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Title: Musclecenter Holiday Poem -
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 27, 2011, 01:42:35 AM
When I go online
any news about IFPP Pros make my soul shine
I never talk about my wife
I prefer to spend my time learning about Alexey Lesukovs personal life
they say I am obsessed with muscle
but this is just how I hustle.
I always update my pic.
If you send me sweaty tanktop I send you picture of my muscles
No news about an IFBB pro is too little
to create a warm sensation in my fiddle.
Title: Re: Musclecenter poem.
Post by: greeneyes on December 27, 2011, 01:55:13 AM
and who are you to make a poem about schmoe ? a fag.
hope this helps
Title: Re: Musclecenter poem.
Post by: Kwon_2 on December 27, 2011, 03:31:37 AM
FitnessFrenzy = homo
Title: Re: Musclecenter poem.
Post by: musclecenter on December 27, 2011, 04:17:05 AM
It is only gay if he want it to be.
Title: Re: Musclecenter poem.
Post by: Tito24 on December 27, 2011, 04:21:36 AM
i liked it.
Title: Re: Musclecenter poem.
Post by: Dr Dutch on December 27, 2011, 04:22:29 AM
When I go online
any news about IFPP Pros make my soul shine
I never talk about my wife
I prefer to spend my time learning about Alexey Lesukovs personal life
they say I am obsessed with muscle
but this is just how I hustle.
I always update my pic.
If you send me sweaty tanktop I send you picture of my d1ck.
No news about an IFBB pro is too little
to create a warm sensation in my fiddle.
Nah it's funny, don't listen to the haters  ;D
Title: Re: Musclecenter poem.
Post by: Dr Dutch on December 27, 2011, 04:27:22 AM
Now don't y'all call MC a prick
The guy always updates his dick pic....
Title: Re: Musclecenter poem.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 27, 2011, 04:41:58 AM
I am team musclecenter, so no hate.

Just bringing out the creative skill.
Enjoy your holidays everybody.
Title: Re: Musclecenter poem.
Post by: _bruce_ on December 27, 2011, 04:42:34 AM
Musclecenter, musclemaster, pussypuller, anusblaster,
flexing arms = big bang disaster,
wearing clothes just leaves him cold,
showing those guns, old lust unfolds,

training hard at superkiko,
thong comes off for rich enriquo,
hundred dollars buy one year,
rest of money goes to gear,

on the net, nowhere to go,
posting news to keep the flow,
pumping arms to slow down time,
doesn't work so fake a smile,

Cable curls meet fokushima,
protein pills a soul redeemer,
narrow squats release the gas,
as glitter thong enhance the ass,

1000 years, now time to die,
lose the thong or split the pie,
harakiri squeeze placenta,
muscle masturbation center!

No offense to you MC - but I had to be mean a few times.
Title: Re: Musclecenter poem.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 27, 2011, 04:44:06 AM
LMAO that was funny bruce.  ;D
Title: Re: Musclecenter poem.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 27, 2011, 04:45:44 AM
Tribute pics to our master coach huang.


(http://www.stalkerzone.dk/upload/DSC02342.jpg)








(http://www.stalkerzone.dk/upload/musclecenter_dictator_BYfrd.jpg)
Title: Re: Musclecenter poem.
Post by: mass243 on December 27, 2011, 05:29:39 AM

HAHAHAH, awesome for sure  ;D ;D

Title: Re: Musclecenter poem.
Post by: mass243 on December 27, 2011, 05:31:22 AM
Musclecenter, musclemaster, pussypuller, anusblaster,
flexing arms = big bang disaster,
wearing clothes just leaves him cold,
showing those guns, old lust unfolds,

training hard at superkiko,
thong comes off for rich enriquo,
hundred dollars buy one year,
rest of money goes to gear,

on the net, nowhere to go,
posting news to keep the flow,
pumping arms to slow down time,
doesn't work so fake a smile,

Cable curls meet fokushima,
protein pills a soul redeemer,
narrow squats release the gas,
as glitter thong enhance the ass,

1000 years, now time to die,
lose the thong or split the pie,
harakiri squeeze placenta,
muscle masturbation center!

No offense to you MC - but I had to be mean a few times.


LOL, we have sum' undiscovered talent here on GB  ;D
Title: Re: Musclecenter poem.
Post by: dj181 on December 27, 2011, 05:40:12 AM
Musclecenter offseason :-\ J/K MC ;D
Title: Re: Musclecenter poem.
Post by: musclecenter on December 27, 2011, 06:47:17 AM
Musclecenter, musclemaster, pussypuller, anusblaster,
flexing arms = big bang disaster,
wearing clothes just leaves him cold,
showing those guns, old lust unfolds,

training hard at superkiko,
thong comes off for rich enriquo,
hundred dollars buy one year,
rest of money goes to gear,

on the net, nowhere to go,
posting news to keep the flow,
pumping arms to slow down time,
doesn't work so fake a smile,

Cable curls meet fokushima,
protein pills a soul redeemer,
narrow squats release the gas,
as glitter thong enhance the ass,

1000 years, now time to die,
lose the thong or split the pie,
harakiri squeeze placenta,
muscle masturbation center!

No offense to you MC - but I had to be mean a few times.


thanks for the great poem

update my pics which taken 1 hour ago


Title: Re: Musclecenter poem.
Post by: booty on December 27, 2011, 06:49:29 AM
i liked it.
Me too, it was actually pretty funny.   :)
Title: Re: Musclecenter poem.
Post by: NYSTATEOFMIND on December 27, 2011, 07:10:50 AM
It is only gay if he want it to be.

he definitely wants it to be
Title: Re: Musclecenter poem.
Post by: Kwon_2 on December 27, 2011, 07:35:23 AM
Musclecenter, musclemaster, pussypuller, anusblaster,
flexing arms = big bang disaster,
wearing clothes just leaves him cold,
showing those guns, old lust unfolds,

training hard at superkiko,
thong comes off for rich enriquo,
hundred dollars buy one year,
rest of money goes to gear,

on the net, nowhere to go,
posting news to keep the flow,
pumping arms to slow down time,
doesn't work so fake a smile,

Cable curls meet fokushima,
protein pills a soul redeemer,
narrow squats release the gas,
as glitter thong enhance the ass,

1000 years, now time to die,
lose the thong or split the pie,
harakiri squeeze placenta,
muscle masturbation center!

No offense to you MC - but I had to be mean a few times.


LOL bruce is quite the wordsmith!

Loved the "narrow squats release the gas, as glitter thong enhance the ass"-line! EPIC! lol
Title: Re: Musclecenter poem.
Post by: el numero uno on December 27, 2011, 07:55:42 AM
Musclecenter, musclemaster, pussypuller, anusblaster,
flexing arms = big bang disaster,
wearing clothes just leaves him cold,
showing those guns, old lust unfolds,

training hard at superkiko,
thong comes off for rich enriquo,
hundred dollars buy one year,
rest of money goes to gear,

on the net, nowhere to go,
posting news to keep the flow,
pumping arms to slow down time,
doesn't work so fake a smile,

Cable curls meet fokushima,
protein pills a soul redeemer,
narrow squats release the gas,
as glitter thong enhance the ass,

1000 years, now time to die,
lose the thong or split the pie,
harakiri squeeze placenta,
muscle masturbation center!

No offense to you MC - but I had to be mean a few times.


Bwhahahahahahaha  ;D