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Title: Since no one else is doing it...(Santa Klaus)
Post by: TrapsMcLats on December 24, 2011, 07:07:03 PM
...and to think, these posts used to annoy the hell out of me, and now I'm making one:

Merry Christmas from Santa Klaus:

(http://www.pakkotoisto.com/vbulletin/attachment.php?attachmentid=7405&d=1098718331)
Title: Re: Since no one else is doing it...
Post by: johnny1 on December 24, 2011, 07:09:42 PM
WTF what a God-damn Mess, i really wonder what these Idoits really see when they look @ themselves in the Mirror every morning.
Title: Re: Since no one else is doing it...
Post by: TrapsMcLats on December 24, 2011, 07:11:12 PM
WTF what a God-damn Mess, i really wonder what these Idoits really see when they look @ themselves in the Mirror every morning.

yes, but about 5 years ago, klaus doring pictures ruled this forum.  I guess you had to be here...
Title: Re: Since no one else is doing it...(Santa Klaus)
Post by: arce1988 on December 24, 2011, 07:31:04 PM
 what is his body oil %?
Title: Re: Since no one else is doing it...(Santa Klaus)
Post by: Krankenstein on December 24, 2011, 07:47:51 PM
what is his body oil %?

Fucking hater....thats all hard work.  Take your jealousy out of this thread.   >:(
Title: Re: Since no one else is doing it...(Santa Klaus)
Post by: arce1988 on December 24, 2011, 07:51:21 PM
 my bad...
Title: Re: Since no one else is doing it...(Santa Klaus)
Post by: Dipadidu on December 24, 2011, 07:56:20 PM
Is this a getbig newb outing thread?? It's Klausmas !
Title: Re: Since no one else is doing it...(Santa Klaus)
Post by: AlphaM on December 24, 2011, 07:58:40 PM
4d
Title: Re: Since no one else is doing it...(Santa Klaus)
Post by: Randomum on December 24, 2011, 08:17:44 PM
Wonder what klaus looks like now after the oil's 5 shelf life. Anyone got updates on this chump?
Title: Re: Since no one else is doing it...(Santa Klaus)
Post by: Voland on December 24, 2011, 08:18:09 PM
...and to think, these posts used to annoy the hell out of me, and now I'm making one:

Merry Christmas from Santa Klaus:

(http://www.pakkotoisto.com/vbulletin/attachment.php?attachmentid=7405&d=1098718331)

Great teutonic genetics.
Title: Re: Since no one else is doing it...(Santa Klaus)
Post by: Cashfan on December 24, 2011, 08:25:46 PM
All Cookieanol and Milkona.
Title: Re: Since no one else is doing it...(Santa Klaus)
Post by: EL Mariachi on December 24, 2011, 08:33:39 PM
There's a rumour Klaus is doing the 2012 olympia, will get a special invite. So what you gonna do Heath when Klaus-mania runs wild on you.
Title: Re: Since no one else is doing it...(Santa Klaus)
Post by: Benito Mutumbo on December 24, 2011, 08:38:23 PM
What's up with the flower tattoo?

I'm sure there's an ungay reason why he has a flower oh his forearm.
Title: Re: Since no one else is doing it...(Santa Klaus)
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on December 24, 2011, 08:44:17 PM
Klaus is everything that is right in Bodybuilding today. Its the sole reason he is being copied by all the top bodybuilders.
Title: Re: Since no one else is doing it...(Santa Klaus)
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on December 24, 2011, 08:45:27 PM
Someone with some money should make Pumping Iron 3 and make Klaus the main character. Getbig productions should make it happen just for the lulz.
Title: Re: Since no one else is doing it...(Santa Klaus)
Post by: tommywishbone on December 24, 2011, 09:06:02 PM
...and to think, these posts used to annoy the hell out of me, and now I'm making one:
Merry Christmas from Santa Klaus:
(http://www.pakkotoisto.com/vbulletin/attachment.php?attachmentid=7405&d=1098718331)

Lovely. Enchanting. Gorgeous.
Title: Re: Since no one else is doing it...(Santa Klaus)
Post by: Krankenstein on December 24, 2011, 10:05:42 PM
What's up with the flower tattoo?

I'm sure there's an ungay reason why he has a flower oh his forearm.

It is the personification of growth and beauty....Klaus is a monster among men, but is more gentle with the ladies than a new born fawn.

Does that clear things up?
Title: Re: Since no one else is doing it...(Santa Klaus)
Post by: Krankenstein on December 24, 2011, 10:06:15 PM
Lovely. Enchanting. Gorgeous.

Truer words have never been spoken
Title: Re: Since no one else is doing it...(Santa Klaus)
Post by: CARTEL on December 24, 2011, 10:26:45 PM
Has anybody ever graced the world with such symmetry as the refined and humble Santa Klaus?

God bless you Klaus!
Title: Re: Since no one else is doing it...(Santa Klaus)
Post by: ozman on December 25, 2011, 12:15:10 AM
how does the body not reject that shit

these guys seem to live on for years
Title: Re: Since no one else is doing it...(Santa Klaus)
Post by: Dr Dutch on December 25, 2011, 12:22:22 AM
(http://www.pakkotoisto.com/vbulletin/attachment.php?attachmentid=7405&d=1098718331) just purchased a truckload of shit from fitness world.thanks Klaus
Good physique, easily maintained without tons of gear...
Title: Re: Since no one else is doing it...(Santa Klaus)
Post by: Krankenstein on December 25, 2011, 05:25:00 AM
how does the body not reject that shit

these guys seem to live on for years

You are just a mere mortal, twink.  Klaus' natural muscle would never be 'rejected'....
Title: Re: Since no one else is doing it...(Santa Klaus)
Post by: Tito24 on December 25, 2011, 05:32:53 AM
the sad thing is that top bodybuilders of today are lightyears away from the size and shape klaus has.
Title: Re: Since no one else is doing it...(Santa Klaus)
Post by: mossel on December 25, 2011, 05:43:55 AM
Title: Re: Since no one else is doing it...(Santa Klaus)
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on December 25, 2011, 08:06:41 AM
rumor has it the CEO's of every major supplement label personally consult with Klaus before releasing any new product
Title: Re: Since no one else is doing it...(Santa Klaus)
Post by: TrapsMcLats on December 25, 2011, 06:11:14 PM
rumor has it the CEO's of every major supplement label personally consult with Klaus before releasing any new product

You think it stops at supplements??? Who do you think was advising steve jobs??? For the record, Klaus told him to just do the surgery, but jobs wouldn't hear it.  Now who's winning? Klaus, that's who.

(http://smolpower.ru/images/medic/steroid/synthol/doring4.jpg)   <----- image of what winning looks like: huge muscles, overalls, and bitches.

Title: Re: Since no one else is doing it...(Santa Klaus)
Post by: apply85 on December 25, 2011, 06:20:48 PM
^^ 15lb dumbbells lol
Title: Re: Since no one else is doing it...(Santa Klaus)
Post by: johnnynoname on December 25, 2011, 06:24:15 PM
...and to think, these posts used to annoy the hell out of me, and now I'm making one:

Merry Christmas from Santa Klaus:

(http://www.pakkotoisto.com/vbulletin/attachment.php?attachmentid=7405&d=1098718331)

while Klaus is deplorable as a human, I do give him props on having a look that can scare alot of jews

this i give props to
Title: Re: Since no one else is doing it...(Santa Klaus)
Post by: TrapsMcLats on December 25, 2011, 06:26:55 PM
while Klaus is deplorable as a human, I do give him props on having a look that can scare alot of jews

this i give props to

The jews are probably scheming to get all his oil...(no nazi-o)  ;D kidding ron
Title: Re: Since no one else is doing it...(Santa Klaus)
Post by: Krankenstein on December 25, 2011, 06:30:18 PM
^^ 15lb dumbbells lol

That is a special metallic alloy that is more dense than iron....that 15 you see....is like this 1kU (klaus unit) = 10lbs
Title: Re: Since no one else is doing it...(Santa Klaus)
Post by: TrapsMcLats on December 26, 2011, 08:35:25 AM
That is a special metallic alloy that is more dense than iron....that 15 you see....is like this 1kU (klaus unit) = 10lbs

Klausium, i believe its called.
Title: Re: Since no one else is doing it...(Santa Klaus)
Post by: The True Adonis on December 04, 2012, 11:55:29 PM
He is coming to town.
Title: Re: Since no one else is doing it...(Santa Klaus)
Post by: Emmortal on December 05, 2012, 12:00:31 AM
Healthy individual