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Title: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: purenaturalstrength on December 08, 2011, 02:27:07 AM


ordered this one

http://www.dknitalia.it/fitness/tapis-roulant-t830.htm

hopefull this is decent quality

had one good review on amazon http://www.amazon.co.uk/DKN-T830-Treadmill/dp/B0034J3X3A



So some questions....

Is that "run from x% to x% maximal heart beat" bro science? What about just telling her to run it at 8 km/hour for 30 minutes right after waking up 4-5 days a week, would that work?
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: kreator on December 08, 2011, 02:33:38 AM
since when is fat considered beautiful?
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: purenaturalstrength on December 08, 2011, 02:34:21 AM
since when is fat considered beautiful?

face is really really beautiful, sometimes I'm just shocked


Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: DK II on December 08, 2011, 02:34:32 AM
Holy shit, youre stupid, spending money on a gf, a FAT gf that is.

Should have bought steroids or hgh for the money.









Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: purenaturalstrength on December 08, 2011, 02:39:03 AM
Holy shit, youre stupid, spending money on a gf, a FAT gf that is.

Should have bought steroids or hgh for the money.











yeah but i remember when she took up jogging for a while it actually seemed to work

on the other hand maybe keeping her fat would be better so that she is not too attractive to other men
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: ChevChelios on December 08, 2011, 02:42:36 AM
Ship her 2 tabs of 25mg of t3 in her soda,coffe,yoghurt or whatever.She will get slimmer in no time.And it's god damn fucking cheap.You buy hgh for your ass,kigtropina....If she gets tyroid problems you dump her.


gh15 approved


Srsly dude,you seem like a nice guy,but your gf is not fat,she is almost obese,you should put some conditions,like if she drinks soda,chocolata or other shit,she gets no cock in her ass.This might work  :D
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: Red Hook on December 08, 2011, 04:23:28 AM
Post a pic of her body
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: DK II on December 08, 2011, 05:35:04 AM
Ship her 2 tabs of 25mg of t3 in her soda,coffe,yoghurt or whatever.She will get slimmer in no time.And it's god damn fucking cheap.You buy hgh for your ass,kigtropina....If she gets tyroid problems you dump her.


gh15 approved


Srsly dude,you seem like a nice guy,but your gf is not fat,she is almost obese,you should put some conditions,like if she drinks soda,chocolata or other shit,she gets no cock in her ass.This might work  :D


x1000, all the way quality advice there.
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: Cutlet767 on December 08, 2011, 05:38:18 AM
since when is fat considered beautiful?

Fat is just baggage that needs to be dropped. Even the fattest whore can be beautiful. After the baggage is dropped.
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: aesthetics on December 08, 2011, 05:39:47 AM
do you live in south america? aren't steroids legal there? just get her a bottle of var and some clen and save yourself 6 thousand dollars
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: Natural Man on December 08, 2011, 05:44:56 AM
Buying a threadmill for home is completely retarded especialy for someone who doesnt use to train or practise any physical activity at all. She wont use it for long and you ll have to re-sell it for a quarter of the price. Ebay and other classified ads websties are full of these shity cardio and weight lifting equipments average joes and janes barely used because they had no real motivation or knowledge to do anything with them for longer than a week.

She should run outside for cardio one hour a day, change drastically her eating habits -judging by the pics you posted- first and foremost. That's the hard but most efficient and healthy way. She could also lift weights at home if you re smart enough to get her addicted to it.

Cant wait until some guy even younger and more unexperienced than you tells you to get her on clen+hgh and to do a lipo.
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: Irongrip400 on December 08, 2011, 05:47:20 AM
Buying a threadmill for home is completely retarded especialy for someone who doesnt use to train or practise any physical activity at all. She wont use it for long and you ll have to re-sell it for a quarter of the price. Ebay and other classified ads websties are full of these shity cardio and weight lifting equipments average joes and janes barely used because they had no real motivation or knowledge to do anything with them for longer than a week.

She should run outside for cardio one hour a day, change drastically her eating habits -judging by the pics you posted- first and foremost. That's the hard but most efficient and healthy way. She could also lift weights at home if you re smart enough to get her addicted to it.


No one should listen to your tips on physical fitness...just saying :-\
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: Boost on December 08, 2011, 06:05:05 AM
Novel idea: Go jogging outside...It's free
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: pillowtalk on December 08, 2011, 06:09:24 AM
Ship her 2 tabs of 25mg of t3 in her soda,coffe,yoghurt or whatever.She will get slimmer in no time.And it's god damn fucking cheap.You buy hgh for your ass,kigtropina....If she gets tyroid problems you dump her.


gh15 approved


Srsly dude,you seem like a nice guy Troll,but your gf is not fat,she is almost obese,you should put some conditions,like if she drinks soda,chocolata or other shit,she gets no cock in her ass.This might work  :D

THIS ^^^^

PT
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: devilsmile on December 08, 2011, 06:12:24 AM
what happen to enjoying running outside, I have NO IDEA why people buy these things. I can't even phantom doing cardio indoors because it doesn't make any sense to me.

Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: Board_SHERIF on December 08, 2011, 06:12:28 AM
Buying a threadmill for home is completely retarded especialy for someone who doesnt use to train or practise any physical activity at all. She wont use it for long and you ll have to re-sell it for a quarter of the price. Ebay and other classified ads websties are full of these shity cardio and weight lifting equipments average joes and janes barely used because they had no real motivation or knowledge to do anything with them for longer than a week.

She should run outside for cardio one hour a day, change drastically her eating habits -judging by the pics you posted- first and foremost. That's the hard but most efficient and healthy way. She could also lift weights at home if you re smart enough to get her addicted to it.

Cant wait until some guy even younger than you tells you to get her on clen+hgh and to do a lipo.

x22, a few months and Fatty will quit the treadmill and you will of wasted $$ and resent fatty even more !
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: Boost on December 08, 2011, 06:15:48 AM
what happen to enjoying running outside, I have NO IDEA why people buy these things. I can't even phantom doing cardio indoors because it doesn't make any sense to me.


It's an American thing  ;D

People believe they need to be inside a gym or using a shiny new piece of cardio equipment to lose weight.

Running outside is too basic
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: CalvinH on December 08, 2011, 06:28:19 AM
You should have just ordered a new skinny girlfriend instead of a treadmill.
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: Natural Man on December 08, 2011, 06:30:00 AM
You should have just ordered a new skinny girlfriend instead of a treadmill.
Cause humans are just like material goods right?
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: devilsmile on December 08, 2011, 06:31:04 AM
It's an American thing  ;D

People believe they need to be inside a gym or using a shiny new piece of cardio equipment to lose weight.

Running outside is too basic

everything has to be an image thing, huh  ;D
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: CalvinH on December 08, 2011, 06:31:54 AM
Cause humans are just like material goods right?


Some ;)
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: Board_SHERIF on December 08, 2011, 06:32:05 AM
You should have just ordered a new skinny girlfriend instead of a treadmill.

lolz  ;D
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: BIG ACH on December 08, 2011, 06:34:36 AM
OK... Did you guys actually discuss this gift and agree on it beforehand.... Or are you surprising her?  Cause I don't really see this ending well if its a surprise LOL.....

Poor girl could be expecting jewelry and come Christmas morning you're like "here honey... For Christmas I'm making sure you no longer have a fat ass!"
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: hrspwr on December 08, 2011, 06:38:30 AM
Buy her some running shoes and some nice workout clothes and then find a hill for her big ass to run up.
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: farrellzach on December 08, 2011, 06:41:27 AM
OK... Did you guys actually discuss this gift and agree on it beforehand.... Or are you surprising her?  Cause I don't really see this ending well if its a surprise LOL.....

Poor girl could be expecting jewelry and come Christmas morning you're like "here honey... For Christmas I'm making sure you no longer have a fat ass!"


This
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: aesthetics on December 08, 2011, 06:42:14 AM
Cause humans are just like material goods right?

yes they are. for a doofus who thinks he is a philosopher that is something you should have realized
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: Parker on December 08, 2011, 06:43:46 AM
Waste of money! She will only use it for a lil while, as you said she jogged and stopped, you need to encourage her to start up, and jog with her...and watch her diet. Her being African, she prolly likes the high calorie foods, and the fatty stuff...depending where she came from, she prolly seeks foods that replicate the foods she used to eat, or goes to African markets.

If you want a treadmill, I told you you can find some for cheap from gy
s going out of business, holiday discounts, or people giving them away.
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: Boost on December 08, 2011, 08:17:45 AM
OK... Did you guys actually discuss this gift and agree on it beforehand.... Or are you surprising her?  Cause I don't really see this ending well if its a surprise LOL.....

Poor girl could be expecting jewelry and come Christmas morning you're like "here honey... For Christmas I'm making sure you no longer have a fat ass!"

This man knows a thing or two about treadmills.

 :D
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: ChevChelios on December 08, 2011, 08:29:18 AM
He may know....how to build one.  :D there will be a situation when treadmill  arrives home:

She:Honey,there is that thing at the door,didn't knew you wanted to loose some weight..  ???
purenaturalstrenght:actually i got it for you in order to get rid of  your fat ass and lousy belly  :D
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: purenaturalstrength on December 08, 2011, 01:59:27 PM
OK... Did you guys actually discuss this gift and agree on it beforehand.... Or are you surprising her?  Cause I don't really see this ending well if its a surprise LOL.....

Poor girl could be expecting jewelry and come Christmas morning you're like "here honey... For Christmas I'm making sure you no longer have a fat ass!"

last month when we were on holiday she was moaning all the time how she is getting fat and that she wants a treadmill (because we live in urban area where running outside is dumb ass hell with all the carbon monoxide and of course right now it's freezing and snow also)

i deflected the issue out of stingyness


now it's gonna be a surprise when it show up at the door i guess
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: purenaturalstrength on December 08, 2011, 02:01:09 PM
Waste of money! She will only use it for a lil while, as you said she jogged and stopped, you need to encourage her to start up, and jog with her...and watch her diet. Her being African, she prolly likes the high calorie foods, and the fatty stuff...depending where she came from, she prolly seeks foods that replicate the foods she used to eat, or goes to African markets.

If you want a treadmill, I told you you can find some for cheap from gy
s going out of business, holiday discounts, or people giving them away.


yes she cooks traditional west african food all the time


it must somehow be LOADED with calories because some of  her brothers only eat once a day and are big and fat (some are skinny/wiry also)

i think all this organ meat and cow skin must be fat as fuck

also fried plantains and whatnot
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: newmom on December 08, 2011, 02:04:09 PM
Novel idea: Go jogging outside...It's free

yes but if there's 1 foot of snow, kinda difficult.


PNS, SHE has to want to loose it.
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: RustyTrenbolona on December 08, 2011, 02:04:57 PM
what sorts of bars or places do you meet such diverse pussy? and dont say living in the city...i need exact loctaions
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: Dr Dutch on December 08, 2011, 02:07:09 PM

yes she cooks traditional west african food all the time


it must somehow be LOADED with calories because some of  her brothers only eat once a day and are big and fat (some are skinny/wiry also)

i think all this organ meat and cow skin must be fat as fuck

also fried plantains and whatnot
Fried plantains.......sounds like something you only wanna eat during a famine...
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: da_vinci on December 08, 2011, 02:09:45 PM
Next time when you chose a girl - make sure her ankles and wrists are thin (oh - and long fingers, kind of "piano player" ones..).
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: Dr Dutch on December 08, 2011, 02:11:10 PM
Next time when you chose a girl - make sure she got ankles and wrists
fixed
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: purenaturalstrength on December 08, 2011, 02:16:16 PM
Next time when you chose a girl - make sure her ankles and wrists are thin (oh - and long fingers, kind of "piano player" ones..).

long fingers

lol no

i like girls with short small bodies, small feet and hands
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: purenaturalstrength on December 08, 2011, 02:17:40 PM
yes but if there's 1 foot of snow, kinda difficult.


PNS, SHE has to want to loose it.

yeah she wants to lose about 5kilos

i took her to africa and her brothers all complimented me on how i managed to make her lose weight

so apparently she used to be fatter
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: Nomad on December 08, 2011, 02:19:08 PM
You better pray that when she loses the fat ( big if ) she doesn't dump your beta ass and jump on some roided muscled out douchebag.
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: purenaturalstrength on December 08, 2011, 02:19:22 PM
what sorts of bars or places do you meet such diverse pussy? and dont say living in the city...i need exact loctaions

with globalization in full effect you can find a plethora of all kinds of pussy you can dream in any large city around the world
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: Dr Dutch on December 08, 2011, 02:19:43 PM
What nationality/race/etnic identity you are, PNS...?
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: purenaturalstrength on December 08, 2011, 02:20:46 PM
You better pray that when she loses the fat ( big if ) she doesn't dump your beta ass and jump on some roided muscled out douchebag.

yeah she put a picture of her with phil heath on facebook

she loves dat der roid muscle

she said about steroids "he's making big money getting more bigger and more bigger...why not"


Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: purenaturalstrength on December 08, 2011, 02:22:12 PM
What nationality/race/etnic identity you are, PNS...?
white
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: da_vinci on December 08, 2011, 02:23:56 PM
long fingers

lol no

i like girls with short small bodies, small feet and hands

Make no mistake - me too, def. just short and tiny ones (sometimes I may make an exception), but when a short one has long fingers and small wrists, you can be almost sure she won't get obese. A lil fat here and there - nothing to worry about.. But if there's a predisposition to /whaleness/ - watch out..).
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: purenaturalstrength on December 08, 2011, 02:24:36 PM
This man knows a thing or two about treadmills.

 :D


is this for real? what the hell happened to him

he used to be ripped
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: newmom on December 08, 2011, 02:36:16 PM
Well I wish her luck, I hope she sticks to it
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: aesthetics on December 08, 2011, 02:51:14 PM
hey PNS, have you yet come to the realization that all of your problems, that you constantly gripe about, can all be fixed by steroids? just pointing that out since you seem to be missing it
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: purenaturalstrength on December 08, 2011, 02:59:24 PM
hey PNS, have you yet come to the realization that all of your problems, that you constantly gripe about, can all be fixed by steroids? just pointing that out since you seem to be missing it

actually i have been thinking about this the last couple of days

but first i need to get skull surgery, i have a number of a surgeon now and will make an appointment one of these days see what he thinks

things i have also been thinking about are

*yeah but what if you dont respond well to it, can you predict who responds well and who doesnt

*and if i want to do it i dont just want to do it a little bit i will want to do it to be a freakish brute of strength and ripllish muscles  and that's not realistic so basically i dont want to be a phaggot who used roids to gain 10lbs of muscle

and that shit is expensive as fuck i dont want to struggle financially for some muscles


and also once you dont take it anymore you shrink down to a little girl for example when you go on holiday, prison or war breaks out
Title: Re: getbig convinced me to order a treadmill for my fat yet beautiful girlfriend
Post by: The True Adonis on December 08, 2011, 03:15:29 PM
 ???
Adonis Principles are free and have a 100 percent success rate.


You are a complete moron.