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Title: "That's a Assault man! thats a lawsuit man! you can't afford this!"
Post by: Swede! on December 18, 2011, 11:44:37 AM


only ....somewhere lol.

One patient black fella that's for sure.
I wish the white dude would have thrown just One punch. And then get CRUSHED lol.
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Post by: chaos on December 18, 2011, 11:46:38 AM
Yes cause that never happens in Sweden.....in Sweden drunk guys get beat up and robbed by midgets.
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Post by: tbombz on December 18, 2011, 11:50:32 AM
im pretty sure that those last few pushes actually do qualify for a lawsuit. the first time or two the guy ran into the bouncer first, but after that the bouncer was pushing him without any physical contact happening before hand. bouncers really only have the right to self defense.
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Post by: Swede! on December 18, 2011, 11:50:43 AM
Yes cause that never happens in Sweden.....in Sweden drunk guys get beat up and robbed by midgets.

no one threatens people with lawsuits no lol

"YOU CANT AFFORD THIS!!!" hahahah
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Post by: io856 on December 18, 2011, 11:52:36 AM
the black fella doesn't know and can't handle that job

and no not patient, swede
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Post by: Swede! on December 18, 2011, 11:53:45 AM
the black fella doesn't know and can't handle that job

"say it again!" I wonder what he said. Seems like he got mad after that.

I cannot understand why you're Still mouthing of when you get pushed and flew like a bitch... Time to go home..

I would call it Very patient. They got Thrown Out for something also. Assuming they were in at one point
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Post by: Wiggs on December 18, 2011, 11:54:26 AM
lol...run to daddy and call the family lawyer...Can't be treated like that by the negro.


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Post by: Parker on December 18, 2011, 11:54:52 AM
im pretty sure that those last few pushes actually do qualify for a lawsuit. the first time or two the guy ran into the bouncer first, but after that the bouncer was pushing him without any physical contact happening before hand. bouncers really only have the right to self defense.
Depends on what you can sue for...what exactly will it be, pain and suffering, mental anguish?
Have to have proof...people just say shit because they either are cheap, Money hungry bastards, or are trying to scare the other person out of a fight, like back in the day people would say "I know Karate".
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Post by: greeneyes on December 18, 2011, 12:00:52 PM
stroNg félla
pushéd by hIm
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Post by: devilsmile on December 18, 2011, 12:01:15 PM
if the bouncer sayes he can't get in, he can't ge in, period.

But he DID push the guy like in some cartoon and he could've gotten the twink hurt, and at the end he wasn't a bouncer anymore but a guy who got personal.

Common sense should be used here... but that doesn't apply in america.

But personally I'm with the big black bouncer, because I hate people who think they can act how they please and get inside a club. There's plenty of reasons why a guy aren't allowed to go in a club and the bouncer is adviced to follow the rules.
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Post by: ironneck on December 18, 2011, 12:02:16 PM
that video is sooooooo old
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Post by: mass243 on December 18, 2011, 12:02:40 PM

(http://i39.tinypic.com/1427hug.jpg)
Title: Re: "That's a Assault man! thats a lawsuit man! you can't afford this!"
Post by: io856 on December 18, 2011, 12:03:39 PM
if the bouncer sayes he can't get in, he can't ge in, period.

But he DID push the guy like in some cartoon and he could've gotten the twink hurt, and at the end he wasn't a bouncer anymore but a guy who got personal.


exactly he got personal

reality is theres two guys working there at the door that we can see and one can go fckin stand and talk to the guy until he gets bored and leaves  :-\

the other guy should have stepped in anyway because he knew his co worker was like that  ::) (and felt too beta) but of course he wanted the action  ::)
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Post by: Samourai Pizzacat on December 18, 2011, 12:05:23 PM
I'm seeing on a bunch of hotheads on both sides...no one wins...
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Post by: Swede! on December 18, 2011, 12:05:41 PM
exactly he got personal

reality is theres two guys working there at the door that we can see and one can go fckin stand and talk to the guy until he gets bored and leaves  :-\

the other guy should have stepped in anyway because he knew his co worker was like that  ::) but of course he wanted the action  ::)

well, it got personal after the white fella called the black fella something. I wonder what. At least the white idiot was smart enough to not throw a punch lol.
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Post by: mass243 on December 18, 2011, 12:05:51 PM


That's not Kai Greene at door  :o
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Post by: devilsmile on December 18, 2011, 12:06:58 PM
exactly he got personal

reality is theres two guys working there at the door that we can see and one can go fckin stand and talk to the guy until he gets bored and leaves  :-\

the other guy should have stepped in anyway because he knew his co worker was like that  ::) (and felt too beta) but of course he wanted the action  ::)

Yes, like I said, I'm with the bouncer only on a personal level because i can't stand big mouths. That's it. The white guy deserved all that degrading throwing :D.

BUT If he gets sued, loses and has to pay big bucks for the twink for 2 years, it is justyfied and right.
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Post by: Swede! on December 18, 2011, 12:07:21 PM
if the bouncer sayes he can't get in, he can't ge in, period.

But he DID push the guy like in some cartoon and he could've gotten the twink hurt, and at the end he wasn't a bouncer anymore but a guy who got personal.


When someone gets Right in your face and starts shouting you should have the right to push the motherf0cker out of the way since its very threatening. And you should be concerned about your own saftey. Then the black fella did what the white fella did. got in his face and shouted.
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Post by: devilsmile on December 18, 2011, 12:10:00 PM
When someone gets Right in your face and starts shouting you should have the right to push the motherf0cker out of the way since its very threatening. Thent he black fella did what the white fella did. got in his face and shouted.

He was working... not the same. If he did that during his freetime then by all means.

Common sense should be used. The guy is a bear, the white guy is an insecure and egoistic loser with a suit on who just bad mouths and didn't raise his hands on the bouncer. No threats there.
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Post by: io856 on December 18, 2011, 12:11:52 PM
He was working... not the same. If he did that during his freetime then by all means.

Common sense should be used. The guy is a bear, the white guy is an insecure and egoistic loser with a suit on who just bad mouths and didn't raise his hands on the bouncer. No threats there.
Exactly...

Just another drunk guy with dutch courage. Should be everyday business for the bouncer... knowing he isn't gonna hang around for the whole night. But then again egos are at stake  ::)
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Post by: Swede! on December 18, 2011, 12:13:20 PM
Exactly...

Just another drunk guy with dutch courage. Should be everyday business for the bouncer... knowing he isn't gonna hang around for the whole night. But then again egos are at stake  ::)

To me it looked like it was everyday business until the fella laid his hands on him and then called him something..
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Post by: Swede! on December 18, 2011, 12:16:22 PM
Common sense should be used. The guy is a bear, the white guy is an insecure and egoistic loser with a suit on who just bad mouths and didn't raise his hands on the bouncer. No threats there.

And if he would have gotten Punched he would Realise he can't act like this. And might re-think a lot of things. Now hes going to continue to act like an ass.
Fella was BEGGING for a reality check. And It's a shame it would have been illegal for the bouncer to give him one.

shouting in someones face should be threatening enough to legally defend yourself. I know the shouting stuff seems to be common in america though so maybe people are used to it.. Walking agressivly towards you will shouting = punch in the face first before you get punched.. I gues sbeing a bouncer makes it different.
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Post by: devilsmile on December 18, 2011, 12:17:47 PM
but he wasn't punched, swede

he wasn't a "threat", the bouncer just wanted to smack that fool so he was overpushing him because he knew he could easily snap him in half. He got out of line because he was working.

In any other case I would cheer for the big guy but now, the truth is, because I'm finnish and impartial guy ;D I would also hold charges against the bouncer ;D

:EDIT:

if that if he if this... if if if.... if didn't happend, the rule for any security type of guy is to deal with sittuations with only necessary force... lol he used alot more than what was necessary there.
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Post by: io856 on December 18, 2011, 12:18:27 PM
but he wasn't punched, swede

he wasn't a "threat", the bouncer just wanted to smack that fool so he was overpushing him because he knew he could easily snap him in half. He got out of line because he was working.

In any other case I would cheer for the big guy but now, the truth is, because I'm finnish and impartial guy ;D I would also hold charges against the bouncer ;D
haha  :-X
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Post by: Swede! on December 18, 2011, 12:20:26 PM
but he wasn't punched, swede

he wasn't a "threat", the bouncer just wanted to smack that fool so he was overpushing him because he knew he could easily snap him in half. He got out of line because he was working.

It's a shame he wasn't.

imo No. Pushing someone is the least he should have done. Hes already told him " your not getting in" so everything the fella does after that is threatening. Because hes already been told hes not getting in.. So if the fella rushes to you and gets in your face again its very threatening. ANd the black man Should defend himself. by at least pushing him away to neutralise the situation. He should have stood where hes supposed to be the entire time though..
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Post by: makaveli25 on December 18, 2011, 12:22:39 PM
Bouncer didn't do anything wrong there. You can't get in someones face and scream at them at the top of your lungs. That spoiled douch bagge is lucky he didn't get his head cracked open.
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Post by: devilsmile on December 18, 2011, 12:23:19 PM
It's a shame he wasn't.

imo No. Pushing someone is the least he should have done. Hes already told him " your not getting in" so everything the fella does after that is threatening. Because hes already been told hes not getting in.. So if the fella rusn up top your face again it's threatening..

He was working... bottom line.  300lbs bouncers are not there to hurt ignorant 170lbs college graduates, no matter how much they think they are fly. Only if the guy would've kicked the bouncer the bouncer would have been allowed to use pain tactics to bring the twink down and surrender him to the police.

The bouncer didn't win shit.
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Post by: Swede! on December 18, 2011, 12:25:30 PM
He was working... bottom line.  300lbs bouncers are not there to hurt ignorant 170lbs college graduates, no matter how much they think they are fly. Only if the guy would've kicked the bouncer the bouncer would have been allowed to use pain tactics to bring the twink down and surrender him to the police.

The bouncer didn't win shit.

Should have put him to the ground the first time he got touched and called the p p p  Police then.
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Post by: Swede! on December 18, 2011, 12:26:10 PM
Bouncer didn't do anything wrong there. You can't get in someones face and scream at them at the top of your lungs. That spoiled douch bagge is lucky he didn't get his head cracked open.

Will do this do the wrong guy and get killed. And it could all have been prevented if he got a reality check right then and there  ;D
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Post by: wes on December 18, 2011, 12:28:13 PM
Those fags shouldn`t go out drinking.
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Post by: io856 on December 18, 2011, 12:29:42 PM
Those fags shouldn`t go out drinking.
yep  ;D

hopefully they are scared off
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Post by: Heisenberg on December 18, 2011, 12:29:54 PM
Was that Big Black? ???

(http://i1091.photobucket.com/albums/i388/Heisenberg7/untitled-2.png)
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Post by: devilsmile on December 18, 2011, 12:31:01 PM
Should have put him to the ground the first time he got touched and called the p p p  Police then.

Definetely I agree with this.

The bouncer got personal while on work, which is not good, he will probably lose his job there aswell. Not his fault the jsutice system is what it is but you don't behave like that during world unless there's a true threat. Not "true threat" like swedish and finnish justice system would define one, but a REAL one. The big man just wanted to do it that way because he did have the sittuation in perfect control, he decided how it's gonna end, he decided he will push him as hard as he can and hope he gets hurt while dropping on the ground.
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Post by: Swede! on December 18, 2011, 12:31:19 PM
we're forgetting the best part of the video. Who the fuck says "you cant afford this!" during a scuffle  ;D ;D

...besides the part when he flew like a white jordan
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Post by: devilsmile on December 18, 2011, 12:32:46 PM
we're forgetting the best part of the video. Who the fuck says "you cant afford this!" during a scuffle  ;D ;D

Atleast he had some vocabulary, but god I hate that american "college life/horror films/scream"- voice he had.

It would've been funnyer if he was; "JENNI HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOu, HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU, JENNI!" lol
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Post by: wes on December 18, 2011, 12:34:38 PM
we're forgetting the best part of the video. Who the fuck says "you cant afford this!" during a scuffle  ;D ;D

...besides the part when he flew like a white jordan
A preppy spolied fuck who couldn`t fight his way out of a paper bag.

Some of these fucks are so used to getting their way in their world, that when they hit the outside,they just can`t accept that they can`t just do or say anything they want to without repercussions.
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Post by: Swede! on December 18, 2011, 12:35:58 PM
Atleast he had some vocabulary, but god I hate that american "college life/horror films/scream"- voice he had.

It would've been funnyer if he was; "JENNI HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOu, HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU, JENNI!" lol

at least we didn't have to endure the Plague which is Certian African American fellas trashtalking. And wiggers I suppose.

No girls screaming either!!
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Post by: Ursus on December 18, 2011, 12:39:27 PM
Granted that bouncer could have killed both those twinks but I NEVER get that close to someone and square up to them. Great way to get a headbutt in the face.
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Post by: devilsmile on December 18, 2011, 12:40:11 PM
at least we didn't have to endure the Plague which is Certian African American fellas trashtalking. And wiggers I suppose.

No girls screaming either!!

lol two.. awefully bad things doesn't make it good  :D
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Post by: wes on December 18, 2011, 12:40:41 PM
Granted that bouncer could have killed both those twinks but I NEVER get that close to someone and square up to them. Great way to get a headbutt in the face.
Yup.
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Post by: Swede! on December 18, 2011, 12:43:35 PM
Granted that bouncer could have killed both those twinks but I NEVER get that close to someone and square up to them. Great way to get a headbutt in the face.

Was about to mention that. Well not the headbutt thing. But Unlesss your Bubba the 400 pound black bouncer the the fella squaring of to you is a tiny white fella dont let someone get in your face like that while you're having your hands down. And that doesn't just go for bouncers.  When he bent down he could have suckerpunched the fuck out of the black dude when he stood up again. I doubt it would have caused something in that scenario though lol. Could hava come up with a  headbutt also.

at the 00:29 mark. black dude wouldnt have had time to react to anything...
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Post by: Ursus on December 18, 2011, 12:45:46 PM
I know what you mean but i have seen people headbutt others before and then bolt. A sly headbutt and a sprint and the black guy would never catch him however had a possible and then he would have looked very stupid.

Just no need to be in that position. I really did not see the need for the bouncer to react like that but then again I do not know the laws, area or type of club etc it so.
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Post by: Swede! on December 18, 2011, 12:47:58 PM
I know what you mean but i have seen people headbutt others before and then bolt. A sly headbutt and a sprint and the black guy would never catch him however had a possible and then he would have looked very stupid.

Just no need to be in that position. I really did not see the need for the bouncer to react like that but then again I do not know the laws, area or type of club etc it so.

Do bouncers get kicked in the balls a lot? Black dude wouldnt have catched up But theres another bouncer there also I think which rpobably would have. Well the fella was too drunk to run fast either way
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Post by: Ursus on December 18, 2011, 12:49:46 PM
I have never seen anyone get kicked in the balls and it has never happened to me thank God.

I am sure it happens. Second bouncer was there and quite relaxed also so I guess they did have it covered. No need for the constant pushing though.

I have zero ego on the door and luckily so far it works. If someone wants to shout and curse at me trying to goad me into a fight like water off a ducks back. They soon get bored and walk away.
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Post by: Swede! on December 18, 2011, 12:51:38 PM
I have never seen anyone get kicked in the balls and it has never happened to me thank God.

I am sure it happens. Second bouncer was there and quite relaxed also so I guess they did have it covered. No need for the constant pushing though.

I have zero ego on the door and luckily so far it works. If someone wants to shout and curse at me trying to goad me into a fight like water off a ducks back. They soon get bored and walk away.

I would assume thats smarter then a headbutt if you would for some reason want to mess with a bouncer. Since if the headbutt doesn't land flush or you suck at him there's a possibility of getting grabbed right away (?) and then you're in for a beating.

...What if you get pushed? a few times? and it made you have to take a step back as in more then just a tiny push
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Post by: Ursus on December 18, 2011, 01:02:37 PM
If someone goes to push me or lay hands on me immediately i rush them and push them back.

If it is a tiny but aggressive drunk guy (which has happened) I just push him half grabbing him and putting him on the ground telling him to fuck off and just head on the night is early etc if he heads on he could get in another bar etc.

If someone proper pushes me then I will be as forceful as I can be in sorting it out as quickly as I can. I always make sure that they are never in my personal space. I will always keep at least arms length distance between them and me so if they are determined enough to get through it and push me then I will push them back immediately often to the ground and hold them there until either the police or other bar staff arrive etc. In Belfast police can be there in 30 seconds.

Generally very few people want to fight with doormen or even get aggressive. I am very diplomatic and relaxed and so far it has worked very well. Two aggressive guys will always end in a scrap.

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Post by: Swede! on December 18, 2011, 01:05:17 PM
If someone goes to push me or lay hands on me immediately i rush them and push them back.



Push them were? Just a push back as in what he did? or out of the pub? doesn't they just come back after you push like in the video? I would be concerned with the fella coming back swinging if you just push back..

Im not out much but Ive never had problem with doormen either. I know some of them can be power hungry assholes. But I have No sympathy for drunk people messing with a non agressive bouncer they deserve what they give.
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Post by: chaos on December 18, 2011, 01:07:46 PM
LOL @ Swede thinking bouncers are the toughest guys on the planet. Poor Brock has been assed out for "doormen". ;D
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Post by: Swede! on December 18, 2011, 01:08:33 PM
LOL @ Swede thinking bouncers are the toughest guys on the planet

your reading skills seems to be about as weak as your deadlift compared to BW  ;D managed the 1.5x bw lift yet Kaz?  ;D
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Post by: Ursus on December 18, 2011, 01:09:56 PM
If in pub out of pub as quick as I can. If at the door I will push them away from bar generally on ground or until they decide to shoot on. This does not happen very often at all in the bar I am in. It is rare.

Sometimes they do come back mainly they don't. A guy who wants to fight will just smack you or start scrapping. None of the pushing etc in the majority of cases.

Once they are outside I can switch inside with another doorman and stay offside so I am not there antagonising him furthur so he moves on quicker. Then I move back out when he is gone. Stops causing a scene at the bar.

BTW I am not a tough guy at all. The door is a customer service job and I am luck enough that I can speak to people as well as looking big, which does also help.
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Post by: Swede! on December 18, 2011, 01:12:34 PM
scrapping.

how american of you  ;D
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Post by: chaos on December 18, 2011, 01:18:12 PM
your reading skills seems to be about as weak as your deadlift compared to BW  ;D managed the 1.5x bw lift yet Kaz?  ;D
1.5x's is a warm up kid.

Manage to shop for pants in the big boys department yet? :D
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Post by: Swede! on December 18, 2011, 01:19:40 PM
1.5x's is a warm up kid.

Manage to shop for pants in the big boys department yet? :D

That's Usually the case. Not for you though  ;D
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Post by: chaos on December 18, 2011, 01:21:42 PM
That's Usually the case. Not for you though  ;D
Mmmhmm. I see you're avoiding the question about what department you buy your clothes in...I understand, being a dwarf can be embarrassing when you cruise the internet with short man syndrome. ;)
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Post by: Swede! on December 18, 2011, 01:23:16 PM
Mmmhmm. I see you're avoiding the question about what department you buy your clothes in...I understand, being a dwarf can be embarrassing when you cruise the internet with short man syndrome. ;)

Im sorry. Didn't know the deadlift was such sensitive issue I will stop..  ;D
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Post by: chaos on December 18, 2011, 01:24:57 PM
Im sorry. Didn't know the deadlift was such sensitive issue I will stop..  ;D
???

More avoidance....just like Brock when he gets hit... ;D
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Post by: QuakerOats on December 18, 2011, 01:26:45 PM
the black fella doesn't know and can't handle that job

and no not patient, swede
actually the black guy was pretty patient with him and could have really done some damage if he chose to but restrained himself, thats what you want from a bouncer, no reason to go all out and throw punches if it isnt necessary.
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Post by: Swede! on December 18, 2011, 01:28:20 PM
???

More avoidance....just like Brock when he gets hit... ;D

That was a good one I'II give you that  ;D
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Post by: Luolamies on December 18, 2011, 01:38:40 PM
Didn't see anything wrong there, except a twink who's happy to be alive. I was a bouncer for 5 years and in most countries bouncers have much more rights when they are working than not. Yelling in his face and invading his personal space is more than enough reason to push him back. Also if the other clients would had seen that bitch being able to treat the bouncer the way he did, he would be dealing with that all the time. Furthermore bouncers can't keep calling the police all the time or the bar will/might loose it's license's and when you do call the cops it will take them forever to arrive since security personnel is on the location already, so it's not a priority. If a bouncer gets fired (very rare) it's easy to find a new place. The few cases where a bouncer has gone overboard and the case has gone to trial (that i know of) the bouncer still won...

BOTTOM LINE: DON'T PISS OFF BOUNCERS.
Title: Re: "That's a Assault man! thats a lawsuit man! you can't afford this!"
Post by: Swede! on December 18, 2011, 01:41:22 PM
Didn't see anything wrong there, except a twink who's happy to be alive. I was a bouncer for 5 years and in most countries bouncers have much more rights when they are working than not. Yelling in his face and invading his personal space is more than enough reason to push him back. Also if the other clients would had seen that bitch being able to treat the bouncer the way he did, he would be dealing with that all the time. Furthermore bouncers can't keep calling the police all the time or the bar will/might loose it's license's and when you do call the cops it will take them forever to arrive since security personnel is on the location already, so it's not a priority. If a bouncer gets fired (very rare) it's easy to find a new place. The few cases where a bouncer has gone overboard and the case has gone to trial (that i know of) the bouncer still won...

BOTTOM LINE: DON'T PISS OFF BOUNCERS.

except the retarded black bouncer in the restroom video that got sent to jail. Wonderful ending. He deserved it to say the least. Too lazy to find it. was posted on GB also.
Title: Re: "That's a Assault man! thats a lawsuit man! you can't afford this!"
Post by: Luolamies on December 18, 2011, 01:43:33 PM
except the retarded black bouncer in the restroom video that got sent to jail. Wonderful ending. He deserved it to say the least. Too lazy to find it. was posted on GB also.

Of course there are exceptions, but i personally don't know any.
Title: Re: "That's a Assault man! thats a lawsuit man! you can't afford this!"
Post by: Swede! on December 18, 2011, 01:45:07 PM
Of course there are exceptions, but i personally don't know any.

yes, I just wanted to throw that out there in case someone recalled it lol.
Title: Re: "That's a Assault man! thats a lawsuit man! you can't afford this!"
Post by: Parker on December 18, 2011, 01:49:29 PM
Didn't see anything wrong there, except a twink who's happy to be alive. I was a bouncer for 5 years and in most countries bouncers have much more rights when they are working than not. Yelling in his face and invading his personal space is more than enough reason to push him back. Also if the other clients would had seen that bitch being able to treat the bouncer the way he did, he would be dealing with that all the time. Furthermore bouncers can't keep calling the police all the time or the bar will/might loose it's license's and when you do call the cops it will take them forever to arrive since security personnel is on the location already, so it's not a priority. If a bouncer gets fired (very rare) it's easy to find a new place. The few cases where a bouncer has gone overboard and the case has gone to trial (that i know of) the bouncer still won...

BOTTOM LINE: DON'T PISS OFF BOUNCERS.
Dude was being disorderly and disturbing the peace...and possibly trespassing, if he was asked to leave the premises...

Funny how at the exact rme he said "Fuck You!" he went flying back like 10 feet!
How many times did he get put in the street.
Title: Re: "That's a Assault man! thats a lawsuit man! you can't afford this!"
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on December 18, 2011, 03:39:33 PM
Title: Re: "That's a Assault man! thats a lawsuit man! you can't afford this!"
Post by: Ursus on December 18, 2011, 04:06:31 PM
how american of you  ;D


A scrap is a term we have used for a fight in Ireland for years!
Title: Re: "That's a Assault man! thats a lawsuit man! you can't afford this!"
Post by: Swede! on December 18, 2011, 04:07:08 PM
A scrap is a term we have used for a fight in Ireland for years!

I took a chance :(
Title: Re: "That's a Assault man! thats a lawsuit man! you can't afford this!"
Post by: Radical Plato on December 18, 2011, 04:13:01 PM
The white dudes lucky BAS wasnt on the door.

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Post by: Kwon_2 on December 18, 2011, 04:13:12 PM
You dont mess with John J Swede
Title: Re: "That's a Assault man! thats a lawsuit man! you can't afford this!"
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on December 18, 2011, 10:39:02 PM
Actually that video only shows so much. The white guy kept getting in the guys personal space and may have actually "bumped" the big black dude. For all we know, he spit in the black guys face. The black dude actually showed restrait as the white guy was actually being the aggressor. If I was the black dude, and the cops showed up, I would tell that them that the white guy kept whispering that he had a knife and would cut his niggar ass. Even if the tape doesn't pick that up, it would be hard to prove that it didn't happen.

White guy and his buddies were punks. Black dude actually showed a lot of restraint. And the fact that they kept mentioning law suit would probably hurt their chances of actually winning any kind of suit because it my show that it was their intention the whole time to sue the establishment. In a jury trial, all a lawyer would have to say to the white guy is "why didn't you walk away if you felt your being was in jeopardy"? The dude wouldn't have an answer to that. Then the black dude could bring up racial shit and spitting etc as to why he pushed the guy back.
Title: Re: "That's a Assault man! thats a lawsuit man! you can't afford this!"
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on December 18, 2011, 10:50:54 PM
I would be good to hear the the black dude took it upon himself to

call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin’ negro's, who’ll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin’, hillbilly boy? I ain’t through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass."
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Post by: Aussie Duffman on December 19, 2011, 03:28:19 AM
In my day i would have put my hand to my face, then headbutted him....... because spitting is assult and also hard to prove on camera ;) 
Title: Re: "That's a Assault man! thats a lawsuit man! you can't afford this!"
Post by: oldtimer1 on December 19, 2011, 09:52:35 AM
Welcome to the USA where you can profit by filming your drunken antics with a law suit.

The guys where clearly not welcome in that bar/club.  Then they try to profit by chest bumping and trying to walk into the place they are not welcome while filming. Back when men were men and there were no video cameras those drunken fools would have had respect after they were beaten to the ground.  Now it's all about how can we win some big bucks against a bar/club?  I'm sure that bouncer has no money but the bar has a million dollar insurance coverage. 

That bar was set up for a pay off. 
Title: Re: "That's a Assault man! thats a lawsuit man! you can't afford this!"
Post by: Fortress on December 19, 2011, 12:22:32 PM
Those shoves are awesome. Sends the tiny tit flying across the sidewalk and on to the street. Like a fuckin' ragdoll.

Must suck to be such a weak and frail little man.

The doorman lost his temper but, believe me, there is only so much a man can take before he loses his cool. Drunk loudmouths can really get on a sober man's nerves.

In my way of thinking, when I person becomes verbally hostile RIGHT IN YOUR FACE/PERSONAL SPACE, all laws of man cease to be. In other words, if the person getting attacked feels like it, he should counter with as much force as is required to neautralize the threat. Period.

This is nature's law. 
Title: Re: "That's a Assault man! thats a lawsuit man! you can't afford this!"
Post by: ironneck on December 19, 2011, 12:26:21 PM
is assrape still a rape?
Title: Re: "That's a Assault man! thats a lawsuit man! you can't afford this!"
Post by: Swede! on December 19, 2011, 12:55:47 PM
is assrape still a rape?

It depends. Was it a suprise?
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Post by: ironneck on December 19, 2011, 12:56:39 PM
It depends. Was it a suprise?


 ;D
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Post by: Dr Dutch on December 19, 2011, 12:57:42 PM

This movie was INCREDIBLE to me when I was a teenager....
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Post by: ironneck on December 19, 2011, 01:00:02 PM
This movie was INCREDIBLE to me when I was a teenager....


bullshit, the first movie in colour came out in 1935
dont think they had movies at your time old man
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Post by: Swede! on December 19, 2011, 01:02:04 PM

 ;D

(http://www.omgomfg.com/file/pic/photo/2010/12/Josie_Hyun-surprise-buttsex-bar.gif)

that video was pretty aweome, actually starts fucking her in the ass. Wasn't just for show. cant remember the title though
Title: Re: "That's a Assault man! thats a lawsuit man! you can't afford this!"
Post by: Dr Dutch on December 19, 2011, 01:02:17 PM

bullshit, the first movie in colour came out in 1935
dont think they had movies at your time old man
das ist kein Scherz, mein Freund.....

I must be ancient to you, but I'm younger than Troy Alves and Xman..... :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\
Title: Re: "That's a Assault man! thats a lawsuit man! you can't afford this!"
Post by: ironneck on December 19, 2011, 01:03:57 PM
just joking, bro

it was more to show that i'm young rather than that you're old
Title: Re: "That's a Assault man! thats a lawsuit man! you can't afford this!"
Post by: Dr Dutch on December 19, 2011, 01:05:59 PM
just joking, bro

it was more to show that i'm young rather than that you're old
When you are 40 or a bit over, you're still as strong as ever, but you really have to be careful with injuries and stuff. A lesson from Dr Dutch  :D
Title: Re: "That's a Assault man! thats a lawsuit man! you can't afford this!"
Post by: ironneck on December 19, 2011, 01:08:09 PM
seems like the strenght last much longer than condition and speed
bodybuilders winning over 40
imagine a football player over 40
Title: Re: "That's a Assault man! thats a lawsuit man! you can't afford this!"
Post by: Swede! on December 19, 2011, 01:09:00 PM
When you are 40 or a bit over, you're still as strong as ever, but you really have to be careful with injuries and stuff. A lesson from Dr Dutch  :D

Stop making wes feel bad RIGHT NOW
Title: Re: "That's a Assault man! thats a lawsuit man! you can't afford this!"
Post by: pedro01 on December 19, 2011, 06:49:10 PM
Mr White guy could have had a knife in his pocket.

Pushing him away was a smart thing to do. Knocking his fucking head off would have been smarter though///
Title: Re: "That's a Assault man! thats a lawsuit man! you can't afford this!"
Post by: pluck on December 20, 2011, 01:04:40 AM
2 fucking tools that wear suit jackets and jeans that prolly pull in some pretty good cash get a reality check that they are still bitches by a pissed off bouncer. ...I wish this shit would happen more.

I never understood why dumbfucks like these 2 guys want to patronize an establishment where they are clearly not wanted and being treated like shit.

Go spend your money elsewhere!