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Getbig Main Boards => General Topics => Topic started by: Your Average GymRat on January 11, 2012, 11:17:07 AM
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One of my cardinal rules is laying down the law and laying it down early. I started a new job recently as a debt collector for a major department store. When I was interviewing for this job I noticed one of the guys on the floor there looking at me as I sat in the glass office. He leaned over to the guy in the cubicle next to him and said something. Then the other guy looked at me. Biggest mistake of his life as far as I was concerned. Fast forward: I'm walking down the hallway my third day on the job and I see the guy who was eyeballing me walk into the Men's Room. I quietly follow him in, and he's checking himself out in the mirror. Then he looks into the mirror and sees me right behind him. He starts to whirl around and I catch him in the jaw with a vicious left hook. He falls backward into the sink, spitting blood out of his mouth. That was three weeks ago and nobody has seen him since. He wisely moved on to a new company.
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One of my cardinal rules is laying down the law and laying it down early. I started a new job recently as a debt collector for a major department store. When I was interviewing for this job I noticed one of the guys on the floor there looking at me as I sat in the glass office. He leaned over to the guy in the cubicle next to him and said something. Then the other guy looked at me. Biggest mistake of his life as far as I was concerned. Fast forward: I'm walking down the hallway my third day on the job and I see the guy who was eyeballing me walk into the Men's Room. I quietly follow him in, and he's checking himself out in the mirror. Then he looks into the mirror and sees me right behind him. He starts to whirl around and he catches me in the jaw with a vicious left hook. I fall backward into the sink, spitting blood out of my mouth. That was three weeks ago and nobody has seen me since. I wisely moved on to a new company.
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He's trying to come back. DO NOT FEED...
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good stuff man, next time as youre leaving hit a couple of crab most musculars in the mirror before walking out.
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One of my cardinal rules is laying down the law and laying it down early. I started a new job recently as a debt collector for a major department store. When I was interviewing for this job I noticed one of the guys on the floor there looking at me as I sat in the glass office. He leaned over to the guy in the cubicle next to him and said something. Then the other guy looked at me. Biggest mistake of his life as far as I was concerned. Fast forward: I'm walking down the hallway my third day on the job and I see the guy who was eyeballing me walk into the Men's Room. I quietly follow him in, and he's checking himself out in the mirror. Then he looks into the mirror and sees me right behind him. He starts to whirl around and asks for a reach around. I said, "Naw Bro, we can go to the stall and do a 'Tom Prince'.", He said, "I always keep a spare paperbag taped under the sink...I was hoping you'd come in". 2 minutes in, and I catch him in the jaw with a vicious load. Due to the explosive load, he falls backward into the sink, spitting man-babies out of his mouth. That was three weeks ago and nobody has seen him since. He wisely moved on to a new company.
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lol...great story bro.
"DUDE!"
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I work as a debt collector for a major department store. They hired a new paki guy. Kept on staring through the glass office at me. The guy that sits next to me are talking about him and why this paki fag keeps staring.
The next thing I know he is standing behind me and tries to caress my ass. Tells me he wants to suck my dick. I give him one swift kick to the jaw. Haven't seen him around since.
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did he go by the username "your average gym rat" on getbig.com?
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ohhh man...... you are so cool, i can only wish one day to be as cool as you ::) ::)
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i knew this was coming...lol
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He's trying to come back. DO NOT FEED...
shut the fuck up
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shut the fuck up
Now what's your problem again ?
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did he go by the username "your average gym rat" on getbig.com?
He did look like he worked out. Looked to be about 115 pounds 5'1" tall.
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I work as a debt collector for a major department store. They hired a new paki guy. Kept on staring through the glass office at me. The guy that sits next to me are talking about him and why this paki fag keeps staring.
The next thing I know he is standing behind me and tries to caress my ass. Tells me he wants to suck my dick. I give him one swift kick to the jaw. Haven't seen him around since.
Was this before or after your shirt tore apart because you carbed up at lunch?
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He did look like he worked out. Looked to be about 115 pounds 5'1" tall.
Something like this, right ?
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Was this before or after your shirt tore apart because you carbed up at lunch?
Why is this the first time I heard of you FURY and you have 18000 posts?
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CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP! Great story. Only one way to improve it. Kill yourself.
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Now what's your problem again ?
just tired of reading your boring posts in every thread on this board. Are there things, touchguys?
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just tired of reading your boring posts in every thread on this board. Are there things, touchguys?
He has 10k + posts in a lil over a year. :o
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Why is this the first time I heard of you FURY and you have 18000 posts?
Why do people keep changing their getbig name ?
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He has 10k + posts in a lil over a year. :o
Thank you..
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just tired of reading your boring posts in every thread on this board. Are there things, touchguys?
Just skip 'm then, ass 04.....life's so easy.
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Some stranger recently looked at me as I entered a public restroom.......I became instantly furious and charged him and then issued several viscious headbutts to his newly caved in cranium.
The nerve of some people!! :(
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Wes took too many of those old people pills again ;D
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Was it this guy ?
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I keep telling you guys I`m not old dammit!!
This is old:
(http://morrisonworldnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Japan-Sogen-Kato-supposedly-the-oldest-living-person-in-Japan.jpg)
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Was it this guy ?
That`s the culprit. ;D
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Just skip 'm then, ass 04.....life's so easy.
Mass 04 is the most jacked, lean, tan Getbigger and gets the most women on GB. A true Getbigger. 8) When Mass04 goes for a swim he doesn’t get wet, the water gets him. 8)
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Mass 04 is the most jacked, lean, tan Getbigger and gets the most women on GB. A true Getbigger. 8) When Mass04 goes for a swim he doesn’t get wet, the water gets him. 8)
Is his name irl Chuck Norris ?
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You always remind me of him
(http://i.qkme.me/7avs.jpg)
;D
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Wes brings up a good point
You know how much weird shit happens at men's rooms at the mall?
Btw, I know I left myself wide open here- have your fun
And yes I said "wide open" as well
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All I can say to the haters is when you beat up a Gracie Jujitsu instructor then don't say a word, because I have done that.
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One of my cardinal rules is laying down the law and laying it down early. I started a new job recently as a debt collector for a major department store. When I was interviewing for this job I noticed one of the guys on the floor there looking at me as I sat in the glass office. He leaned over to the guy in the cubicle next to him and said something. Then the other guy looked at me. Biggest mistake of his life as far as I was concerned. Fast forward: I'm walking down the hallway my third day on the job and I see the guy who was eyeballing me walk into the Men's Room. I quietly follow him in, and he's checking himself out in the mirror. Then he looks into the mirror and sees me right behind him. He starts to whirl around and I catch him in the jaw with a vicious left hook. He falls backward into the sink, spitting blood out of his mouth. That was three weeks ago and nobody has seen him since. He wisely moved on to a new company.
Ouch. What does a soul retail for, these days?
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One of my cardinal rules is laying down the law and laying it down early. I started a new job recently as a debt collector for a major department store. When I was interviewing for this job I noticed one of the guys on the floor there looking at me as I sat in the glass office. He leaned over to the guy in the cubicle next to him and said something. Then the other guy looked at me. Biggest mistake of his life as far as I was concerned. Fast forward: I'm walking down the hallway my third day on the job and I see the guy who was eyeballing me walk into the Men's Room. I quietly follow him in, and he's checking himself out in the mirror. Then he looks into the mirror and sees me right behind him. He starts to whirl around and I catch him in the jaw with a vicious left hook. He falls backward into the sink, spitting blood out of his mouth. That was three weeks ago and nobody has seen him since. He wisely moved on to a new company.
LOL!
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All I can say to the haters is when you beat up a Gracie Jujitsu instructor then don't say a word, because I have done that.
not another prick with a weak male identity
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All I can say to the haters is when you beat up a Gracie Jujitsu instructor then don't say a word, because I have done that.
very nice. :o
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I work as a debt collector for a major department store. They hired a new paki guy. Kept on staring through the glass office at me. The guy that sits next to me are talking about him and why this paki fag keeps staring.
The next thing I know he is standing behind me and tries to caress my ass. Tells me he wants to suck my dick. I give him one swift kick to the jaw. Haven't seen him around since.
Worse than an opening line in Penthouse Letters.
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Hey bring it on. I'm old school. Look at me cross eyed and you better start rolling up your sleeves.
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I work as a debt collector for a major department store. They hired a new paki guy. Kept on staring through the glass office at me. The guy that sits next to me are talking about him and why this paki fag keeps staring.
The next thing I know he is standing behind me and caress my ass. Tells me he wants to suck my dick. I give him one swift dick to the jaw. Now I Have him cumming in my mouth every hour since that day.
I corrected the typos in your post you can thank me later.
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Hey bring it on. I'm old school. Look at me cross eyed and you better start rolling up your sleeves.
100% B.S.
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i laughed u are one bad mo fo
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Hey bring it on. I'm old school. Look at me cross eyed and you better start rolling up your sleeves.
I will fight you name your time and place.
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I will fight you name your time and place.
uh oh
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Yes it's about to get real.
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whats your exact location? :D :D :D :D
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One of my cardinal rules is laying down the law and laying it down early. I started a new job recently as a debt collector for a major department store. When I was interviewing for this job I noticed one of the guys on the floor there looking at me as I sat in the glass office. He leaned over to the guy in the cubicle next to him and said something. Then the other guy looked at me. Biggest mistake of his life as far as I was concerned. Fast forward: I'm walking down the hallway my third day on the job and I see the guy who was eyeballing me walk into the Men's Room. I quietly follow him in, and he's checking himself out in the mirror. Then he looks into the mirror and sees me right behind him. He starts to whirl around and I catch him in the jaw with a vicious left hook. He falls backward into the sink, spitting blood out of his mouth. That was three weeks ago and nobody has seen him since. He wisely moved on to a new company.
So he did he leave or did the McManager find him work at another location?
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So he did he leave or did the McManager find him work at another location?
No new job....he entered death spitting blood......Thunderdome.
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;D ;D ;D
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Still no sign of him. He must have left the city.
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One of my cardinal rules is laying down the law and laying it down early. I started a new job recently as a debt collector for a major department store. When I was interviewing for this job I noticed one of the guys on the floor there looking at me as I sat in the glass office. He leaned over to the guy in the cubicle next to him and said something. Then the other guy looked at me. Biggest mistake of his life as far as I was concerned. Fast forward: I'm walking down the hallway my third day on the job and I see the guy who was eyeballing me walk into the Men's Room. I quietly follow him in, and he's checking himself out in the mirror. Then he looks into the mirror and sees me right behind him. He starts to whirl around and I catch him in the jaw with a vicious left hook. He falls backward into the sink, spitting blood out of his mouth. That was three weeks ago and nobody has seen him since. He wisely moved on to a new company.
Why doesn't YAGR post this kind of quality anymore? Did someone else get ahold of the YAGR screen name? There is a marked difference between these classic posts and the more recent attacks on Wes.
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Why doesn't YAGR post this kind of quality anymore? Did someone else get ahold of the YAGR screen name? There is a marked difference between these classic posts and the more recent attacks on Wes.
Careful friend, YAGR has a clearly defined "one punch" policy, all transactions final.
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Careful friend, YAGR has a clearly defined "one punch" policy, all transactions final.
spot on
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A man not to be fucked with.
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Why doesn't YAGR post this kind of quality anymore? Did someone else get ahold of the YAGR screen name? There is a marked difference between these classic posts and the more recent attacks on Wes.
Do you even think this is the least bit funny? You're a FAGR gimmick and no one gives a shit about your tired, worn out bullshit routine anymore.
Die in a fire kunt!
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The "attacks" are truly wearing me down........musn`t black out from the pain YAGR and his gimmicks have inflicted on me.
Must hold on......................
::)
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The "attacks" are truly wearing me down........musn`t black out from the pain YAGR and his gimmicks have inflicted on me.
Must hold on......................
::)
Go to the light Uncle Pervy.....go to the light.
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yagrs test levels have fallen off...
he no longer has the balls to post without fear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Go to the light Uncle Pervy.....go to the light.
Be quiet Avesher! LOL ;D
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yagrs test levels have fallen off...
he no longer has the balls to post without fear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Another of his many gimmicks.
Guy loves the attention he gets from being an internet troll.'
I fail to see or understand why..............probabl y just a friendless, fat, chronic masterbating fuck, in real life..........poor guy! :D
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The original YAGR had similar characteristics as the late great Quaker.
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haha yes...
I am YAGR Captain of the TEAM!
we are doing a push for Cedric this season. You are either with us or against us.
PM me for details. :D
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YAGR,
I'm starting a group called "The Foundation."
I would like you to over see our Public Relations division. Also, some minor janitorial responsibilities. PM me for your next orders.