Getbig.com: American Bodybuilding, Fitness and Figure

Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Wiggs on November 08, 2011, 05:44:45 PM

Title: Choose your own Adventure...
Post by: Wiggs on November 08, 2011, 05:44:45 PM
It's Tuesday night and you're in Vegas...you're a local, single, money in pocket and automobile.
Keep in mind you're born and raise so no tourist stuff.
Go...
Title: Re: Choose your own Adventure...
Post by: The Ugly on November 08, 2011, 05:47:27 PM
Eight ball and whores.
Title: Re: Choose your own Adventure...
Post by: The True Adonis on November 08, 2011, 05:47:54 PM
It's Tuesday night and you're in Vegas...you're a local, single, money in pocket and automobile.
Keep in mind you're born and raise so no tourist stuff.
Go...
I choose to go rent a Monster Truck and go to the nearest Ferrari dealership and crush every car I see and then hand them a check for all of the damage.  How awesome would that be?  Especially if you Youtubed it.  Instant front page.
Title: Re: Choose your own Adventure...
Post by: Wiggs on November 08, 2011, 05:49:44 PM
Eight ball and whores.

lol...those days are done..lol
Title: Re: Choose your own Adventure...
Post by: Wiggs on November 08, 2011, 05:50:32 PM
I choose to go rent a Monster Truck and go to the nearest Ferrari dealership and crush every car I see and then hand them a check for all of the damage.  How awesome would that be?  Especially if you Youtubed it.  Instant front page.

lmao..that would be epic...
Title: Re: Choose your own Adventure...
Post by: The True Adonis on November 08, 2011, 05:52:06 PM
lmao..that would be epic...
I don`t understand why a billionaire would not do this, just for the epic Lolz.  Not even tell anyone, just show up with the Monster Truck and rev its engine and then start the Mayhem and capture it all.  It would be one of the most amusing things ever.
Title: Re: Choose your own Adventure...
Post by: The.Giant on November 08, 2011, 06:09:36 PM
2 chicks at the same time.
Title: Re: Choose your own Adventure...
Post by: bradistani on November 08, 2011, 06:17:19 PM
man, vegas ! we've got nothing even fucking remotely close. seriously, NOTHING!!!

blackpool  ::)

(http://visitbritainnordic.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/blackpool-illuminations.jpg)
Title: Re: Choose your own Adventure...
Post by: doozejooze on November 08, 2011, 06:32:31 PM
Hire a dude to lose at bloody knuckles at a strip club. Reap the putative benefits. Make a dinner reservation and then cancel it in Spanish. Sell life insurance at a mosque. And for the finale, wear a wiggs for president shirt to a Cirque show and square dance in the aisles with an epileptic.   

 Or get lit and buy cheesecake at the Southpointe Deli.
Title: Re: Choose your own Adventure...
Post by: The Ugly on November 08, 2011, 06:43:06 PM
Make a dinner reservation and then cancel it in Spanish.

Yes, I forgot about this.
Title: Re: Choose your own Adventure...
Post by: doozejooze on November 08, 2011, 07:03:38 PM
Sing a Benzino song at Karaoke. Order a steak and go vegan while waiting. Ask a Canadian to marry for a Visa so u can smuggle prohibited porn titles. Declare urself 1/32 Choctaw when u when at touch easy Keno to avoid taxes. Get a shark skin suit and sell raffle tickets to work as a Pit Boss . Hook up with Wiggs and destroy a Kloe Kardashian impersonator's seat meat.

Get lit and order carrot cake from Southpointe deli.
Title: Re: Choose your own Adventure...
Post by: makaveli25 on November 08, 2011, 07:26:53 PM
Get about 3-4 plumpers a nice big hotel room with an amazing Jacuzzi some booze and sex toys and lots of Viagra.
Title: Re: Choose your own Adventure...
Post by: kiwiol on November 08, 2011, 07:41:46 PM
Put on my sleeveless flannel shirt, cut off Daisy dukes, Timberland shoes, Parillo belt and my AnimalPak do rag and go train hamstrings in the gym. Then come back home, eat my plain baked chicken breasts and brown rice while posting on Getbig about why Dorian is better than Ronnie, while sipping on water from my gallon jug.

Then set the alarm to go off in 3 hours for my next meal so I won't go catabolic and swallow a handful of BCAAs for GH release while I take a nap to recover from my workout.

I live life on the edge 8)
Title: Re: Choose your own Adventure...
Post by: wes on November 08, 2011, 07:44:15 PM
Put on my sleeveless flannel T shirt, cut off Daisy dukes, Timberland shoes, Parillo belt and my AnimalPak do rag and go train hamstrings in the gym. Then come back home, eat my plain baked chicken breasts and brown rice while posting on Getbig about why Dorian is better than Ronnie, while sipping on water from my gallon jug.

Then set the alarm to go off in 3 hours for my next meal so I won't go catabolic and swallow a handful of BCAAs for GH release while I take a nap to recover from my workout.

I live life on the edge 8)
\
Just another day in the life of all getbiggers!!  :)
Title: Re: Choose your own Adventure...
Post by: makaveli25 on November 08, 2011, 07:45:44 PM
Put on my sleeveless flannel T shirt, cut off Daisy dukes, Timberland shoes, Parillo belt and my AnimalPak do rag and go train hamstrings in the gym. Then come back home, eat my plain baked chicken breasts and brown rice while posting on Getbig about why Dorian is better than Ronnie, while sipping on water from my gallon jug.

Then set the alarm to go off in 3 hours for my next meal so I won't go catabolic and swallow a handful of BCAAs for GH release while I take a nap to recover from my workout.

I live life on the edge 8)

 ;D
Title: Re: Choose your own Adventure...
Post by: JBGRAY on November 08, 2011, 10:31:55 PM
Go out begging for change on the street corner with witty writing on a piece of cardboard.
Title: Re: Choose your own Adventure...
Post by: Max B on November 08, 2011, 10:57:10 PM
Put on my sleeveless flannel shirt, cut off Daisy dukes, Timberland shoes, Parillo belt and my AnimalPak do rag and go train hamstrings in the gym. Then come back home, eat my plain baked chicken breasts and brown rice while posting on Getbig about why Dorian is better than Ronnie, while sipping on water from my gallon jug.

Then set the alarm to go off in 3 hours for my next meal so I won't go catabolic and swallow a handful of BCAAs for GH release while I take a nap to recover from my workout.

I live life on the edge 8)

There was this tool at the gym i used to train at that did that exact same thing. Prob in his mid 40s and his belt said captain kirk  ::) some people really have no idea how fucking gay they look
Title: Re: Choose your own Adventure...
Post by: Max B on November 08, 2011, 10:59:08 PM
I don`t understand why a billionaire would not do this, just for the epic Lolz.  Not even tell anyone, just show up with the Monster Truck and rev its engine and then start the Mayhem and capture it all.  It would be one of the most amusing things ever.

Uh maybe because you would probably get locked up and be on the front page of the newspapers as the biggest douche ever and everyone would hate you and your reputation would be ruined.
Title: Re: Choose your own Adventure...
Post by: stuntmovie on November 09, 2011, 12:24:05 AM
Serve as Best Man and Ring Bearer for wedding party while jumping off the Stratosphere  Tower dressed  as Elvis.
Title: Re: Choose your own Adventure...
Post by: Xerxes on November 09, 2011, 12:29:14 AM
Masturbate and cry myself to sleep
Title: Re: Choose your own Adventure...
Post by: Dr Dutch on November 09, 2011, 12:54:48 AM
Visit Jay Cutler and tell him he's boring. Then run away..
Title: Re: Choose your own Adventure...
Post by: Parker on November 09, 2011, 12:55:23 AM
Shut off the electricity to the whole city so none of you or the city can have any fun (electricity for the hospitals and police depts would be kept on).
Title: Re: Choose your own Adventure...
Post by: WillGrant on November 09, 2011, 02:15:49 AM
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldqwthiY5C1qdks1uo1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Choose your own Adventure...
Post by: CalvinH on November 09, 2011, 07:31:17 AM
Masturbate and cry myself to sleep




Isn't that like every night for you ???
Title: Re: Choose your own Adventure...
Post by: dr.chimps on November 09, 2011, 07:32:17 AM
I choose to go rent a Monster Truck and go to the nearest Ferrari dealership and crush every car I see and then hand them a check for all of the damage.  How awesome would that be?  Especially if you Youtubed it.  Instant front page.
Someone's watched 'Roadhouse.'
Title: Re: Choose your own Adventure...
Post by: Man of Steel on November 09, 2011, 08:36:02 AM
It's Tuesday night and you're in Vegas...you're a local, single, money in pocket and automobile.
Keep in mind you're born and raise so no tourist stuff.
Go...

Rent gorgeous hotel room complete with full body mirror.  Strip off street clothes until completely naked.  Ask room service to deliver large bottle of body oil.  Apply oil head to toe after delivery.  Carefully step into bedazzled thong.  Set perfect mood lighting by mirror.  Hit muscle poses alone until sunrise.
Title: Re: Choose your own Adventure...
Post by: jaejonna on November 09, 2011, 08:45:17 AM
How about go to the gym ?
Title: Re: Choose your own Adventure...
Post by: kiwiol on November 09, 2011, 08:52:15 AM
Rent gorgeous hotel room complete with full body mirror.  Strip off street clothes until completely naked.  Ask room service to deliver large bottle of body oil.  Apply oil head to toe after delivery.  Carefully step into bedazzled thong.  Set perfect mood lighting by mirror.  Hit muscle poses alone until sunrise.

Between this and my post, we've got a pro's entire day mapped out ;D
Title: Re: Choose your own Adventure...
Post by: Galvatron on November 09, 2011, 08:54:53 AM
It's Tuesday night and you're in Vegas...you're a local, single, money in pocket and automobile.
Keep in mind you're born and raise so no tourist stuff.
Go...

go find  a gym,workout, inject insulin eat carbs go home and inject more, watch TV and eat pie filling, inject, take pain pills and stay all up night playing playstation, pause game to inject and then continue playing