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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: SF1900 on January 12, 2012, 11:08:02 AM
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http://bisserjeta.hsara.com/2012/01/100-year-old-prostitute-still-going-strong/
Sitting on her plastic-covered scarlet arm-chair in the boudoir of her Gzira home, one would be forgiven for thinking Doris Borg is just a regular sweet old granny. But while she is indeed sweet as kannoli, she also has a more illicit side: she is Malta’s oldest working prostitute.
The silver-haired “anzjana tat-triq“, as she calls herself, celebrated her birthday on January 2, surrounded by prominent politicians, businessmen, lawyers and members of the clergy, all of whom were in costume to protect their identities. “I so enjoyed lapping up their warm greetings,” she beams.
Doris says she has been in the world’s oldest profession ever since she can remember. She comes from a long line of ladies of the night. “My mother was a prostitute, and her mother before her. Her mother was a cloistered nun so I’m not sure what happened there. There hasn’t been a proper male member of the family for generations.”
During her long life, the centenarian has lived through her fair share of momentous events. She has particularly fond memories of World War II. “All those marines,” she says wistfully. “Some historians say the invasion of Sicily might not have succeeded had the entire British 51st infantry division not spent a morale-boosting night with me before they shipped out.”
How has she managed to live for so long? “Well I’m lucky enough to do what I love, even though I don’t love who I do most of the time. I’ve never had a break, except for my hip of course.
“Also, a Ghanaian former witchdoctor once told me his seed had life-giving properties. It appears to have worked.”
Doris admits that due to her advanced age, the market she caters for is somewhat niche. “For men who are almost into necrophilia but not quite” say her ads on Maltapark. “Oh yes, I’m very web savvy,” she says. “One of my last clients, bless him, was a shy computer programmer, and he set up a Facebook page for me, which really helps to set up appointments since I can only cover about 30 metres of pavement in a day nowadays, and that’s with my Zimmer frame.
She says advanced age has several advantages. “Losing all my teeth has been a Godsend, I can tell you. And if someone has a foot fetish, but also likes breasts, in my case they’re in the same general area.”
Being more than a century old certainly hasn’t diminished her creativity either. “I can do more things with a tire-swing and a rolling pin than you could ever possibly imagine.”
What does she think of her younger counterparts? “Bah, in my day we used to learn everything on the job, if you’ll pardon the pun. Hookers today don’t know they’re born, with their MCAST courses and ETC training schemes.”
Despite the fact that her more glamourous days are arguably behind her, Doris has no intentions of retiring any time soon. “No matter how old I get I won’t stop bending over backwards to make sure my clients are satisfied.”
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lol...
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no pic?
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She looks nice .
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She's witty too, but I'm glad she's not my granny..
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no pic?
Click on link. There is a pic of her face. :D
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not my type.
but i think we would be surprised how much clients she has
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Anyone for grilled-cheese sandwiches? :-X
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Strong will power.
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She's pretty funny - came out with some good one-liners in that interview.
We should try getting her onto Getbig - she would fit in well here.
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Any pics from World War 2? Sounds like it was her prime.
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GGILF
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WHAT A CHAMP.
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I wouldn't hit it. As desperate as I am, I still have standards.
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george / Jan 6 2012 2:11 pm
she might be old , but NEVER knew what sex was all about—–2 persons male/female become one in flesh and spirit…………..don’t sell your soul for 2 minute fun + lust.
God STILL GIVE HER TIME TO REPENT , OTHER WISE SHE GOES TO HELL.
TURN OR BURN DORIS.
YOU A SERVANT OF SATIN– SO REPENT .
:D
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My type of gal!
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True warrior.
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My type of gal!
I honestly never visited a prostitute, but I heard the older ones (not 100 yrs of course) are better than 18 yr olds...
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I honestly never visited a prostitute, but I heard the older ones (not 100 yrs of course) are better than 18 yr olds...
You asking me or telling me ? LOL ;D
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You asking me or telling me ? LOL ;D
I always found the idea of going to a hooker filthy, all those guys with their sweat and semen and mucus who been there too....but the same goes for "normal" hot and easy babes too of course. ;D
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I always found the idea of going to a hooker filthy, all those guys with their sweat and semen and mucus who been there too....but the same goes for "normal" hot and easy babes too of course. ;D
Hoe kan je nou dokter zijn als je zo vies bent van andere mensen? 8)
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I never had to pay for pussy as I was the premier player! :)
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Hoe kan je nou dokter zijn als je zo vies bent van andere mensen? 8)
Een jaargenoot van me is speciaal kinderarts geworden omdat hij volwassenen, en vooral bejaarden, smerig vindt.... ;D
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I never had to pay for pussy as I was the premier player! :)
That's my Wes !!! 8) 8)
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That's my Wes !!! 8) 8)
You know it brother! :)
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Wes, you simply supplied the booze/coke, who the fuck you think you're kidding ;)
No my friend,they did..........plus I got paid! :)
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Een jaargenoot van me is speciaal kinderarts geworden omdat hij volwassenen, en vooral bejaarden, smerig vindt.... ;D
En jij? Waar ben jij in gespecialiseerd? Impotente bodybuilders? :P
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Anyone for grilled-cheese sandwiches? :-X
haha, ever try to pry apart a day old grill cheese sandwich?
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haha, ever try to pry apart a day old grill cheese sandwich?
Good forearm workout. :)
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En jij? Waar ben jij in gespecialiseerd? Impotente bodybuilders? :P
What do you think is my medical specialisation ? (keep it anglo..)
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I always found the idea of going to a hooker filthy, all those guys with their sweat and semen and mucus who been there too....but the same goes for "normal" hot and easy babes too of course. ;D
Liar being dutch I am sure you have grabbed one of those hookers out of the display window.
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What do you think is my medical specialisation ? (keep it anglo..)
You don't post about hormones, so you probably are not an endocrinologist. You also seem to have a lot of spare time on your hands (judging gb post count & fequency). Tough one... Do you examine women's breasts?
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You don't post about hormones, so you probably are not an endocrinologist. You also seem to have a lot of spare time on your hands (judging gb post count & fequency). Tough one... Do you examine women's breasts?
The breast of most women are not a delight to examine.... :-X
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That's certainly true. Especially for the group of women in need of the exam.
So... are you a regular GP? Gives you enough time to troll GB while "working" judging my own GP. ;)
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That's certainly true. Especially for the group of women in need of the exam.
So... are you a regular GP? Gives you enough time to troll GB while "working" judging my own GP. ;)
Well I do lots of things.......for instance your mom. :-Xlame I know
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Bullshit, but nice try. My mom doesn't do guys with sub 4 inch cocks.
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I'm (officially) Master of Addiction Medicine....
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I'm (officially) Master of Addiction Medicine....
To me, this seems like something you chose because of something in your past. Yes or no?
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:D
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Pretty sure that is satire. lol
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I think I hit that once ;D
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I think I hit that once ;D
No you wouldn't...
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What is the nick of her son on getbig?
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Pretty sure that is satire. lol
NO SHIT, ITS LIKE ALL THE DUMBASSES WHO FALL FOR THE ONION ARTICLES
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that 100 year old pussy have seen some real milage in her days ;D
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NO SHIT, ITS LIKE ALL THE DUMBASSES WHO FALL FOR THE ONION ARTICLES
The stock image logo on her pic kinda gave it away. Plus no woman is that witty. ;)
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I heard the older ones (not 100 yrs of course) are better than 18 yr olds...
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Any pics from World War 2? Sounds like it was her prime.
Not really. She was already well into her thirties even back then. :-\ Her prime was in the Roaring Twenties.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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She's witty too, but I'm glad she's not my granny..
A true getbigger.
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So conveniant too no more looking for a towwel to wipe yourself on,She has all that loose skin :-*