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Title: Dave Palumbo's S.M.A.R.T Personal Training Certification Course (video)
Post by: musclecenter on January 06, 2012, 09:47:30 AM
 ;)
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's S.M.A.R.T Personal Training Certification Course (video)
Post by: wes on January 06, 2012, 09:53:38 AM
Didn`t watch.
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's S.M.A.R.T Personal Training Certification Course (video)
Post by: 240 is Back on January 06, 2012, 09:54:23 AM
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Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's S.M.A.R.T Personal Training Certification Course (video)
Post by: Endo on January 06, 2012, 10:21:59 AM
too bad that's not how bile works
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's S.M.A.R.T Personal Training Certification Course (video)
Post by: QuakerOats on January 06, 2012, 10:23:50 AM
this guy makes the gayest hand gestures ive ever seen.
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's S.M.A.R.T Personal Training Certification Course (video)
Post by: _bruce_ on January 06, 2012, 10:28:25 AM
Shit talk with StarWars music.
Maybe George Lucas makes a cameo?
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's S.M.A.R.T Personal Training Certification Course (video)
Post by: hardgainerj on January 06, 2012, 11:31:22 AM
this guy makes the gayest hand gestures ive ever seen.
i wonder how many times a week nola trimble uses a strap-on on him
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's S.M.A.R.T Personal Training Certification Course (video)
Post by: Dr Dutch on January 06, 2012, 11:34:30 AM
I want one of Dave's S.M.A.R.T Personal Training Certifications too..... >:(
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's S.M.A.R.T Personal Training Certification Course (video)
Post by: maxkane69 on January 06, 2012, 12:00:43 PM
;)


LOL! :D
Palumbo,the bodybuilder with the most fuck-up physique in history of bodybuilding is going to teach other bodybuilders how to fuck-up their physique too! ::)
How in the world sameone with a gram of brain is going to attend the certificate program from this hideous botox ex-con fake HGH dealer with graphed hair and eye liner??? ???
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's S.M.A.R.T Personal Training Certification Course (video)
Post by: j_mtl on January 06, 2012, 12:17:31 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's S.M.A.R.T Personal Training Certification Course (video)
Post by: JOCKTHEGLIDE on January 06, 2012, 04:47:12 PM
LOL! :D
Palumbo,the bodybuilder with the most fuck-up physique in history of bodybuilding is going to teach other bodybuilders how to fuck-up their physique too! ::)
How in the world sameone with a gram of brain is going to attend the certificate program from this hideous botox ex-con fake HGH dealer with graphed hair and eye liner??? ???

typical bodybuilder,,,,he lies,,cheats and steals anything for hormonal use,,one thing dave is though is SMART MAN,,,but a smart con man,,,,HE ATTENDED MEDICALS COOL,,,HE IS IN IT FOR THE SCAME,,,,

gh15 approved
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's S.M.A.R.T Personal Training Certification Course (video)
Post by: The_Punisher on January 06, 2012, 04:58:18 PM
is this actor related to Palumbo?
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's S.M.A.R.T Personal Training Certification Course (video)
Post by: ether on January 06, 2012, 05:06:28 PM
too bad that's not how bile works

No shit.

The guy has no understanding of human physiology or medicine for that matter.

He is the most dangerous type of douchebag because he knows 5% more than the average retard bodybuilder/general person so by using medical terms he can jedi mind trick them into thinking he knows what he is talking about.

Grounding pads, black mica, omega 3's....what a scumbag
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's S.M.A.R.T Personal Training Certification Course (video)
Post by: Benito Mutumbo on January 06, 2012, 05:49:16 PM
So his teaser trailer is him telling everyone how poo is made.

Is he transitioning into a woman?
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's S.M.A.R.T Personal Training Certification Course (video)
Post by: Growth NOOB on January 06, 2012, 06:04:40 PM
If you mute the video and just watch it, tell me you wouldn;t bet your entire bank account that this is a gay man speaking?
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's S.M.A.R.T Personal Training Certification Course (video)
Post by: jude2 on January 06, 2012, 07:45:00 PM
THe way he moves his arms, looks like he is a cripple. His shoulders must be shoT.
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's S.M.A.R.T Personal Training Certification Course (video)
Post by: Big N on January 06, 2012, 08:11:28 PM
this guy makes the gayest hand gestures ive ever seen.

x2
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's S.M.A.R.T Personal Training Certification Course (video)
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 06, 2012, 08:50:16 PM
too bad that's not how bile works

This ^^^
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's S.M.A.R.T Personal Training Certification Course (video)
Post by: Marty Champions on January 06, 2012, 08:57:47 PM
the food gimmics will never ever end.

just eat a good variety some foods help one organ more than another
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's S.M.A.R.T Personal Training Certification Course (video)
Post by: farrellzach on January 06, 2012, 09:22:15 PM
If you mute the video and just watch it, tell me you wouldn;t bet your entire bank account that this is a gay man speaking?

Someone sound dub this with "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"

Or

Anything gay for that matter.
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's S.M.A.R.T Personal Training Certification Course (video)
Post by: doozejooze on January 06, 2012, 11:24:45 PM
There's nothing too wrong about his bile explanation. Bile will slow down bowel transaction time as it forms micelles with the diacylglycerols and free fatty acids. Bowel transaction time is further slowed by the slower absorption of the fats into the lymphatic system. He said the gall bladder (storage site for bile) and liver secrete bile into the SI, nothing wrong with this either.
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's S.M.A.R.T Personal Training Certification Course (video)
Post by: Moen on January 07, 2012, 12:25:32 AM
No shit.

The guy has no understanding of human physiology or medicine for that matter.

He is the most dangerous type of douchebag because he knows 5% more than the average retard bodybuilder/general person so by using medical terms he can jedi mind trick them into thinking he knows what he is talking about.

Grounding pads, black mica, omega 3's....what a scumbag


Even worse is that I think he really believes he is right, he's not mindfucking anyone, he really is convinced he has the knowledge.
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's S.M.A.R.T Personal Training Certification Course (video)
Post by: musclecenter on January 10, 2012, 08:37:38 AM
Teaser #3

Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's S.M.A.R.T Personal Training Certification Course (video)
Post by: MORTALCOIL on January 10, 2012, 08:42:14 AM
this guy makes the gayest hand gestures ive ever seen.

Thought the same. Guido Dumbino making Nathan Lane look like a Canadian lumberjack.
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's S.M.A.R.T Personal Training Certification Course (video)
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 10, 2012, 08:43:43 AM
Musclecenter's piggy bank is now empty and the contents have gone to Palumbo,
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's S.M.A.R.T Personal Training Certification Course (video)
Post by: MORTALCOIL on January 10, 2012, 08:48:43 AM
Teaser #3



I'm no nutritionist but that sounds like massive BS to me. And watching those two trailers, I wonder if this guy understands the meaning of the verb "to tease".
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's S.M.A.R.T Personal Training Certification Course (video)
Post by: musclecenter on January 10, 2012, 08:49:16 AM
Musclecenter's piggy bank is now empty and the contents have gone to Palumbo,
and the next news is:Arnold's wearing ring moved over to his middle finger  ;D
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's S.M.A.R.T Personal Training Certification Course (video)
Post by: Fortress on January 10, 2012, 08:55:03 AM
Teaser #3



Epic chick in pink tank with a 45-inch waist in front row drinking shake.

What's with the Star Wars music? Incredibly lame and corny.

How are these videos "teasers"? What's the big deal about what he's talking about?
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's S.M.A.R.T Personal Training Certification Course (video)
Post by: insider on January 11, 2012, 08:24:16 AM
There can't be anyone dumb enough to pay money for this



FYI..........that is battlestar gallactica music
Title: Re: Dave Palumbo's S.M.A.R.T Personal Training Certification Course (video)
Post by: ether on January 11, 2012, 08:38:22 AM
There can't be anyone dumb enough to pay money for this



FYI..........that is battlestar gallactica music

Monumental failure that will be spun to his drones as a huge success
Aceto is knowledgeable but DP is full of shit, he missed his calling as a car salesman