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Title: Help a getbigga out
Post by: Raymondo on December 04, 2011, 07:30:39 AM
Uberman got dumped by his girlfriend because he's fat

he wants to start a cycle but is not sure what to take and where to find it

would you kind members suggest what our esteemed resident intellectual psychologist/anthropologist should do?

(screenshot attached as evidence)

Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: dustin on December 04, 2011, 07:38:22 AM
Poor boy needs to get on the T-MET and GH. He'll feel like a champ in no time.

COCKSPEED!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: Meso_z on December 04, 2011, 07:39:12 AM
Uberman got dumped by his girlfriend because he's fat

he wants to start a cycle but is not sure what to take and where to find it

would you kind members suggest what our esteemed resident intellectual psychologist/anthropologist should do?

(screenshot attached as evidence)


Isnt "uberman" the guy who overcomplicates things, writing those long-ass essays for posts?
Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: Myrk on December 04, 2011, 07:41:08 AM
Now that's funny
Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: johnnynoname on December 04, 2011, 07:41:21 AM
see, this is what uberman will do next
1) after the barrage of "men and women" copy and pasting all over this forum the last week, he (uberman) will switch to a more "human" style of posting.  the long, drawn out, Freud "copy and pastes" will take a vacation and he will start saying shit like "hey, man- I get what your saying"
2) in a couple of weeks he will be back to doing that thing he normally does

Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: berblexer on December 04, 2011, 07:57:45 AM
Uberman turns out to be a hypocrite, critising bodybuilders and juicers while he wants to start juicing himself.
Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: Swlabr on December 04, 2011, 07:58:59 AM
inb4 "that's a lousy photoshop by Leafy I never said that" balonie. ::)
Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: howardroark on December 04, 2011, 07:59:07 AM
I'll hook uberman up with a source  ;D
Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: johnnynoname on December 04, 2011, 08:00:20 AM
this thread asks the question" shouldn't PM's stay private and posting them should be a bannable offense?"

my answer- fuck no
Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: Hulkotron on December 04, 2011, 08:33:42 AM
this thread asks the question" shouldn't PM's stay private and posting them should be a bannable offense?"

my answer- fuck no

Yes outing via PMs, real or fake, is one of the foundations of GB.C.

I am excited about the future development of this thread.
Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: Cleanest Natural on December 04, 2011, 08:37:53 AM
hahaha where do I begin??
Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: Swlabr on December 04, 2011, 08:39:14 AM
hahaha where do I begin??

At the start. We're ready.

(http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/f/f3/Kermit4.jpg)
Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: Shockwave on December 04, 2011, 08:41:03 AM
Hmmm....
If real, that sucks.
I like Uberman, but Ive always wondered if he spends so much time psychoanalyzing everyone because hes running/doesnt want to deal with his own problems /uberman
Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: Dr Dutch on December 04, 2011, 08:45:31 AM
this thread asks the question" shouldn't PM's stay private and posting them should be a bannable offense?"

my answer- fuck no
I don't like PM's and I post all insulting ones directly..
Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: Hulkotron on December 04, 2011, 08:50:37 AM
I wonder what the PM below from TA said.
Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: chaos on December 04, 2011, 08:56:23 AM
Not for nothing, as I would have indulged in bashing Ubertwat along with everyone, but if you're going to fake a PM at least take Adonis' signature out of the fake PM. ;)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=404244.0;attach=445012;image)

The "Esse quam videri" is Adonis' sig line.....meaning that PM is actually from.........the all Natural Adonis.... :D
Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: Schmoff on December 04, 2011, 08:57:59 AM
Girls and sons who have not been loved by their fathers seek attention once teens and adults to compensate for what they didnt have originally. Fathers either left them alone, or were distant most of the time and not encouraging them. Some even despised them which would shape their personality and the way they d interact with others for the rest of their life.
They are extremistic in everything they do, always looking exageratly for attention, and have troubles adapting to society's rules, because they also have troubles defining their own identity and respecting authority and hierarchy.


Also boys who got picked on by others during childhood and adolescence -often sons without a father figure- try to compensate by lifting weights, to develop muscles and survive in ther male world. They re insecure because they re girly, childish, feminine having been raised by a single mom. They lift obsessively hoping it will transform them into men, to compensate for their lack of influence from a father figure that was not there. Unfortunaltey they can get as big as they can it doesnt cure their insecurity and who they truly are, how they grew up being raised by a single mom. They re no as manly as other men whatever they do, and they often have a big lack of masculine presence they dont know how to balance, hence often being borderline homosexuals while trying to get their manhood back thru various manly activities (mma, cars, weight lifting etc). They are often the ones that, in order to get respect from other males will go the steroids route to get even "bigger" attemptint to cure their insecurity , but being natural not being "enough", they still feel "too small", insecure, amongst other males. The lack of a father figure also often means they didnt have guidance to continue studies and are often working shitty manual jobs.
Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: Hulkotron on December 04, 2011, 08:58:21 AM
Not for nothing, as I would have indulged in bashing Ubertwat along with everyone, but if you're going to fake a PM at least take Adonis' signature out of the fake PM. ;)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=404244.0;attach=445012;image)

The "Esse quam videri" is Adonis' sig line.....meaning that PM is actually from.........the all Natural Adonis.... :D

Yes the left margin is all off as well.  Pretty poor effort really.
Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: Cleanest Natural on December 04, 2011, 08:58:34 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: chaos on December 04, 2011, 09:01:01 AM
Yes the left margin is all off as well.  Pretty poor effort really.
I've seen better fakes in a Blinky thread for sure.
Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: berblexer on December 04, 2011, 09:01:11 AM
Lool now adonis is owned
Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: Tito24 on December 04, 2011, 09:01:16 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=153137.0;attach=171479;image)
Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: howardroark on December 04, 2011, 09:02:40 AM
EXPOSED AS ADONIS!!  ;D
Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: Raymondo on December 04, 2011, 09:07:20 AM
PM screenshot copied from this post:

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=404118.msg5759940#msg5759940


(covering my arse)
Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: Big N on December 04, 2011, 10:02:08 AM
Uberman got dumped by his girlfriend because he's fat

he wants to start a cycle but is not sure what to take and where to find it

would you kind members suggest what our esteemed resident intellectual psychologist/anthropologist should do?

(screenshot attached as evidence)



Sorry sir, you can not call out the God of Bodybuilding Poetry, aka Uberman.
Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: Kwon_2 on December 04, 2011, 10:48:21 AM
Not for nothing, as I would have indulged in bashing Ubertwat along with everyone, but if you're going to fake a PM at least take Adonis' signature out of the fake PM. ;)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=404244.0;attach=445012;image)

The "Esse quam videri" is Adonis' sig line.....meaning that PM is actually from.........the all Natural Adonis.... :D

HAHAHAH So "UBERMAN" is actually Adam Abeles!!!

Talk about
Girls and sons who have not been loved by their fathers seek attention once teens and adults to compensate for what they didnt have originally. Fathers either left them alone, or were distant most of the time and not encouraging them. Some even despised them which would shape their personality and the way they d interact with others for the rest of their life.
They are extremistic in everything they do, always looking exageratly for attention, and have troubles adapting to society's rules, because they also have troubles defining their own identity and respecting authority and hierarchy.


Also boys who got picked on by others during childhood and adolescence -often sons without a father figure- try to compensate by lifting weights, to develop muscles and survive in ther male world. They re insecure because they re girly, childish, feminine having been raised by a single mom. They lift obsessively hoping it will transform them into men, to compensate for their lack of influence from a father figure that was not there. Unfortunaltey they can get as big as they can it doesnt cure their insecurity and who they truly are, how they grew up being raised by a single mom. They re no as manly as other men whatever they do, and they often have a big lack of masculine presence they dont know how to balance, hence often being borderline homosexuals while trying to get their manhood back thru various manly activities (mma, cars, weight lifting etc). They are often the ones that, in order to get respect from other males will go the steroids route to get even "bigger" attemptint to cure their insecurity , but being natural not being "enough", they still feel "too small", insecure, amongst other males. The lack of a father figure also often means they didnt have guidance to continue studies and are often working shitty manual jobs.
Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: Tito24 on December 04, 2011, 10:50:53 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=159431.0;attach=181716;image)
Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: QuakerOats on December 04, 2011, 10:52:09 AM
girls and sons who have not been loved, girls and sons who have not been loved, girls and sons who have not been loved, girls and sons who have not been loved, girls and sons who have not been loved................... ........................ ........................ ........................ .......
Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: Tito24 on December 04, 2011, 10:53:07 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=159915.0;attach=182375;image)
Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: Dr Dutch on December 04, 2011, 12:34:25 PM
Not for nothing, as I would have indulged in bashing Ubertwat along with everyone, but if you're going to fake a PM at least take Adonis' signature out of the fake PM. ;)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=404244.0;attach=445012;image)

The "Esse quam videri" is Adonis' sig line.....meaning that PM is actually from.........the all Natural Adonis.... :D
I thought Adonis sig is correct this all or something... ???
Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: chaos on December 04, 2011, 12:40:14 PM
That is under his avatar as his personal text, sig line is what appear under your post.......like mine says "Might makes right".....or is that backwards? Either way it says that on the bottom of Adonis' posts, has for quite awhile.
Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: Shockwave on December 04, 2011, 12:41:55 PM
That is under his avatar as his personal text, sig line is what appear under your post.......like mine says "Might makes right".....or is that backwards? Either way it says that on the bottom of Adonis' posts, has for quite awhile.
Correct.
Nice catch.
I figured that had to be a photoshop, I could never imagine Uberman speaking like that.
Lol @ Uberman saying "bro"

Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: Dr Dutch on December 04, 2011, 12:45:42 PM
That is under his avatar as his personal text, sig line is what appear under your post.......like mine says "Might makes right".....or is that backwards? Either way it says that on the bottom of Adonis' posts, has for quite awhile.
You're right. You could have shopped this all together, but I don't think so... :D
Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: kiwiol on December 04, 2011, 12:49:56 PM
HAHAHAH So "UBERMAN" is actually Adam Abeles!!!

Brutal putting 2 and 2 together and coming up with 37.
Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: chaos on December 04, 2011, 12:51:10 PM
You're right. You could have shopped this all together, but I don't think so... :D
Me? I don't even have photoshop or know how to use it.
Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: Dr Dutch on December 04, 2011, 12:53:35 PM
Ok Chaos earns this weeks Honey Badger Award...!
Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: Shockwave on December 04, 2011, 12:57:04 PM
Brutal putting 2 and 2 together and coming up with 37.
Lol.
I was thinking the same thing, but couldnt come up with a decent joke. hahaha
Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: kiwiol on December 04, 2011, 01:05:36 PM
Lol.
I was thinking the same thing, but couldnt come up with a decent joke. hahaha

 ;D Let's hope Kwon doesn't ask for my exact location.
Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: Kwon_2 on December 04, 2011, 01:27:09 PM
;D Let's hope Kwon doesn't ask for my exact location.

What's your exact location Kiwi? :D
Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: kiwiol on December 04, 2011, 01:28:45 PM
What's your exact location Kiwi? :D

Currently outside your mom's bedroom window, watching her sleep :P
Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: Kwon_2 on December 04, 2011, 01:53:00 PM
Currently outside your mom's bedroom window, watching her sleep :P

That would be quite impossible, but a good attempt at a jest Kiwi!
Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: kiwiol on December 04, 2011, 02:18:05 PM
That would be quite impossible, but a good attempt at a jest Kiwi!

Your mom jokes aren't meant to be taken personally, stud.
Title: Re: Help a getbigga out
Post by: Kwon_2 on December 04, 2011, 02:30:46 PM
Your mom jokes aren't meant to be taken personally, stud.

It was quite witty though, i must admit!

Even though the probability would be non-existant, i can fully understand the humor.