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Title: cats need not exist
Post by: apply85 on November 14, 2011, 03:35:04 PM
animals that hump kids, that jump on kids, piss me off. the kid jumps on it and it should take it because it's there to please the kid and the kid is the animal's god. I think dogs belong outside to be honest, and cats don't belong anywhere, why the fuck do they exist, they don't even do what you tell them to do, and half of everyone has an allergy to cats... really they shouldn't exist, and if I ever get to power they will all be assassinated, and people will complain for 1 week then go on with life because like I said cats should not exist, there is no need for them

this is my response to whoever was the pussy who questioned my lack of affection for animals in that other thread that got deleted
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 14, 2011, 03:42:22 PM
You should see the 6 kittens Tabatha gave birth to last week.  They are so adorable.  I can't wait until they are running around and jumping all over me.   ;D 
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 14, 2011, 03:43:01 PM
Without cats, TrueAdonis would be petless
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: biff on November 14, 2011, 03:43:30 PM
we'd be overrun by mice!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: apply85 on November 14, 2011, 03:49:13 PM
You should see the 6 kittens Tabatha gave birth to last week.  They are so adorable.  I can't wait until they are running around and jumping all over me.   ;D 

I promise it will be quick and painless
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 14, 2011, 03:50:38 PM
we'd be overrun by mice!!!!!!!!!
True. 
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Borracho on November 14, 2011, 03:51:29 PM
someones got issues
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: apply85 on November 14, 2011, 03:51:52 PM
mice are good.. I approve of mice
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Nails on November 14, 2011, 03:52:29 PM
You should see the 6 kittens Tabatha gave birth to last week.  They are so adorable.  I can't wait until they are running around and jumping all over me.   ;D 


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Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: seCrawler on November 14, 2011, 04:03:09 PM
Cats were the pets of Kings.

Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: johnnynoname on November 14, 2011, 04:04:53 PM
You should see the 6 kittens Tabatha gave birth to last week.  They are so adorable.  I can't wait until they are running around and jumping all over me.   ;D 

why you got to make everything about you

Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: flinstones1 on November 14, 2011, 04:09:51 PM
Cats suck.

Dogs are amazing. If I could afford one I would, I lost a dog who was very, very close with me as I grew up with him since I was 7 years old and it was hard when we lost him. Beautiful lab he looked like a polar bear. Whenever my dad would kiss my mom  he would always start growling lol..very very protective. Died from a rattlesnake unfortunately :-\
 
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 14, 2011, 04:10:38 PM
why you got to make everything about you


How am I?  I simply posted about the 6 adorable kittens my cat recently gave birth to. 
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 14, 2011, 04:11:23 PM

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/untitled1.gif?w=299&h=200)
;D  I'll be finding homes for the kittens.  I can't keep them. 
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 14, 2011, 04:13:31 PM
Cats suck.

Dogs are amazing. If I could afford one I would, I lost a dog who was very, very close with me as I grew up with him since I was 7 years old and it was hard when we lost him. Beautiful lab he looked like a polar bear almost.

 
Dogs are definitely alot more loyal.  Cats are very independant and will use you.  However, both have their place and are enjoyable as pets. 
Sorry for your loss btw.   :(
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: makaveli25 on November 14, 2011, 04:14:59 PM
Dogs are the shit if you raise them right. When I was growing up we had boxers they were awesome I could wrestle him and beat on him all day and he would never hurt me. Once in awhile he would put me in my place but never ever bit me. His name was Rocky.
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 14, 2011, 04:16:14 PM
Dogs are the shit if you raise them right. When I was growing up we had boxers they were awesome I could wrestle him and beat on him all day and he would never hurt me. Once in awhile he would put me in my place but never ever bit me. His name was Rocky.
I definitely think it's how you raise them.  Dogs cannot be vicious unless the owner makes them that way. 
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: apply85 on November 14, 2011, 04:16:57 PM
how can a dog be fucking amazing, they herd sheeps, they lead the blind, what else, any human can do this shit... they have their jobs to do so they are allowed to live, cats have no jobs so they skinned, gutted, deboned, chopped, seasoned properly and then they go in the wok until there is no more of them. farming cats for food is allowed. the cats will be herded and told what to do by dogs ironically enough, my little way of saying fuck you before they end up in cat hell
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: flinstones1 on November 14, 2011, 04:18:50 PM
I would be willing to bet that you have never had a dog bro...Trust me I have seen numerous times wife brings home dog and dad says he hates dogs and does not want it... but ends up liking the dog more than anyone. Many times!
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: berblexer on November 14, 2011, 04:19:51 PM
you need not exist
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: apply85 on November 14, 2011, 04:20:07 PM
brings home dog... no, dog stays outside, new rule
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: YngiweRhoads on November 14, 2011, 04:20:30 PM
No animal sucks. Only people suck.
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 14, 2011, 04:24:13 PM
No animal sucks. Only people suck.
True, animals are all beautiful and never go out of their way to hurt others on purpose like humans do. 
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Nails on November 14, 2011, 04:27:04 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/TLRkZeXzDwI/AAAAAAABqwM/JEC3JuSi_z4/s1600/pet_kangaroo_21.jpg)
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: makaveli25 on November 14, 2011, 04:28:48 PM
Dogs are awesome they're like part of the family. When I come home to visit my family they can tell I'm coming home they get excited. I think they hear my parents talking about me. We have a parking lot for the restaurant they don't bark at any of the other cars but they know the sound of the families suvs. They're unbelievably smart.
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: apply85 on November 14, 2011, 04:29:54 PM
if the are already outside they dont even need to bark at suv they see you coming, problem solved
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 14, 2011, 04:31:21 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/TLRkZeXzDwI/AAAAAAABqwM/JEC3JuSi_z4/s1600/pet_kangaroo_21.jpg)
That's too cute.   ;D  Roos can very tame actually.  There's quite a few of them that live at Cape Hillsborough which is right next to the beach.  And these roos have grown up around people for many generations.  They are so tame, that I once touched a joey in the mothers pouch.  She just kept eating grass while I petted her joey.  Mind you she did look pissed and I thought she was going to hit me.   ;D
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: apply85 on November 14, 2011, 04:33:57 PM
another rule, can not fucking touch joey while he's in his mother's pouch unless you let mother touch joey in your pouch
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 14, 2011, 04:35:38 PM
another rule, can not fucking touch joey while he's in his mother's pouch unless you let mother touch joey in your pouch
The joey got a fright.   :(  I felt bad then. 
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Borracho on November 14, 2011, 04:38:36 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_clW92NzmFvI/TFRRQbrsg6I/AAAAAAAAD8g/Gr91SYY7D50/s1600/sea-kitten.jpg)

Religion of Peas  ::)
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Parker on November 14, 2011, 04:39:14 PM
Cats suck.

Dogs are amazing. If I could afford one I would, I lost a dog who was very, very close with me as I grew up with him since I was 7 years old and it was hard when we lost him. Beautiful lab he looked like a polar bear. Whenever my dad would kiss my mom  he would always start growling lol..very very protective. Died from a rattlesnake unfortunately :-\
 
You should of had a mongoose...he'd be alive...and would have dispathced the snake.

And snakes are awesome!
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: wes on November 14, 2011, 04:42:33 PM
animals that hump kids, that jump on kids, piss me off. the kid jumps on it and it should take it because it's there to please the kid and the kid is the animal's god. I think dogs belong outside to be honest, and cats don't belong anywhere, why the fuck do they exist, they don't even do what you tell them to do, and half of everyone has an allergy to cats... really they shouldn't exist, and if I ever get to power they will all be assassinated, and people will complain for 1 week then go on with life because like I said cats should not exist, there is no need for them

this is my response to whoever was the pussy who questioned my lack of affection for animals in that other thread that got deleted
That would be me,thanks I love you too!  :)
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on November 14, 2011, 04:45:57 PM
Cats are some of the most independent animals on the planet. Let a domesticated cat go into the wild and it will find a way to survive. Any man/woman/child who doesn't like cats will in a lot of cases be extremely self absorbed.
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on November 14, 2011, 04:48:47 PM
No animal sucks. Only people suck.

This
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: apply85 on November 14, 2011, 04:49:39 PM
I like that you stand up 4 cats and imply they need not be killed because if they are let go into the wild that's enough, very chivolrous of you but no, they must die, and I'm sure rebellious cat sympathizers will attempt to save their animals by letting them free into the forest, but there will be dogs waiting for them trained to hunt and kill cats. your loyalty is noted
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: wes on November 14, 2011, 04:51:12 PM
I like that you stand up cats and imply they need not be killed because if they are let go into the wild that's enough, very chivolrous of you but no, they must die, and I'm sure rebellious cat sympathizers will attempt to let their save their animals by letting them free into the forest, but there will be dogs waiting for them trained to hunt and kill cats. your loyalty is noted
Don`t you have a novel to pen ?
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: PJim on November 14, 2011, 04:52:56 PM
Ridiculous thread.
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 14, 2011, 04:53:58 PM
I like that you stand up cats and imply they need not be killed because if they are let go into the wild that's enough, very chivolrous of you but no, they must die, and I'm sure rebellious cat sympathizers will attempt to let their save their animals by letting them free into the forest, but there will be dogs waiting for them trained to hunt and kill cats. your loyalty is noted
Why do they have to die, just because you don't like them?   ???  It doesn't make any sense.  All creatures need to be able to exist together on this planet and humans are the worst.  
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: wes on November 14, 2011, 04:54:30 PM
Ridiculous thread.
Quite!
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: PJim on November 14, 2011, 04:54:42 PM
Cats are some of the most independent animals on the planet. Let a domesticated cat go into the wild and it will find a way to survive. Any man/woman/child who doesn't like cats will in a lot of cases be extremely self absorbed.

Excellent fucking post.
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: apply85 on November 14, 2011, 04:56:05 PM
Why do they have to die,  

they are on my list
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 14, 2011, 04:59:30 PM
they are on my list
So basically you think that because you don't like them, they should die?  You are an example of why humans are the worst creatures on earth. 
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Borracho on November 14, 2011, 05:01:21 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gfXupHOEhH0/TMB9GvsZT5I/AAAAAAAASZY/v8pl1T4NLDE/s640/Kitten-and-Puppy.jpg)
(http://www.justgoodwallpaper.com/wallpapers/kittens__puppies_02_05_ccnan-1024x768.jpg)
(http://www.innocentenglish.com/cute-animals/cute-baby-kittens-puppies-img/cute-puppy-kitty-cuddling-pic52.jpg)

Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 14, 2011, 05:02:32 PM
Omg, that last pic is so beautiful. 
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: wes on November 14, 2011, 05:03:59 PM
I have quite a few cats that live in my barn,plus 3 dogs that I love more than most people I meet these days.

Animals are cool.
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: apply85 on November 14, 2011, 05:07:03 PM
cats will not save you when I take vengeance on you for defending them... the cats will not save you, they will lick your plastic boobie implants which will be all that remains, then they will beg for mercy like the cowards they are... but I will not cease, no no I will not cease

(http://images.wikia.com/simpsons/images/6/6a/Mr_Burns_evil.gif)
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: apply85 on November 14, 2011, 05:07:46 PM
I have quite a few cats that live in my barn,plus 3 dogs that I love more than most people I meet these days.

Animals are cool.

if u like ur barn u will cleanse if of any trace of cats
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: biff on November 14, 2011, 05:26:39 PM
You should of had a mongoose...he'd be alive...and would have dispathced the snake.

And snakes are awesome!

truly, valiant beast

Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on November 14, 2011, 05:34:24 PM
truly, valiant beast




That cartoon was awesome back in the day. Mongooses are no joke. But they are no honey badger.
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: SF1900 on November 14, 2011, 05:42:25 PM
TOO DAMN CUTE!!

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Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: stuntmovie on November 14, 2011, 05:44:51 PM
Habu / Mongoose fights were very popular in Okinawa once. Any updates?
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: apply85 on November 14, 2011, 05:44:58 PM
cute and delicious
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 14, 2011, 05:49:01 PM
cats will not save you when I take vengeance on you for defending them... the cats will not save you, they will lick your plastic boobie implants which will be all that remains, then they will beg for mercy like the cowards they are... but I will not cease, no no I will not cease

(http://images.wikia.com/simpsons/images/6/6a/Mr_Burns_evil.gif)
No, I'll throw a can of tuna on you and they will lick you all over.   ;D 
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: apply85 on November 14, 2011, 05:55:21 PM
i will cover myself with cyanide
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 14, 2011, 05:57:12 PM
i will cover myself with cyanide
Even on your balls?  Because that's where most of it will go.   ;D
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Radical Plato on November 14, 2011, 05:59:38 PM
animals that hump kids, that jump on kids, piss me off. the kid jumps on it and it should take it because it's there to please the kid and the kid is the animal's god. I think dogs belong outside to be honest, and cats don't belong anywhere, why the fuck do they exist, they don't even do what you tell them to do, and half of everyone has an allergy to cats... really they shouldn't exist, and if I ever get to power they will all be assassinated, and people will complain for 1 week then go on with life because like I said cats should not exist, there is no need for them

this is my response to whoever was the pussy who questioned my lack of affection for animals in that other thread that got deleted
If you are new to this forum, please ignore this thread, this poster was anally raped repeatadly as a young man by all the male teachers at his school only to grow up to be a street walking prostitue catering to the closet homosexuals out stalking the streets late at night.
Oh, and if you know of someone who has harmed a cat, I will willingly stalk them and kill them and even dig the hole to bury them,  ;D
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: apply85 on November 14, 2011, 06:01:42 PM
that's not even funny
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: wes on November 14, 2011, 06:03:36 PM
that's not even funny
I laughed out loud!!  ;D
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 14, 2011, 06:20:16 PM
I laughed out loud!!  ;D
Me too.   ;D
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Sentenza on November 14, 2011, 06:21:57 PM
animals that hump kids, that jump on kids, piss me off. the kid jumps on it and it should take it because it's there to please the kid and the kid is the animal's god. I think dogs belong outside to be honest, and cats don't belong anywhere, why the fuck do they exist, they don't even do what you tell them to do, and half of everyone has an allergy to cats... really they shouldn't exist, and if I ever get to power they will all be assassinated, and people will complain for 1 week then go on with life because like I said cats should not exist, there is no need for them

this is my response to whoever was the pussy who questioned my lack of affection for animals in that other thread that got deleted
shitty thread, did you really need the attention this badly?

seriously tell us your childhood trauma. what did cats ever do to you?
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: apply85 on November 14, 2011, 06:23:18 PM
you're the one giving me the attention, i didnt even ask for it lol
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: wes on November 14, 2011, 06:23:56 PM
shitty thread, did you really need the attention this badly?

seriously tell us your childhood trauma. what did cats ever do to you?
It`s because he gets no pussy !  :(
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 14, 2011, 06:30:54 PM
shitty thread, did you really need the attention this badly?

seriously tell us your childhood trauma. what did cats ever do to you?
He probably put peanut butter on his balls and a cat licked it.  Now he feels guilty and is traumatised. 
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Sentenza on November 14, 2011, 06:36:28 PM
you're the one giving me the attention, i didnt even ask for it lol

retards are fun, that's why
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Sentenza on November 14, 2011, 06:40:03 PM
animals that hump kids

 i didn't read that part, now i understand
sorry!
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Sentenza on November 14, 2011, 06:41:48 PM
He probably put peanut butter on his balls and a cat licked it.  Now he feels guilty and is traumatised. 

or maybe it was the other way around ,he put the pb on the cat's balls and...well you get the point
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: MP on November 14, 2011, 06:42:20 PM
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Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: apply85 on November 14, 2011, 06:58:34 PM
^^^ on my list now thx
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: wes on November 14, 2011, 07:00:16 PM
He probably put peanut butter on his balls and a cat licked it.  
Hey,don`t knock it until you`ve tried it!  LOL  ;D
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 14, 2011, 07:00:33 PM
or maybe it was the other way around ,he put the pb on the cat's balls and...well you get the point
Yes I think he had a 69'er with a cat.   :D
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: gh15 on November 14, 2011, 07:44:27 PM
let me put it this way ,, i gh15 will prep fellas to achiev their bodybuild goals no matter what they are....if you fellas show me you donate to needed dogs,, homeless dogs,, anything that doesnt kill them and take care of them ,, blind dogs...anyone that show me they can gather  300 dollaros or over put it for animals in need ...i personaly will help with bodybuild

gh15 approved
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: gh15 on November 14, 2011, 07:46:55 PM
free of charge ofcourse,, meaning you dont pay a dime,, only the donation to the homeless or blind dogs or handicup dogs

gh15 approved
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: BiGHer on November 14, 2011, 07:48:13 PM
let me put it this way ,, i gh15 will prep fellas to achiev their bodybuild goals no matter what they are....if you fellas show me you donate to needed dogs,, homeless dogs,, anything that doesnt kill them and take care of them ,, blind dogs...anyone that show me they can gather  300 dollaros or over put it for animals in need ...i personaly will help with bodybuild

gh15 approved

You've helped me plenty as is, but if you tell me where you want the money to go, I'll gladly donate the $300.00 for you to oversee me achieving my bodybuilding goals.
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: deadz on November 14, 2011, 07:50:04 PM
<--------------cat hater
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: apply85 on November 14, 2011, 08:10:14 PM
let me put it this way ,, i gh15 will prep fellas to achiev their bodybuild goals no matter what they are....if you fellas show me you donate to needed dogs,, homeless dogs,, anything that doesnt kill them and take care of them ,, blind dogs...anyone that show me they can gather  300 dollaros or over put it for animals in need ...i personaly will help with bodybuild

gh15 approved

What if I help cats... to die. They are enemies of dogs
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Radical Plato on November 14, 2011, 08:13:32 PM
What if I help cats... to die. They are enemies of dogs
Dogs are greater enemies to people historically and evolutionarily, I would kill all dogs before cats
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: BiGHer on November 14, 2011, 08:18:03 PM
Killing dogs?  Killing cats?  Some of you guys must have had interesting childhoods... wow.

I don't think it's a coincidence that most child abusers and serial killers abused animals at some point in their lives.  Pets bring joy to a lot people.  They are even brought into nursing homes and it's been proven that doing this helps improve the well being of the people living there.  Something must really be wrong if you want animals blatently dead like that.
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: gh15 on November 14, 2011, 08:20:40 PM
i payed 10 horu ago 2000 dolars to get to find why a dog is blind,, for a test! 2000 dolars,, tel you somethign about something,,

gh15 approved
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: apply85 on November 14, 2011, 08:22:42 PM
i'll kill the cat that blinded ur dog
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: apply85 on November 14, 2011, 08:23:22 PM
Killing dogs?  Killing cats?  Some of you guys must have had interesting childhoods... wow.

I don't think it's a coincidence that most child abusers and serial killers abused animals at some point in their lives.  Pets bring joy to a lot people.  They are even brought into nursing homes and it's been proven that doing this helps improve the well being of the people living there.  Something must really be wrong if you want animals blatently dead like that.

im gonna kill ur cat and then inject it
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 14, 2011, 08:46:01 PM
Killing dogs?  Killing cats?  Some of you guys must have had interesting childhoods... wow.

I don't think it's a coincidence that most child abusers and serial killers abused animals at some point in their lives.  Pets bring joy to a lot people.  They are even brought into nursing homes and it's been proven that doing this helps improve the well being of the people living there.  Something must really be wrong if you want animals blatently dead like that.
Well said.  I believe that apply85 is most likely a serial killer, just waiting to happen.  Because anyone who hurts animals is a monster and sooner or later, turns to humans to inflict pain on.  First they start with helpless defenseless animals. 
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Radical Plato on November 14, 2011, 11:28:24 PM
Pets bring joy to a lot people.  
Someones pet did this to my leg and arm - your generilisation is dangerous - perhaps you should visit http://www.dogbites.org/ to get an objective view on what peoples pets do to people.
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: wes on November 15, 2011, 01:27:16 AM
If anyone ever hurt one of my dogs,it would be there funeral and my trial.
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Dr Dutch on November 15, 2011, 01:29:07 AM
If anyone ever hurt one of my dogs,it would be there funeral and my trial.
same for me.... >:(
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 15, 2011, 01:34:14 AM
Someones pet did this to my leg and arm - your generilisation is dangerous - perhaps you should visit http://www.dogbites.org/ to get an objective view on what peoples pets do to people.
I am sorry this happened to you.  It's the owners fault, not the dogs fault.  If a pos raises their dog to be vicious and attack then you can't hold the pet responsible. 
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Radical Plato on November 15, 2011, 01:43:58 AM
I am sorry this happened to you.  It's the owners fault, not the dogs fault.  If a pos raises their dog to be vicious and attack then you can't hold the pet responsible. 
This is old cliche, ask any farmer and he will tell you that we have been breeding dogs for their different attributes and abilities for years.  If you believe that the breed doesnt matter, well, you havent been around dogs. You must remember that all dogs common ancestor is the Wolf.  Here in Australia, Every Year, we devote millions of taxpayers money to courtrooms were thousands of dog attack cases are heard every year, the cost to the community is incredibly high, from legal expenses, to medical costs and in some cases funeral arrangements.  Recently, close to were I live, a 4 year old girl was killed by someones pet in her own house while clinging to her mother for mercy.
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: slicksta on November 15, 2011, 01:44:40 AM
Dont mind cats, but they are so fkn DUMB. Compared to dogs that is. Come to think of it, sheep as well, snails & probably algae too...

I mean the most retarded of dogs, would still be an EINSTEIN within the cat community.
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Radical Plato on November 15, 2011, 01:45:24 AM
If anyone ever hurt one of my dogs,it would be there funeral and my trial.
If someones dog ever hurt me, I would kill it with a savage, maniacal grin from ear to ear
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Parker on November 15, 2011, 01:45:55 AM
truly, valiant beast


Sounds like Arthur Prysock was the narrator.
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Dr Dutch on November 15, 2011, 01:47:29 AM
This is old cliche, ask any farmer and he will tell you that we have been breeding dogs for their different attributes and abilities for years.  If you believe that the breed doesnt matter, well, you havent been around dogs. You must remember that all dogs common ancestor is the Wolf.  Here in Australia, Every Year, we devote millions of taxpayers money to courtrooms were thousands of dog attack cases are heard every year, the cost to the community is incredibly high, from legal expenses, to medical costs and in some cases funeral arrangements.  Recently, close to were I live, a 4 year old girl was killed by someones pet in her own house while clinging to her mother for mercy.
Them kangaroos are mean as hell too I heard...
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: wes on November 15, 2011, 01:47:35 AM
If someones dog ever hurt me, I would kill it with a savage, maniacal grin from ear to ear
Seek help sir..........NOW!!! :)
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Radical Plato on November 15, 2011, 01:49:12 AM
Dont mind cats, but they are so fkn DUMB. Compared to dogs that is. Come to think of it, sheep as well, snails & probably algae too...

I mean the most retarded of dogs, would still be an EINSTEIN within the cat community.
Dogs are the dumbest creature on the planet IMO
This is from a catlover, not me, but thought it was interesting
–According to researchers, the feline has 300 million neutrons in its cortex, the “thinking part” of the brain. The canine, just 160 million.
 
–The cat brain and the human brain are much alike. Scientists at Tufts University School of Veterinary Medicine say cats and humans have the same kind of lobes in the cerebral cortex and the feline brain and the human brain function similarly, conveying data via many identical neurotransmitters.
 
And now for a less scientific fact:
 
–To do their business, dogs depend on humans to walk them. Cats, on the other hand, can learn how to pad into the bathroom and use the toilet. Furthermore, some feline fans claim their genius kitties have learned how to flush. (I must admit that my cats have never mastered this –but they are great with the litter pan and are smart enough not to use it if the thing is dirty. They sit and stare at it. Then they stare at me until I get the message. Pretty intelligent.
 
How are “cat smarts” defined by the experts?
 
Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia, defines cat intelligence as the capacity for thinking, problem solving and reasoning. Intelligence also is measured by the ability to develop and use tools, learn new behavior and  apply previously acquired knowledge. The bathroom/toilet business previously mentioned is just one example of the cat’s amazing ability to figure things out and learn new behavior.  Here’s another: My big black cat, Tony, quickly learned how to open a big wardrobe closet by using tools (paws and claws) to work on the door and  pulling . So, I secured the handle with a big bow. Tony watched. Tony reasoned. A little later, I saw him stand on his hind legs, grab one end of the bow and untie it.
 
I also have watched my cats figure out how to retrieve things from difficult to reach places. If one method fails, they don’t keep doing it, they learn from experience and try something else. Then if everything their furry heads can think up fails, they’re smart enough to meow at me to step in and help.
 
Intelligent felines are very successful at training their owners. My Gatito, for instance, has taught me to play fetch with him by dropping a small ball at my feet and staring up at me so sweetly that I just have to toss it for him to retrieve. Missy has trained me to sit down on the couch with her whenever she meows in a certain way and glances over her shoulder as if to say, “Time to pet me.” Of course, to be honest, I don’t know if Missy would take to jumping through a hoop  like a talented circus dog , not even if I offered her a treat as a reward. But that doesn’t prove she isn’t smart. Hey, she knows she will get the treat anyway. So, why put forth the effort? Better to just sit down, purr and wash!
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Radical Plato on November 15, 2011, 01:53:02 AM
Them kangaroos are mean as hell too I heard...
Such stereotypes, the boxing kangaroo. Australians rarely see them unless they hit the trails, and like any animal other than humans, they will leave you alone unless you provoke them, and a kick from a large adult kangaroo could kill a grown cold.  I see them all the time when I go bushwalking, they startle me sometimes, as they sit and watch you for ages from the tall scrub until you get within about 15 feet and then they quickly bounce of quickly into the scrub, making a big noise and startling the fuck out of me
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: wes on November 15, 2011, 01:58:39 AM
My 3 dogs are smarter than at least 50% of the forum members here.  :)
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Parker on November 15, 2011, 01:59:58 AM
E-Kul, that cat passage seems to have been written by a female who has no man, only cats in her life.
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: wes on November 15, 2011, 02:06:21 AM
E-Kul, that cat passage seems to have been written by a female who has no man, only cats in her life.
Right,some ugly pasty bitch who couldn`t get a man to look twice at her, and who is more than likely a chronic masturbater while said cat watches!!
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: mass243 on November 15, 2011, 02:21:15 AM
You want to get rid of cats ?


You should call American Pentagon and tell them that  cats are dictators and are planning to refuse to sell oil to USA  :D

HAHAHAHA, then just lay down and watch how democracy meet cats  8)

(sorry for mass-posting but this funny as hell lol )
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Radical Plato on November 15, 2011, 02:24:00 AM
Seek help sir..........NOW!!! :)
Well, it would depend on how many dogs there were, but if it was one on one I wouldnt need HELP - but thanks for the advice
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: wes on November 15, 2011, 02:41:05 AM
Well, it would depend on how many dogs there were, but if it was one on one I wouldnt need HELP - but thanks for the advice
Just fucking with you bud.........you`re pretty funny!  :)
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 15, 2011, 03:26:50 AM
Right,some ugly pasty bitch who couldn`t get a man to look twice at her, and who is more than likely a chronic masturbater while said cat watches!!
No I don't let the cat watch.  I close the door.   ;D


 :P
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: WillGrant on November 15, 2011, 03:38:10 AM
I like Pussy  :P
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 15, 2011, 03:41:26 AM
I like Pussy  :P
Meowwwwwww   :-*
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: WillGrant on November 15, 2011, 03:44:34 AM
Meowwwwwww   :-*
I would like to stroke you in all the right places so you purrrrrrrrr  :P :-* :D
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Radical Plato on November 15, 2011, 03:50:03 AM
I like Pussy  :P

Meowwwwwww   :-*

I would like to stroke you in all the right places so you purrrrrrrrr  :P :-* :D
X100  ;D
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: wes on November 15, 2011, 04:08:12 AM
No I don't let the cat watch.  I close the door.   ;D


 :P
LOL  ;D
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 15, 2011, 04:21:04 AM
I would like to stroke you in all the right places so you purrrrrrrrr  :P :-* :D
I really can pur and meow like a cat, when I am goofying around being an idiot.    :D   :-* :-*
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: MikMaq on November 15, 2011, 04:45:20 AM
Dogs are the dumbest creature on the planet IMO
This is from a catlover, not me, but thought it was interesting
–According to researchers, the feline has 300 million neutrons in its cortex, the “thinking part” of the brain. The canine, just 160 million.
 
–The cat brain and the human brain are much alike. Scientists at Tufts University School of Veterinary Medicine say cats and humans have the same kind of lobes in the cerebral cortex and the feline brain and the human brain function similarly, conveying data via many identical neurotransmitters.
 
And now for a less scientific fact:
 
–To do their business, dogs depend on humans to walk them. Cats, on the other hand, can learn how to pad into the bathroom and use the toilet. Furthermore, some feline fans claim their genius kitties have learned how to flush. (I must admit that my cats have never mastered this –but they are great with the litter pan and are smart enough not to use it if the thing is dirty. They sit and stare at it. Then they stare at me until I get the message. Pretty intelligent.
 
How are “cat smarts” defined by the experts?
 
Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia, defines cat intelligence as the capacity for thinking, problem solving and reasoning. Intelligence also is measured by the ability to develop and use tools, learn new behavior and  apply previously acquired knowledge. The bathroom/toilet business previously mentioned is just one example of the cat’s amazing ability to figure things out and learn new behavior.  Here’s another: My big black cat, Tony, quickly learned how to open a big wardrobe closet by using tools (paws and claws) to work on the door and  pulling . So, I secured the handle with a big bow. Tony watched. Tony reasoned. A little later, I saw him stand on his hind legs, grab one end of the bow and untie it.
 
I also have watched my cats figure out how to retrieve things from difficult to reach places. If one method fails, they don’t keep doing it, they learn from experience and try something else. Then if everything their furry heads can think up fails, they’re smart enough to meow at me to step in and help.
 
Intelligent felines are very successful at training their owners. My Gatito, for instance, has taught me to play fetch with him by dropping a small ball at my feet and staring up at me so sweetly that I just have to toss it for him to retrieve. Missy has trained me to sit down on the couch with her whenever she meows in a certain way and glances over her shoulder as if to say, “Time to pet me.” Of course, to be honest, I don’t know if Missy would take to jumping through a hoop  like a talented circus dog , not even if I offered her a treat as a reward. But that doesn’t prove she isn’t smart. Hey, she knows she will get the treat anyway. So, why put forth the effort? Better to just sit down, purr and wash!

Totally irrelevant. Dogs have been proven to be the most socially aware animal in existence. Sometimes I feel like dogs are more on par socially with some people. While cats might be smart  but their the rain man of animals.


Cats are for people who want something cute in the house for about 6 months while it's a kitten, and wanna forget about it after that point.


Anyhow I hate cats because I'm allergic to them, and they try to get their dirty ass over everything your laundry your cupboards etc.

But there's a second reason, and that is unlike dogs, wolves, moose, bears, deer, tigers, lions, they don't take a role in anything around them, they just spread their dirty dandruf.


P.S. Dog owners selfish, people like dogs because their needy and require attention, how the fuck is that selfish, cats on the other hand require zero effort, and are for people who wanted something below a dog, but just a bit above a hamster.
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: SaltShaker on November 15, 2011, 06:39:48 AM
You should see the 6 kittens Tabatha gave birth to last week.  They are so adorable.  I can't wait until they are running around and jumping all over me.   ;D 

here we go again... Look everyone, im gonna talk about me, everyone lets talk about me, im daddys little girl..

jeez girl, as much as we appreciate the female species, stop making shit about you... and oh btw, those kittens are probably the only things jumping all over you
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: no one on November 15, 2011, 06:47:21 AM
dogs are a good litmus test for people- chances are if you dont like dogs there is something wrong with you. pretty much everyone i've met who loves dogs is good people.
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Board_SHERIF on November 15, 2011, 07:10:48 AM
animals that hump kids, that jump on kids, piss me off. the kid jumps on it and it should take it because it's there to please the kid and the kid is the animal's god. I think dogs belong outside to be honest, and cats don't belong anywhere, why the fuck do they exist, they don't even do what you tell them to do, and half of everyone has an allergy to cats... really they shouldn't exist, and if I ever get to power they will all be assassinated, and people will complain for 1 week then go on with life because like I said cats should not exist, there is no need for them

this is my response to whoever was the pussy who questioned my lack of affection for animals in that other thread that got deleted

Yes and women have many traits of cats, why 99% women are shite.
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: apply85 on November 15, 2011, 07:29:07 AM
big dogs are nice, they have jobs to do, they are loyal, but the little useless ones... I am undecided, I will take suggestions here regarding their fate for when I come to power. convince me they have a place on earth next to man or their fate = cat fate
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: j3di3 on November 15, 2011, 07:37:15 AM
animals that hump kids, that jump on kids, piss me off. the kid jumps on it and it should take it because it's there to please the kid and the kid is the animal's god. I think dogs belong outside to be honest, and cats don't belong anywhere, why the fuck do they exist, they don't even do what you tell them to do, and half of everyone has an allergy to cats... really they shouldn't exist, and if I ever get to power they will all be assassinated, and people will complain for 1 week then go on with life because like I said cats should not exist, there is no need for them

this is my response to whoever was the pussy who questioned my lack of affection for animals in that other thread that got deleted
i have the same argument about kids.

the earth is overpopulated as it is, kids are annoying life sucking pests. most peoples ultimate goal is to raise kids. i think that ppl as such are sad.
id rather have a cat than a kid any day, in fact i dislike kids and parents whos life revolves around kids.
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: tendonitis on November 15, 2011, 07:38:02 AM
dogs are a good litmus test for people- chances are if you dont like dogs there is something wrong with you. pretty much everyone i've met who loves dogs is good people.

x2, dog lovers are good people
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: apply85 on November 15, 2011, 07:44:52 AM
i have the same argument about kids.

the earth is overpopulated as it is, kids are annoying life sucking pests. most peoples ultimate goal is to raise kids. i think that ppl as such are sad.
id rather have a cat than a kid any day, in fact i dislike kids and parents whos life revolves around kids.

hope you like sleeping next to cats, that's how your loyalty to them will be rewarded, sleeping next to them forever
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Sentenza on November 15, 2011, 09:36:06 AM
I will take suggestions here regarding their fate

here's a suggestion, get help
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Radical Plato on November 15, 2011, 12:50:31 PM
dogs are a good litmus test for people- chances are if you dont like dogs there is something wrong with you. pretty much everyone i've met who loves dogs is good people.
I hate dogs with a passion, would willingly kill a dog for someone if they asked.  I am still seeking payback
.  
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Radical Plato on November 15, 2011, 12:56:27 PM
dog lovers are evil people who desperately seek out a lifeform so stupid as to actually like them - If I discover a woman is a dog person, I have nothing to do with her.  I hate the smell of dog, their apparent dumbness, their proclivity to kill children and other animals - Yes, the day dogs are extinct will be a great day, Kill all dogs and their dog loving owners

Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: MikMaq on November 15, 2011, 12:56:57 PM
i have the same argument about kids.

the earth is overpopulated as it is, kids are annoying life sucking pests. most peoples ultimate goal is to raise kids. i think that ppl as such are sad.
id rather have a cat than a kid any day, in fact i dislike kids and parents whos life revolves around kids.
I love people who swear off kids, your forever a fucking loser. Kids aren't everything, there actually just the minimum requirement for being a descent person.

People that decide to have no kids, are just sad and pathetic.
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: MikMaq on November 15, 2011, 12:58:44 PM

Pretty much everything in that post is directed towards shitty dog owners. A well trained dog, that is taken care of, and is of an appropiate breed will always be descent.
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Radical Plato on November 15, 2011, 12:59:37 PM
A well trained dog, that is taken care of, and is of an appropiate breed will always be on the descent.

People that decide to have no kids, are just sad and pathetic.

Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Radical Plato on November 15, 2011, 01:05:36 PM
Pretty much everything in that post is directed towards shitty dog owners. A well trained dog, that is taken care of, and is of an appropriate breed will always be descent.
Well, come with me too court one day, and talk to children who have had their faces ripped off (literally), limbs amputated or the parents who lost children forever to dog attack.  You truly do not know what you are talking about.  Dog Attacks have nothing to do with the owner.  Do you know how many responsible dog owners respond in court, "my dog has never harmed anybody, its so out of character, we raised him so well blah blah blah" in response to their dog mauling or killing someone.  I have sat in a court and heard a man make excuses for his dog after it caused a child to lose a leg in an attack, I had to restrain every fibre of my being to not attack him in court. Well I can imagine if you were to meet victims families who have had children killed by dogs, you may not have such a cavalier attitude to the massive social and financial costs the privilege of dog ownership costs our community.  Too many people buy into old wives tales and cliches of mans best friend.  That is Garbage, Wolves and their descendants Dogs will always be one of Mans greatest Enemies. Dog people never seem to learn much at all about dogs, They just buy it feed it, kick it on a bad day, and if the dog is lucky, they walk it.  They have no idea the large commitment raising a decent socialised dog entails.  This isn't a minority of owners, it appears to be about 98%.  Fuck I hate Dog People, I am sure if we tested we would find a lower general IQ amongst their brethren
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: j3di3 on November 15, 2011, 02:48:36 PM
I love people who swear off kids, your forever a fucking loser. Kids aren't everything, there actually just the minimum requirement for being a descent person.

People that decide to have no kids, are just sad and pathetic.
have fun cleaning your babies shit, work hard and be stressed out about your little shit growing to be a good person. put your kids shitty drawings in your cubicle, show off his cute pictures with your friends, spend the best years of your adult life taking care of above and you may get a 30 min favor visit in old ppls home when u get there from your dear kid.

i will spend my best years on my self, traveling and sleeping well. life is meaningless anyway so may aswell enjoy it to the max.
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Borracho on November 15, 2011, 02:51:31 PM
I love people who swear off kids, your forever a fucking loser. Kids aren't everything, there actually just the minimum requirement for being a descent person.

People that decide to have no kids, are just sad and pathetic.

People that shouldn't reproduce are always the first to do so.














How many kids you got?
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: j3di3 on November 15, 2011, 02:55:21 PM
People that shouldn't reproduce are always the first to do so.














How many kids you got?

funny how the biggest losers, the poorest and those who have nothing to contribute to the society usually have the most kids.
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Borracho on November 15, 2011, 02:57:38 PM
funny how the biggest losers, the poorest and those who have nothing to contribute to the society usually have the most kids.

It's disgusting....and then we're supposed to feel sorry and they expect us to help them.
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: YngiweRhoads on November 15, 2011, 03:01:56 PM
No shit.

7 billion people and counting.

Mass sterilization time.
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on November 15, 2011, 03:17:29 PM
Wolves are some of the coolest animals on the planet. But they don't come close to the big cats of Africa. Cats win ;)
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 15, 2011, 04:47:50 PM
Pretty much everything in that post is directed towards shitty dog owners. A well trained dog, that is taken care of, and is of an appropiate breed will always be descent.
Exactly.  It's the owners fault, if the dog turns out vicious. 
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: MP on November 15, 2011, 09:08:40 PM
id rather have a cat than a kid any day, in fact i dislike kids and parents whos life revolves around kids.

have fun cleaning your babies shit, work hard and be stressed out about your little shit growing to be a good person. put your kids shitty drawings in your cubicle, show off his cute pictures with your friends, spend the best years of your adult life taking care of above and you may get a 30 min favor visit in old ppls home when u get there from your dear kid.

i will spend my best years on my self, traveling and sleeping well. life is meaningless anyway so may aswell enjoy it to the max.

Selfish loser. Enjoy your miserable life.
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: MP on November 15, 2011, 09:13:26 PM
Someones pet did this to my leg and arm

Fag. What do you weigh, a buck 20?

Unless you were falling down drunk and attacked by a pit bull, how did you let yourself get so mauled?
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: freespirit on November 15, 2011, 09:21:37 PM
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Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: apply85 on November 15, 2011, 09:40:57 PM
the list gets longer that's wussup
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Radical Plato on November 16, 2011, 01:36:19 AM
Fag. What do you weigh, a buck 20?

Unless you were falling down drunk and attacked by a pit bull, how did you let yourself get so mauled?

For your info I am 6'3 and 260 weight trained for 22 years. Yes, and they were two pitbulls, severed my achilles tendon and mauled me left arm, couldnt walk unassisted for 6 months.
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: wes on November 16, 2011, 01:41:31 AM
For your info I am 6'3 and 260 weight trained for 22 years. Yes, and they were two pitbulls, severed my achilles tendon and mauled me left arm, couldnt walk unassisted for 6 months.
I love dogs,but I would have killed those motherf uckers when I healed up...................... .......killed them slowly.
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 16, 2011, 01:45:04 AM
For your info I am 6'3 and 260 weight trained for 22 years. Yes, and they were two pitbulls, severed my achilles tendon and mauled me left arm, couldnt walk unassisted for 6 months.
You poor thing.  What happened to the owners of these vicious dogs? 
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: DroppingPlates on November 16, 2011, 01:47:12 AM
No shit.

7 billion people and counting.

Mass sterilization time.

QFT!!! It's about time that the world leaders speak up on this.
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Radical Plato on November 16, 2011, 01:50:13 AM
You poor thing.  What happened to the owners of these vicious dogs?  
Well, I used to run a large area lawn mowing service, and I was doing a quote on a ten acre property when cornered by two large pitbulls, they attacked pretty much straight away, and bit my achilles severing it on the first bite.  I was bitten about five times in total.  The owners owned four pitbulls - and to add insult to injury they contested the case when the local council took them to court.  They contested on the grounds of tresspassing because I moved 10 feet sideways from the door, they were basing it on some old law written in Latin.  The judge saw through it all and they were fined about $2500 I think.  I have told this story many times, so there is a lot more to it, but I get sick of going into detail
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 16, 2011, 02:43:54 AM
Well, I used to run a large area lawn mowing service, and I was doing a quote on a ten acre property when cornered by two large pitbulls, they attacked pretty much straight away, and bit my achilles severing it on the first bite.  I was bitten about five times in total.  The owners owned four pitbulls - and to add insult to injury they contested the case when the local council took them to court.  They contested on the grounds of tresspassing because I moved 10 feet sideways from the door, they were basing it on some old law written in Latin.  The judge saw through it all and they were fined about $2500 I think.  I have told this story many times, so there is a lot more to it, but I get sick of going into detail
Hows your archilles now?  That would be incredibly painful.  For some reason there are quite a few pitbull owners in Melbourne, as thats where I always hear about these attacks.  I thought pitbulls were banned here? 
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Radical Plato on November 16, 2011, 03:00:58 AM
Hows your Achilles now?  That would be incredibly painful.  For some reason there are quite a few pitbull owners in Melbourne, as that's where I always hear about these attacks.  I thought pitbulls were banned here? 
Quick pic of lower left leg now. It happened in Chirnside Park, Eastern Suburbs of Melbourne.  Pitbulls are banned, but they use cross breeding techniques to confuse the issue - since a 4 year old girl was killed here last month, the current proposed amnesty was moved forward a year and now all pitbulls have to be declared dangerous.  I am surprised you showed such concern after I was so hard on you.  Woman cant help themselves can they, women love wounded birds.  But thanks for compassion anyway, duly noted.  ;D
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: WillGrant on November 16, 2011, 03:05:21 AM
I'd rather Booty post pics of her feet thanks  :P :D
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: WillGrant on November 16, 2011, 03:08:45 AM
For Booty

(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luaehsfr5t1qa8k91o1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 16, 2011, 03:13:30 AM
Quick pic of lower left leg now. It happened in Chirnside Park, Eastern Suburbs of Melbourne.  Pitbulls are banned, but they use cross breeding techniques to confuse the issue - since a 4 year old girl was killed here last month, the current proposed amnesty was moved forward a year and now all pitbulls have to be declared dangerous.  I am surprised you showed such concern after I was so hard on you.  Woman cant help themselves can they, women love wounded birds.  But thanks for compassion anyway, duly noted.  ;D
Pitbulls are very dangerous.  They're probably the only dog that I don't trust or like.  I would be compassionate towards you even if you were a total asshole because it would have been incredibly painful to have your archilles tendon ripped into like that from such a vicious dog.  I hope you heal up fully.  I know the archilles tendon takes ages to heal.  
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 16, 2011, 03:25:23 AM
For Booty

(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luaehsfr5t1qa8k91o1_400.jpg)
Thank you Willgrant, I appreciate the eye candy before bed.   :P
Here's one for you, in a similar pose.   ;D
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 16, 2011, 03:26:29 AM
I'd rather Booty post pics of her feet thanks  :P :D
:-*  Yes you need to see what you will be rubbing oneday.   :P
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Radical Plato on November 16, 2011, 03:26:53 AM
Pitbulls are very dangerous.  They're probably the only dog that I don't trust or like.  I would be compassionate towards you even if you were a total asshole because it would have been incredibly painful to have your archilles tendon ripped into like that from such a vicious dog.  I hope you heal up fully.  I know the archilles tendon takes ages to heal.  
I think it has healed as much as it is going too, I have tested it out a little, was running for a while, but have lost a great deal of stretch in the area, and I have quite a sense of tightness now at the slightest movement.  It has fucked with my mind, and I am quite a hostile dude, and I wouldnt make this shit up, but as I was typing on this thread today about killing dogs and such, which I have only posted in reaction to the anti cat sentiment, as I love cats.  Well as I was neg raving about dogs I heard a dog barking in my front yard, well I went outside, and there was my dear little cat,her back fully curved,on tippytoes with all her white hair standing on end shrieking at this sausage dog, so I go outside and my cat comes running to me for shelter, well this sausage dog comes bolting after my cat, so as the dog runs past I bend down and punch him in the ribs, but he just ignores me and continues after the cat.  I abuse the owner, who is about 100 (lol) and go searching for my poor scared witless cat. Truth is stranger than fiction.
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 16, 2011, 03:34:25 AM
I think it has healed as much as it is going too, I have tested it out a little, was running for a while, but have lost a great deal of stretch in the area, and I have quite a sense of tightness now at the slightest movement.  It has fucked with my mind, and I am quite a hostile dude, and I wouldnt make this shit up, but as I was typing on this thread today about killing dogs and such, which I have only posted in reaction to the anti cat sentiment, as I love cats.  Well as I was neg raving about dogs I heard a dog barking in my front yard, well I went outside, and there was my dear little cat,her back fully curved,on tippytoes with all her white hair standing on end shrieking at this sausage dog, so I go outside and my cat comes running to me for shelter, well this sausage dog comes bolting after my cat, so as the dog runs past I bend down and punch him in the ribs, but he just ignores me and continues after the cat.  I abuse the owner, who is about 100 (lol) and go searching for my poor scared witless cat. Truth is stranger than fiction.
Massage should help the area.  It takes a long time for blood to reach the archilles tendon so that's one of the reasons why the healing process is so long.  Plus I don't even think your archilles will ever be the same after this.   :(  Good shoes are essential also. 
You have your guard up when it comes to dogs, but after this bad experience I don't blame you.  I am lucky, never had anything negative happen to me from a dog. And I grew up with a doberman and then later on a lab retriever and my mother inlaw had a rottweiller.  But all dogs I have ever known have been treatly very kindly and been loved alot.  They were all gentle and my doberman and lab would sleep on the end of my sons bed when he was 6 months old. 
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Wiggs on November 16, 2011, 03:40:32 AM
ACHILLES TENDON

Not an "ARCHILLES" grandma.
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 16, 2011, 03:41:35 AM
ACHILLES TENDON

Not an "ARCHILLES" grandma.
Oh fuck off.  Here comes another Curt James. 
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Radical Plato on November 16, 2011, 03:46:19 AM
Massage should help the area.  It takes a long time for blood to reach the Achilles tendon so that's one of the reasons why the healing process is so long.  Plus I don't even think your Achilles will ever be the same after this.   :(  Good shoes are essential also.  
You have your guard up when it comes to dogs, but after this bad experience I don't blame you.  I am lucky, never had anything negative happen to me from a dog. And I grew up with a doberman and then later on a lab retriever and my mother inlaw had a rottweiller.  But all dogs I have ever known have been treatly very kindly and been loved alot.  They were all gentle and my doberman and lab would sleep on the end of my sons bed when he was 6 months old.  
I had a personal masseur for a year. She used to come to my home every week, i was great, she was so professional, and really helped iron out a few kinks, we are still good friends. Growing up my friends had staffordshire bull terriers and he wAS a big dogman, we used to go to shows, he used to breed them, was very passionate, My family always had dogs, and another of my close friends had two dobermans, and I never had a issue with dogs before.  But after the attack, it is like an involuntary reaction, there is just a stronger reaction to certain stimuli, I can become intensely aggressive in heartbeat, I jokingly tell people that pitbulls transferred their spirit into me.  What worries me is that I like to be really aggressive, I dont like the negative attention it sometimes gets me, but I have just become an middle aged angry dude.  :o PS I have good podiatrist and custom orthotics
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Wiggs on November 16, 2011, 03:46:33 AM
Oh fuck off.  Here comes another Curt James. 

That's not even a spelling mistake, that's akin to calling a bicep a picep.
I don't know what looks worse your sentences or your bad boob job.
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 16, 2011, 03:51:39 AM
I had a personal masseur for a year. She used to come to my home every week, i was great, she was so professional, and really helped iron out a few kinks, we are still good friends. Growing up my friends had staffordshire bull terriers and he wAS a big dogman, we used to go to shows, he used to breed them, was very passionate, My family always had dogs, and another of my close friends had two dobermans, and I never had a issue with dogs before.  But after the attack, it is like an involuntary reaction, there is just a stronger reaction to certain stimuli, I can become intensely aggressive in heartbeat, I jokingly tell people that pitbulls transferred their spirit into me.  What worries me is that I like to be really aggressive, I dont like the negative attention it sometimes gets me, but I have just become an middle aged angry dude.  :o PS I have good podiatrist and custom orthotics
I understand completely.  Your body is reacting the way it would if something was going to harm it.  It's an automatic response. 
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Raymondo on November 16, 2011, 03:57:00 AM
I had a personal masseur for a year. She used to come to my home every week, i was great, she was so professional, and really helped iron out a few kinks, we are still good friends. Growing up my friends had staffordshire bull terriers and he wAS a big dogman, we used to go to shows, he used to breed them, was very passionate, My family always had dogs, and another of my close friends had two dobermans, and I never had a issue with dogs before.  But after the attack, it is like an involuntary reaction, there is just a stronger reaction to certain stimuli, I can become intensely aggressive in heartbeat, I jokingly tell people that pitbulls transferred their spirit into me.  What worries me is that I like to be really aggressive, I dont like the negative attention it sometimes gets me, but I have just become an middle aged angry dude.  :o PS I have good podiatrist and custom orthotics

What's your training like today? Can you squat and deadlift?
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Radical Plato on November 16, 2011, 03:57:58 AM
I understand completely.  Your body is reacting the way it would if something was going to harm it.  It's an automatic response. 

Last post booty, then off to bed. You know, it would be OK if that was the only real bad thing to happen, but my history is littered with violence. So, as men get older, and shit piles up, mens fuses tend to get less, especially if raised to be an old school man - Anyway, I feel conversing with you via these posts is starting to weaken my masculine resolve, must resist, must not succumb to my inner femininity, must go chant misogynist mantra, must not think that women r ok, I feel subtely seduced somehow, but not sure why.  ???
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Radical Plato on November 16, 2011, 04:02:03 AM
What's your training like today? Can you squat and deadlift?
I squat to sit in the recliner while watching UFC, and the closet thing I get to a deadlift is when I drop my keys and have to pick them up.  After 15 years, I stopped training after the dog attack, it took me six months just to walk again. I did do some running and bush walking for a while as part of rehab, I even opened my own gym, which I have now  since closed and become hermit living of my savings taking what I would call a sabbatical.  ;D
Pics of my Gym I just closed in Gippsland
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 16, 2011, 04:08:01 AM
Last post booty, then off to bed. You know, it would be OK if that was the only real bad thing to happen, but my history is littered with violence. So, as men get older, and shit piles up, mens fuses tend to get less, especially if raised to be an old school man - Anyway, I feel conversing with you via these posts is starting to weaken my masculine resolve, must resist, must not succumb to my inner femininity, must go chant misogynist mantra, must not think that women r ok, I feel subtely seduced somehow, but not sure why.  ???
Your walls are coming down a little and that's a good thing.  You're not any less masculine, trust me.   :)  I think men are raised to keep alot in and basically carry all the responsibilty when it comes to family.  It's alot of pressure on old school men.  
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Radical Plato on November 16, 2011, 04:12:59 AM
Your wallks are coming down a little and that's a good thing.  You're not any less masculine, trust me.   :)  I think men are raised to keep alot in and basically carry all the responsibilty when it comes to family.  It's alot of pressure on old school men. 
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 16, 2011, 04:16:09 AM

Haha...how cute, it's a puppy.   ;D
 :-*  Sweet dreams hun.
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: MP on November 16, 2011, 06:42:55 AM
For your info I am 6'3 and 260 weight trained for 22 years. Yes, and they were two pitbulls, severed my achilles tendon and mauled me left arm, couldnt walk unassisted for 6 months.

I stand corrected. Sorry about the attack. Someone else smaller than you could have been killed.
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: apply85 on November 16, 2011, 07:27:14 AM
massage don't help shit. i heart both of my achilles the first time I trained with a new muay thai trainer, it bothered me for a good half decade until I started to rehab it at the same time as rehabbing a knee injury. I would put my hands against a wall and stretch the achilles, it would hurt like hell but this is the technique I would use. I would stretch it till it hurt, then come off it a little so it would be just at the pain threshold, it was stretching but the pain was only an annoyance. I would keep the same position until it didnt hurt anyore than go a little further until it hurt just a little again. I put in a good half hour every day of this, and sure enough I no longer have problems. I still stretch about once every two weeks, I would say it took me 6 months of stretching to completely stop having pain in the tendon. The injury was not a complete tear, but I couldn't walk for about a week... straight up could not take a step
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Radical Plato on November 16, 2011, 01:00:35 PM
I stand corrected. Sorry about the attack. Someone else smaller than you could have been killed.
Ayen Chol was recently killed in her own loungeroom by a neighbours pitbull while clinging for her life to her mother who desperately tried to fight the dog off. She was 4 years old.  This case touched the general public and there is now more ongoing debate and an amnesty in place to register dangerous dogs,  But I still rage when I think of this little girl unnecessarily killed.  >:(
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: apply85 on November 16, 2011, 01:03:31 PM
lol i just reread my post, i heart my achilles tendon haha, i meant that i hurt it not heart lol
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Dr Dutch on November 16, 2011, 01:04:47 PM
But I still love my cat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Rami on November 16, 2011, 01:17:41 PM
no one need exist, that's what makes it interesting

in fact, the universe need not exists, it's defies all science and natural laws that there is existence of anything at all actually





Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: DroppingPlates on November 16, 2011, 01:50:47 PM
But I still love my cat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cats are cool, they do their own thing. Right now my cat has "captured" my fore arm.
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Borracho on November 16, 2011, 01:54:16 PM
Got both a dog and a cat...if it was up to me it would just be the cat. Dogs are nice but require too much time and attention. 
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: j3di3 on November 16, 2011, 01:59:29 PM
Selfish loser. Enjoy your miserable life.

like i said, enjoy cleaning your babies shit and i will enjoy my selfish miserable life ::)

sounds like someone is bitter and missing their freedom, but hey, u fulfilled the ultimate goal, u got urself a kid. i bet that was hard ::)
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 16, 2011, 03:19:56 PM
Ayen Chol was recently killed in her own loungeroom by a neighbours pitbull while clinging for her life to her mother who desperately tried to fight the dog off. She was 4 years old.  This case touched the general public and there is now more ongoing debate and an amnesty in place to register dangerous dogs,  But I still rage when I think of this little girl unnecessarily killed.  >:(

The poor little girl.   :(  RIP
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Radical Plato on November 16, 2011, 03:21:33 PM
Cats are cool, they do their own thing. Right now my cat has "captured" my fore arm.
I love cats too, and I lol when I read " my cat has "captured" my fore arm "- I get that, my cat always makes me laugh, she likes to hide around corners and launch herself onto my leg as I come around the corner as if she is trying to bring me down, she is only a small girl, and it always makes me laugh, she then loves me to use my feet as a potential attacker and she proceeds to maul and bite my feet in a frenzied fun filled attack.  ;D

Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Borracho on November 16, 2011, 03:25:30 PM
I love cats too, and I lol when I read " my cat has "captured" my fore arm "- I get that, my cat always makes me laugh, she likes to hide around corners and launch herself onto my leg as I come around the corner as if she is trying to bring me down, she is only a small girl, and it always makes me laugh, she then loves me to use my feet as a potential attacker and she proceeds to maul and bite my feet in a frenzied fun filled attack.  ;D

My cat used to do that all the time as a kitten. Now he just sleeps all day....lol
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Radical Plato on November 16, 2011, 03:26:37 PM
THIS IS MY CAT MAXINE

Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 16, 2011, 03:27:14 PM
I have a cat who has been hanging around my back door, so I let it inside last night.  It's a grey and white boy and has a tail like a fox.  Anyway, it didn't see my two other cats sitting there.  And when this foxy cat (I'll call him foxy) saw my cats he went insane running around up and down zig zagging all over the place just like those looney tune cartoons.  It was so funny to watch.   ;D  
Anyway I let foxy outside....I don't think he'll be back.  
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: apply85 on November 16, 2011, 03:30:04 PM
I love cats too, and I lol when I read " my cat has "captured" my fore arm "- I get that, my cat always makes me laugh, she likes to hide around corners and launch herself onto my leg as I come around the corner as if she is trying to bring me down, she is only a small girl, and it always makes me laugh, she then loves me to use my feet as a potential attacker and she proceeds to maul and bite my feet in a frenzied fun filled attack.  ;D



she cant hid forever
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Borracho on November 16, 2011, 03:31:35 PM
she cant hid forever

lol

Nice cat E-kul!
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Radical Plato on November 16, 2011, 03:32:24 PM
I have a cat who has been hanging around my back door, so I let it inside last night.  It's a grey and white boy and has a tail like a fox.  Anyway, it didn't see my two other cats sitting there.  And when this foxy cat (I'll call him foxy) saw my cats he went insane running around up and down zig zagging all over the place just like those looney tune cartoons.  It was so funny to watch.   ;D  
Anyway I let foxy outside....I don't think he'll be back.  
That makes me laugh, a while ago I had to leave my cat at a friends house, and shortly after letting her out of her travel cage, she and the resident male cat went nuts up and down the hall, under the bed, on top of stuff, it was chaotic and one of the fastest moving fights I have ever seen, their agility and speed and reflex's are amazing when fighting one another.  Anyway we laughed, but also felt shocked and a little unsure what to do next.  It left a cold chill in the air.  ;D
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: DroppingPlates on November 16, 2011, 03:48:12 PM
I love cats too, and I lol when I read " my cat has "captured" my fore arm "- I get that, my cat always makes me laugh, she likes to hide around corners and launch herself onto my leg as I come around the corner as if she is trying to bring me down, she is only a small girl, and it always makes me laugh, she then loves me to use my feet as a potential attacker and she proceeds to maul and bite my feet in a frenzied fun filled attack.  ;D



Wow, that's a beauty! Looks like a Britannica/Lowlander, correct? How old is she, 2-3 years?

I have an Eich/British Shorthair , 8 years old, and he looks a bit like this one, but with a black nose

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ca/Black_white_cat_on_fence.jpg)
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 16, 2011, 03:49:51 PM
That makes me laugh, a while ago I had to leave my cat at a friends house, and shortly after letting her out of her travel cage, she and the resident male cat went nuts up and down the hall, under the bed, on top of stuff, it was chaotic and one of the fastest moving fights I have ever seen, their agility and speed and reflex's are amazing when fighting one another.  Anyway we laughed, but also felt shocked and a little unsure what to do next.  It left a cold chill in the air.  ;D
I know, it's halarious to watch.   ;D  They are amazing how they can zig zag all over the place up and down walls almost.  I have never seen anything like it.  Now I know where they got that from in those looney tune cartoons.   ;D
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 16, 2011, 03:51:32 PM
My cat used to do that all the time as a kitten. Now he just sleeps all day....lol
Awwwwww I just want to pick this cat up and squeeze it and kiss it.   ;D
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: MP on November 16, 2011, 03:55:22 PM
like i said, enjoy cleaning your babies shit and i will enjoy my selfish miserable life ::)

sounds like someone is bitter and missing their freedom, but hey, u fulfilled the ultimate goal, u got urself a kid. i bet that was hard ::)

Alright, I was a bit harsh on you. Putting it another way, you're actually missing one of the joys of life if you don't experience having a kid. Sure it's work, but anything worth having is.

And on that note, I'm past the diaper changing phase with mine.  ;D
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Radical Plato on November 16, 2011, 03:56:49 PM
I know, it's halarious to watch.   ;D  They are amazing how they can zig zag all over the place up and down walls almost.  I have never seen anything like it.  Now I know where they got that from in those looney tune cartoons.   ;D
It makes me laugh that we have cliche'd the term Catfight and associated it to a fight between grown woman  ;D
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 16, 2011, 03:58:47 PM
It makes me laugh that we have cliche'd the term Catfight and associated it to a fight between grown woman  ;D
Yes that's where they got it from.  :D Two women are scratching and clawing each other.  Two pussys.... ;D
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Radical Plato on November 16, 2011, 04:04:46 PM
Wow, that's a beauty! Looks like a Britannica/Lowlander, correct? How old is she, 2-3 years?

I have an Eich/British Shorthair , 8 years old, and he looks a bit like this one, but with a black nose

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ca/Black_white_cat_on_fence.jpg)
I must admit, I dont know much about cats, this is my first cat, and I rescued her as the local pound was going to destroy her, and she was pregnant also, and by law, that hat to terminate the kittens and neuter her, and for a couple of weeks she had a neck cone on, cause she kept trying to bite her stitches.  There are some funny stories about those few weeks. Anyway, I just fell in love with her and she has changed my life.
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 16, 2011, 04:09:43 PM
I must admit, I dont know much about cats, this is my first cat, and I rescued her as the local pound was going to destroy her, and she was pregnant also, and by law, that hat to terminate the kittens and neuter her, and for a couple of weeks she had a neck cone on, cause she kept trying to bite her stitches.  There are some funny stories about those few weeks. Anyway, I just fell in love with her and she has changed my life.
She's so beautiful.   :)  I love fluffy cats. 
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: DroppingPlates on November 16, 2011, 10:20:07 PM
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Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: apply85 on November 16, 2011, 10:31:28 PM
^^^^
list gets longer
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Dr Dutch on November 17, 2011, 02:24:21 AM
Our cat is white with blue eyes, means she's completely deaf. Funny stuff happens when she (obviously) didn't hear and see the dog coming in her direction. She don't like the dog that much..
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: booty on November 17, 2011, 03:02:14 AM
Our cat is white with blue eyes, means she's completely deaf. Funny stuff happens when she (obviously) didn't hear and see the dog coming in her direction. She don't like the dog that much..
Does she zig zag all over the house like some looney tune character?   ;D
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: Dr Dutch on November 17, 2011, 03:55:43 AM
Does she zig zag all over the house like some looney tune character?   ;D
No it's just the hearing, not the balance that is the problem...
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: whitewidow on November 17, 2011, 05:15:04 AM
I don't really care for cats. i am alleric to them big time. But I do like most dogs. I am a weiner dog owner
Title: Re: cats need not exist
Post by: peruke on November 17, 2011, 05:16:52 AM
animals that hump kids, that jump on kids, piss me off. the kid jumps on it and it should take it because it's there to please the kid and the kid is the animal's god. I think dogs belong outside to be honest, and cats don't belong anywhere, why the fuck do they exist, they don't even do what you tell them to do, and half of everyone has an allergy to cats... really they shouldn't exist, and if I ever get to power they will all be assassinated, and people will complain for 1 week then go on with life because like I said cats should not exist, there is no need for them

this is my response to whoever was the pussy who questioned my lack of affection for animals in that other thread that got deleted



too many mice, rats without cats....