
pretty accurate i have an old saying if you arent getting turned down or having a girls go off on you occassionaly your not really trying to pick up girls :)
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if its in a grocery store , in a parking lot or on a street you ask them very manly but with a smile "do you have a boyfriend" then just procede with A compliment or two then jibber jabber about yourself real quik and axe her some things real quick then be done with it make sure you get the phone number
THATS ALL U GOTTA DO HOMOS
That doesn't work here. :-\
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if its in a grocery store , in a parking lot or on a street you ask them very manly but with a smile "do you have a boyfriend" then just procede with A compliment or two then jibber jabber about yourself real quik and axe her some things real quick then be done with it make sure you get the phone number
THATS ALL U GOTTA DO HOMOS
Golden, thx
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I tried allllllll that in the gym the other week to an ugly/semi body having older woman. But I was in need so she looked "ok" in my eyes.... then I said lets exchange numbers and she said "lets not, I'm too old to be a single"
so no, doesn't work, not 90% of the cases.
My approach is I go to a girl and say I just had to come to talk because she's so prety and seems very interesting and I'd like to go out if she cares. A girl can't say anything bad to that because she just realises t hat "how else is a guy going to come to talk to her" and she will be polite after that.
NEVER ask "do you have a boyfriend", who cares. It's up to her to say that, before or after sex but it's her responsibility, not yours.
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best public access show host ever!!!
btw, I barely talk to women anymore
I fucking hate women
seriously, I know I said I never would go to hookers because it would hurt my pride but fuck it
I'm just gonna start banging hookers
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i'm just too old to play the game even though I know "the rules of the game"
i'm like Ozzie Smith at the end of his career.
Yean...I can still run to shortstop and do the cartwheel into a backflip but I really don't want to anymore ....
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You don't have any VD, do you? My doc says one more time and he'll refuse to see me anymore. So what's your name?
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luckily i have a girlfriend so that i dont have to fail with asking girls out lol
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I tried allllllll that in the gym the other week to an ugly/semi body having older woman. But I was in need so she looked "ok" in my eyes.... then I said lets exchange numbers and she said "lets not, I'm too old to be a single"
so no, doesn't work, not 90% of the cases.
My approach is I go to a girl and say I just had to come to talk because she's so prety and seems very interesting and I'd like to go out if she cares. A girl can't say anything bad to that because she just realises t hat "how else is a guy going to come to talk to her" and she will be polite after that.
NEVER ask "do you have a boyfriend", who cares. It's up to her to say that, before or after sex but it's her responsibility, not yours.
J. Falcon focuses on obtaining fine young hos as opposed to fine old hos so that may be why his advice did not generalize to your situation.
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i'm just too old to play the game even though I know "the rules of the game"
i'm like Ozzie Smith at the end of his career.
Yean...I can still run to shortstop and do the cartwheel into a backflip but I really don't want to anymore ....
Such a perfect analogy.
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Such a perfect analogy.
It really is.....and I'm not just saying that because it is one of my gems
Im 33 now and, honestly, even though I know all the games and strategies I'm just "too old" to play these boring games
"too old" not in the sense that I'm a old man who can't compete anymore
No
"too old" as in "Really- if have to do all this shit AGAIN"
It's just so fucking boring but you still have to go through all the macinations that make up dating
Here in lies why I don't get laid. I just am too old for all this shit
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I tried allllllll that in the gym the other week to an ugly/semi body having older woman. But I was in need so she looked "ok" in my eyes.... then I said lets exchange numbers and she said "lets not, I'm too old to be a single"
so no, doesn't work, not 90% of the cases.
My approach is I go to a girl and say I just had to come to talk because she's so prety and seems very interesting and I'd like to go out if she cares. A girl can't say anything bad to that because she just realises t hat "how else is a guy going to come to talk to her" and she will be polite after that.
NEVER ask "do you have a boyfriend", who cares. It's up to her to say that, before or after sex but it's her responsibility, not yours.
why would you degrade yourself like that ? to even treat that fat ugly thing like an Attractive Female and ask her for her number ??
Leave those hogs for the guys in her class, hogs will find a fat ugly bloke, it is nature.
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It really is.....and I'm not just saying that because it is one of my gems
Im 33 now and, honestly, even though I know all the games and strategies I'm just "too old" to play these boring games
"too old" not in the sense that I'm a old man who can't compete anymore
No
"too old" as in "Really- if have to do all this shit AGAIN"
It's just so fucking boring but you still have to go through all the macinations that make up dating
Here in lies why I don't get laid. I just am too old for all this shit
Johnny, I have to give it to you one more time. You're probably the one who makes the best use of this forum. It's getbig or a 200$/hour shrink.
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Johnny, I have to give it to you one more time. You're probably the one who makes the best use of this forum. It's getbig or a 200400$/hour shrink.
:D :P
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if johnnynoname grew out his facial hair he would have much better success one day he will realize this wisdom
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if johnnynoname grew out his facial hair he would have much better success one day he will realize this wisdom
Beard are overrated
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That doesn't work here. :-\
why not?
you cant get control your Kangaroo long enough to have a conversation in a parking lot ???
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pretty accurate i have an old saying if you arent getting turned down or having a girls go off on you occassionaly your not really trying to pick up girls :)
If you look good enough you really don't have to "try" ;)
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Johnny, I have to give it to you one more time. You're probably the one who makes the best use of this forum. It's getbig or a 200$/hour shrink.
Approaching any girl and aking does she have a boyfriend and then talking bullshit is a mistake, falcon is full of shit, sory.
And I talked to the older woman because I was horny, when I'm horny it's like I'm on cocaine, but in this case women just look generally better... I see them sexually differently when I'm horny as hell. And she wasn't fat at all, just not attractive from the face. One of those women you would think is hot when you're on weed or fuck in the WYH thread.
How I approach girls of my age group is, I tell them that I think they are hot as hell and I have to talk to you and go out with you, usually that works. Falcons technique is full of shit let me tell you.
Lol at asking does she have a boyfriend, they all do.
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best public access show host ever!!!
btw, I barely talk to women anymore
I fucking hate women
seriously, I know I said I never would go to hookers because it would hurt my pride but fuck it
I'm just gonna start banging hookers
LOL...Jonah Falcon's life story is just epic. He takes his "acting" and broadcasting career SO incredibly serious but yet during his auditions he just gets typecast as "the dude with the massive cock" and that's all people want to talk to him about when he's around.
The irony is just too funny; that some dude's life has been resorted to sitting around in a shitty little apartment, depressed and unemployed with zero prospects (besides Talkin' Yankees) ALL because he has a huge dick!
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if its in a grocery store , in a parking lot or on a street you ask them very manly but with a smile "do you have a boyfriend" then just procede with A compliment or two then jibber jabber about yourself real quik and axe her some things real quick then be done with it make sure you get the phone number
THATS ALL U GOTTA DO HOMOS
This must be from the Book of Revelations, right ? ::)
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LOL...Jonah Falcon's life story is just epic. He takes his "acting" and broadcasting career SO incredibly serious but yet during his auditions he just gets typecast as "the dude with the massive cock" and that's all people want to talk to him about when he's around.
The irony is just too funny; that some dude's life has been resorted to sitting around in a shitty little apartment, depressed and unemployed with zero prospects (besides Talkin' Yankees) ALL because he has a huge dick!
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You're fucking right ! If I was him I would do porn he could build a long lasting career if he can handle it
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Working on the door it is way easier IMO to randomly initiate chats with girls. Moreso because it is a laid back jokey enviroment and there is no expectation other than friendly banter.
In random other places work etc I chat away to strangers etc but I have never randomly gone up to a girl in a supermarket etc started chatting.
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I often walk up to strange women on the street and tell them:
Me: Hi,I just had to stop you to tell you that you are the most amazing woman I`ve ever seen.
If you haven`t been told this yet today,let me be the first.
Strange Woman:(blushing big time)Oh my God,why thank you so much that is so nice of you.
I have often gotten laid doing this believe it or not.........first the phone number then,more compliments,then the pussy.
Women love being told they`re awesome to look at.
You`ll never see a closed mouth get fed!!
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I often walk up to strange women on the street and tell them:
Me: Hi,I just had to stop you to tell you that you are the most amazing woman I`ve ever seen.
If you haven`t been told this yet today,let me be the first.
Strange Woman:(blushing big time)Oh my God,why thank you so much that is so nice of you.
I have often gotten laid doing this believe it or not.........first the phone number then,more compliments,then the pussy.
Women love being told they`re awesome to look at.
You`ll never see a closed mouth get fed!!
The squeaky wheel gets the grease!!
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Wear a wedding band...go about in not trying to get a woman's attention.
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The squeaky wheel gets the grease!!
You got it brother! :)
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Most of the time I just smile or wink at her and the girls will start the conversation herself.
or if she looks like a bitch I just tell her something like: "damn you missed a spot shaving your mustach this morning" and she will drop the "bitch" attitude and laugh
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Just be BOLD. That about sums up the first step of the process. What you say means less than how you say it. Women have some innate radar/x-ray vision that allows them to know within milliseconds if they want to (or will, more importantly) sleep with you. From there it's all about not coming across as needy or stalkerish. It's equally easy to get a girl in bed as it is to scare one off really, but no one can help you with the stalker part. If you are a psycho, it's tough to hide. Women pick up on it.
Just be BOLD and let nature do the work, try not to say anything stupid or weird and you are in like flynn.
Women love attention, they crave it, but they are good at spotting weirdo's so approaching them can be a double edged sword. Dance the right edge and you can't miss.
I think the 2 mistakes guys make are not trying often enough (this leads to chasing the women who have already decided NO is the answer) and trying too hard (this lends itself to the psycho issues as stated earlier).
Here is a question- which is more sad, the man who never tries to get pussy or the man who tries way too hard to get girls that will never sleep with him? Hmm....
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Just be BOLD. That about sums up the first step of the process. What you say means less than how you say it. Women have some innate radar/x-ray vision that allows them to know within milliseconds if they want to (or will, more importantly) sleep with you. From there it's all about not coming across as needy or stalkerish. It's equally easy to get a girl in bed as it is to scare one off really, but no one can help you with the stalker part. If you are a psycho, it's tough to hide. Women pick up on it.
Just be BOLD and let nature do the work, try not to say anything stupid or weird and you are in like flynn.
Women love attention, they crave it, but they are good at spotting weirdo's so approaching them can be a double edged sword. Dance the right edge and you can't miss.
I think the 2 mistakes guys make are not trying often enough (this leads to chasing the women who have already decided NO is the answer) and trying too hard (this lends itself to the psycho issues as stated earlier).
Here is a question- which is more sad, the man who never tries to get pussy or the man who tries way too hard to get girls that will never sleep with him? Hmm....
great post Groinktropin
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I shit you not, I know jonah falcon
I took a bartending class, and then we go to bars to train for 30 mins at a time. There is this guy who calls himself an actor who comes along. I thought I recognized him. He is a dick, has a cocaine personality where he can't make an emotional connection and acts like he's better than everyone probably without knowing it. There is another actor who comes along with us to these training gigs and he hates him, and we were making fun of him last night. I couldn't place the asshole actor until I saw the pic of Jonah in this thread... it is him 100% He is moving to california btw, and yes he is a total loser
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I shit you not, I know jonah falcon
I took a bartending class, and then we go to bars to train for 30 mins at a time. There is this guy who calls himself an actor who comes along. I thought I recognized him. He is a dick, has a cocaine personality where he can't make an emotional connection and acts like he's better than everyone probably without knowing it. There is another actor who comes along with us to these training gigs and he hates him, and we were making fun of him last night. I couldn't place the asshole actor until I saw the pic of Jonah in this thread... it is him 100% He is moving to california btw, and yes he is a total loser
He apparently tried to get cast in "Hung", and was turned down...he is also buy-sexual...He probably curses his dad everyday...He should try and write a movie about his life, and call it " The Tragedy of Priapus".
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He avoids eye contact completely, he said his addiciton is sex and something else I forget. He said some guy had the hots for him in cali, a producer or something, I was like uuuh ok. Now I get it