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Title: Even by GetBig standards this is pretty F'ng dumb
Post by: LurkerNoMore on December 13, 2011, 11:57:47 AM
One winter night, Dr. Melissa Barton was the attending physician in the emergency department of the Detroit Medical Center. Making her rounds, she picked up a chart for a new patient and read the woman's chief complaint: "eye in the vagina."

The patient told Barton she had been expecting a fight with some neighbors outside her house. Wearing only a sweatshirt and spandex pants, she needed somewhere to stow her prosthetic eye for safe-keeping.

"Those things are pretty expensive and hard to replace," Barton said. "So that's where it went, along with her driver's license."

Unfortunately, it got stuck.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/patients-bottles-cell-phones-buzz-lightyear-stuck-inside/story?id=15124289#.TueqFtTczg0
Title: Re: Even by GetBig standards this is pretty F'ng dumb
Post by: mass243 on December 13, 2011, 11:59:50 AM


Fuk, women are so stupid  :-\ :-\
Title: Re: Even by GetBig standards this is pretty F'ng dumb
Post by: Mr. Magoo on December 13, 2011, 12:02:05 PM
it was a million to one shot doc....million to one
Title: Re: Even by GetBig standards this is pretty F'ng dumb
Post by: LurkerNoMore on December 13, 2011, 12:02:55 PM
Maybe she is a true Getbigger.  Shit, like having her fake eye knocked out in a fight is going to stop her from whupping some ass.
Title: Re: Even by GetBig standards this is pretty F'ng dumb
Post by: 240 is Back on December 13, 2011, 12:07:06 PM
iSnatch
Title: Re: Even by GetBig standards this is pretty F'ng dumb
Post by: wes on December 13, 2011, 12:09:08 PM
Lucky she didn`t get laid that night,some guy would have poked here eye out!!

I know,I know!  ;D
Title: Re: Even by GetBig standards this is pretty F'ng dumb
Post by: Swlabr on December 13, 2011, 12:10:46 PM
Quote from: 240 is Back on December 13, 2011, 12:07:06 PM
iSnatch

Quote from: wes on December 13, 2011, 12:09:08 PM
Lucky she didn`t get laid that night,some guy would have poked here eye out!!

I know,I know!  ;D

;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Even by GetBig standards this is pretty F'ng dumb
Post by: Spicoli on December 13, 2011, 12:48:39 PM
At least in a fight she`ll keep an eye out for ya.