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Title: Talked with my female co worker about her new training :roll fucking eyes
Post by: Stark on November 11, 2011, 08:53:45 AM
So...

My new co worker - female - this is how the discussion went and I swear this is true...

She: So... I hear you like to workout
Me: Yeah its a good way to stay in shape :)
She: Yeah, I have joined the gym yesterday ... personal trainer.... yapapapap etc.etc.
Me: Great!!
She: Yes, I don't want to get big just tone up ::) - (wait it gets better).
She: He "evaluated" my body and said my arms are too strong ::) (Inside I am fucking dying right now but I keep smiling)
Me: Really?
She: Yes, so I will not do much for my arms (laughs)

Next day...

She (on the breakfast table) make kinda arm movements like she is in pain
Me: Are you alright?
She: Yeah had my first session with my personal trainer yesterday and now my arm hurts.
Me: Oh.. what were you doing?
She: (Doesn't know the excersise by name of course) We did this one....
Me: Hammercurls
She: Yeah...than we did this one...
Me: Tricep extensions
She: Yeah... and last we did this one
Me: oh gee concentration curls?


So the trainer said her arms are too big but the first day they hit arms??!?!?!?!?!?!?

My face when I walked off the table...

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Title: Re: Talked with my female co worker about her new training :roll fucking eyes
Post by: VY_BUFF on November 11, 2011, 09:01:11 AM
Take gun.
Put gun in mouth.
Pull trigger.
Make rage go away.
Title: Re: Talked with my female co worker about her new training :roll fucking eyes
Post by: Stark on November 11, 2011, 09:02:35 AM
Take gun.
Put gun in mouth.
Pull trigger.
Make rage go away.

Instead...

Go outside - beat a homeless person senseless = win win no?
Title: Re: Talked with my female co worker about her new training :roll fucking eyes
Post by: VY_BUFF on November 11, 2011, 09:04:26 AM
Haha
you don't need to hit the homeless...

Winter is the reset button for the derelict.
Title: Re: Talked with my female co worker about her new training :roll fucking eyes
Post by: TruthHurts on November 11, 2011, 09:10:17 AM
So...

My new co worker - female - this is how the discussion went and I swear this is true...

She: So... I hear you like to workout
Me: Yeah its a good way to stay in shape :)
She: Yeah, I have joined the gym yesterday ... personal trainer.... yapapapap etc.etc.
Me: Great!!
She: Yes, I don't want to get big just tone up ::) - (wait it gets better).
She: He "evaluated" my body and said my arms are too strong ::) (Inside I am fucking dying right now but I keep smiling)
Me: Really?
She: Yes, so I will not do much for my arms (laughs)

Next day...

She (on the breakfast table) make kinda arm movements like she is in pain
Me: Are you alright?
She: Yeah had my first session with my personal trainer yesterday and now my arm hurts.
Me: Oh.. what were you doing?
She: (Doesn't know the excersise by name of course) We did this one....
Me: Hammercurls
She: Yeah...than we did this one...
Me: Tricep extensions
She: Yeah... and last we did this one
Me: oh gee concentration curls?


So the trainer said her arms are too big but the first day they hit arms??!?!?!?!?!?!?

My face when I walked off the table...

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I notice she doesn't say "I see you like to workout".
Title: Re: Talked with my female co worker about her new training :roll fucking eyes
Post by: Swede! on November 11, 2011, 09:12:22 AM
She (on the breakfast table) make kinda arm movements like she is in pain
Me: Are you alright?


Son. I am disappoint.
Title: Re: Talked with my female co worker about her new training :roll fucking eyes
Post by: Stark on November 11, 2011, 09:18:11 AM
I notice she doesn't say "I see you like to workout".

no she didn't but she said a few days earlier - I wouldn't want all your muscle ;)


Now, does that make you feel better pumpkin?

Haha
you don't need to hit the homeless...

Winter is the reset button for the derelict.


ROFL ;D
Title: Re: Talked with my female co worker about her new training :roll fucking eyes
Post by: Dr Dutch on November 11, 2011, 10:53:39 AM
This thread has cost me a precious minute of my life, I will never get that minute back.... >:(
Title: Re: Talked with my female co worker about her new training :roll fucking eyes
Post by: _bruce_ on November 11, 2011, 11:12:55 AM
Son. I am disappoint.

Hahaha - x2... that one stuck out like a sore thumb.
Title: Re: Talked with my female co worker about her new training :roll fucking eyes
Post by: L.L on November 11, 2011, 11:20:18 AM
shane on you for actually having a combo with a female if hitting that ass wasnt in the plans.
Title: Re: Talked with my female co worker about her new training :roll fucking eyes
Post by: BIG_STI on November 11, 2011, 11:22:53 AM
So...

My new co worker - female - this is how the discussion went and I swear this is true...

She: So... I hear you like to workout
Me: Yeah its a good way to stay in shape :)
She: Yeah, I have joined the gym yesterday ... personal trainer.... yapapapap etc.etc.
Me: Great!!
She: Yes, I don't want to get big just tone up ::) - (wait it gets better).
She: He "evaluated" my body and said my arms are too strong ::) (Inside I am fucking dying right now but I keep smiling)
Me: Really?
She: Yes, so I will not do much for my arms (laughs)

Next day...

She (on the breakfast table) make kinda arm movements like she is in pain
Me: Are you alright?
She: Yeah had my first session with my personal trainer yesterday and now my arm hurts.
Me: Oh.. what were you doing?
She: (Doesn't know the excersise by name of course) We did this one....
Me: Hammercurls
She: Yeah...than we did this one...
Me: Tricep extensions
She: Yeah... and last we did this one
Me: oh gee concentration curls?


So the trainer said her arms are too big but the first day they hit arms??!?!?!?!?!?!?

My face when I walked off the table...

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You've never touched a weight in your life, quit making these BS threads up
Title: Re: Talked with my female co worker about her new training :roll fucking eyes
Post by: Princess L on November 11, 2011, 11:27:47 AM
So...

My new co worker - female - this is how the discussion went and I swear this is true...

She: So... I hear you like to workout
Me: Yeah its a good way to stay in shape :)
She: Yeah, I have joined the gym yesterday ... personal trainer.... yapapapap etc.etc.
Me: Great!!
She: Yes, I don't want to get big just tone up ::) - (wait it gets better).
She: He "evaluated" my body and said my arms are too strong ::) (Inside I am fucking dying right now but I keep smiling)
Me: Really?
She: Yes, so I will not do much for my arms (laughs)

Next day...

She (on the breakfast table) make kinda arm movements like she is in pain
Me: Are you alright?
She: Yeah had my first session with my personal trainer yesterday and now my arm hurts.
Me: Oh.. what were you doing?
She: (Doesn't know the excersise by name of course) We did this one....
Me: Hammercurls
She: Yeah...than we did this one...
Me: Tricep extensions
She: Yeah... and last we did this one
Me: oh gee concentration curls?


So the trainer said her arms are too big but the first day they hit arms??!?!?!?!?!?!?


Give her credit for attempting to do something, which is more than most of the American population.  Of course she's clueless, but everyone has to start somewhere.

Might want to suggest she get a different trainer ~ they sound like the clueless one  ::)
Title: Re: Talked with my female co worker about her new training :roll fucking eyes
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on November 11, 2011, 12:26:51 PM
I notice she doesn't say "I see you like to workout".

lolz
Title: Re: Talked with my female co worker about her new training :roll fucking eyes
Post by: Marty Champions on November 11, 2011, 02:00:15 PM
INCREDIBLE post, UNBELEIVABLE how you PWNED that woman  ::)
Title: Re: Talked with my female co worker about her new training :roll fucking eyes
Post by: Borracho on November 11, 2011, 02:13:10 PM
I don't get it