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Getbig Main Boards => General Topics => Topic started by: johnnynoname on December 10, 2011, 08:55:11 AM
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I think I'm a simple girl. Just looking for a friend that turns out to be the person I have been waiting for. Im a bit shy at first but I am quick to come out of my shell.
This is my second go at this site. I am not looking for a one night stand. I am not into the submissive/dominant thing. I just want to meet a semi-normal guy who wants to have what is preceived as a "normal" relationship.
Im a bit sarcastic, but this NJ who isn't!
Foreign Accents are a turn on for me, so thats definately an added bonus.
Drop me a line sometime.
~K
for some reason the "Foreign Accents" part makes me laugh
It's like, Antonio Banderas and that Spainish dude from "no country for old men" are beating the shit out of each other to E-vite this girl to there villas
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Girls and sons, etc.
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please, post your winners in this thread as well
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Friendship material.
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I'm pretty sure I would rather get a "all teeth" blow job from artie lange than wash the folds in this girl's gunt
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this chick would get more responses if she said:
If you have ever had a fetish where you wanted to have sex with Afa or Sika then i'm the girl for you
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jnn, you should make a trolling profile on there and make a thread for all the messages you receive... it could be great ;D
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Desperately lonely loser, SWM,32,miserable,apathetic, tired of tv and watching my roomates hair fall out. Seeks depressed, unattractive SWF, 25-32, no sense of humor, for long talks about the macabre.
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SWM looking for blind female, any race or age. But of course blind people can't read-Fix me up with your friends.
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Bitter, disillusioned SM recently rejected by longtime fiancee seeks decent, reliable woman, If such a thing exists in this cruel world of hatchet faced witches.
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jnn, you should make a trolling profile on there and make a thread for all the messages you receive... it could be great ;D
that's what I do with my regular POF account
actually, that is what disturbia does with his POF account as well.....damn, I miss that guy on here
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Stop posting these pictures to make fun of Wiggs, you cretin. He is a beautiful chocolate man, and an institution here at getbig.
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have you ever wanted to date a girl that looks like Dwight Scrhute with a mullet?
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that's what I do with my regular POF account
actually, that is what disturbia does with his POF account as well.....damn, I miss that guy on here
JNN....I thought about doing that.....but I realized that I would end up going even further into hell if I did....
Also, if you are seriously rude on there....they do ban you...FAST
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JNN....I thought about doing that.....but I realized that I would end up going even further into hell if I did....
Also, if you are seriously rude on there....they do ban you...FAST
i've read your posts- you are already going to hell so might as well just continue to live in sin, brother
Ive never been banned
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When I worked in the airport as a firefighter we made up a fake account using obvious supermodel pictures and called her Nadia Vontavanka, we used all use it and get losers to meet her 'off the plane' haha, we would be in the cafe laughing as the men turned up to meet the fictional bitch. We even got of the lads handicapped brother to wank on webcam chatting to 'Nadia'
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When I worked in the airport as a firefighter we made up a fake account using obvious supermodel pictures and called her Nadia Vontavanka, we used all use it and get losers to meet her 'off the plane' haha, we would be in the cafe laughing as the men turned up to meet the fictional bitch. We even got of the lads handicapped brother to wank on webcam chatting to 'Nadia'
this is pretty twisted.....and funny.......PLEASE TELL ME THAT DES WOULD TYPE THESE GUYS FROM TIME TO TIME
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okay, so this lady takes a pic of a pic of hers....what is that ?!
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When I worked in the airport as a firefighter we made up a fake account using obvious supermodel pictures and called her Nadia Vontavanka, we used all use it and get losers to meet her 'off the plane' haha, we would be in the cafe laughing as the men turned up to meet the fictional bitch. We even got of the lads handicapped brother to wank on webcam chatting to 'Nadia'
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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this is pretty twisted.....and funny.......PLEASE TELL ME THAT DES WOULD TYPE THESE GUYS FROM TIME TO TIME
Fuck no, Des cant spell
Check out some of the shit he writes on Facebook to women though
Des Daly, Waterford, Ireland
Im banned off facebook
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I call this chick a triple threat because not only is she fat and ugly........
(http://pics.pof.com/dating/94/18/ylyaqw45cz_171596603.jpg)
....but she also has a half black kid
(http://pics.pof.com/dating/94/25/5qstpliyam_171841700.jpg)
seriously, that is like the equivalent being served a shit sandwich with some warm piss as a chaser
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lol
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des daly might be the greatest person on the history of the internet/world
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where do I start?
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I'm pretty sure I would rather get a "all teeth" blow job from artie lange than wash the folds in this girl's gunt
:D
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des daly might be the greatest person on the history of the internet/world
Next time that you are in down in NYC send me a message...Me, you, Jaejona and couple other "getbiggers" will go girl hunting.
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anyone ever wanted to get a reach around from the stay puffed marshmellow man?
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Next time that you are in down in NYC send me a message...Me, you, Jaejona and couple other "getbiggers" will go girl hunting.
thanks for the invite, brother
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for some reason the "Foreign Accents" part makes me laugh
It's like, Antonio Banderas and that Spainish dude from "no country for old men" are beating the shit out of each other to E-vite this girl to there villas
So only good looking fit people should be attempting to find a partner?
If anything, girls like the one up above are the ones who have to rely more on the internet to find dates.
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she's built like Emmanual Yarborough
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Fucking laughing my ass off at JNN`s comments.
I`m actually re-reading the thread,just so I can re-laugh my ass off again! ;D
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(http://paradiseleased.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/picture-victor-buono.jpg)
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what of you think of this girl?
(http://pics.pof.com/dating/81/63/qtbjyl45xd_143438110.jpg)
(http://pics.pof.com/dating/84/68/tl40timd1r_153123341-2.jpg)
........now, what do you think of her?
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(http://paradiseleased.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/picture-victor-buono.jpg)
if victor buono and Devine had a kid, it would be that chick
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dear Mods,
you might as well have deleted this thread because sending it to "general topics" is worse than deletion
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anyone ever wanted to get a reach around from the stay puffed marshmellow man?
Out-takes from Rosanne Barr's show when Dan decided to try some "makeup".
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for the record, that isn't a tattoo of a dragon on her foot.......that is a actually Dragon that is standing adjacent to her foot
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for the record, that isn't a tattoo of a dragon on her foot.......that is a actually Dragon that is standing adjacent to her foot
She looks like a damn dragon...jesus.. :-\
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(http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/87/66/ixwfmfnutm_158783080-2.jpg)
now this woman is not unattractive. Also, I've read her profile and she seems to have all her marbles
I'm just posting her picture here hoping that someone here will know where her Delorean is so she can go back to 1985.
The sooner we can help her, the better as she has to get back to her job at the "Merry-Go-Round" store at the mall
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dear Mods,
you might as well have deleted this thread because sending it to "general topics" is worse than deletion
Great move!! :(
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Great move!! :(
rumor has it that Jimmy Hoffa's body and Nicole Simpson's real murderer are lurking in General topics
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lol....Chances are Johnny is so lonely, he searched high and low, long distance and local...ugly and uglier, fat and fatter. 1 child or 10.
In all this, every single female rejected poor Johnny and in a feeble attempt at humor, Johnny posts his conquests failures to have a laugh with the boys hoping, begging and pleading for some sort of acceptance to filll that dark, void, quietness.
Johnny just wants a hug and his mommy.
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lol....Chances are Johnny is so lonely, he searched high and low, long distance and local...ugly and uglier, fat and fatter. 1 child or 10.
In all this, every single female rejected poor Johnny and in a feeble attempt at humor, Johnny posts his conquests failures to have a laugh with the boys hoping, begging and pleading for some sort of acceptance to feel that dark, void quietness.
Johnny just wants a hug and his mommy.
the good thing about general topics is that I can call wiggs a guy and no one will care ;D
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btw, wiggs you are spot on with your analysis
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(http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/87/66/ixwfmfnutm_158783080-2.jpg)
now this woman is not unattractive. Also, I've read her profile and she seems to have all her marbles
I'm just posting her picture here hoping that someone here will know where her Delorean is so she can go back to 1985.
The sooner we can help her, the better as she has to get back to her job at the "Merry-Go-Round" store at the mall
Merry-Go-Round, that is soooo 1995, what next Karl Kani?
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btw, wiggs you are spot on with your analysis
:D
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Merry-Go-Round, that is soooo 1995, what next Karl Kani?
I could have been a "strawberries" reference but I thought that would be dated
Karl Kani is more of a early 90's reference
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I could have been a "strawberries" reference but I thought that would be dated
Karl Kani is more of a early 90's reference
Cross Colors and a subscription to YSB (Young Sisters and Brothers).
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Seriously though mods- way to kill a potentially good thread
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Johnny has razor sharp humor - you should host a dating show or something.
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Johnny has razor sharp humor - you should host a dating show or something.
The Jews and fags who run Hollywood will never let that happen which Is ironic because I look like a fag heeb
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I call this chick a triple threat because not only is she fat and ugly........
(http://pics.pof.com/dating/94/18/ylyaqw45cz_171596603.jpg)
....but she also has a half black kid
(http://pics.pof.com/dating/94/25/5qstpliyam_171841700.jpg)
seriously, that is like the equivalent being served a shit sandwich with some warm piss as a chaser
lol
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i've read your posts- you are already going to hell so might as well just continue to live in sin, brother
Ive never been banned
Uh oh....I am in deeper shit than I already think?
Well, I guess I will maybe have to put this to the test