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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: El Diablo Blanco on November 30, 2011, 01:44:21 PM
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Fucking lately by mid to end of day after sitting in a chair in dress pants, I will get up or move and get a whiff of some serious ball sweat. I've tried baby powder but that works for about 5 minutes and gets messy and also looks like you were sniffing some coke at work.
I don't want to use that Axe spray and stink like a NYC Paki that just got off of the boat either. I've seen these spritz bottles for women but the scents are vanilla and flowers and don't want my balls smelling like baked goods and attracting the fatties in my office.
Is there a better solution to make that smell fresh?
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are you a briefs or boxer kind of man? or boxer briefs
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are you a briefs or boxer kind of man? or boxer briefs
Briefs. Used to spend too much money on Calvin, Hillfiger and such undies and all the lycra and shit in it made my balls sweat more.
Now I just buy straight up plain cotton briefs from Walmart and just buy new ones every few months.
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Fucking lately by mid to end of day after sitting in a chair in dress pants, I will get up or move and get a whiff of some serious ball sweat. I've tried baby powder but that works for about 5 minutes and gets messy and also looks like you were sniffing some coke at work.
I don't want to use that Axe spray and stink like a NYC Paki that just got off of the boat either. I've seen these spritz bottles for women but the scents are vanilla and flowers and don't want my balls smelling like baked goods and attracting the fatties in my office.
Is there a better solution to make that smell fresh?
you and your lifting buddies could use your tongue and clean each other sweaty balls
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GOLDBOND POWDER.
JUST PAT SOME ON. WHEN YOU KNOW ITS TIME TO GET DOWN, BRUSH/WASH THAT SHIT OFF.
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Didn't we already have a swamp ass thread? I recall some worthy remedies if im not mistaking....chair positioning, asstro glide, diapers, etc
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Fucking lately by mid to end of day after sitting in a chair in dress pants, I will get up or move and get a whiff of some serious ball sweat. I've tried baby powder but that works for about 5 minutes and gets messy and also looks like you were sniffing some coke at work.
I don't want to use that Axe spray and stink like a NYC Paki that just got off of the boat either. I've seen these spritz bottles for women but the scents are vanilla and flowers and don't want my balls smelling like baked goods and attracting the fatties in my office.
Is there a better solution to make that smell fresh?
LOL @ baked goods
seriously ? .. do what women do ... use wet wipes and the stall at work .. you must go in there to use the urinal .. so use the stall instead and keep a wet wipe in your pocket and wash your junk
GOLDBOND POWDER.
JUST PAT SOME ON. WHEN YOU KNOW ITS TIME TO GET DOWN, BRUSH/WASH THAT SHIT OFF.
ICK .. Goldbond smells like medicine for fungi .. I'd rather sit next to a guy that smelled of babywipes
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Stop sticking your dick in other men's asses and surprisingly it won't smell like shit
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Why is baby powder messy? Sure some falls on the floor after you rub some on your balls, but thats okay. Just do it after the shower or in the bathroom.
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one days worth of build up shouldnt smell bad. you dont like the smell, your a guy. but women probably will, depending on their mood and how nasty they are. and if they can even smell it.
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everyone smells that way and the best thing is to not be fat and wear clothing that lets soem air in
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Have you considered just draping yourself in velvet all day?
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one days worth of build up shouldnt smell bad. you dont like the smell, your a guy. but women probably will, depending on their mood and how nasty they are. and if they can even smell it.
have you tested this theory? this is important.
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LOL @ baked goods
seriously ? .. do what women do ... use wet wipes and the stall at work .. you must go in there to use the urinal .. so use the stall instead and keep a wet wipe in your pocket and wash your junk
ICK .. Goldbond smells like medicine for fungi .. I'd rather sit next to a guy that smelled of babywipes
solid advice
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I use wipes and have for over a decade. At home I use Huggies clean and refreshing with mo toilet paper. One usually does the job, wipe, fold, wipe, fold, and wipe from the front for the last one. At work I use the wet wipes single packs, but I do use toilet paper first because they are thinner.
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Get the 33333 guy to lick it for u...just tell him u hate black people
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I use wipes and have for over a decade. At home I use Huggies clean and refreshing with mo toilet paper. One usually does the job, wipe, fold, wipe, fold, and wipe from the front for the last one. At work I use the wet wipes single packs, but I do use toilet paper first because they are thinner.
U registered on getbig just to. Answer this one thread didn't u?
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Shave your balls bro it helps a lot. Get some better underwear.
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When in doubt...freeball.
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Shower twice daily, shave them and also wear cotton underwear so that they can breath. :D
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Get the 33333 guy to lick it for u...just tell him u hate black people
LOL. I use baby powder. Works best. As for blacks - personally - I like blacks on a one to one situation
Politically and culturally? Not so much.
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http://freshballs.com/
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WTF dude. Seriously your balls have their own sweaty smell? You know this how? Have you stuck your head down between your legs and have smelt your own balls? Obvioulsy you're serious or you wouldn't have posted the question on the internetz and more specifically Getbig, so I 'll give you a serious answer.
Go to the toilet, lock yourself in a cubicle and take all your cloths off, then take a shit into either hand and proceed to rub it all over yourself but NOT your neck or face (people will see you have shit on you). Get dressed, wash your hands thoroughly and then walk out. Voila!!!! not more sweaty balls smell!!
Thank me later.
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WTF dude. Seriously your balls have their own sweaty smell? You know this how? Have you stuck your head down between your legs and have smelt your own balls? Obvioulsy you're serious or you wouldn't have posted the question on the internetz and more specifically Getbig, so I 'll give you a serious answer.
Go to the toilet, lock yourself in a cubicle and take all your cloths off, then take a shit into either hand and proceed to rub it all over yourself but NOT your neck or face (people will see you have shit on you). Get dressed, wash your hands thoroughly and then walk out. Voila!!!! not more sweaty balls smell!!
Thank me later.
I thought every guy did this? :-\ :-\
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U registered on getbig just to. Answer this one thread didn't u?
Haha...guess that is an odd first post. Lol.
I'm a dirty little lurker....signed up to read gh15, and discovered that you guys aren't as retarded as the intensemuscle and professionalmuscle folks make you out to be. Plus yall have way more jot naked chic threads!
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Haha...guess that is an odd first post. Lol.
I'm a dirty little lurker....signed up to read gh15, and discovered that you guys aren't as retarded as the intensemuscle and professionalmuscle folks make you out to be. Plus yall have way more jot naked chic threads!
No, see, that's the thing, we are retarded. We just don't care :D :D :D
and lol at professional muscle and intensemuscle ::) ::) they only care about men in :-X :-X
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Try tea-bagging a glass of Listerine.
Problem solved.
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Have you considered just draping yourself in velvet all day?
Seinfeld.
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1) Use Lifebuoy antibacterial soap when showering, particularly for the naughty bits.
2) Hit the underside of your ballsack and ass with a shot of AXE right after you dry yourself off- problem solved!!!!
P.S. Yes, this is what I do every day, no complaints. ;D
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Either you guys are disgustingly dirty or I need to have my nose checked :-\
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Nothing beats the testicle smell after a leg workout.
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Not being a fat fuck helps bro.
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On a serious note: my sweat never "smells". Ever. It's because I detoxified and eat all organic and quality home grown. The mor etoxines in your body the more you smell ... simple. Ever smelled a little infant? They are toxine free so they do not smell. Ever. Try detoxifying yourselves. I created a 5 week detox protocol for my clients.
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On a serious note: my sweat never "smells". Ever. It's because I detoxified and eat all organic and quality home grown. The mor etoxines in your body the more you smell ... simple. Ever smelled a little infant? They are toxine free so they do not smell. Ever. Try detoxifying yourselves. I created a 5 week detox protocol for my clients.
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Care to share it with your Bro's here?? We'd appreciate it (the serious guys).
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On a serious note: my sweat never "smells". Ever. It's because I detoxified and eat all organic and quality home grown. The mor etoxines in your body the more you smell ... simple. Ever smelled a little infant? They are toxine free so they do not smell. Ever. Try detoxifying yourselves. I created a 5 week detox protocol for my clients.
has more to do with hormone levels and bacteria growing in the sebum, which explains your situation as you have the testicles and testosterone levels of a 6 year old boy
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has more to do with hormone levels and bacteria growing in the sebum, which explains your situation as you have the testicles and testosterone levels of a 6 year old boy
Good point. Never thought about the correlation with the fact that I started noticing the scent after I start my TRT.
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Seinfeld.
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