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Title: Share your Getbigger problems here
Post by: MikMaq on November 05, 2011, 04:13:15 PM
Alright as some of you know I'm living the positive life lately, although many may wish me dead, but gotta dump some negativity.

A coworker fucked off today at work for 4 hours when they got back I kinda gave em shit, turns out her mom got cancer and is dieing, while she were I gone kinda fucked my back up.

Got threatened by coke fiend, and for one of the few times in my life I feel genuinely threatened.

Found out one of my friends is now a coke fiend irony eh?

And to top it off my stepgranddad, is dieing.

On the positive side I feel pretty good.


Anyhow share your problems or bring on the negativity this thread is open ended afterall :)
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: Schnauzer on November 05, 2011, 04:15:51 PM
I ran over something on the 5, and when I checked my Mercedes it had a small scratch on it :(.
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on November 05, 2011, 04:18:28 PM
My cell phone isn't holding a charge for the entire day  :-\
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: Nirvana on November 05, 2011, 04:19:53 PM
My baby left me, my mule gone lame, lost my money in a poker game.  A wind storm came just the other day, blew the house that I lived in away.
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: 240 is Back on November 05, 2011, 04:39:35 PM
i got a little gassy... drank OJ again after not drinking it for a while.

Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: Coach is Back! on November 05, 2011, 04:43:55 PM
i got a little gassy... drank OJ again after not drinking it for a while.



Was it a conjugate visit ;D?



j/k
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: The True Adonis on November 05, 2011, 04:44:12 PM
I missed the 20 percent sale off of Chainsaws this morning.  >:(
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: BringItOn33 on November 05, 2011, 04:44:48 PM
my cable is out
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: slaveboy1980 on November 05, 2011, 04:45:37 PM
i can't decide if im gonna stick a knife or fork in my anus
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: 240 is Back on November 05, 2011, 04:52:14 PM
Joe Frazier seriously ill with liver cancer, moved to hospice care.  His problems are worse than ours.
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: 240 is Back on November 05, 2011, 04:53:04 PM
Was it a conjugate visit ;D?



j/k

he was gentle
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: Papper on November 05, 2011, 04:55:46 PM
I drink too much, have no genetics to speak of and listening to a crappy band right now with no opening to get laid
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: outby43 on November 05, 2011, 04:58:09 PM
Cannot get this body to dissolve fast enough before my parents come home from vacation.  ???
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: dr.chimps on November 05, 2011, 04:58:59 PM
I missed the 20 percent sale off of Chainsaws this morning.  >:(
Me,too. My vagina was a bit gassy.  
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: The True Adonis on November 05, 2011, 05:00:16 PM
Joe Frazier seriously ill with liver cancer, moved to hospice care.  His problems are worse than ours.
PiP Smokin` Joe.
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: el numero uno on November 05, 2011, 05:00:32 PM
My xbox's controller is broken  :(
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: The True Adonis on November 05, 2011, 05:04:17 PM
Cannot get this body to dissolve fast enough before my parents come home from vacation.  ???
Sorry, you can`t borrow the chainsaw I was supposed to get today.  :-\
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: YngiweRhoads on November 05, 2011, 05:04:39 PM
I'm working too much. Love the $$$ but I have no bloody life.
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: Borracho on November 05, 2011, 05:05:21 PM
Can't seem to come up with a witty response to your thread  :-[
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: Coach is Back! on November 05, 2011, 05:07:05 PM
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Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: makaveli25 on November 05, 2011, 05:13:09 PM
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Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: The True Adonis on November 05, 2011, 05:18:14 PM
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Good. I hate cats.
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: Hulkotron on November 05, 2011, 05:23:48 PM
i got a little gassy... drank OJ again after not drinking it for a while.



Try some PCT and remember to keep your abs tight at all times.
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: makaveli25 on November 05, 2011, 05:29:52 PM
Good. I hate cats.

Cold as ice TA
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: booty on November 05, 2011, 05:57:39 PM
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This is the aussie prime minister.   ;D
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: slaveboy1980 on November 05, 2011, 06:00:26 PM
she needs some sunblock
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: indie-lad on November 05, 2011, 06:01:19 PM
My biggest problem is a girl that I met last year. We have gotten very close in that time and have had nice long conversations on the phone and face to face about everything. We have tremendous chemistry, respect and attraction for one another and for the first time I think I found the perfect girl for me (no joke). The problem is that she is married and has a house, dog, etc. (no kids) She knows of my feelings for her and I know her's for me and if things were different we would be together. It would be great for both of us because we are so alike. I was in a serious relationship 2 years ago and after that debacle I wanted nothing to do with women, that is until I met her. But now that I found her things have been worse because she wants to be with me and I want to be with her so badly but it's never going to happen. She won't cheat on her husband and I don't want her to, we want to be more than an affair because real feelings are involved. So just recently I have been ignoring her at work (I only see her twice a week) and she called me on Thursday to find out why and I never called her back. It was devastating because I want to be with her so badly. But why would I want to put myself through this shit? Guess I'm going to be alone for a lot longer...at least I don't have to answer to anybody but man, this sucks...

Any advice? Be gentle...
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: slaveboy1980 on November 05, 2011, 06:01:42 PM
My biggest problem is a girl that I met last year. We have gotten very close in that time and have had nice long conversations on the phone and face to face about everything. We have tremendous chemistry, respect and attraction for one another and for the first time I think I found the perfect girl for me (no joke). The problem is that she is married and has a house, dog, etc. She knows of my feelings for her and I know her's for me and if things were different we would be together. It would be great for both of us because we are so alike. I was in a serious relationship 2 years ago and after that debacle I wanted nothing to do with women, that is until I met her. But now that I found her things have been worse because she wants to be with me and I want to be with her so badly but it's never going to happen. She won't cheat on her husband and I don't want her to, we want to be more than an affair because real feelings are involved. So just recently I have been ignoring her at work (I only see her twice a week) and she called me on Thursday to find out why and I never called her back. It was devastating because I want to be with her so badly. But why would I want to put myself through this shit. Guess I'm going to be alone for a lot longer...at least I don't have to answer to anybody but man, this sucks...

Any advice? Be gentle...

go fuck yourself
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: indie-lad on November 05, 2011, 06:04:52 PM
go fuck yourself

How much I've been masturbating? Believe me I have been.
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: illwill on November 05, 2011, 06:07:58 PM
All these damn eggs GH15 recommends have me shittin my pants. Constantly.
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: outby43 on November 05, 2011, 06:11:01 PM
My biggest problem is a girl that I met last year. We have gotten very close in that time and have had nice long conversations on the phone and face to face about everything. We have tremendous chemistry, respect and attraction for one another and for the first time I think I found the perfect girl for me (no joke). The problem is that she is married and has a house, dog, etc. (no kids) She knows of my feelings for her and I know her's for me and if things were different we would be together. It would be great for both of us because we are so alike. I was in a serious relationship 2 years ago and after that debacle I wanted nothing to do with women, that is until I met her. But now that I found her things have been worse because she wants to be with me and I want to be with her so badly but it's never going to happen. She won't cheat on her husband and I don't want her to, we want to be more than an affair because real feelings are involved. So just recently I have been ignoring her at work (I only see her twice a week) and she called me on Thursday to find out why and I never called her back. It was devastating because I want to be with her so badly. But why would I want to put myself through this shit? Guess I'm going to be alone for a lot longer...at least I don't have to answer to anybody but man, this sucks...

Any advice? Be gentle...

Never have "feelings" for some bitch.  EVER !!!  Nothing good can come from it.  Fuck them in the ass, take their money, and let their "hubby" worry about the dumb shit.  Grow some balls homo.
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: wes on November 05, 2011, 06:47:15 PM
My biggest current problem is that this thread, and the idiot that started it, wasted my time and I feel dumber for clicking on it!  :(
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: DK II on November 05, 2011, 06:52:13 PM
My cell phone isn't holding a charge for the entire day  :-\


 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(


Damn, that's horrible.  :o :o :o :o

I feel for you, please feel free to pm me the name of you phone so we can add it to our prayer list.
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 05, 2011, 06:52:17 PM
If you got girl problems, I feel bad for ya son....
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: DK II on November 05, 2011, 06:53:51 PM
My biggest current problem is that this thread, and the idiot that started it, wasted my time and I feel dumber for clicking on it!  :(

yes, same here.  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(


Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: Maddy on November 05, 2011, 06:54:04 PM


99 problems
and a bitch
aint one
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: deadz on November 05, 2011, 07:23:00 PM
No complaints here. It's good to be alive.
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: MikMaq on November 05, 2011, 09:20:18 PM
It gets better I might of just rolled my ankle. God bless ice.Now I can't get to work and the back is the least of my problems
 ;D
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: BIG ACH on November 05, 2011, 09:22:05 PM

I have to wait another 3 weeks to upgrade my phone on AT&T!  :'(
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: tommywishbone on November 05, 2011, 09:23:51 PM
I hate hot fucking pockets.
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: MikMaq on November 05, 2011, 09:26:05 PM
I have to wait another 3 weeks to upgrade my phone on AT&T!  :'(
Does come with a cloaking device for your giant nose.
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: BIG ACH on November 05, 2011, 09:26:53 PM
Does come with a cloaking device for your giant nose.

YES!  Thats why I'm annoyed that I have to wait 3 more weeks!!!
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: Primemuscle on November 05, 2011, 09:31:48 PM
Was it a conjugate visit ;D?
j/k

Did you mean to say conjugal?
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: Fitness4Life on November 05, 2011, 10:45:53 PM
Alright as some of you know I'm living the positive life lately, although many may wish me dead, but gotta dump some negativity.

A coworker fucked off today at work for 4 hours when they got back I kinda gave em shit, turns out her mom got cancer and is dieing, while she were I gone kinda fucked my back up.

Got threatened by coke fiend, and for one of the few times in my life I feel genuinely threatened.

Found out one of my friends is now a coke fiend irony eh?

And to top it off my stepgranddad, is dieing.

On the positive side I feel pretty good.


Anyhow share your problems or bring on the negativity this thread is open ended afterall :)

you have a shit life
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: Spicoli on November 05, 2011, 11:32:47 PM
I have to wait another 3 weeks to upgrade my phone on AT&T!  :'(

AT&T? We got a winner!
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: bike nut on November 05, 2011, 11:50:08 PM
I really want to smash the face of the guy "Bob" in the Enzyte commercial.
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: Dr Dutch on November 06, 2011, 02:16:28 AM
Lots of problems too....

I was born in a dump, my mother died, my daddy got drunk, they Left me here to die or grow
in the middle of Tobacco Road


sucks huh ?
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: freespirit on November 06, 2011, 02:24:54 AM
Cold as ice TA

He's not even a human being, hence the lack of compassion.
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: wes on November 06, 2011, 02:30:53 AM
Lots of problems too....

I was born in a dump, my mother died, my daddy got drunk, they Left me here to die or grow
in the middle of Tobacco Road

sucks huh ?

Fucking hilarious............mae e me spit out my coffee !! LOL   ;D
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: booty on November 06, 2011, 02:34:21 AM
My cat popped out 6 kittens today and one of them is quite ugly.  It's very unusual, it has black spots like a dalmatian.  I am hoping I don't have any problems with finding a home for it. 
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: WillGrant on November 06, 2011, 02:38:04 AM
 ;D

Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: gh15 on November 06, 2011, 02:40:47 AM
i forgot to feed my fish
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: Tito24 on November 06, 2011, 02:41:55 AM
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: DK II on November 06, 2011, 02:42:08 AM
i forgot to feed my fish


 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: booty on November 06, 2011, 04:10:52 AM
i forgot to feed my fish
I had a fish once but I forgot to feed it for 5 days and it died.   :-[ 
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: Borracho on November 06, 2011, 04:21:24 AM
;D



"Have a blessed day"

^That shit sounds so stupid. Serious question, where is that used?
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: MikMaq on November 06, 2011, 05:45:46 AM
you have a shit life
Well aside from the back none of this has to do with me :D
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: SUPREME BEING on November 06, 2011, 06:22:37 AM
"Have a blessed day"

^That shit sounds so stupid. Serious question, where is that used?

Black people lowest IQ, self entitled morons - seriously can't even string a sentence together. Worst people on earth, just too dumb for civilized society.
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: BiGHer on November 06, 2011, 10:28:02 AM
My cat popped out 6 kittens today and one of them is quite ugly.  It's very unusual, it has black spots like a dalmatian.  I am hoping I don't have any problems with finding a home for it. 

Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: devilsmile on November 06, 2011, 10:33:34 AM
Alright as some of you know I'm living the positive life lately, although many may wish me dead, but gotta dump some negativity.

A coworker fucked off today at work for 4 hours when they got back I kinda gave em shit, turns out her mom got cancer and is dieing, while she were I gone kinda fucked my back up.

Got threatened by coke fiend, and for one of the few times in my life I feel genuinely threatened.

Found out one of my friends is now a coke fiend irony eh?

And to top it off my stepgranddad, is dieing.

On the positive side I feel pretty good.

Anyhow share your problems or bring on the negativity this thread is open ended afterall :)

sigh.... I know how you feel bro   :P ;D
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: Fallsview on November 06, 2011, 12:44:03 PM
LED lights suck....they don't burn out, the cord shorts out so the whole line is junk.  Just went through $400 dollars of Christmas lights and I'm really getting sick and tired of spending the money every year to buy new lights.  These damn lights only are used 2 months out of the year and they can't make it through a season.  What I find humorous is they give you bulbs with the lines but I have never used them because that isn't the damn problem. 

I have a $89.99 moose I had to toss because I already strung new lights on it two times and decided to forget it.

$79.99 deer that I tossed because the head is no longer lighting up...screw it.

$29.99 doe I smashed because the damn thing is completely dead.

Not to mention all $400 of lines.....

LED LIGHTS SUCK,  REGULAR LIGHTS ARE BETTER.




STAY POSITIVE............
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: _bruce_ on November 06, 2011, 01:56:54 PM


Love them when they are that young. Take good care of her.
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: Dr Dutch on November 06, 2011, 01:58:03 PM
I had a fish once but I forgot to feed it for 5 days and it died.   :-[ 
Shame on you Booty. I got angel fish and protect them with my life..... ;)
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: Primemuscle on November 06, 2011, 02:11:01 PM
I just checked my Powerball numbers and I didn't win the $240 mil. Now I am really pissed off!
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: booty on November 06, 2011, 03:42:38 PM
Shame on you Booty. I got angel fish and protect them with my life..... ;)
Well it was one of those nasty fish, that kills and has to be alone all its life.  I think it was a getbig fish.   ;D
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: booty on November 06, 2011, 03:52:05 PM

Awwwwww cute.   :-*
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: MikMaq on November 06, 2011, 07:52:27 PM
LED lights suck....they don't burn out, the cord shorts out so the whole line is junk.  Just went through $400 dollars of Christmas lights and I'm really getting sick and tired of spending the money every year to buy new lights.  These damn lights only are used 2 months out of the year and they can't make it through a season.  What I find humorous is they give you bulbs with the lines but I have never used them because that isn't the damn problem. 

I have a $89.99 moose I had to toss because I already strung new lights on it two times and decided to forget it.

$79.99 deer that I tossed because the head is no longer lighting up...screw it.

$29.99 doe I smashed because the damn thing is completely dead.

Not to mention all $400 of lines.....

LED LIGHTS SUCK,  REGULAR LIGHTS ARE BETTER.




STAY POSITIVE............
Thanks dude I needed that, if your life is so desolate and empty you waste time and money on outdoor christmas lights I feel real pitty for you even if your just alex's gimmick.
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: booty on November 06, 2011, 09:35:35 PM
One day old kittens.   ;D

(http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g285/asculptbooty/DSC02833.jpg)

(http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g285/asculptbooty/DSC02829.jpg)
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: dyslexic on November 06, 2011, 11:53:26 PM
My cat popped out 6 kittens today and one of them is quite ugly.  It's very unusual, it has black spots like a dalmatian.  I am hoping I don't have any problems with finding a home for it. 

Call the fire department. You know they like to rescue cats AND they love Dalmations.... ;D
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: booty on November 07, 2011, 12:27:22 AM
Call the fire department. You know they like to rescue cats AND they love Dalmations.... ;D
The little Dalamation one wants to suck on her 24/7 and screams when it can't.  I think she is exhausted already. 
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: Spicoli on November 07, 2011, 02:29:02 AM
Pics are awsume booty.
that dalmation will be the first to get a home.
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: Dr Dutch on November 07, 2011, 03:06:28 AM
Terrific these kitten... :D
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: Domthemilky on November 07, 2011, 03:12:38 AM
I have to wait till tommorow for cod to come out for xbox :< and I have a feeling my pre-order from amazon won't turn up on time.

Also I ate too much pizza last night and can't stop farting  :-\
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: booty on November 07, 2011, 04:05:56 AM
Pics are awsume booty.
that dalmation will be the first to get a home.
Thank you and yes I think you might be right.   :)
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: booty on November 07, 2011, 04:08:32 AM
Terrific these kitten... :D

(http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g285/asculptbooty/DSC02838.jpg)
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: slicksta on November 07, 2011, 04:55:41 AM
Pics are awsume booty.
that dalmation will be the first to get a home.

theses days, i will take any pussy that will have me  :'(
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: booty on November 07, 2011, 05:50:32 AM
theses days, i will take any pussy that will have me  :'(

Good to hear because I need homes for these little bundles of fluff.   :D
Title: Re: Share your problems
Post by: CalvinH on November 07, 2011, 07:47:15 AM
I ran out of vodka Saturday night :'(
Title: Getbigger Problems
Post by: Hulkotron on November 07, 2011, 09:05:06 AM
Getbigger Problems:

- Itchy bump on ass
- Penis too big
- Concorde jet fuel too expensive
- Not enough weights in the gym

Please add to this list as you see fit.
Title: Re: Getbigger Problems
Post by: sync pulse on November 07, 2011, 09:07:04 AM
Medical Insurance is $652.00 a month.
Title: Re: Getbigger Problems
Post by: dyslexic on November 07, 2011, 09:09:02 AM
Models and movie stars won't stop blowing up the cell phone...


The mansion is too small and the chauffer is always smokin dope
Title: Re: Getbigger Problems
Post by: Mr Nobody on November 07, 2011, 09:12:49 AM
Models and movie stars won't stop blowing up the cell phone...


The mansion is too small and the chauffer is always smokin dope
Spot on.
Title: Re: Getbigger Problems
Post by: Nomad on November 07, 2011, 09:15:10 AM
"There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it."
Title: Re: Getbigger Problems
Post by: MORTALCOIL on November 07, 2011, 09:16:17 AM
A real getbigger never knows his problems. He has a staff to deal with them before he gets to know.
Title: Re: Getbigger Problems
Post by: the trainer on November 07, 2011, 09:28:08 AM
I am tired of everybody kissing my ass and telling me how much of a alpha male i am why dont they just leave me alone.
Title: Re: Getbigger Problems
Post by: Tito24 on November 07, 2011, 09:38:17 AM
ron is dealing with our problems
Title: Re: Getbigger Problems
Post by: dyslexic on November 07, 2011, 11:46:47 AM
ron is dealing with our problems


Actually, he is.


I think the easiest solution for us most times is to just hit the "delete" button...
Title: Re: Share your Getbigger problems here
Post by: MikMaq on November 07, 2011, 03:29:07 PM
So it gets better today my other boss tried to kill himself, been waiting to post in this shift this whole fucking day.
 ???
Title: Re: Share your Getbigger problems here
Post by: Tapeworm on November 08, 2011, 10:34:29 AM
Paperwork is for pencilpushers.  >:(
Title: Re: Share your Getbigger problems here
Post by: Mr Nobody on November 08, 2011, 10:37:15 AM
So it gets better today my other boss tried to kill himself, been waiting to post in this shift this whole fucking day.
 ???
What was the method he used?
Title: Re: Share your Getbigger problems here
Post by: JBGRAY on November 08, 2011, 10:41:38 AM
Got thrown on my face by cops with guns drawn on me, cuffed, and tossed in the back of a squad car.  They then apologized and let me go because I matched a description of someone they were after.  I was a bit shaken up, as it was my first time ever being arrested  :D
Title: Re: Share your Getbigger problems here
Post by: ChopperRider on November 08, 2011, 10:50:35 AM
Got thrown on my face by cops with guns drawn on me, cuffed, and tossed in the back of a squad car.  They then apologized and let me go because I matched a description of someone they were after.  I was a bit shaken up, as it was my first time ever being arrested  :D

The year's '94 and my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law
I got two choices y'all pull over the car or (hmmm)
Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jay.
Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case
So I...pull over to the side of the road
I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low?
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?
"Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' "
"Liscense and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"
I ain't steppin out of shit all my paper's legit
"Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?"
"Or somebody important or somethin'?"
Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come"
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me.....

Title: Re: Share your Getbigger problems here
Post by: Hulkotron on November 08, 2011, 11:30:41 AM
My legs are too strong from walking and consequently I have nothing to do on my "leg day" in the gym.
Title: Re: Share your Getbigger problems here
Post by: Raymondo on November 08, 2011, 11:33:33 AM
Getbigger can't go to work in the morning because he can't decide whether to drive the SUV or the Porsche