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I'd like to know why my wife Clorinda continues to watch musclemen on her private laptop and why she only watches
these videos when I'm at home. Her computer history says she's watched this video 57 times ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0wJfFKyZec (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0wJfFKyZec) ) in the last four days. I'm mad. Two days ago I come home with my good friend Roy, in hopes we'll be able to have a few cosmos after work and maybe share a few slow dances in front of the fireplace --- BUT OH NO! There she is, in a very compromising position, watching this Muscle Man. I have included a photo of myself with Clorinda -- honestly, don't we make a good couple? Why is she watching these videos in my absence and then when I ask her to get into her cowboy outfit for our alone time, she says she's not in the mood. This is just not right.