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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: L.L on October 31, 2011, 06:46:57 PM
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nuff said.
(http://i1221.photobucket.com/albums/dd472/EGUN17/fartprotein.jpg)
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you're supposed to cook it, you know.
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You need to go with papetti egg whites (gh15 approved :) )
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yupp, constant flow of anal seepage
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you're supposed to cook it, you know.
shh, let darwin work
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shh, let darwin work
hahahaha ;D
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your mom makes the worst farts ever
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had some farts the other day that actually made me feel really sick. the stench was just unreal and stomach churning.
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had some farts the other day that actually made me feel really sick. the stench was just unreal and stomach churning.
Back in college I recall one day when my fart storm was BEYOND. The teacher dismissed the class because the stench of my anal vapor was a threat to the health of the group. It truly was nightmarish. Still to this day I have no idea what crawled up my ass, but I have not had such a case as this before or since.
On that day I was a walking stink bomb of an otherworldly might.
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All whites, sounds a little racist.
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Back in college I recall one day when my fart storm was BEYOND. The teacher dismissed the class because the stench of my anal vapor was a threat to the health of the group. It truly was nightmarish. Still to this day I have no idea what crawled up my ass, but I have not had such a case as this before or since.
On that day I was a walking stink bomb of an otherworldly might.
LMFAO...Ive never taken a shit at work but today I hit the 5th floor's toilet since my office is on the 4th floor.,,lets just say all the chicks from the 5th had to evacuate for a good 1/2 hr until they LYSOL the whole floor . I even heard one of them say "it smells like a dead animal up there"..lol
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nuff said.
(http://i1221.photobucket.com/albums/dd472/EGUN17/fartprotein.jpg)
Agreed !!!
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LMFAO...Ive never taken a shit at work but today I hit the 5th floor's toilet since my office is on the 4th floor.,,lets just say all the chicks from the 5th had evacuate for a good 1/2 hr until they LYSOL the whole floor . I even heard one of them say "it smells like a dead animal up there"..lol
For this you should be proud. Only real men can create such crisis with just their ass. ;D
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Fart Wars :D
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For this you should be proud. Only real men can create such crisis with just their ass. ;D
LOL..!! I was in shock..my ass lava created all that...bitches desperately opening windows , etc....it took like an hr for everything to return to normal.
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LOL..!! I was in shock..my ass lava created all that..
I once walked over to the local drugstore and, during my shopping, felt a deep "plunge" from within. I found the single-person washroom for customers and proceeded to DESTROY the room. I quickly exited the store. The stench was overpowering and wrong.
Once outside I made a horrific discovery: I had left my sunglasses in the loo.
Then I discovered something else, once inside. The bathroom required a key (I had just gotten lucky the first time that the door was propped open).
I asked a young female for the key, thinking she'd give it to me. Nope. She walk-runs across the store and opens the door to let me in. The blast from within that crypt of death was shocking.
She likely still pays for counselling.
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Funny thing is this little old greek dude who's an accountant for the company has a history of having stomach problems , bacterias, worms and all that shit.. He's also famous for dropping acid bombs every now and then so I guess the fucker is gonna take the blame for this one..good ,he is dick anyways
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I once walked over to the local drugstore and, during my shopping, felt a deep "plunge" from within. I found the single-person washroom for customers and proceeded to DESTROY the room. I quickly exited the store. The stench was overpowering and wrong.
Once outside I made a horrific discovery: I had left my sunglasses in the loo.
Then I discovered something else, once inside. The bathroom required a key (I had just gotten lucky the first time that the door was propped open).
I asked a young female for the key, thinking she'd give it to me. Nope. She walk-runs across the store and opens the door to let me in. The blast from within that crypt of death was shocking.
She likely still pays for counselling.
ROFL!!!! BWAWAWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA AAAAAAA
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Sea Monkeys..