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Title: Happy Bday Bike Nut
Post by: newmom on November 29, 2011, 03:37:15 AM
Happy Bday. Hope you get lots of track time...

(http://coolest-birthday-cakes.shippony.com/images/vehicles/motorcycle/homemade-birthday-cake-04.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy Bday Bike Nut
Post by: wes on November 29, 2011, 04:18:30 AM
Happy Birthday you funny bastard!! ;D
Title: Re: Happy Bday Bike Nut
Post by: booty on November 29, 2011, 04:31:37 AM
(http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g285/asculptbooty/happybirthday2.gif)
Title: Re: Happy Bday Bike Nut
Post by: Dr Dutch on November 29, 2011, 04:38:33 AM
no homo   ;D
Title: Re: Happy Bday Bike Nut
Post by: bike nut on November 29, 2011, 12:45:04 PM
Happy Bday. Hope you get lots of track time...

(http://coolest-birthday-cakes.shippony.com/images/vehicles/motorcycle/homemade-birthday-cake-04.jpg)

Thank you RM....maybe you're not so bad afterall?

I have a certain sense of relief knowing my the windshield on my Pontiac Aztek is safe for another day.  ;D
Title: Re: Happy Bday Bike Nut
Post by: YoungBlood on November 29, 2011, 12:45:36 PM

RM....your PM box is full! ;D
Title: Re: Happy Bday Bike Nut
Post by: bike nut on November 29, 2011, 12:47:13 PM
Happy Birthday you funny bastard!! ;D

Wes...hope to be able to still do the dumb shit I do when I get to your age.

 ;D
Title: Re: Happy Bday Bike Nut
Post by: kiwiol on November 29, 2011, 01:11:27 PM
Have a good one, stud.
Title: Re: Happy Bday Bike Nut
Post by: wes on November 29, 2011, 01:14:45 PM
Wes...hope to be able to still do the dumb shit I do when I get to your age.

 ;D
It`s pretty easy......I don`t have to try hard at all bro!  ;D
Title: Re: Happy Bday Bike Nut
Post by: bike nut on November 29, 2011, 01:22:01 PM
RM....your PM box is full! ;D

Full of pictures of my penis - before I realized "she" is a Chaos gimmick.

No homo.  ;D
Title: Re: Happy Bday Bike Nut
Post by: bike nut on November 29, 2011, 01:23:37 PM
Have a good one, stud.

Thank you sir - and may a MILF with a hankering for anal (no, not booty) find her way to you this holiday season.
Title: Re: Happy Bday Bike Nut
Post by: newmom on November 29, 2011, 03:30:44 PM
RM....your PM box is full! ;D

darn it..K

Thank you sir - and may a MILF with a hankering for anal (no, not booty) find her way to you this holiday season.

LMAO
Title: Re: Happy Bday Bike Nut
Post by: kiwiol on November 29, 2011, 03:35:58 PM
Thank you sir - and may a MILF with a hankering for anal (no, not booty) find her way to you this holiday season.

Was chatting up this flirty little blonde at the Bday party of my mate's GF last week and got some strange looks from her stepmother when I offered the girl a beer (which she refused). Turns out she's still in school and won't turn 18 until early next year, which I was too drunk to notice ;D

I'll take that over any MILF, once she's legal, of course :P
Title: Re: Happy Bday Bike Nut
Post by: newmom on November 29, 2011, 03:37:10 PM
Was chatting up this flirty little blonde at the Bday party of my mate's GF last week and got some strange looks from her stepmother when I offered the girl a beer (which she refused). Turns out she was still in school and won't turn 18 until early next year, which I was too drunk to notice ;D

I'll take that over any MILF, once she's legal, of course :P

ageist post reported
Title: Re: Happy Bday Bike Nut
Post by: kiwiol on November 29, 2011, 03:40:22 PM
ageist post reported

Your mom goes to college.
Title: Re: Happy Bday Bike Nut
Post by: newmom on November 29, 2011, 03:44:04 PM
Your mom goes to college.

don't start that with me Benchmstr
Title: Re: Happy Bday Bike Nut
Post by: kiwiol on November 29, 2011, 03:46:20 PM
don't start that with me Benchmstr

PIP Bench :'(
Title: Re: Happy Bday Bike Nut
Post by: newmom on November 29, 2011, 03:48:35 PM
PIP Bench :'(

^^This :( :( :( :(
Title: Re: Happy Bday Bike Nut
Post by: chaos on November 29, 2011, 03:53:55 PM
Appreciate the shots of your needledick bike nut, for you birthday I dressed mine in a suit, check your PMs.
Title: Re: Happy Bday Bike Nut
Post by: Butterbean on November 29, 2011, 04:22:28 PM
Happy Birthday Bike Nut!

Title: Re: Happy Bday Bike Nut
Post by: Big N on November 29, 2011, 04:40:01 PM
Happy Birthday you funny bastard!! ;D

x 2
Title: Re: Happy Bday Bike Nut
Post by: bike nut on November 29, 2011, 05:49:24 PM
Chaos: just a tip to help you with penis photos in the future. Guys with REALLY small penises (penii?) like you have to take their dick out of their hand before they take the photo.

Inbox space cleared - try again. (No homo, but still better looking in a dress than runningmom)
Title: Re: Happy Bday Bike Nut
Post by: chaos on November 29, 2011, 07:10:59 PM
Ohhhh, I just checked the pics you sent to my runningmom account...not sure I need the tweezers like you did but I'll try!!! :)
Title: Re: Happy Bday Bike Nut
Post by: bike nut on November 29, 2011, 07:37:05 PM
C'mon Chaos mine might be short but you must be sitting there in awe of it;s girth. Let's just say I'm way oversquare in the "bore" and "stroke".department.

Those photos look like an anaconda pressed up against a plate glass window don't they?
Title: Re: Happy Bday Bike Nut
Post by: chaos on November 29, 2011, 08:27:39 PM
Lmfao!!

More like an earthworm in a coke bottle.