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Title: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: io856 on November 03, 2011, 04:54:06 AM
Serena Williams fled to the panic room in her Los Angeles mansion when she mistook a sports association drug tester for a dangerous intruder.

The tennis legend's assistant called 911 around 6:00am local time last Wednesday and told the emergency operator that a prowler had been spotted at the luxurious property, TMZ reported.

Williams retreated to her panic room in a bid to protect herself.  

But the intruder turned out to be a random drug tester who stopped by unannounced for a urine sample.

Cops responded to the 911 call but quickly left the property when the misunderstanding was discovered.

It was not known whether Williams submitted to the drug test.


http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/11/02/serena-williams-thinks-drug-tester-is-intruder-locks-self-in-panic-room/#ixzz1cdtYuWW7



Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: paradoxno1 on November 03, 2011, 04:58:25 AM
Say what you like about Serena Williams.

She's got balls.
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: DK II on November 03, 2011, 04:59:52 AM
She probably has a stack of old urine in a refrigerator in that "Drug tester arriving panic" - room.
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: TrueGrit on November 03, 2011, 05:00:56 AM
She probably has a stack of old urine in a refrigerator in that "Drug tester arriving panic" - room.

 ;D x2
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: greeneyes on November 03, 2011, 05:01:27 AM
Say what you like about Serena Williams.

She's got balls.

she got ass . would hit it
(http://www.cameroun24.net/images/news/1303600186-affobo_Serena-Williams_2.jpg)
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: DK II on November 03, 2011, 05:03:10 AM
she got ass . would hit it



Me too, i bet it would be one fuck you'd never forget in your life.

(http://www.all-pictures.org/celebrities/d/158865-2/Serena+Williams+e29.jpg)
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: TrueGrit on November 03, 2011, 05:04:11 AM
She'd grunt a lot and her father would like to watch..
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: Dipadidu on November 03, 2011, 05:06:13 AM

Me too, i bet it would be one fuck you'd never forget in your life.

(http://www.all-pictures.org/celebrities/d/158865-2/Serena+Williams+e29.jpg)

if she's wearing a bag over her head...
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: greeneyes on November 03, 2011, 05:08:27 AM
Quote
if she's wearing a bag over her head...
No need. God give us doggystyle
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: DK II on November 03, 2011, 05:08:40 AM
if she's wearing a bag over her head...

Yeah, she's not my type, absolutely not, but it would be a great story to tell some day.
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on November 03, 2011, 05:08:47 AM
If someone was on my property at 6am in the morning then I would think it was an intruder
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: doriancutlerman on November 03, 2011, 05:21:18 AM
She'd grunt a lot and her father would like to watch..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  Classic.
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: Army of One on November 03, 2011, 05:21:57 AM
If someone was on my property at 6am in the morning then I would think it was an intruder

Why?Im sure Vissy intrudes your butthole every morning
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: WillGrant on November 03, 2011, 05:36:24 AM
No need. God give us doggystyle
I could imagine it looking like a cows back end with all the black and the pink insides... not sure if wantz  :-\
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: johnnynoname on November 03, 2011, 05:38:24 AM
Why would Vince G care if someone was on his property at 6am?

Isn't he at the gym doing cardio at that time?
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: WillGrant on November 03, 2011, 05:40:46 AM
Why would Vince G care if someone was on his property at 6am?

Isn't he at the gym doing cardio cleaning the toilets at that time?
Fixed for truth  :D
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: johnnynoname on November 03, 2011, 05:42:49 AM
rumor has it that vince saw a turd in the gym toliets and then checked to see if he had all his fingers
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: Radical Plato on November 03, 2011, 08:38:39 AM
Say what you like about Serena Williams.

She's got balls.
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: jmt1 on November 03, 2011, 09:10:04 AM
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Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: dr.chimps on November 03, 2011, 09:11:43 AM
She'd grunt a lot and her father would like to watch..
A+       ;D
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: Radical Plato on November 03, 2011, 09:32:22 AM
I'd probably still hit her
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: Nails on November 03, 2011, 09:38:54 AM
oh brooother  ::) ::)

i thought this bitchh was straight out of compton , straight acting like a valley girl






Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: BayGBM on November 03, 2011, 10:16:21 AM
she got ass . would hit it
(http://www.cameroun24.net/images/news/1303600186-affobo_Serena-Williams_2.jpg)

Now you can see why Jefferson was tapping Sally Hemmings!
Why Strom Thurmond was freaking on his young house maid...
And why all the old masters were trolling the slave quarters...

Bay likey! :P
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: purenaturalstrength on November 03, 2011, 10:37:39 AM
.
beautiful chocolate woman


 :) :) :) :) :)
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: Jack T. Cross on November 03, 2011, 12:49:03 PM
According to this story, the person entered the property before 6:00 am, and did so in a way that didn't involve normal contact (announcing him/herself using a gate speaker in this case).

Something's wrong here, lol.
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: Jack T. Cross on November 03, 2011, 12:51:21 PM
Now you can see why Jefferson was tapping Sally Hemmings!
Why Strom Thurmond was freaking on his young house maid...
And why all the old masters were trolling the slave quarters...

Bay likey! :P

See, this shows that men who claim to be "gay" are actually craving large-butted women.
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: bike nut on November 03, 2011, 12:54:06 PM
She probably has a stack of old urine in a refrigerator in that "Drug tester arriving panic" - room.

This!  ;D
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: SilverSpoon on November 03, 2011, 02:02:00 PM
She probably knew exactly who it was, but didn't want to take the damned test.
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: Dr Dutch on November 03, 2011, 02:02:58 PM
Just so predictable and boring.... :-\
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: wes on November 03, 2011, 02:03:10 PM
I bet my panic room is nicer than hers!!
 ::)
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: Howard on November 03, 2011, 02:18:26 PM

Me too, i bet it would be one fuck you'd never forget in your life.

(http://www.all-pictures.org/celebrities/d/158865-2/Serena+Williams+e29.jpg)
You might never want to forget it,, But Bet Sabrina would want to black her experience with you from her mind forever.
Hmmm, but how bad it could it be for her with you? Nothing is that horrible that only lasts for 7 sec.
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: io856 on November 03, 2011, 02:19:18 PM
She probably knew exactly who it was, but didn't want to take the damned test.
well der
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: tbombz on November 03, 2011, 02:29:33 PM
damn shes fine
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: ChopperRider on November 03, 2011, 02:55:16 PM

Me too, i bet it would be one fuck you'd never forget in your life.

(http://www.all-pictures.org/celebrities/d/158865-2/Serena+Williams+e29.jpg)

I'd flee to my panic room if I saw that on my front lawn.
 ;D
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: Wiggs on November 03, 2011, 02:59:07 PM
I'd love to fuck Serena...I love her body.
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: G_Thang on November 03, 2011, 02:59:17 PM
damn shes fine

 ::)

(http://www.all-pictures.org/celebrities/d/158865-2/Serena+Williams+e29.jpg)

50 just like her in any ghetto night club, any night, any day of the week, any month, any year, any life-time, any day viewing the world from the afterlife.
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: ChopperRider on November 03, 2011, 03:00:49 PM
I'd love to fuck Serena...I love her body.

Not real picky are you Mr. Wigglesworth?
 ;D
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: Wiggs on November 03, 2011, 03:02:13 PM
::)

(http://www.all-pictures.org/celebrities/d/158865-2/Serena+Williams+e29.jpg)

50 just like her in any ghetto night club, any night, any day of the week, any month, any year, any life-time, any day viewing the world from the afterlife.

Yeah, I'm sure there are 50 broads in a club with that athletic build and those genetics to still have an ass, abs and tits at her bodyfat. ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: G_Thang on November 03, 2011, 03:10:33 PM
Yeah, I'm sure there are 50 broads in a club with that athletic build and those genetics to still have an ass, abs and tits at her bodyfat. ::) ::) ::)

all i see is richard's face.  and once she puts the racquet down, she'll have eunice's body.  like i said, in general, young ethnocentric black girls have solid builds and big asses like her.  
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: DK II on November 03, 2011, 03:21:01 PM
You might never want to forget it,, But Bet Sabrina would want to black her experience with you from her mind forever.
Hmmm, but how bad it could it be for her with you? Nothing is that horrible that only lasts for 7 sec.


ahahahahaah, seems like i struck a nerve with our resident closet homo village retard.

Go and suck one someone's meat pipe, Howie, you'll feel better.
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: DK II on November 03, 2011, 03:22:23 PM
Yeah, I'm sure there are 50 broads in a club with that athletic build and those genetics to still have an ass, abs and tits at her bodyfat. ::) ::) ::)

x2!!!

bigfat juicy tits, ass and a sixpack, you can't get that easily.





Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: wes on November 03, 2011, 03:22:29 PM
I'd love to fuck Serena...I love her body.
X2
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: johnnynoname on November 03, 2011, 03:22:42 PM
I'm not some sort of "perv" per se but I would gladly let Serena choke me while I masturbate
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: 240 is Back on November 03, 2011, 03:24:12 PM
I thought the panic room was where you called your lawyer, took ECA, changed/burned clothes, and washed GSR off your hands before the police arrived ???
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: ChopperRider on November 03, 2011, 03:24:47 PM
x2!!!
bigfat juicy tits, ass and a sixpack, you can't get that easily.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=401008.0;attach=439771;image)

Upon further review....that ain't bad at all. I'd gladly try to rub some white off on her.
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: johnnynoname on November 03, 2011, 03:25:10 PM
......and she could tell me how much of a piece of shit I am
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: G_Thang on November 03, 2011, 03:26:17 PM
x2!!!

bigfat juicy tits, ass and a sixpack, you can't get that easily.

 ::)

black girls in general don't workout, so she has the 6 pack, but the ass and tits are standard.  it's amazing what celebrity does to people's minds.  
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: johnnynoname on November 03, 2011, 03:26:47 PM
........and it couldn't be a two handed choke or some sort of rear naked choke.  It would have to be one of those one handed rape chokes
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: ChopperRider on November 03, 2011, 03:28:28 PM
I thought the panic room was where you called your lawyer, took ECA, changed/burned clothes, and washed GSR off your hands before the police arrived ???

Little known fact, in Stoughton Massachusetts a panic room is a nail salon.
 ;D

Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: G_Thang on November 03, 2011, 03:29:01 PM
........and it couldn't be a two handed choke or some sort of rear naked choke.  It would have to be one of those one handed rape chokes

bay would be a better choice for you.  if he got rid of the facial hair, you couldn't tell the different.  clothes off wouldn't make a difference to you anyway.
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: johnnynoname on November 03, 2011, 03:30:10 PM
i have a better chance with Serena than with Bay
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: ChopperRider on November 03, 2011, 03:31:14 PM
i have a better chance with Serena than with Bay

And less sore the next day.............
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: Jack T. Cross on November 03, 2011, 03:35:47 PM
I have the feeling Serena's got a penoris the size of Kansas.
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: Parker on November 03, 2011, 03:47:43 PM
I have the feeling Serena's got a penoris the size of Kansas.
Naw, there were snatch shots a few yrs ago...no penoris.
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: slate on November 03, 2011, 06:32:10 PM
all i see is richard's face.  and once she puts the racquet down, she'll have eunice's body.  like i said, in general, young ethnocentric black girls have solid builds and big asses like her.  

hey G, WTF is an 'ethnocentric black girl'? ethnocentric as in what?? do you mean someone who really cares about their ethnicity ? if so how does that lead to a solid build and big ass? do they actually strive for that?

maybe u mean pure ebony -i.e- not soiled by slave master sperm?

seems like you burped that one out without much thought- is it something you are reading perhaps



Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: el numero uno on November 03, 2011, 06:36:34 PM
bay would be a better choice for you.  if he got rid of the facial hair, you couldn't tell the different.  clothes off wouldn't make a difference to you anyway.

lol
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: MikMaq on November 03, 2011, 06:38:47 PM
She probably knew exactly who it was, but didn't want to take the damned test.
Lol you think ::)
I just don't get it how famous to do you have to be before you can pull this kind of shit and get away with it. I wish I could run to a panic room the next time I get too drunk for work, or they try to drug test me.
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: cross-of-iron on November 03, 2011, 06:47:42 PM
Naw, there were snatch shots a few yrs ago...no penoris.

I no see.  :'(
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: tbombz on November 03, 2011, 07:08:16 PM
::)

black girls in general don't workout, so she has the 6 pack, but the ass and tits are standard.  it's amazing what celebrity does to people's minds.  
your fucking retarded bro
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: G_Thang on November 04, 2011, 07:40:14 AM
your fucking retarded bro

dumbass, i'm the one with common sense.  she's an avg looking ass black woman, subpar if you cant get richard out of your head.  a tennis racquet has you thinking otherwise.  plenty of asses like that in hood night clubs.  
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: Leatherneck on November 04, 2011, 07:51:35 AM
I would undoubtedly smash that. I will point out that her pics can be hit or miss. Sometimes she looks like garbage but most of the time time I have no choice but to check her out. The ESPN magazine shoot was great.
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: CalvinH on November 04, 2011, 07:55:06 AM
I only sleep with women so I'll pass.
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: G_Thang on November 04, 2011, 07:56:07 AM
(http://cdn.mymajicdc.com/files//2009/09/venus-serena-williams-2.jpg)

 ::)

 Maybelline can't get the job done.
Title: Re: Serena Williams flees to her panic room as drug tester approaches house
Post by: b-boy on November 04, 2011, 08:08:35 AM
i would fuck serena till her pussy smoked!!!

it would have to be doggie style though  :'(