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Title: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: SF1900 on January 12, 2012, 11:08:02 AM
http://bisserjeta.hsara.com/2012/01/100-year-old-prostitute-still-going-strong/

Sitting on her plastic-covered scarlet arm-chair in the boudoir of her Gzira home, one would be forgiven for thinking Doris Borg is just a regular sweet old granny. But while she is indeed sweet as kannoli, she also has a more illicit side: she is Malta’s oldest working prostitute.

The silver-haired “anzjana tat-triq“, as she calls herself, celebrated her birthday on January 2, surrounded by prominent politicians, businessmen, lawyers and members of the clergy, all of whom were in costume to protect their identities. “I so enjoyed lapping up their warm greetings,” she beams.

Doris says she has been in the world’s oldest profession ever since she can remember. She comes from a long line of ladies of the night. “My mother was a prostitute, and her mother before her. Her mother was a cloistered nun so I’m not sure what happened there. There hasn’t been a proper male member of the family for generations.”

During her long life, the centenarian has lived through her fair share of momentous events. She has particularly fond memories of World War II. “All those marines,” she says wistfully. “Some historians say the invasion of Sicily might not have succeeded had the entire British 51st infantry division not spent a morale-boosting night with me before they shipped out.”

How has she managed to live for so long? “Well I’m lucky enough to do what I love, even though I don’t love who I do most of the time. I’ve never had a break, except for my hip of course.

“Also, a Ghanaian former witchdoctor once told me his seed had life-giving properties. It appears to have worked.”

Doris admits that due to her advanced age, the market she caters for is somewhat niche. “For men who are almost into necrophilia but not quite” say her ads on Maltapark. “Oh yes, I’m very web savvy,” she says. “One of my last clients, bless him, was a  shy computer programmer, and he set up a Facebook page for me, which really helps to set up appointments since I can only cover about 30 metres of pavement in a day nowadays, and that’s with my Zimmer frame.

She says advanced age has several advantages. “Losing all my teeth has been a Godsend, I can tell you. And if someone has a foot fetish, but also likes breasts, in my case they’re in the same general area.”


Being more than a century old certainly hasn’t diminished her creativity either. “I can do more things with a tire-swing and a rolling pin than you could ever possibly imagine.”

What does she think of her younger counterparts? “Bah, in my day we used to learn everything on the job, if you’ll pardon the pun. Hookers today don’t know they’re born, with their MCAST courses and ETC training schemes.”

Despite the fact that her more glamourous days are arguably behind her, Doris has no intentions of retiring any time soon. “No matter how old I get I won’t stop bending over backwards to make sure my clients are satisfied.”
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 12, 2012, 11:10:25 AM
lol...
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: Tito24 on January 12, 2012, 11:11:28 AM
no pic?
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: che on January 12, 2012, 11:12:09 AM
She looks nice .
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: Dr Dutch on January 12, 2012, 11:12:19 AM
She's witty too, but I'm glad she's not my granny..
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: SF1900 on January 12, 2012, 11:12:31 AM
no pic?

Click on link. There is a pic of her face.  :D
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: Tito24 on January 12, 2012, 11:14:17 AM
not my type.

but i think we would be surprised how much clients she has
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Post by: dr.chimps on January 12, 2012, 11:14:30 AM
Anyone for grilled-cheese sandwiches?    :-X
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: Voland on January 12, 2012, 11:18:09 AM
Strong will power.
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: JasonH on January 12, 2012, 11:21:10 AM
She's pretty funny - came out with some good one-liners in that interview.

We should try getting her onto Getbig - she would fit in well here.
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 12, 2012, 11:22:47 AM
Any pics from World War 2? Sounds like it was her prime.
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: 240 is Back on January 12, 2012, 11:25:05 AM
GGILF
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Post by: nosleep on January 12, 2012, 11:25:18 AM
WHAT A CHAMP.
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: theheman on January 12, 2012, 11:37:16 AM
I wouldn't hit it.  As desperate as I am, I still have standards.
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: Voland on January 12, 2012, 11:40:52 AM
george / Jan 6 2012 2:11 pm
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she might be old , but NEVER knew what sex was all about—–2 persons male/female become one in flesh and spirit…………..don’t sell your soul for 2 minute fun + lust.

God STILL GIVE HER TIME TO REPENT , OTHER WISE SHE GOES TO HELL.

TURN OR BURN DORIS.

YOU A SERVANT OF SATIN– SO REPENT .

 :D
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: wes on January 12, 2012, 11:41:45 AM
My type of gal!
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: _bruce_ on January 12, 2012, 11:44:31 AM
True warrior.
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: Dr Dutch on January 12, 2012, 11:45:13 AM
My type of gal!
I honestly never visited a prostitute, but I heard the older ones (not 100 yrs of course) are better than 18 yr olds...
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: wes on January 12, 2012, 11:45:47 AM
I honestly never visited a prostitute, but I heard the older ones (not 100 yrs of course) are better than 18 yr olds...
You asking me or telling me ?  LOL  ;D
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: Dr Dutch on January 12, 2012, 11:48:47 AM
You asking me or telling me ?  LOL  ;D
I always found the idea of going to a hooker filthy, all those guys with their sweat and semen and mucus who been there too....but the same goes for "normal" hot and easy babes too of course.  ;D
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on January 12, 2012, 11:51:06 AM
I always found the idea of going to a hooker filthy, all those guys with their sweat and semen and mucus who been there too....but the same goes for "normal" hot and easy babes too of course.  ;D

Hoe kan je nou dokter zijn als je zo vies bent van andere mensen?  8)
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: wes on January 12, 2012, 11:56:56 AM
I never had to pay for pussy as I was the premier player!  :)
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: Dr Dutch on January 12, 2012, 12:01:08 PM
Hoe kan je nou dokter zijn als je zo vies bent van andere mensen?  8)
Een jaargenoot van me is speciaal kinderarts geworden omdat hij volwassenen, en vooral bejaarden, smerig vindt.... ;D
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: Dr Dutch on January 12, 2012, 12:01:44 PM
I never had to pay for pussy as I was the premier player!  :)
That's my Wes !!!    8) 8)
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: wes on January 12, 2012, 12:02:29 PM
That's my Wes !!!    8) 8)
You know it brother! :)
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: wes on January 12, 2012, 12:07:34 PM
Wes, you simply supplied the booze/coke, who the fuck you think you're kidding ;)
No my friend,they did..........plus I got paid!  :)
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on January 12, 2012, 12:07:56 PM
Een jaargenoot van me is speciaal kinderarts geworden omdat hij volwassenen, en vooral bejaarden, smerig vindt.... ;D

En jij? Waar ben jij in gespecialiseerd? Impotente bodybuilders?  :P
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: hazbin on January 12, 2012, 12:08:28 PM
Anyone for grilled-cheese sandwiches?    :-X

haha, ever try to pry apart a day old grill cheese sandwich?
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: wes on January 12, 2012, 12:09:23 PM
haha, ever try to pry apart a day old grill cheese sandwich?
Good forearm workout.  :)
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: Dr Dutch on January 12, 2012, 12:12:08 PM
En jij? Waar ben jij in gespecialiseerd? Impotente bodybuilders?  :P
What do you think is my medical specialisation ? (keep it anglo..)
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: the trainer on January 12, 2012, 12:14:29 PM
I always found the idea of going to a hooker filthy, all those guys with their sweat and semen and mucus who been there too....but the same goes for "normal" hot and easy babes too of course.  ;D

 Liar being dutch I am sure you have grabbed one of those hookers out of the display window.
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on January 12, 2012, 12:20:07 PM
What do you think is my medical specialisation ? (keep it anglo..)

You don't post about hormones, so you probably are not an endocrinologist. You also seem to have a lot of spare time on your hands (judging gb post count & fequency). Tough one... Do you examine women's breasts?
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: Dr Dutch on January 12, 2012, 12:56:47 PM
You don't post about hormones, so you probably are not an endocrinologist. You also seem to have a lot of spare time on your hands (judging gb post count & fequency). Tough one... Do you examine women's breasts?
The breast of most women are not a delight to examine.... :-X
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on January 12, 2012, 01:03:55 PM
That's certainly true. Especially for the group of women in need of the exam.

So... are you a regular GP? Gives you enough time to troll GB while "working" judging my own GP. ;)
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: Dr Dutch on January 12, 2012, 01:37:14 PM
That's certainly true. Especially for the group of women in need of the exam.

So... are you a regular GP? Gives you enough time to troll GB while "working" judging my own GP. ;)
Well I do lots of things.......for instance your mom.      :-Xlame I know
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on January 12, 2012, 01:47:22 PM
Bullshit, but nice try. My mom doesn't do guys with sub 4 inch cocks.
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: Dr Dutch on January 12, 2012, 01:50:18 PM
I'm (officially) Master of Addiction Medicine....
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on January 12, 2012, 01:54:34 PM
I'm (officially) Master of Addiction Medicine....

To me, this seems like something you chose because of something in your past. Yes or no?
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Post by: arce1988 on January 12, 2012, 01:58:22 PM
  :D
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Post by: StanZoLOL on January 12, 2012, 02:00:45 PM
Pretty sure that is satire. lol
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Post by: Radical Plato on January 12, 2012, 02:01:31 PM
I think I hit that once  ;D
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: Dr Dutch on January 12, 2012, 02:09:42 PM
I think I hit that once  ;D
No you wouldn't...
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: el numero uno on January 12, 2012, 02:10:50 PM
What is the nick of her son on getbig?
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: Army of One on January 12, 2012, 03:01:10 PM
Pretty sure that is satire. lol

NO SHIT, ITS LIKE ALL THE DUMBASSES WHO FALL FOR THE ONION ARTICLES
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: j_mtl on January 13, 2012, 12:56:18 AM
that 100 year old pussy have seen some real milage in her days ;D
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: StanZoLOL on January 13, 2012, 12:58:43 AM
NO SHIT, ITS LIKE ALL THE DUMBASSES WHO FALL FOR THE ONION ARTICLES

The stock image logo on her pic kinda gave it away. Plus no woman is that witty. ;)
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: dj181 on January 13, 2012, 03:58:08 AM
I heard the older ones (not 100 yrs of course) are better than 18 yr olds...

 ::)
Title: Re: 100 year old prostitute still going strong
Post by: suckmymuscle on January 13, 2012, 04:03:55 AM
Any pics from World War 2? Sounds like it was her prime.

  Not really. She was already well into her thirties even back then. :-\ Her prime was in the Roaring Twenties.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
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Post by: PJim on January 13, 2012, 04:13:16 AM
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Post by: Marshdogg on January 13, 2012, 06:21:05 AM
She's witty too, but I'm glad she's not my granny..

A true getbigger.
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Post by: Aussie Duffman on January 13, 2012, 06:42:18 AM
So conveniant too no more looking for a towwel to wipe yourself on,She has all that loose skin :-*