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Title: Any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads for the new year?
Post by: AlphaMaleDawg on January 01, 2012, 10:45:52 AM
My jizz loads are pretty bad at this point. I have a lot of sex and jerk off a lot too. Probably cum 3-4 times per day. Any advice for making them bigger? caber and clomid maybe? doses?
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: QuakerOats on January 01, 2012, 10:46:35 AM
zinc
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: berblexer on January 01, 2012, 10:46:53 AM
Dont' jerk 3-4 times a day.
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: Wiggs on January 01, 2012, 10:48:39 AM
drink alot more water and what Quaker said.
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: _bruce_ on January 01, 2012, 10:51:39 AM
Load droppers are not made - they are born  :D
after 3 to 4 times a day, hot air is all that there will be.
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: Tito24 on January 01, 2012, 10:52:28 AM
dont wank off for a week
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: AlphaMaleDawg on January 01, 2012, 10:53:22 AM
drink alot more water and what Quaker said.

drink more water? this is a bodybuilding forum. who the fuck doesnt drink massive amounts of water already?

dont wank off for a week

dude...I can't....no matter how hard I try

I need to buy me some zinc
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 01, 2012, 10:53:48 AM
My jizz loads are pretty bad at this point. I have a lot of sex and jerk off a lot too. Probably cum 3-4 times per day. Any advice for making them bigger? caber and clomid maybe? doses?

Gotta take your vitamins and zinc
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: QuakerOats on January 01, 2012, 10:55:04 AM
drink more water? this is a bodybuilding forum. who the fuck doesnt drink massive amounts of water already?

dude...I can't....no matter how hard I try

I need to buy me some zinc
you ever heard of "edging"?
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: AlphaMaleDawg on January 01, 2012, 10:56:01 AM
you ever heard of "edging"?

educate me

Also, two days ago...I get getting blown and the girl had to ask me if I came because barely anything came out. not good
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: chess315 on January 01, 2012, 10:57:30 AM
there is some anti progesterone that will make you cum big load dont member which one maybe prami chime in felas there is a drug that will do it though I know for 100%
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: Wiggs on January 01, 2012, 10:57:49 AM
drink more water? this is a bodybuilding forum. who the fuck doesnt drink massive amounts of water already?

dude...I can't....no matter how hard I try

I need to buy me some zinc

Well water and zinc is where its at bro. I think most young guys look into the bigger loads thing at some point. This is what I've found. Your load size is genetic also.
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: _bruce_ on January 01, 2012, 10:58:03 AM
drink more water? this is a bodybuilding forum. who the fuck doesnt drink massive amounts of water already?

dude...I can't....no matter how hard I try

I need to buy me some zinc

Don't take too much or it will be poisonous...
just in case the bodybuilding mentality sets in while your popping your load dopers.
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: mass243 on January 01, 2012, 10:58:25 AM
educate me

Also, two days ago...I get getting blown and the girl had to ask me if I came because barely anything came out. not good


Just spit on her face at same time  8)
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: OneMoreRep on January 01, 2012, 10:59:47 AM
Increase your protein intake.

Drink more water (liquids).

Don't wear tight underwear.

Don't expose your testicles to extremes in heat.

Don't masturbate too often.

If you do masturbate, do so just until you're about to reach climax and then stop (it sucks to do so, but when you do ultimately cum, it will pay off).

Remember, between the age of 13-18 is when you typically have the most amount of viscous cum.

All else fails, give gay porn a try and you might find a significant change in the amount and texture of your cum.

"1"
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: Dr Dutch on January 01, 2012, 11:01:53 AM
Cum together...
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: Voland on January 01, 2012, 11:06:25 AM
You won't like this but...stop the tren.
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: OneMoreRep on January 01, 2012, 11:07:15 AM
Cum together...

...Right now, over me!!

"1"
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: bradistani on January 01, 2012, 11:07:27 AM
My jizz loads are pretty bad at this point. I have a lot of sex and jerk off a lot too. Probably cum 3-4 times per day. Any advice for making them bigger? caber and clomid maybe? doses?

come on!! it's hardly rocket science now , is it ?  ::)
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: Dr Dutch on January 01, 2012, 11:08:22 AM
come cum on!! it's hardly rocket science now , is it ?  ::)
fixed
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: w8m8 on January 01, 2012, 11:10:19 AM
educate me

Also, two days ago...I get getting blown and the girl had to ask me if I came because barely anything came out. not good

you're tugging too much

zinc
amino acids
MACA
Ginseng
Yohimbe bark
Vitamin C, E
Magnesium
Lecithin




and eating wheat germ will make it thicker
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: aesthetics on January 01, 2012, 11:11:56 AM
nolva/clomid/hcg

nolva does it for me, since it increases FSH, but it kills my libido. my friend told me he gets giant loads from hcg but i don't notice a difference in that regard.

also, this is a really weird and awkward topic, lol, but i hope you are asking because you want to give some women the white dragon  

i just read you are jerking off 4 times a day, that's probably why. you are drying out "the well" so to speak.
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 01, 2012, 11:12:44 AM
...Right now, over me!!

"1"

OUTED!!
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: nosleep on January 01, 2012, 11:20:45 AM
STOP JERKING OFF SO OFTEN. 50MG CLOMID EOD AND LOADS ARE FUCKING HUGE.  :D
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: mass243 on January 01, 2012, 11:23:25 AM
(http://www.bukkake-uk.co.uk/pics/uk-bukkake3-lg.jpg)
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: AlphaMaleDawg on January 01, 2012, 11:26:46 AM
there is some anti progesterone that will make you cum big load dont member which one maybe prami chime in felas there is a drug that will do it though I know for 100%

yea let me know!

Well water and zinc is where its at bro. I think most young guys look into the bigger loads thing at some point. This is what I've found. Your load size is genetic also.

my loads were great before I started juicing. they have gotten worse but I can definitely attribute a lot of that to more frequent jizzing

Increase your protein intake.

Drink more water (liquids).

Don't wear tight underwear.

Don't expose your testicles to extremes in heat.

Don't masturbate too often.

If you do masturbate, do so just until you're about to reach climax and then stop (it sucks to do so, but when you do ultimately cum, it will pay off).

Remember, between the age of 13-18 is when you typically have the most amount of viscous cum.

All else fails, give gay porn a try and you might find a significant change in the amount and texture of your cum.

"1"

thanks for the tips. might give the gay porn thing a shot just to see what happens
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: chess315 on January 01, 2012, 11:28:08 AM
yea let me know!

my loads were great before I started juicing. they have gotten worse but I can definitely attribute a lot of that to more frequent jizzing

thanks for the tips. might give the gay porn thing a shot just to see what happens
I took it before caberline or something like that it gives you big load I know its caberline Im old and drunk so excuse me, I dont know how to spell half this shit Im a country boy
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: Royalty on January 01, 2012, 11:31:01 AM
Zinc & Selenium

those 2 minerals protect your prostate too
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: AlphaMaleDawg on January 01, 2012, 11:32:23 AM
You won't like this but...stop the tren.

HAHAHAHA listen to this garbage
come on!! it's hardly rocket science now , is it ?  ::)

shit...
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: mass243 on January 01, 2012, 11:32:54 AM

Haha, I wonder how many getbiggers are now busy at searching bukkake videos all over the internet  ;D ;D
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: AlphaMaleDawg on January 01, 2012, 11:34:22 AM
nolva/clomid/hcg

nolva does it for me, since it increases FSH, but it kills my libido. my friend told me he gets giant loads from hcg but i don't notice a difference in that regard.

also, this is a really weird and awkward topic, lol, but i hope you are asking because you want to give some women the white dragon  

i just read you are jerking off 4 times a day, that's probably why. you are drying out "the well" so to speak.

no not jerking off 4 times a day. I have sex a lot too but jerk off when I don't. If I didnt have sex on a particular day, id prob jerk off 3 times

if nolva kills libido, then it's not worth it. I think im gonna try clomid but i hear that makes people emotional bitches
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: chess315 on January 01, 2012, 11:36:03 AM
camberline Im drunk adm but look that up I know that is prolly it. I doubt I'm spelling it right but it makes you shoot big loads
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 01, 2012, 11:38:20 AM
All else fails, give gay porn a try and you might find a significant change in the amount and texture of your cum.

"1"

Is it true about the gay porn? That you get a bigger load?

What kind of texture though, slight pink or?
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: AlphaMaleDawg on January 01, 2012, 11:46:51 AM
camberline Im drunk adm but look that up I know that is prolly it. I doubt I'm spelling it right but it makes you shoot big loads

my man...I already use caber. it's cool. I was drunk last night too but it's 2:46pm right now where I am so not anymore
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: bradistani on January 01, 2012, 11:47:47 AM
(http://www.bukkake-uk.co.uk/pics/uk-bukkake3-lg.jpg)

i wonder how men ever get turned on by this sort of crap  :-\
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: Papper on January 01, 2012, 11:51:21 AM

Just spit on her face at same time  8)

 ;D
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: bradistani on January 01, 2012, 11:52:54 AM
l-arginine is good for increasing load size
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: Papper on January 01, 2012, 11:53:27 AM
how is gay porn going to alter your load ???
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: Iceman1981 on January 01, 2012, 11:55:31 AM
zinc

X2

Plus L-Arginine
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: _bruce_ on January 01, 2012, 11:55:43 AM
how is gay porn going to alter your load ???

You'll shoot huge loads in pure self defense.
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: AlphaMaleDawg on January 01, 2012, 11:57:09 AM
arent things like zinc and l-arginine in our multivitamins already or some shit?
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: bradistani on January 01, 2012, 12:00:57 PM
arent things like zinc and l-arginine in our multivitamins already or some shit?

yes, but we're talking high doses as in mega doses, to have the desired effect.

Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: QuakerOats on January 01, 2012, 12:03:29 PM
arent things like zinc and l-arginine in our multivitamins already or some shit?
like someone else said keep the zinc under control because it can have some weird effects, keep it at under 50mg. but Arginine you can take huge amounts 5 to 10 grams, helps with blood flow down there, if you get the capsules open them up and swallow the powder and chase it with water or some kind of drink.
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: mass243 on January 01, 2012, 12:14:04 PM
i wonder how men ever get turned on by this sort of crap  :-\

Many... I think.



Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: Voland on January 01, 2012, 12:15:47 PM
yes, but we're talking high doses as in mega doses, to have the desired effect.



zinc in high doses will give you the shitz
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: bradistani on January 01, 2012, 12:24:44 PM
zinc in high doses will give you the shitz

the arginine can give you the squits. only problem i had with high dosing zinc is it can make you feel a little nauseous. but gives you the greatest dreams and beautiful deep sleep ever  8)
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: polychronopolous on January 01, 2012, 12:27:24 PM
Hit puberty.
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: Balloon on January 01, 2012, 12:29:04 PM
Massive fail to anyone suggesting "Saving your seed"/
Why deny yourself 3-4 self induced orgasms per day just to impress a skank with a "3 days of abstinence" mega load.

Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: BIG_STI on January 01, 2012, 12:30:02 PM
You're a juice head, proviron duhhhhhhhhhhh
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: MikMaq on January 01, 2012, 12:31:52 PM
I'd classify this as just another hazard of being generation nothingness. Get a real job if you got time to jerk 3 times a day,having big loads isn't your real problem.
Who the fuck cares how big your loads are goto a doc and get a sperm count done otherwise calm down gloria
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: bradistani on January 01, 2012, 01:09:09 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/KfP4A.gif)
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: AlphaMaleDawg on January 01, 2012, 01:17:23 PM
You're a juice head, proviron duhhhhhhhhhhh

I have been taking 25mg every day for months.

I really just have to stop watching porn and just limit cumming to females
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: Voland on January 01, 2012, 01:39:07 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/KfP4A.gif)

my load on a bad day. All pineapple and molasses.
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: Primemuscle on January 01, 2012, 01:45:51 PM
nolva/clomid/hcg

nolva does it for me, since it increases FSH, but it kills my libido. my friend told me he gets giant loads from hcg but i don't notice a difference in that regard.

also, this is a really weird and awkward topic, lol, but i hope you are asking because you want to give some women the white dragon  

i just read you are jerking off 4 times a day, that's probably why. you are drying out "the well" so to speak.

I take HCG and I've not noticed that it makes any difference.
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: Primemuscle on January 01, 2012, 01:52:26 PM
how is gay porn going to alter your load ???

Jacking off four times a day, one probably gets bored with the same old, same ol' porn mags or videos. Variety is the spice of life....especially when it comes to sex. This being the case, gay porn might just be the thing to spike one's interest. However, I doubt it can increase one's load.

Speaking of porn, don't be mislead by what you see in porn videos....like when a dude cums buckets. There are ways to make this appear to be the case even when the fellow really just came a normal amount.
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: berblexer on January 01, 2012, 01:53:42 PM
Jacking off four times a day, one probably gets bored with the same old, same ol' porn mags or videos. Variety is the spice of life....especially when it comes to sex. This being the case, gay porn might just be the thing to spike one's interest. However, I doubt it can increase one's load.

Speaking of porn, don't be mislead by what you see in porn videos....like when a dude cums buckets. There are ways to make this appear to be the case even when the fellow really just came a normal amount.

outed
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: Primemuscle on January 01, 2012, 01:55:59 PM
outed

-Can't out me. I already did that a long time ago....I am selfadmittedly bisexual. So any suggestion of an outing is old news, friend.
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: BIG_STI on January 01, 2012, 01:58:04 PM
I have been taking 25mg every day for months.

I really just have to stop watching porn and just limit cumming to females

Try it at 50mg? I hear most of it out there isn't very good depending on the source, not sure how much truth there is to that. Everyone I know who has used it claims to cum like turning on a tap including me  ;D
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: berblexer on January 01, 2012, 02:01:07 PM
-Can't out me. I already did that a long time ago....I am selfadmittedly bisexual. So any suggestion of an outing is old news, friend.

i thought you were married
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: viking1 on January 01, 2012, 02:14:34 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/KfP4A.gif)

what the hell, is that real???      (no homo)
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: Doug_Steele on January 01, 2012, 02:15:56 PM
what the hell, is that real???      (no homo)

Is it Peter North?  ??? ???
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 01, 2012, 02:20:23 PM
-Can't out me. I already did that a long time ago....I am selfadmittedly bisexual.

OUTED!
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: 99 Bananas on January 01, 2012, 02:20:43 PM
Beating off 3-4 times a day is nevergoing to be huge. That's about every 6 hours. and you must sleep. So that would make it even more frequent. Quit masturbating so often. You're eating the little candy bar now instead of the big candy bar later. It's like your readily eating crow over and over and asking why it does't taste like steak. Fuckin asshole you already know whats up.
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: Thespritz0 on January 01, 2012, 02:30:35 PM
 :D You can also get your girlfriend to stick a finger in your ass when your cumming.... :D
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: basil on January 01, 2012, 03:18:10 PM
saw palmetto and more saw palmetto.  that's all.
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: Radical Plato on January 01, 2012, 03:20:34 PM
My jizz loads are pretty bad at this point. I have a lot of sex and jerk off a lot too. Probably cum 3-4 times per day. Any advice for making them bigger? caber and clomid maybe? doses?
I am on anti depressant "pristiq" and although ejaculation is more difficult I CUM for about 30 seconds - believe me or not! up to you - but it has been the best sex drug I have ever taken.
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: wes on January 01, 2012, 03:27:01 PM
Eat more eggs.
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: Inchdisciple on January 01, 2012, 03:31:16 PM
Talk to Peter North on Facebook.
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: B_B_C on January 01, 2012, 03:33:56 PM
we dont miss the watewr till the well runs dry, maybe you need to give the hand pump a rest for a while besides what cums around goes around
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: Doug_Steele on January 01, 2012, 03:38:06 PM
Talk to Peter North on Facebook.

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/13/129156835723854107.jpg)
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: nosleep on January 01, 2012, 03:41:01 PM
no not jerking off 4 times a day. I have sex a lot too but jerk off when I don't. If I didnt have sex on a particular day, id prob jerk off 3 times

if nolva kills libido, then it's not worth it. I think im gonna try clomid but i hear that makes people emotional bitches


YA AT BULLSHIT 100MG-300MG DOSES.TRY 50MG EOD.
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: Primemuscle on January 01, 2012, 04:09:41 PM
i thought you were married
So?
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: berblexer on January 01, 2012, 04:20:20 PM
So?


So your wife knows? What does she say about it?
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: AlphaMaleDawg on January 01, 2012, 04:25:01 PM
so from I have gathered in this thread, I will do the following

- try not to jerk off as much and try to limit orgasms to sex
- purchase clomid and take 50mg EOD
- instead of taking caber at 25mg every 3 days, I will take it EOD
- continue proviron at 25mg
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: suckmymuscle on January 01, 2012, 04:43:15 PM
My jizz loads are pretty bad at this point. I have a lot of sex and jerk off a lot too. Probably cum 3-4 times per day. Any advice for making them bigger? caber and clomid maybe? doses?

  Yes. Don't ejaculate frequently so when you do you will shoot out more. But something that increases sperm are colored vegetables. The antioxidants in vegetables for some reason increase sperm count. Most of the gain is in sperm quality(the sperm becomes whiter as the amount of sperm cells increases), but the volume increases, too. Another thing for sperm is tocotrienols from coconut meat. Your sperm becomes a lot thicker if you drink coconut milk or eat coconut meat.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads for the new year?
Post by: WillGrant on January 01, 2012, 04:49:23 PM
Clomid
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: Wiggs on January 01, 2012, 05:11:34 PM
 Yes. Don't ejaculate frequently so when you do you will shoot out more. But something that increases sperm volume are colored vegetables. The antioxidants in vegetables for some reason increase sperm count. Most of the gain is in sperm quality(the sperm becomes whiter as the amount of sperm cells increases), but the volume increases, too. Another thing for sperm volume is tocotrienols from coconut meat. Your sperm becomes a lot thicker if you drink coconut milk or eat coconut meat.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Actually, it's semen volume, not sperm. Sperm is within the semen. "loads" = semen.
Semen is a vehicle for sperm.
Title: Re: Any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads for the new year?
Post by: viking1 on January 01, 2012, 05:24:45 PM
What's long, hard, and full of semen???



















a Submarine!!!!   :D :D :D
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: suckmymuscle on January 01, 2012, 05:40:23 PM
Actually, it's semen volume, not sperm. Sperm is within the semen. "loads" = semen.
Semen is a vehicle for sperm.

  No shit, genius. You are the only one who knows this piece of information that is taught in eighth grade. This is what I wrote:

  "It increases mostly semen quality(the number of sperm cells), but also increase volume too."

  The word "too" is there for a reason. Semen quality is determined by the density and vitality of sperm cells in it. Do you understand the English language ???

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: Wiggs on January 01, 2012, 05:50:53 PM
 No shit, genius. You are the only one who knows this piece of information that is taught in eighth grade. This is why I said:

  "It increases mostly semen quality(the number of sperm cells), but also increase volume too."

  The word "too" is there for a reason. Semen quality is determined by the density and vitality of sperm cells in it. Do you understand the English language ???

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Thank you for acknowledging my genius. It means alot coming from a fellow genius...

Please quote where you said that. And by quote, I mean the Getbig function...Look at what I quoted you as typing. That is what you wrote not what you just typed. And I knew you'd do this, and I'm prepared to be nit picky, because you wrote it. What you meant and what you wrote are two different things. Perhaps an remedial English course is in your future..."dumby"....

Sperm doesn't become whiter....SEMEN does.
And when you typed "volume increases too", you were referring to sperm. Reread your sentence...
Sperm doesn't become alot thicker...SEMEN does...

LOL...I love pointing out our errors and watching you backtrack..This is the second time you've made a huge error and I trapped you......Genius...lmao
Title: Re: Any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads for the new year?
Post by: Juruth on January 01, 2012, 05:52:03 PM
Ejaculoid by Goliath labs.
Title: Re: Any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads for the new year?
Post by: Swlabr on January 01, 2012, 05:55:20 PM
Looks like Wiggs and SMM are experts on semen.
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: Radical Plato on January 01, 2012, 05:56:08 PM
 Yes. Don't ejaculate frequently so when you do you will shoot out more. But something that increases sperm volume are colored vegetables. The antioxidants in vegetables for some reason increase sperm count. Most of the gain is in sperm quality(the sperm becomes whiter as the amount of sperm cells increases), but the volume increases, too. Another thing for sperm volume is tocotrienols from coconut meat. Your sperm becomes a lot thicker if you drink coconut milk or eat coconut meat.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
I masturbate 6 times a day and have sex about 3 times a week - I am 38 - anyway - I am sure I will get comedic responses to that - but I find the more I masturbate the greater my load, if I dont masturbate for a while - not much happens when I return for a salami slappin.  Just my story
Title: Re: Any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads for the new year?
Post by: Wiggs on January 01, 2012, 05:56:18 PM
Looks like Wiggs and SMM are experts on semen.

We still have nothing on you brah.
Title: Re: Any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads for the new year?
Post by: Swlabr on January 01, 2012, 05:56:47 PM
We still have nothing on you brah.

:-*
Title: Re: Any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads for the new year?
Post by: Wiggs on January 01, 2012, 05:57:16 PM
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Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: suckmymuscle on January 01, 2012, 06:19:10 PM
Thank you for acknowledging my genius. It means alot coming from a fellow genius...

Please quote where you said that. And by quote, I mean the Getbig function...Look at what I quoted you as typing. That is what you wrote not what you just typed. And I knew you'd do this, and I'm prepared to be nit picky, because you wrote it. What you meant and what you wrote are two different things. Perhaps an remedial English course is in your future..."dumby"....

Sperm doesn't become whiter....SEMEN does.
And when you typed "volume increases too", you were referring to sperm. Reread your sentence...
Sperm doesn't become alot thicker...SEMEN does...

LOL...I love pointing out our errors and watching you backtrack..This is the second time you've made a huge error and I trapped you......Genius...lmao


  You clearly don't understand the English language. Ready to get owned(again)? Re-read the sentence, idiot:

  "It increases mostly sperm quality(the number of sperm cells), but increases volume too."

  No where in this sentence am I using the word "volume" to refer to sperm cells. Rather, I am using the word in isolation. If I had wrote "sperm volume", then that would be a different story. But I didn't. I wrote simply "volume" which can and was obviously refering to what the OP asked(the amount of load). ;)

  Consider yourself owned DUMBY.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

 
Title: Re: Any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads for the new year?
Post by: suckmymuscle on January 01, 2012, 06:22:56 PM
  Here is the exact post:

   Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
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Quote from: AlphaMaleDawg on Today at 11:45:52 AM
My jizz loads are pretty bad at this point. I have a lot of sex and jerk off a lot too. Probably cum 3-4 times per day. Any advice for making them bigger? caber and clomid maybe? doses?


  Yes. Don't ejaculate frequently so when you do you will shoot out more. But something that increases sperm are colored vegetables. The antioxidants in vegetables for some reason increase sperm count. Most of the gain is in sperm quality(the sperm becomes whiter as the amount of sperm cells increases), but the volume increases, too. Another thing for sperm is tocotrienols from coconut meat. Your sperm becomes a lot thicker if you drink coconut milk or eat coconut


  No where am I refering to volume of sperm cells. I refered to sperm cell count in a given volume of ejaculate(density) and I used the word volume to refer to what the OP was asking.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: asbrus on January 01, 2012, 08:03:01 PM
  You clearly don't understand the English language. Ready to get owned(again)? Re-read the sentence, idiot:

  "It increases mostly sperm quality(the number of sperm cells), but increases volume too."

  No where in this sentence am I using the word "volume" to refer to sperm cells. Rather, I am using the word in isolation. If I had wrote "sperm volume", then that would be a different story. But I didn't. I wrote simply "volume" which can and was obviously refering to what the OP asked(the amount of load). ;)

  Consider yourself owned DUMBY.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

 

BRUTAL 0WNAGE BY SMM.
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: Primemuscle on January 01, 2012, 08:29:16 PM
So your wife knows? What does she say about it?

We've been married for 47 years and have been together even longer than that. Of course she knows I am bisexual, duh. She calls me her "complicated husband." If she didn't love me, she'd have left me long ago.

I suspect some folks are mislead by my honesty regarding my sexuality. Just because I acknowledge that I find some men sexually attractive doesn't mean I act on this attraction. I also find some women besides my wife sexually attractive and I don't act on that either.

Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: Natural Man on January 01, 2012, 09:34:26 PM
We've been married for 47 years and have been together even longer than that. Of course she knows I am bisexual, duh. She calls me her "complicated husband." If she didn't love me, she'd have left me long ago.

I suspect some folks are mislead by my honesty regarding my sexuality. Just because I acknowledge that I find some men sexually attractive doesn't mean I act on this attraction. I also find some women besides my wife sexually attractive and I don't act on that either.


tha'ts great and all, but...who gives a fuck? We get it you re old, homobisexual, are "ok with it", as is "your wife you ve been married to for 47 years who call you her complicated husband"... and?
I guess the only persons that might be ineterested by your story are homos, like tbombz and others.

Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: Primemuscle on January 01, 2012, 09:43:03 PM
tha'ts great and all, but...who gives a fuck? We get it you re old, homobisexual, are "ok with it", as is "your wife you ve been married to for 47 years who call you her complicated husband"... and?
I guess the only persons that might be ineterested by your story are homos, like tbombz and others.



This was a reply to berblexer and not to you. The fact that you read it and commented on it would indicate you are interested in my "story" otherwise why the comments? Oh that's right, you have no business of your own.
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: Marshdogg on January 02, 2012, 06:38:21 AM
CELERY IS THE GH OF LOAD INCREASING  - MAKES YOU FUCK YOUR GIRL FOR 1 HOUR STRAIGHT, INCREASES LOAD SIZE AND MAKE ITS FEEL WAY BETTER. DONT TAKE THE OTHER SHIT, JUST EAT SOME FUCKING CELERY. RON JEREMY USES THIS SHIT. THIS IS THE BEST, EASIEST AND MOST NATURAL WAY TO GO. FUCK THE OTHER SHIT
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: WillGrant on January 02, 2012, 06:42:49 AM
CELERY IS THE GH OF LOAD INCREASING  - MAKES YOU FUCK YOUR GIRL FOR 1 HOUR STRAIGHT, INCREASES LOAD SIZE AND MAKE ITS FEEL WAY BETTER. DONT TAKE THE OTHER SHIT, JUST EAT SOME FUCKING CELERY. RON JEREMY USES THIS SHIT. THIS IS THE BEST, EASIEST AND MOST NATURAL WAY TO GO. FUCK THE OTHER SHIT
Clomid
Title: Re: any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads?
Post by: B_B_C on January 02, 2012, 06:54:38 AM
CELERY IS THE GH OF LOAD INCREASING  - MAKES YOU FUCK YOUR GIRL FOR 1 HOUR STRAIGHT, .


thing is, if ye are at hammering away for an hour does she know whither your using your prick or the celary?
Title: Re: Any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads for the new year?
Post by: Moen on January 03, 2012, 06:40:39 AM
http://www.xvideos.com/video1189729/penis_milking_machine_23 (http://www.xvideos.com/video1189729/penis_milking_machine_23)

3 sets 8-12 reps once a week
Title: Re: Any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads for the new year?
Post by: The_Punisher on January 03, 2012, 06:44:44 AM
My jizz loads are pretty bad at this point. I have a lot of sex and jerk off a lot too. Probably cum 3-4 times per day. Any advice for making them bigger? caber and clomid maybe? doses?


ask either Manuel Ferarra or Peter North for advice
Title: Re: Any advice for being able to cum with bigger loads for the new year?
Post by: tupiniskin on January 03, 2012, 07:47:19 AM
for me at least nolva make my cum more thicker and clomid increase the volume.