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Title: Thai man marries dead girlfriend , better dead then never
Post by: Nails on January 19, 2012, 01:48:01 PM: i thought the old saying was
Better late then Never ??? ???
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Post by: Andy Griffin on January 19, 2012, 01:52:10 PM: She'd be laying perfectly still on their wedding night...

Wouldn't that be "statue-tory" rape??
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Post by: supernick on January 19, 2012, 01:52:30 PM: im sorry but thats just gross
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Post by: viking1 on January 19, 2012, 01:54:25 PM: more real than marrying a real doll
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Post by: hrspwr on January 19, 2012, 01:55:22 PM: Thats a surefire way to make sure she never leaves the kitchen.
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Post by: Cashfan on January 19, 2012, 01:59:01 PM: Corpse Bride.
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Post by: TheOne on January 19, 2012, 01:59:40 PM: She didn't seem too excited about the whole thing. I thought woman looked forward to the day they get married ;-(
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Post by: 240 is Back on January 19, 2012, 02:00:08 PM: coffin of peace
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Post by: OneMoreRep on January 19, 2012, 02:02:16 PM: A rich and compelling tale..

Love knows no bounds...

"1"
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Post by: King Shizzo on January 19, 2012, 02:11:54 PM: I don't see a problem here. Just another guy with a "stiffy" on his honeymoon.
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Post by: jubaredondo on January 19, 2012, 02:16:00 PM: at least we can pratice necrophilia in tailandia, good to know!
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Post by: the trainer on January 19, 2012, 02:17:05 PM: She is the perfect wife she will never nag you, come and go as you please and she will always be quiet.
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Post by: The Grim Lifter on January 19, 2012, 02:17:48 PM: I wonder how she said 'I do'
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Post by: littledumbells on January 19, 2012, 02:27:58 PM: Quote from: the trainer on January 19, 2012, 02:17:05 PM
She is the perfect wife she will never nag you, come and go as you please and she will always be quiet.

He will have to get his own sammich though
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Post by: Moontrane on January 19, 2012, 02:28:46 PM: (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-pHpB3CoCaAs/TbRTw6wxhZI/AAAAAAAAJwQ/PAs4u2E2PVA/s1600/dracula350314.jpg)

Love Never Dies

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DR9o7xaEXns/THH_VvG7P6I/AAAAAAAABrc/2WpEmNOJTxE/s1600/draculagaryoldman.jpg)
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Post by: Fortress on January 19, 2012, 02:44:55 PM: Great love story
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Post by: Cashfan on January 19, 2012, 02:45:11 PM: This guys wife is very cool, no question.
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Post by: OneMoreRep on January 19, 2012, 02:56:17 PM: Quote from: Cashfan on January 19, 2012, 02:45:11 PM
This guys wife is very cool, no question.

Well, at least she will never say no to him, will be a great listener and a great shoulder to lean on.

"1"
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Post by: Cashfan on January 19, 2012, 03:34:04 PM: $10 bucks says he tries to take her to a taxidermist.
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Post by: Parker on January 19, 2012, 03:41:46 PM: Quote from: Andy Griffin on January 19, 2012, 01:52:10 PM
She'd be laying perfectly still on their wedding night...

Wouldn't that be "statue-tory" rape??
She'd be dry as a sandpaper---or will the combined maggot juice and rotting organs create some slickness?
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Post by: wes on January 19, 2012, 03:44:33 PM: Talk about a dead piece of ass!
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Post by: JasonH on January 19, 2012, 04:12:37 PM: What's the story behind this then?

Did she want to get married to him before she died or something?
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Post by: Andy Griffin on January 19, 2012, 04:14:27 PM: Quote from: wes on January 19, 2012, 03:44:33 PM
Talk about a dead piece of ass!

:D

She won't even bother faking her orgasm.
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Post by: HTexan on January 19, 2012, 04:39:25 PM: :-\
how she died? please tell me it was not health related and he had the better/only health insurance policy
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Post by: LittleJ on January 19, 2012, 04:43:23 PM: Looks like cancer but there's burn marks on her arm
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Post by: The Ugly on January 19, 2012, 04:52:41 PM: Kinda sad, really.
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Post by: j_mtl on January 19, 2012, 05:01:53 PM: MANNNN...... that biatch is coold ;D
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Post by: 225for70 on January 19, 2012, 05:23:24 PM: Just has to throw some Hot water on the Putang to warm it up.. :'(
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Post by: Papper on January 19, 2012, 05:24:45 PM: did he marry her 6 times in a row?
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Post by: Dr.J on January 19, 2012, 06:10:06 PM: kinds weird
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Post by: mik1111 on January 19, 2012, 06:12:44 PM: i bet her girl smells funny
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Post by: wes on January 19, 2012, 06:14:14 PM: Probably some good GH up in dat` dere` cadaver!! ;D
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Post by: chess315 on January 19, 2012, 06:23:23 PM: good future wyhi thread:)
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Post by: Parker on January 19, 2012, 06:24:41 PM: Quote from: mik1111 on January 19, 2012, 06:12:44 PM
i bet her #girl smells funny
Not dead fish, but dead corpse.
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Post by: wes on January 19, 2012, 06:25:42 PM: Quote from: GangstaLean on January 19, 2012, 06:24:41 PM
Not dead fish, but dead corpse.
As opposed to live corpse ? ;D
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Post by: 20inch calves on January 19, 2012, 08:05:55 PM: sad..odd alittle of both
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Post by: wes on January 19, 2012, 08:08:00 PM: Quote from: 20inch calves on January 19, 2012, 08:05:55 PM
sad..odd alittle of both
Actually,it`s fucking insane !!

HTH ;D
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Post by: el numero uno on January 19, 2012, 08:47:36 PM: Damn :-\
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Post by: booty on January 19, 2012, 10:45:25 PM: This is bizarre. :-\ Her soul has already left the body so he is marrying a dead corpse.
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Post by: da_vinci on January 19, 2012, 11:24:27 PM: Jokes aside, that's.....love probably..eh?
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Post by: Thespritz0 on January 22, 2012, 01:46:49 AM: Quote from: LittleJ on January 19, 2012, 04:43:23 PM
Looks like cancer but there's burn marks on her arm
^^
I looked it up, she died in a car accident.
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Post by: kyomu on January 22, 2012, 06:02:25 AM: The guy looks strange.

But if the thing is like i imagine, very sad and full of love.
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Post by: Purge_WTF on January 22, 2012, 06:30:05 AM: Dead girls don't say no.

Sorry--morbid humor from my years studying Mortuary Science in college.
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Post by: Swede! on January 22, 2012, 06:36:48 AM: Looks like the type of girl that just lays there in bed and doesn't do anything.
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Post by: Dr Dutch on January 22, 2012, 06:39:30 AM: Won't cook or clean and will start to smell badly..
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Post by: Andy Griffin on January 22, 2012, 10:57:20 AM: Quote from: dutchguy on January 22, 2012, 06:39:30 AM
Won't cook or clean and will start to smell badly..

Enough living women fit that bill already. :-\
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Post by: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on January 22, 2012, 01:46:07 PM: The guy used to be into necrophilia but some rotten kunt split on him. :D