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Title: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: Bam-bam on October 25, 2011, 05:47:15 PM
Hey guys, so Im in my last 20s year, always thought I had until the 30 mark to do stupid things before turning actually into an adult and after this making fuck ups will not be funny anymore.

Well, Im making a list of things I still didnt do in my life so I can pick some to do during the next 12 months since it will be my last oportunity... sugestions are welcome!

Here it goes, fuck ups I never did, yet:

- get a 16 year old preggo
- try coke
- get arrested
- spend a night in jail
- marry a prostitue
-divorce a prostitute
- enter in a bbing competition
- start a business and get banrkupt (actually I almost already did this)
- try a tranny
- rob a bank
- become a hippie
- smoke marijuana all day
- say to a girl I love her
- start a gang
- get my car totaled
- bumgee jump (probably the most retarted thing of the whole list)


what more??





Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: The Ugly on October 25, 2011, 05:49:26 PM
Bake a cake.
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: berblexer on October 25, 2011, 05:51:06 PM
Take a basic flying course then steal a small plane and fly to America and then come back
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: G_Thang on October 25, 2011, 05:58:27 PM
Hey guys, so Im in my last 20s year, always thought I had until the 30 mark to do stupid things before turning actually into an adult and after this making fuck ups will not be funny anymore.

Well, Im making a list of things I still didnt do in my life so I can pick some to do during the next 12 months since it will be my last oportunity... sugestions are welcome!

Here it goes, fuck ups I never did, yet:

- get a 16 year old preggo - hang out with german and italian tourist
- try coke - done
- get arrested -
- spend a night in jail
- marry a prostitue - if you've been married, already did and didnt bother to find out how she paid her univ bills
-divorce a prostitute
- enter in a bbing competition
- start a business and get banrkupt (actually I almost already did this) - couldnt get thru red tape
- try a tranny - done
- rob a bank - tourist
- become a hippie - hippie fair on sundays
- smoke marijuana all day - done
- say to a girl I love her - done
- start a gang - VC or AdosA
- get my car totaled - stop at a red light at night
- bumgee jump (probably the most retarted thing of the whole list) - easier to roll down rocinha


what more??

you're white middle class brasilian, correct?
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: Hulkotron on October 25, 2011, 05:59:49 PM
- Take the synthol out of your arms

Just kidding Bam-bam ;D
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: Xerxes on October 25, 2011, 06:03:52 PM
YOU haven't tried coke?  ??? No offence bro I just would never have thought  ;D.
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: L.L on October 25, 2011, 06:07:52 PM
Hey guys, so Im in my last 20s year, always thought I had until the 30 mark to do stupid things before turning actually into an adult and after this making fuck ups will not be funny anymore.

Well, Im making a list of things I still didnt do in my life so I can pick some to do during the next 12 months since it will be my last oportunity... sugestions are welcome!

Here it goes, fuck ups I never did, yet:

- get a 16 year old preggo
- try coke
- get arrested
- spend a night in jail
- marry a prostitue
-divorce a prostitute
- enter in a bbing competition
- start a business and get banrkupt (actually I almost already did this)
- try a tranny
- rob a bank
- become a hippie
- smoke marijuana all day
- say to a girl I love her
- start a gang
- get my car totaled
- bumgee jump (probably the most retarted thing of the whole list)


what more??







cdone them all except..start a gang, and try a tranny
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: berblexer on October 25, 2011, 06:08:33 PM
cdone them all except..start a gang, and try a tranny

youre full of shit
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: Bam-bam on October 25, 2011, 06:27:24 PM
Bake a cake.

funny but I never did it or any type or cooking other than cup noodles type of stuff!
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: Bam-bam on October 25, 2011, 06:28:28 PM
you're white middle class brasilian, correct?

Im white but definietly above brazilian middle class
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: Bam-bam on October 25, 2011, 06:29:13 PM
- Take the synthol out of your arms

Just kidding Bam-bam ;D

brazilians who do it right take ADE instead of synthol  ;D
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on October 25, 2011, 06:29:33 PM
youve never told a chick you love her? damn, thats how Ive fucked half the chick Ive fucked  :-\
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: Bam-bam on October 25, 2011, 06:30:46 PM
YOU haven't tried coke?  ??? No offence bro I just would never have thought  ;D.

hell believe it or not Im agaisnt drugs! I avoid taking even aspirin even if its extremely necessary! And i also respect coke a lot, I think its something I would be hooked to very easily so better to not even try it...
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: Xerxes on October 25, 2011, 06:32:35 PM
hell believe it or not Im agaisnt drugs! I avoid taking even aspirin even if its extremely necessary! And i also respect coke a lot, I think its something I would be hooked to very easily so better to not even try it...

2 grams of test @ 17 ------- against drugs


pick one  :D
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: Bam-bam on October 25, 2011, 06:33:07 PM
youve never told a chick you love her? damn, thats how Ive fucked half the chick Ive fucked  :-\

haha true but I suck at faking feelings, I really suck, all the girls I fucked that I was not really into them knew I didnt give a damn, when things start getting intimate I start looking to the side and all never looking at them in the eyes and all. I think Im a good artist but there is this thing that I just cant pretend.
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: Bam-bam on October 25, 2011, 06:35:52 PM
2 grams of test @ 17 ------- against drugs


pick one  :D

yea i was expecting this lol. Thing is for bbing I make exceptions. The only industrialized food I regurarely take is whey too. Not even soft drinks I take, very rarely. But as I said bbing is the exception. And believe it or not juicing so early helped me staying away from other drugs. Back then I was like damn Im so young and already took all this shit I better not use any other drugs dont want to become a fucking junkie. This thought kept me away from a lot of stuff back then. Now I dont even have the desire anymore.
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: The Ugly on October 25, 2011, 06:36:42 PM
Shit, Bam-bam, you can knock off 90% of that list in one night.
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: chaos on October 25, 2011, 06:40:40 PM
Try hitting up a squat rack or some military presses....

Drain the oil from your arms

Break your picture in the elevator addiction


BTW.....WHY would you want to try a tranny? :-\

Outed!
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: WillGrant on October 25, 2011, 06:47:28 PM
Bam bam post pics of latin jailbait  :P
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: Tapeworm on October 25, 2011, 07:07:45 PM
so Im in my last 20s year

You didn't turn 1 until the end of your first year.  If you're going to turn 30, you are in your 30th year.  Sorry kid, ya missed your chance.  :(

(http://archive.no-ip.org/images/sp/thumb/0083/69/1288290841433s.jpg)
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: Bam-bam on October 25, 2011, 07:11:21 PM
Bam bam post pics of latin jailbait  :P

have them on my cellphone tomorrow they will come ;D
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: Bam-bam on October 25, 2011, 07:13:58 PM
Try hitting up a squat rack or some military presses....

Drain the oil from your arms

Break your picture in the elevator addiction


BTW.....WHY would you want to try a tranny? :-\

Outed!


How much you military press?

Zero oil in those pupies
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=399686.0;attach=437526;image)

I posted try a tranny because I never did it and then you could deliver your famous line
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: Dr Dutch on October 26, 2011, 03:17:30 AM
Hey guys, so Im in my last 20s year, always thought I had until the 30 mark to do stupid things before turning actually into an adult and after this making fuck ups will not be funny anymore.

Well, Im making a list of things I still didnt do in my life so I can pick some to do during the next 12 months since it will be my last oportunity... sugestions are welcome!


what more??


Visit Amsterdam, smoke pot there, visit the Vincent van Gogh museum..
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: Bam-bam on October 26, 2011, 03:30:05 AM
Visit Amsterdam, smoke pot there, visit the Vincent van Gogh museum..

hey Ive been to Holland, nice place, didnt fuck any of those chicks that stays behind big glass window tho, maybe its time to get back there then  ;D
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: DK II on October 26, 2011, 03:31:03 AM
Visit Amsterdam, smoke pot there, visit the Vincent van Gogh sex museum..

Man, you can see some weird shit in that sex museum....  :o :o
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: Bam-bam on October 26, 2011, 03:33:38 AM
Actually my favourite painter is Claude Monet and I didnt visit his museum either (dont even know if there is one), but I would category it as a fuck up so I can do it anytime of my life
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: jon cole on October 26, 2011, 04:10:35 AM
Hey guys, so Im in my last 20s year, always thought I had until the 30 mark to do stupid things before turning actually into an adult and after this making fuck ups will not be funny anymore.

Well, Im making a list of things I still didnt do in my life so I can pick some to do during the next 12 months since it will be my last oportunity... sugestions are welcome!

Here it goes, fuck ups I never did, yet:

- get a 16 year old preggo
- try coke
- get arrested
- spend a night in jail
- marry a prostitue
-divorce a prostitute
- enter in a bbing competition
- start a business and get banrkupt (actually I almost already did this)
- try a tranny
- rob a bank
- become a hippie
- smoke marijuana all day
- say to a girl I love her
- start a gang
- get my car totaled
- bumgee jump (probably the most retarted thing of the whole list)


what more??








- a four week blitz cycle = 200mg anadrola and 100mg tren ace ...e.d.
- make a food contest.
- try a 1000 lbs squat raw.
- write to craig titus in jail.
- wear a tape out tshirt.
- ask a question about "nordic" to gh15.
- watch a full b.f.t.o (after 2001) without falling asleep (including bonus where mitsuru drive for hours).
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: DK II on October 26, 2011, 04:37:43 AM

- a four week blitz cycle = 200mg anadrola and 100mg tren ace ...e.d.
- make a food contest.
- try a 1000 lbs squat raw.
- write to craig titus in jail.
- wear a tape out tshirt.
- ask a question about "nordic" to gh15.
- watch a full b.f.t.o (after 2001) without falling asleep (including bonus where mitsuru drive for hours).


 :o :o :o :o

Hardcore list, you would need a ton of ephedrine to pull this through....  ;D ;D
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: Dr Dutch on October 26, 2011, 04:39:39 AM

-- write to craig titus in jail.


This could be fun....
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: Xerxes on October 26, 2011, 04:41:54 AM
This could be fun....

Just a short letter

"Tell us your real cycle bro, you're in jail anyway"
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: DK II on October 26, 2011, 04:43:32 AM
Just a short letter

"Tell us your real cycle bro, you're in jail anyway"

Craig Titus cycle is no secret: "All drugs you can get your hands on."
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: WillGrant on October 26, 2011, 05:03:08 AM
Craig Titus cycle is no secret: "All drugs you can get your hands on."
I think thats the only thing Craiggers was ever honest about - "you keep increasing the dose till you are as big as you want to be"
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: DK II on October 26, 2011, 05:06:05 AM
I think thats the only thing Craiggers was ever honest about - "you keep increasing the dose till you are as big as you want to be"

Yep, think so too.
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: SmallPole on October 26, 2011, 05:20:32 AM
Hey guys, so Im in my last 20s year, always thought I had until the 30 mark to do stupid things before turning actually into an adult and after this making fuck ups will not be funny anymore.

Well, Im making a list of things I still didnt do in my life so I can pick some to do during the next 12 months since it will be my last oportunity... sugestions are welcome!

Here it goes, fuck ups I never did, yet:

- get a 16 year old preggo
- try coke
- get arrested
- spend a night in jail
- marry a prostitue
-divorce a prostitute
- enter in a bbing competition
- start a business and get banrkupt (actually I almost already did this)
- try a tranny
- rob a bank
- become a hippie
- smoke marijuana all day
- say to a girl I love her
- start a gang
- get my car totaled
- bumgee jump (probably the most retarted thing of the whole list)


what more??







solid list, gl
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: MikMaq on October 26, 2011, 05:29:03 AM
Mine are


Get a hot chick pregnant.
Do an 8 ball of coke in one night.
Kill a hooker while on coke.
Get a blow job from a 16 year old girl.
Do at least one cycle.
Be in a war zone.
Fuck up some thug for trying to wrong me.
Give a chick a black eye(non hooker).
Make ten grand immorally.
Own or be ceo of a company.
Shit on a politician.
Meet one get bigger in person and make them feel hella awkward.

Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: CalvinH on October 26, 2011, 05:34:10 AM
Well you have the start a stupid thread on GB done already :D
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: Bam-bam on October 26, 2011, 05:39:57 AM
Mine are


Get a hot chick pregnant.
Do an 8 ball of coke in one night.
Kill a hooker while on coke.
Get a blow job from a 16 year old girl.
Do at least one cycle.
Be in a war zone.
Fuck up some thug for trying to wrong me.
Give a chick a black eye(non hooker).
Make ten grand immorally.
Own or be ceo of a company.
Shit on a politician.
Meet one get bigger in person and make them feel hella awkward.



Solid!
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: MORTALCOIL on October 26, 2011, 05:55:51 AM
Hey guys, so Im in my last 20s year, always thought I had until the 30 mark to do stupid things before turning actually into an adult and after this making fuck ups will not be funny anymore.

Well, Im making a list of things I still didnt do in my life so I can pick some to do during the next 12 months since it will be my last oportunity... sugestions are welcome!

Here it goes, fuck ups I never did, yet:

- get a 16 year old preggo-Non verified
- try coke-Check
- get arrested-Check
- spend a night in jail-Check
- marry a prostitue-Define "prostitute"
-divorce a prostitute-they all are when you divorce them
- enter in a bbing competition-Nope
- start a business and get banrkupt (actually I almost already did this)-Check
- try a tranny-I don't wanna know but I wasn't always sober
- rob a bank-that's not retarded at all, everybody should do it considering what they do to us
- become a hippie-Check
- smoke marijuana all day-Check
- say to a girl I love her-Check
- start a gang-in kindergarten
- get my car totaled-Twice
- bumgee jump (probably the most retarted thing of the whole list)-that is the most retarded


what more??






Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: Dr Dutch on October 26, 2011, 06:03:57 AM
This stuff is kinda Jackass-Turbo.... :D
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: Tito24 on October 26, 2011, 10:13:18 AM
party heavely in ibiza
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: Nirvana on October 26, 2011, 10:22:45 AM
you said enter a bodybuilding contest.

to do that requires all the other things on the list.
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: Bam-bam on October 26, 2011, 10:30:15 AM
party heavely in ibiza

bam-bam trivia

my first cycle was funded with the money of a family trip to ibiza. My parents decided to go to Ibiza with me and my sister and I told my father I prefered not to go so he could just give me the money equivalet of the plane tickets and hotel and thats what happened. They ended up inviting one of my female cousins to go in my place and she got mad happy, so in the end everybody won!  ;D
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: RJ DRIVER on October 26, 2011, 02:20:24 PM
Can you please add -get aids and die, to your list.



Thanks
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: da_vinci on October 26, 2011, 02:31:10 PM
I've never understood why ppl "cage" themselves in a chronology. Hopefully at 60 I'll still be partying in raves (if I manage to live to that age), fucking thai sluts and just "carpe diem'ing".
 The getting 16yo preggo. Keep it for your 50'th b-day. Would be a lot more fun.
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: deceiver on October 26, 2011, 02:53:02 PM
Buy as much lsd, cocaine and weed as I can afford. Download whole "Bold and Beautiful" series and watch it all getting high all the time till I finally die from drugs.
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: Xerxes on October 27, 2011, 05:38:53 AM
I've never understood why ppl "cage" themselves in a chronology. Hopefully at 60 I'll still be partying in raves (if I manage to live to that age), fucking thai sluts and just "carpe diem'ing".
 The getting 16yo preggo. Keep it for your 50'th b-day. Would be a lot more fun.

 8)
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: David M on October 27, 2011, 05:41:05 AM
u got love handles dude.   address them.
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: Borracho on October 27, 2011, 05:56:50 AM
Hey guys, so Im in my last 20s year, always thought I had until the 30 mark to do stupid things before turning actually into an adult and after this making fuck ups will not be funny anymore.

Well, Im making a list of things I still didnt do in my life so I can pick some to do during the next 12 months since it will be my last oportunity... sugestions are welcome!

Here it goes, fuck ups I never did, yet:

- get a 16 year old preggo
- try coke
- get arrested
- spend a night in jail
- marry a prostitue
-divorce a prostitute
- enter in a bbing competition
- start a business and get banrkupt (actually I almost already did this)
- try a tranny
- rob a bank
- become a hippie
- smoke marijuana all day
- say to a girl I love her
- start a gang
- get my car totaled
- bumgee jump (probably the most retarted thing of the whole list)


what more??







Shit Bam-Bam, what the hell do you do for fun?
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: MikMaq on October 27, 2011, 06:22:58 AM
I've never understood why ppl "cage" themselves in a chronology. Hopefully at 60 I'll still be partying in raves (if I manage to live to that age), fucking thai sluts and just "carpe diem'ing".
 The getting 16yo preggo. Keep it for your 50'th b-day. Would be a lot more fun.
Agreed 30 is so meaningless of a birthday, to people younger than you, you were old back at 25, to people older than you, your still young, and all the people your age are having some weird crisis so fuck em. :)
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: Cleanest Natural on October 27, 2011, 06:26:29 AM
try a tranny .. you had to go there


are there any straight guys left here? lol
Title: Re: List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)
Post by: MORTALCOIL on October 27, 2011, 07:05:48 AM
try a tranny .. you had to go there


are there any straight guys left here? lol

At one point, this site you'll make you lose sight.