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Title: How is this for a Christmas present!
Post by: L.L on December 24, 2011, 05:05:09 PM
my main girlfriend is fucking pregnant..



(http://i1221.photobucket.com/albums/dd472/EGUN17/leidyspregnant.jpg)
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: chaos on December 24, 2011, 05:07:06 PM
HAHAA!!!!!!!
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: L.L on December 24, 2011, 05:07:33 PM
I was just posting here on thread yesterday about infertility and boom i get hit with this today...btw, ive been on 7 months straight and currently  running  1g of prop , 700mgs of masteron ,10 ius of gh , hcg 250 x 2 weekly ....infertility my ass
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: Mr. Magoo on December 24, 2011, 05:08:07 PM
congrats

your boys can swim
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: Big N on December 24, 2011, 05:08:20 PM
my  main girlfriend is fucking pregnant..



(http://i1221.photobucket.com/albums/dd472/EGUN17/leidyspregnant.jpg)


Don't be sure you're the baby daddy. I think you're going to be on Maury  :-\
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: chaos on December 24, 2011, 05:08:45 PM
Maybe it's her main boyfriends kid ???
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: L.L on December 24, 2011, 05:09:11 PM
congrats

your boys can swim


thanks , i guess...lol..wow, this is fucking surreal
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: L.L on December 24, 2011, 05:09:51 PM
Maybe it's her main boyfriends kid ???

hope so...more gh money for me ;D
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: el numero uno on December 24, 2011, 05:09:55 PM
PTPS
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: nosleep on December 24, 2011, 05:10:21 PM
THERE GO YOUR HGH FUNDS.  :D
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: Internet Tough Guy on December 24, 2011, 05:10:38 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XimOh2AYlL8/SM7949y800I/AAAAAAAABZk/IsM-jWfoPCo/s320/kevin.jpg)
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: Swlabr on December 24, 2011, 05:11:11 PM
Dunno whether to say congratulations or give him my condolences.  :-\
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: newmom on December 24, 2011, 05:11:32 PM
Congrats but going by your posts I take it this isn't good news.
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: L.L on December 24, 2011, 05:13:43 PM
Congrats but going by your posts I take it this isn't good news.

thank you , we certanly have to sit down and discuss this but im ok with whatever decision she decides to make.
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: L.L on December 24, 2011, 05:14:19 PM
Dunno whether to say congratulations or give him my condolences.  :-\

 ;D i feel you , pimp..i feel the same wayy..lol
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: newmom on December 24, 2011, 05:15:48 PM
we certanly have to sit down and discuss this but im ok for whatever decision she decides to make.

is she excited? obviously not expected (I presume). Whatever is decided, I'll guarantee that unborn child is a girl.
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: Big N on December 24, 2011, 05:16:23 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XimOh2AYlL8/SM7949y800I/AAAAAAAABZk/IsM-jWfoPCo/s320/kevin.jpg)


 ;D
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: Swlabr on December 24, 2011, 05:17:10 PM
More importantly... pics of girl?
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: L.L on December 24, 2011, 05:17:56 PM
is she excited? obviously not expected (I presume). Whatever is decided, I'll guarantee that unborn child is a girl.

is she excited???? ..she's been on the phone calling relatives and friends for the past 2 hrs .lol.. .but we still gotta sit down and talk
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: L.L on December 24, 2011, 05:18:43 PM
More importantly... pics of girl?

main squeeze ,son...probably future mother of my child...sorry no pics..lol
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: chaos on December 24, 2011, 05:19:27 PM
is she excited???? ..she's been on the phone calling relatives and friends for the past 2 hrs .lol.. .but we still gotta sit down and talk
There is no talking left to do.
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: L.L on December 24, 2011, 05:20:13 PM
There is no talking left to do.

yeah , i know.. :'(
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: Swlabr on December 24, 2011, 05:20:59 PM
main squeeze ,son...probably future mother of my child...sorry no pics..lol

Okay, I'm gonna assume she looks like this

(http://www.clackerville.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Hot-Girl-at-home.jpg)




DAAAAAAAAAAAMN SLINPIMP YOU BALLIN! :o :o
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: Mr. Magoo on December 24, 2011, 05:21:39 PM
if you do decide to have the child, for the love of God at least lighten up on the whole "bodybuilding" thing and focus on being a good (not just adequate) father.

I can't stand these "fathers" who spend their time away from their children because of their diets and training for a plastic trophy in a regional contest out of false hopes of one day getting their pro-card.
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: newmom on December 24, 2011, 05:22:21 PM
is she excited???? ..she's been on the phone calling relatives and friends for the past 2 hrs .lol.. .but we still gotta sit down and talk

that's great, happy for her and you. It's shocking right now I'm sure.

It's a wonderful time, maybe not in your eyes but in hers. By all means you don't have to answer but how long you been with her? How far long?
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: QuakerOats on December 24, 2011, 05:23:01 PM
its gotta be the HCG, no reason to run that shit on a cycle.
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: L.L on December 24, 2011, 05:23:07 PM
Okay, I'm gonna assume she looks like this

(http://www.clackerville.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Hot-Girl-at-home.jpg)




DAAAAAAAAAAAMN SLINPIMP YOU BALLIN! :o :o




not too brag but my girl is wayyy more beautiful...trust me
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: el numero uno on December 24, 2011, 05:23:54 PM



not too brag but my girl is wayyy more beautiful...trust me

PTPS
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: L.L on December 24, 2011, 05:24:20 PM
its gotta be the HCG, no reason to run that shit on a cycle.
\


i know..but i dont cycle..i stay on all year around i want balsl big and working
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: L.L on December 24, 2011, 05:25:39 PM
if you do decide to have the child, for the love of God at least lighten up on the whole "bodybuilding" thing and focus on being a good (not just adequate) father.

I can't stand these "fathers" who spend their time away from their children because of their diets and training for a plastic trophy in a regional contest out of false hopes of one day getting their pro-card.


I come from 2 huge Italian -spaniard families..I will never desert a child of mine...never
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: newmom on December 24, 2011, 05:25:50 PM
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i know..but i dont cycle..i stay on all year around i want balsl big and working

my ex was competing at Nationals when we conceived nugget..Like I said, you're having a girl
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: chaos on December 24, 2011, 05:28:25 PM
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i know..but i dont cycle..i stay on all year around i want balsl big and working
Well we can assume they are working.........until the main boyfriend steps forward.
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: nosleep on December 24, 2011, 05:28:41 PM
my ex was competing at Nationals when we conceived nugget..Like I said, you're having a girl

ALL BODYBUILDERS HAVE GIRLS AS THEIR FIRST KIDS.
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: newmom on December 24, 2011, 05:28:55 PM
Well we can assume they are working.........until the main boyfriend steps forward.

stop that
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: QuakerOats on December 24, 2011, 05:29:26 PM
Well we can assume they are working.........until the main boyfriend steps forward.
lol.....:"you ARE NOT the father!!!" ;D

Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: L.L on December 24, 2011, 05:29:39 PM
my balls stay fine and i run 1,000mg. of "Frosted Flakes" a week year round, year in year out for the last 5 years.

lucky you ,bro....just curious..how much AI if any you run at 1g of test weekly??
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: L.L on December 24, 2011, 05:30:44 PM
my ex was competing at Nationals when we conceived nugget..Like I said, you're having a girl

you might be right...i got friends who compete and their girls got preganat while they were on ...all 4 of them had girls..
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: Natural Man on December 24, 2011, 05:31:32 PM
fake thread.
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: L.L on December 24, 2011, 05:31:40 PM
Well we can assume they are working.........until the main boyfriend steps forward.

hahaha.,,..you never know ,man...you never know
 ;)
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: QuakerOats on December 24, 2011, 05:32:16 PM
lucky you ,bro....just curious..how much AI if any you run at 1g of test weekly??
absolutely nothing, never even fucked with it, too much trouble to even worry about it.
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: L.L on December 24, 2011, 05:32:24 PM
fake thread.
shut up , natty scum...go back to your tiny corner. ;D
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: newmom on December 24, 2011, 05:32:33 PM
you might be right...i got friends who compete and their girls got preganat while they were on ...all 4 of them had girls..

see...Seriously, enjoy what being a father will be. This is the best Christmas present you'll ever have. I wish nothing but the best of health for your gf and the baby
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: chaos on December 24, 2011, 05:32:44 PM
hahaha.,,..you never know ,man...you never know
 ;)
Just sayin.....if the little bastard pops out with a flat nose and an afro, there may be things?
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: L.L on December 24, 2011, 05:33:43 PM
absolutely nothing, never even fucked with it, too much trouble to even worry about it.

lol..wow..have you got bloodwork done?? at 1g your body doesnt aromatize all that test??? fuck  , lucky you x 100
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: L.L on December 24, 2011, 05:35:01 PM
see...Seriously, enjoy what being a father will be. This is the best Christmas present you'll ever have. I wish nothing but the best of health for your gf and the baby

wow, thank you,...merry christmas to you and yours as well...
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: Natural Man on December 24, 2011, 05:35:24 PM
pathetic attempt to get some attention. What a loser.
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: Swlabr on December 24, 2011, 05:36:07 PM
pathetic attempt to get some attention. What a loser.

You're mad because you're a virgin. Cry harder, fag.
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: L.L on December 24, 2011, 05:36:31 PM
Just sayin.....if the little bastard pops out with a flat nose and an afro, there may be things?

if that happens  I'd be hunting my boy Tyson who has slept in my house plenty of times...lol
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: chess315 on December 24, 2011, 05:36:47 PM
I would take this with a grain of salt I have 4 women or so swear they are pregnant by me and I have had vasectomy. If you know you know but people are people.
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: L.L on December 24, 2011, 05:37:45 PM
pathetic attempt to get some attention. What a loser.

like i said..in this thread only 200+ pound  guys are able to post...youre natty and weak..get out,.
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: QuakerOats on December 24, 2011, 05:39:25 PM
like i said..in this thread only 200+ pound  guys are able to post...youre natty and weak..get out,.
not only is he natty but he sucks penis, has never seen the inside of a vagina and still lives at home with daddy and mommy at age 47. :D
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: L.L on December 24, 2011, 05:39:58 PM
not only is he natty but he sucks penis, has never seen the inside of a vagina and still lives at home with daddy and mommy at age 47. :D

ownage!!
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: Swlabr on December 24, 2011, 05:40:33 PM
lubeyourman won't recover. Besides, if Slinpimp is a good dad, doesn't that mean lubeyourman should be happy? GIRLS AND SONS...
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: newmom on December 24, 2011, 05:41:16 PM
not only is he natty but he sucks penis, has never seen the inside of a vagina and still lives at home with daddy and mommy at age 47. :D

and merry christmas to you too
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: basil on December 24, 2011, 05:52:56 PM
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Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: makaveli25 on December 24, 2011, 06:04:41 PM
Congrats. Prob a girl.
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: L.L on December 24, 2011, 06:31:10 PM
Congrats. Prob a girl.

thanks ,brotha....your ass and i go wayy back...sorry when i made fun of your beating...you know it was just internet talking shit
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: Nasty Nate on December 24, 2011, 06:58:25 PM
Congrats brotha! Good to see you're happy about the news... Can't say i'd have the same reaction lol
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: L.L on December 24, 2011, 07:06:15 PM
Congrats brotha! Good to see you're happy about the news... Can't say i'd have the same reaction lol

thanks ,brotha.....Honestly , It hasnt hit me yet..it's so fucking surreal...im happy for her , myself too....shes a beautiful girl, she has proven to me shes is worthy i many ocassions..shes  been with me for awhile and has put on through a lot of my shit, and infidelities..if there is a chick i would want to have a kid with it's her...im also 31,, maybe it's time to slow down a bit....lol..btw, im not a drinker,,and i already had like 6 bud lights. ;D..
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: Stavios on December 24, 2011, 07:09:15 PM
Congrats.... i guess ???  ;D
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: L.L on December 24, 2011, 07:11:37 PM
Congrats.... i guess ???  ;D

thanks Canadian Pimp...your time will come too ,sucker,.. ;D
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: Stavios on December 24, 2011, 07:13:29 PM
thanks Canadian Pimp...your time will come too ,sucker,.. ;D
hahaha wtf to me that's like wishing me cancer or something ;D
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: QuakerOats on December 24, 2011, 07:16:38 PM
hahaha wtf to me that's like wishing me cancer or something ;D
lol.
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: leadhead on December 24, 2011, 07:34:40 PM
you might be right...i got friends who compete and their girls got preganat while they were on ...all 4 of them had girls..

Congrats dude and it will slow you down some if not a lot. Also my daughter was conceived while I was cycling (700 prop/700 tren ac/ 30 dbol). Every guy I know who conceived a child while on a cycle has had a girl also..
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: arce1988 on December 24, 2011, 07:37:15 PM


 00:08 Mark
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: L.L on December 24, 2011, 07:38:09 PM
hahaha wtf to me that's like wishing me cancer or something ;D

lol
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: L.L on December 24, 2011, 07:38:50 PM
Congrats dude and it will slow you down some if not a lot. Also my daughter was conceived while I was cycling (700 prop/700 tren ac/ 30 dbol). Every guy I know who conceived a child while on a cycle has had a girl also..

thanks, brah
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: L.L on December 24, 2011, 07:39:50 PM


 00:08 Mark

like i said ,,more gh for me.
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: newmom on December 24, 2011, 07:43:13 PM
Congrats dude and it will slow you down some if not a lot. Also my daughter was conceived while I was cycling (700 prop/700 tren ac/ 30 dbol). Every guy I know who conceived a child while on a cycle has had a girl also..

see..Merry xmas to your kids
thanks ,brotha.....Honestly , It hasnt hit me yet..it's so fucking surreal...im happy for her , myself too....shes a beautiful girl, she has proven to me shes is worthy i many ocassions..shes  been with me for awhile and has put on through a lot of my shit, and infidelities..if there is a chick i would want to have a kid with it's her...im also 31,, maybe it's time to slow down a bit....lol..btw, im not a drinker,,and i already had like 6 bud lights. ;D..

that's a nice sentiment, I hope you dip your baby maker only in her while she is preggo.
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: njflex on December 24, 2011, 08:00:08 PM
congrat's,,,i have 2 girls  :D
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: makaveli25 on December 24, 2011, 08:07:23 PM
thanks ,brotha....your ass and i go wayy back...sorry when i made fun of your beating...you know it was just internet talking shit

Don't worry about it were both grow men. You will make a good father.
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: aesthetics on December 24, 2011, 08:11:15 PM
shut up , natty scum...go back to your tiny corner. ;D

lol at the idea of someone being natural. ahahahah, who would do that to them selves.

it's like, someone gave you the option to be a god; feel amazing, as strong as 10 men, look like a bronze statue of adonis - but naw, i'll choose to be the real life equivalent of Mc'lovin and tote my 14 inch natural arms proudly. yeah, baby, i accomplished an absolutely shitty physique, but i did it all natural!
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: aesthetics on December 24, 2011, 08:13:07 PM
also condolences on your girlfriend getting pregnant. like the other guy said it's more likely to be a girl when you're on the sauce but never know, could be a guy.

i remember there was a poll on promuscle with a few hundred people answering and a decent amount had boys so i wouldn't just yet assume with certainty it will be a girl!
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: Voland on December 24, 2011, 08:14:47 PM

I come from 2 huge Italian -spaniard families..I will never desert a child of mine...never

 :D

Should've never used that hcg "look at me i want my nicaraguan balls to stay their size" Good luck Pops.
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: Coach is Back! on December 24, 2011, 08:18:02 PM
thank you , we certanly have to sit down and discuss this but im ok with whatever decision she decides to make.

It's great Christmas present and a blessing. There is no decision to make. You were willing as was she.
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: L.L on December 24, 2011, 08:35:36 PM
It's great news. There is no decision to make. You were willing as was she.
thanks Coach , i wasnt as willing but  now now that it is here ,  I understand..time to man up , i guess..
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: howardroark on December 24, 2011, 08:39:40 PM
I was just posting here on thread yesterday about infertility and boom i get hit with this today...btw, ive been on 7 months straight and currently  running  1g of prop , 700mgs of masteron ,10 ius of gh , hcg 250 x 2 weekly ....infertility my ass

No shit she's pregnant you dumb piece of shit, you're using 250ius of HCG twice weekly, what the fuck did you expect? God damn, some people are fucking retards.
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: njflex on December 24, 2011, 08:42:21 PM
thanks Coach , i wasnt as willing but  now now that it is here ,  I understand..time to man up , i guess..
u'll be fine,,i remember saying i have 7 months to go,,and counted each month anticipating crying,changing,feeding at night in late hrs,,but it goes by so quick.the most amazing thing is seeing/holding a child for 1st time...changing diapers flat out suck,,,there's is no ain't that cute he/she took a dump ,,it blow's...
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: Coach is Back! on December 24, 2011, 08:42:36 PM
thanks Coach , i wasnt as willing but  now now that it is here ,  I understand..time to man up , i guess..

You won't regret it. My son is my best friend. I've Never missed a practice, a game, an event or anything he's been involved in. Every year gets harder and harder because every year is a milestone.
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: L.L on December 24, 2011, 08:51:37 PM
No shit she's pregnant you dumb piece of shit, you're using 250ius of HCG twice weekly, what the fuck did you expect? God damn, some people are fucking retards.

bwahahhaa...your mom , fuck you.. ;D
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: L.L on December 24, 2011, 08:53:21 PM
u'll be fine,,i remember saying i have 7 months to go,,and counted each month anticipating crying,changing,feeding at night in late hrs,,but it goes by so quick.the most amazing thing is seeing/holding a child for 1st time...changing diapers flat out suck,,,there's is no ain't that cute he/she took a dump ,,it blow's...

hehehe!damn , thanks for the headz up
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: ironneck on December 24, 2011, 08:58:31 PM
hahahahahaha my main girl, youre ballin brother youre ballin
booom from now on its "daddy daddy what are the syringes for" haha
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: L.L on December 24, 2011, 09:02:05 PM
hahahahahaha my main girl, youre ballin brother youre ballin
booom from now on its "daddy daddy what are the syringes for" haha

lmaooooo..i like you ,son..no homo.. i really  lol'ed at this
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: ironneck on December 24, 2011, 09:04:32 PM
i like you too brother, hope everything turns out like you want to
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: howardroark on December 24, 2011, 09:06:11 PM
bwahahhaa...your mom , fuck you.. ;D

Now that I bitched you out I can safely say...

Good luck with your kid. I hope everything turns out alright with your main squeeze.
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: L.L on December 24, 2011, 09:07:16 PM
Now that I bitched you out I can safely say...

Good luck with your kid. I hope everything turns out alright with your main squeeze.

lol..i knew you luv me..thanks pookie
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: L.L on December 24, 2011, 09:10:47 PM
the "main squeeze " term makes me look  a  like douchebag ..i call her the main squeeze because shes the one girl that is there for years and  the one you broke up  with numerous times but you know shes phisically , mentally the one ,  you do your thing on the side  cuz we're men and then  go back with her , the one that accepts all your shit ...you  guys know what im talking about..
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: tommywishbone on December 24, 2011, 09:11:17 PM
Possible answer.
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: Randomum on December 24, 2011, 09:25:21 PM
Possible answer.

Beat me to it.lol

Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: lyquid on December 24, 2011, 09:31:16 PM
becareful mam. Some girls cam be so sweet amd immocemt amd promise these past while omly beem with you. I'm told I'm good lookimg alot. I'm tall. Always figured ha ya shed meber eber dream of beimg with someome else simce I cud do better ebem. Amd raised a kid for a whole yr. Through the whole pregamcy to. Turms out its mot mime. So rly mam get a test for sure you meber rly truly kmow.  You guys cudda beem apart ome might a old boyfriemd calls ur a work who kmows or she's beem drimkimg or just lomely amd bam .

rly just sayimg becareful specialy beimg om juice to. So was I. You dimt wamma waste a yr or yrs om someome who turmed out to be a liar possible cheater amd the heart break of a kid you emd up loeimg beimg mot urs.

we shud all kmow by mow camt trust amy womem. Ibe dated super christiam girls to. I'm talkimg church fibe days a week doimg there crap like youmg adult crap mights amd stuff with kids. Amd she wad a whore to amd mamy of her super christiam girlfriemds. She wasmt ebem that good lookimg either.

all womem wamt attwmtiom amd whores. Well most. Who am I kiddimg all. Some just lie amd jeep screts better tham others.

becareful you were om juice.. Hcg womt help that much beimg om still
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: Coach is Back! on December 24, 2011, 09:50:38 PM
becareful mam. Some girls cam be so sweet amd immocemt amd promise these past while omly beem with you. I'm told I'm good lookimg alot. I'm tall. Always figured ha ya shed meber eber dream of beimg with someome else simce I cud do better ebem. Amd raised a kid for a whole yr. Through the whole pregamcy to. Turms out its mot mime. So rly mam get a test for sure you meber rly truly kmow.  You guys cudda beem apart ome might a old boyfriemd calls ur a work who kmows or she's beem drimkimg or just lomely amd bam .

rly just sayimg becareful specialy beimg om juice to. So was I. You dimt wamma waste a yr or yrs om someome who turmed out to be a liar possible cheater amd the heart break of a kid you emd up loeimg beimg mot urs.

we shud all kmow by mow camt trust amy womem. Ibe dated super christiam girls to. I'm talkimg church fibe days a week doimg there crap like youmg adult crap mights amd stuff with kids. Amd she wad a whore to amd mamy of her super christiam girlfriemds. She wasmt ebem that good lookimg either.

all womem wamt attwmtiom amd whores. Well most. Who am I kiddimg all. Some just lie amd jeep screts better tham others.

becareful you were om juice.. Hcg womt help that much beimg om still

What the hell did you just say? Did GH15 hijack your account.
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: Swlabr on December 24, 2011, 09:59:32 PM
the "main squeeze " term makes me look  a  like douchebag ..i call her the main squeeze because shes the one girl that is there for years and  the one you broke up  with numerous times but you know shes phisically , mentally the one ,  you do your thing on the side  cuz we're men and then  go back with her , the one that accepts all your shit ...you  guys know what im talking about..

Outed. ;D
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: lyquid on December 24, 2011, 10:34:35 PM
What the hell did you just say? Did GH15 hijack your account.

its well kmowm by kmow that I'm half retarded.
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: L.L on December 24, 2011, 11:14:34 PM
it could be but not the case....shes been there too many times through thick and thin.....but hey you never know.. ;D
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: lyquid on December 24, 2011, 11:19:35 PM
it could be but not the case....shes been there too many times through thick and thin.....but hey you never know.. ;D

I kmow how you feel. Amd I kmow its like I'm kimda imsultimg you. My best friemd said it to me to whem she got prego. Bu to me she was a amgel amd cud do mo harm best girl eber. So domt take it as a imsult ebem tho It may feel like I am imsultimg her sayimg she's a cheater almost but I'm mot. Just sayimg rly meber hurts to kmow amd to fimd out for sure.
hopfully mot the case. Just sharimg this simce it omly happemed to me a good week or two ago mow.
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: lyquid on December 24, 2011, 11:25:22 PM
o ya dumo if amyome else feels same way. But my adbice domt watch her gibe birth. Look at her face that's it lol. I was completly turmed off of secs with her for lomgest time. I wish I jusy looked at her face lol.

seeimg her parts balloom up almost from this huge head pushimg agasimt her hole. Amd tham a huge massibe fuckimg head comimg through this little hole with blood amd imsides all ober it amd tham its hole body stretchimg the shit outta her with a bloody mess looks like a murder sceme. Tham they pull this huge grey bloody thimg out placemta. Amd may habe to habe the doctor stick his whole hamd amd wrist imside herto make sure its all out.

so gross. I meam its mice to see ur child first time but seeimg where its comimg from amd tearimg it apart. Amd these mewly fresh huge hug  huge hemroids om her ass all grey amd blood colour from all the pushimg.

its mot a beautiful thimg. The child is. But the womems parts look like a torture murder sceme.

goodluck lol
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: Doug_Steele on December 24, 2011, 11:25:51 PM
Congrats, i think.  :-\
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: Fitness4Life on December 24, 2011, 11:27:21 PM
YOU GOTTA PULL OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: Doug_Steele on December 24, 2011, 11:29:52 PM
Get her to start drinking and smoking.  8)
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: Bgpapi23 on December 25, 2011, 01:31:31 AM
thanks ,brotha.....Honestly , It hasnt hit me yet..it's so fucking surreal...im happy for her , myself too....shes a beautiful girl, she has proven to me shes is worthy i many ocassions..shes  been with me for awhile and has put on through a lot of my shit, and infidelities..if there is a chick i would want to have a kid with it's her...im also 31,, maybe it's time to slow down a bit....lol..btw, im not a drinker,,and i already had like 6 bud lights. ;D..
Congrats on the kid , BUT you never wife a girl that's caught you cheating on her numerous times cause they never forget and THEY WILL PAY YOU BACK trust me and without guilt cause they chalk it up as gettn even!
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: Fitness4Life on December 25, 2011, 02:10:51 AM
Congrats on the kid , BUT you never wife a girl that's caught you cheating on her numerous times cause they never forget and THEY WILL PAY YOU BACK trust me and without guilt cause they chalk it up as gettn even!

x2, lets hope he's one of the lucky ones who truly gets away with it
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on December 25, 2011, 03:01:41 AM
Congrats man, hope to have a baby Okami on the way ourselves Soon
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: WillGrant on December 25, 2011, 03:21:19 AM
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: wes on December 25, 2011, 04:02:49 AM
Congrats and good luck bro.  :)
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: flinstones1 on December 25, 2011, 11:49:19 AM
I was just posting here on thread yesterday about infertility and boom i get hit with this today...btw, ive been on 7 months straight and currently  running  1g of prop , 700mgs of masteron ,10 ius of gh , hcg 250 x 2 weekly ....infertility my ass

congrats
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: notsureifsrs on December 25, 2011, 12:16:11 PM
the "main squeeze " term makes me look  a  like douchebag ..i call her the main squeeze because shes the one girl that is there for years and  the one you broke up  with numerous times but you know shes phisically , mentally the one ,  you do your thing on the side  cuz we're men and then  go back with her , the one that accepts all your shit ...you  guys know what im talking about..
My friend recently purposed to his "main squeeze"...

anyway congrats!


Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: Fitness4Life on December 25, 2011, 12:31:32 PM
slinpimp, did you pullout ?
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: littleguns on December 25, 2011, 12:40:40 PM
YOur "main" girlfriend but how do you know u are her "main" boyfriend?
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: newmom on December 25, 2011, 05:37:17 PM
Congrats man, hope to have a baby Okami on the way ourselves Soon

oh I hope it works out for you. It's a wonderful thing.
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: booty on December 25, 2011, 06:23:49 PM
Congrats.  This is happy news for you both. 
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: johnnynoname on December 25, 2011, 06:25:09 PM
Okay, I'm gonna assume she looks like this

(http://www.clackerville.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Hot-Girl-at-home.jpg)




DAAAAAAAAAAAMN SLINPIMP YOU BALLIN! :o :o


Slinpimp is banging a former Ms. Howard TV?
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: mantronik on December 25, 2011, 06:35:16 PM
 :D
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: L.L on December 25, 2011, 06:42:51 PM
Thanks guys and girls...im fucked I know ;D
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: L.L on December 25, 2011, 06:44:35 PM
YOur "main" girlfriend but how do you know u are her "main" boyfriend?
they dont call me Slinpimp for nothing.. ;D
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: newmom on December 25, 2011, 06:44:42 PM
Thanks guys and girls...im fucked I know ;D

oh put your big boy pants on, your not. It's a wonderful thing and trust me, as soon as you see and hold your child for the first time, you will feel a love you've never had before. Sign up for Upromise also
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: L.L on December 25, 2011, 06:47:16 PM
oh put your big boy pants on, your not. It's a wonderful thing and trust me, as soon as you see and hold your child for the first time, you will feel a love you've never had before. Sign up for Upromise also
:-*
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: newmom on December 25, 2011, 06:49:34 PM
:-*

see kisses got you in trouble in the first place... ;D
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: johnnynoname on December 25, 2011, 06:53:58 PM
if it's a girl, will you let it date black guys?


runningmom can give you advice on this btw
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: newmom on December 25, 2011, 06:54:52 PM
if it's a girl, will you let it date black guys?


runningmom can give you advice on this btw

jesus, mary and giuseppe, why me not dating a black man such a big fucking deal. Get over it already...yeesh
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: johnnynoname on December 25, 2011, 06:57:17 PM
wait...you REALLY date black guys?

I just guessed
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: newmom on December 25, 2011, 06:58:18 PM
wait...you REALLY date black guys?

I just guessed

I DON'T...Seems it pisses a few off around here. Why such a big deal?
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: Red Hook on December 25, 2011, 07:17:56 PM
1. don't feel compelled or forced to marry her. Don't compound your mistake by trying to do the "honorable" thing.
2. Paternity test asap.
3. start saving the receipts for any purchases, this may coming in handy in the paternity payment process.
4. If you guys don't live together already then don't move in with her...trust me on this.
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: da_vinci on December 25, 2011, 07:21:22 PM
1. don't feel compelled or forced to marry her. Don't compound your mistake by trying to do the "honorable" thing.
2. Paternity test asap.
3. start saving the receipts for any purchases, this may coming in handy in the paternity payment process.
4. If you guys don't live together already then don't move in with her...trust me on this.


This^^

If it's not planned I hardly could imagine it being "good news" (it's just a kid.. fukkin big deal ppl make it out to be, millions born every day..BUT the possible hurdle, financial/emotional/time it may bring is a big deal. so get ready..). It'd be quite a stress for me, personally... Stay strong and be wise.
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: L.L on December 25, 2011, 07:23:58 PM
1. don't feel compelled or forced to marry her. Don't compound your mistake by trying to do the "honorable" thing.
2. Paternity test asap.
3. start saving the receipts for any purchases, this may coming in handy in the paternity payment process.
4. If you guys don't live together already then don't move in with her...trust me on this.

.

.1. I dont and wont

2. hell yeah.. ;D

3.  lol


4. ..we live together.
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: Swlabr on December 26, 2011, 05:36:36 AM
31...is...too...young... to...settle...down...bro ...you...have...atleast. ..30...more...years...of ...pussy...control...bef ore...considering...
spending...the...rest... of...your...life...with. ..one...broad...

good..luck...just...reme mber...to...be...a...goo d...father...no...matter ...what...
Title: Re: How is this for a Christmas present!
Post by: Ron on December 26, 2011, 12:02:11 PM

Seriously - this can be the best Christmas present you will ever get.  It is all how you act as a father, and it requires dedication to be a good dad.  The realization is scary, especially if this is your first, but it is also a great feeling. Congratulations.

But until the 12-13 week milestone comes around, many things can happen.  Which is why a few people keep it quiet until then.  Miscarriages and many other issues can come about.  Still, it is definately a life game changer.
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: The Grim Lifter on December 26, 2011, 01:24:17 PM
if you do decide to have the child, for the love of God at least lighten up on the whole "bodybuilding" thing and focus on being a good (not just adequate) father.

I can't stand these "fathers" who spend their time away from their children because of their diets and training for a plastic trophy in a regional contest out of false hopes of one day getting their pro-card.

Bullshit, this should drive him further to gain that pro card and make the millions that are on offer
Title: Re: How is this for a Christmas present!
Post by: Hulkotron on December 26, 2011, 01:27:07 PM
Are there any pussy shots in this thread?
Title: Re: How is this for a Christmas present!
Post by: L.L on December 26, 2011, 02:40:02 PM
Seriously - this can be the best Christmas present you will ever get.  It is all how you act as a father, and it requires dedication to be a good dad.  The realization is scary, especially if this is your first, but it is also a great feeling. Congratulations.

But until the 12-13 week milestone comes around, many things can happen.  Which is why a few people keep it quiet until then.  Miscarriages and many other issues can come about.  Still, it is definately a life game changer.


Thanks Boss
Title: Re: How is this for a Christmas present!
Post by: Voland on December 26, 2011, 02:40:56 PM
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/402194_240687682670623_100001881782426_617160_308425543_n.jpg)
Title: Re: How is this for a Christmas present!
Post by: L.L on December 26, 2011, 02:41:46 PM
^^^ Jesus!!!!!!!
Title: Re: How is this for a Christmas present!
Post by: theheman on December 26, 2011, 04:55:38 PM
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/402194_240687682670623_100001881782426_617160_308425543_n.jpg)

Palumbo's happy with his two cuties.
Title: Re: How is this for a Christmas present!
Post by: johnnynoname on December 26, 2011, 04:57:32 PM
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/402194_240687682670623_100001881782426_617160_308425543_n.jpg)

who is this finnochio?
Title: Re: How is this for a Christmas present!
Post by: newmom on December 26, 2011, 05:01:17 PM
^^^ Jesus!!!!!!!

mary and giuseppe..My eyes..
Title: Re: How is this for a Christmas present!
Post by: newmom on December 27, 2011, 03:28:25 PM
Slin,

thought came across my noggin earlier today. If you're unsure of paternity...BY ALL MEANS DON'T sign the Birth certificate. You can sign after the results (although, this could piss off the mother). But if you sign the BC then find out it's not yours it's harder, if not mistaken, in Florida you'd have to go through Probate Court
Title: Re: hows this for a Christmas present.
Post by: Borracho on December 27, 2011, 03:49:52 PM
thank you , we certanly have to sit down and discuss this but im ok with whatever decision she decides to make.

Translation: I hope the bitch gets an abortion.