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Title: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: greeneyes on January 19, 2012, 02:46:14 PM
right quads looks small as musclecenter cock
(http://planetemuscle.com/phpBB2/download/file.php?id=129515)
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: Fortress on January 19, 2012, 02:48:05 PM
Hang it up

Right thigh's hamburger meat.
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: Nails on January 19, 2012, 02:49:23 PM
even the dog isnt impressed... and dogs are easily impressed
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: mass 04 on January 19, 2012, 02:49:44 PM
lol@ the Lhasa Apschmoe.
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on January 19, 2012, 02:51:14 PM
Jay won multiple Olympias with asymmetrical quads  :-X
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: Dogma2010 on January 19, 2012, 02:52:22 PM
his condition is crazy for 8 weeks out but who are we kidding to think that both the legs would look the same after tearing a quad. Guy looks good despite that to me.
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: Fortress on January 19, 2012, 02:54:14 PM
Guy's sucking air like it's going out of style right there

Fans, enjoy this, because next week he'll have torn his glutes slipping on a piece of balonie.
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: NeilGM on January 19, 2012, 02:55:23 PM
Arnold Classic Winner??? Im sorry, this should belong at the circus
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: Nails on January 19, 2012, 02:57:00 PM
Branch is out of the ARNOLD!!!!


ProLapsed asshole while taking a shit
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: jubaredondo on January 19, 2012, 03:00:15 PM
He's in good condiotion 8 weeks out... but his right side is lagging more and more.
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: jubaredondo on January 19, 2012, 03:03:15 PM
Pennis Wolf will be the winnig, follow by Evan and brandon Curry (if repeat the 2011olympia shape)
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: NeilGM on January 19, 2012, 03:11:04 PM
Sorry he too stumpy, Im not getting at little people but there is a point when you just look stupid.. this looks stupid
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: makaveli25 on January 19, 2012, 03:16:33 PM
Sorry he too stumpy, Im not getting at little people but there is a point when you just look stupid.. this looks stupid


(http://cache.sharenxs.com/images/wz/cabc/a-/ab/bj/bi/gif39.gif)














Naw I agree his physique was far more impressive as an amateur just not as freaky.
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: BayGBM on January 19, 2012, 03:20:33 PM
right quads looks small as musclecenter cock

Oh my.  Definitely not the schome magnet he used to be.  He went from tier 1 to tier 4... in what?  one year?!  :'(

It was fun while it lasted.  Time to retire.
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: Nails on January 19, 2012, 03:25:06 PM
wonder if he is still spending $1,400 a month on food  (@1:33)  ::) ::) ::)




Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: Voland on January 19, 2012, 03:28:32 PM
He is more balanced now. His torn quad matches his torn lat perfectly.
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: SF1900 on January 19, 2012, 03:30:27 PM
This is what happens when you train like an idiot. Yes, I know, he tore his quad slipping on ice; however, training like he does definitely will screw your body up.
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: FAST LANE on January 19, 2012, 03:31:04 PM
his condition is crazy for 8 weeks out but who are we kidding to think that both the legs would look the same after tearing a quad. Guy looks good despite that to me.

THIS
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: wes on January 19, 2012, 03:33:11 PM
The only way he ever made it as far as he did in the first place as a pro, is because the people/fans are used to seeing huge big gutted freaks these days, and they,the judges, reward that look................henc e,all the sloppy looking, big gutted, SEO filled pros we have today walking around masquerading as bodybuilders.

He looked great as an amateur, then simply went overboard in an effort to ruin his physique as so many others had before him, so he could fit right in with all the other pros today walking around with Synthol filled muscles,torn lats,quads,and biceps,and huge ever expanding bellies,coupled with quads so big that their feet have to go out to the sides when they walk like their feet are sweeping the floors wherever they step !

He looks as good as most other pros,just a tad blockier,more muscle tears,shitty proportions,red face from ultra-high blood pressure,all at the height of an oompa loompa while weighing 270 pounds.

With all these attributes going for him,he`ll be in first fucking place hands down.........no contest!

Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: affeman on January 19, 2012, 03:38:05 PM
Ruhl blows him away in the living room department
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: CalvinH on January 19, 2012, 03:41:51 PM
Ruhl blows him away in the living room department

No way!!!!


....Branch has much better shelving and cabinets,and also he has a fireplace.
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: wes on January 19, 2012, 03:42:48 PM
No way!!!!


....Branch has much better shelving and cabinets,and also he has a fireplace.
;D
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on January 19, 2012, 03:46:14 PM
Can Deer Antler fix the quad in 8 weeks?
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: CalvinH on January 19, 2012, 03:46:29 PM
;D


And let's not forget the flatscreen ;) ;D
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: wes on January 19, 2012, 03:54:38 PM
Living large!!  :)
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: Danjo on January 19, 2012, 04:08:10 PM
The only way he ever made it as far as he did in the first place as a pro, is because the people/fans are used to seeing huge big gutted freaks these days, and they,the judges, reward that look................henc e,all the sloppy looking, big gutted, SEO filled pros we have today walking around masquerading as bodybuilders.

He looked great as an amateur, then simply went overboard in an effort to ruin his physique as so many others had before him, so he could fit right in with all the other pros today walking around with Synthol filled muscles,torn lats,quads,and biceps,and huge ever expanding bellies,coupled with quads so big that their feet have to go out to the sides when they walk like their feet are sweeping the floors wherever they step !

He looks as good as most other pros,just a tad blockier,more muscle tears,shitty proportions,red face from ultra-high blood pressure,all at the height of an oompa loompa while weighing 270 pounds.

With all these attributes going for him,he`ll be in first fucking place hands down.........no contest!Now dat some funny shit....true though 8)


Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: JasonH on January 19, 2012, 04:08:24 PM
Looks to be in good condition 8 weeks out to be fair.

I think that's the same sofa as mine.
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: jubaredondo on January 19, 2012, 04:09:32 PM
The only way he ever made it as far as he did in the first place as a pro, is because the people/fans are used to seeing huge big gutted freaks these days, and they,the judges, reward that look................henc e,all the sloppy looking, big gutted, SEO filled pros we have today walking around masquerading as bodybuilders.

He looked great as an amateur, then simply went overboard in an effort to ruin his physique as so many others had before him, so he could fit right in with all the other pros today walking around with Synthol filled muscles,torn lats,quads,and biceps,and huge ever expanding bellies,coupled with quads so big that their feet have to go out to the sides when they walk like their feet are sweeping the floors wherever they step !

He looks as good as most other pros,just a tad blockier,more muscle tears,shitty proportions,red face from ultra-high blood pressure,all at the height of an oompa loompa while weighing 270 pounds.

With all these attributes going for him,he`ll be in first fucking place hands down.........no contest!
:-\ very concise wes, sad for second milenia bodybuilding
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: Schmoff on January 19, 2012, 04:18:16 PM
poor dog

Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: YoungBlood on January 19, 2012, 04:33:23 PM
wonder if he is still spending $1,400 a month on food  (@1:33)  ::) ::) ::)


Years ago on Muscle Mayhem, Tom Prince claimed to spend $300/wk on food, which is around $1200/mo on food. I can see Branch spending the $1400.00 he claims.
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: HTexan on January 19, 2012, 04:42:19 PM
right quads looks small as musclecenter cock
(http://planetemuscle.com/phpBB2/download/file.php?id=129515)
do you think if branch could trade all his muscle mass for just 3 inches more of height, he would in it?
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: Nails on January 19, 2012, 04:46:32 PM
do you think if branch could trade all his muscle mass for just 3 inches more of height, he would in it?


branch would give up the remaining 3 inches of his cock for 3 inches on his arms
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: HTexan on January 19, 2012, 04:47:36 PM

branch would give up the remaining 3 inches of his cock for 3 inches on his arms

fixed.
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: Ex Coelis on January 19, 2012, 04:47:59 PM
brutal placement of tv forcing themselves to crane their necks upwards uncomfortably
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: Danjo on January 19, 2012, 05:00:45 PM
Anoint that quad with oil and he will be good 2 go...
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on January 19, 2012, 05:01:03 PM
poor dog



Why the fuck is it sleeping there?  ??? :D
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: ether on January 19, 2012, 05:13:45 PM
brutal placement of tv forcing themselves to crane their necks upwards uncomfortably

ROFL!!!!

I wonder how his velvet thong feels on the leather couches?
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: Dr.J on January 19, 2012, 05:28:29 PM
he looks good!
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: Papper on January 19, 2012, 05:34:47 PM
Guy's sucking air like it's going out of style right there

Fans, enjoy this, because next week he'll have torn his glutes slipping on a piece of balonie.

Branch is out of the ARNOLD!!!!


ProLapsed asshole while taking a shit

loll!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: Ex Coelis on January 19, 2012, 06:16:11 PM
...
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: wes on January 19, 2012, 06:18:06 PM
(http://www.manofactionfigures.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/product_full/sites/default/files/8.22.9%20010.jpg)
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: chess315 on January 19, 2012, 06:21:38 PM
do you think if branch could trade all his muscle mass for just 3 inches more of height, he would in it?
fuck no but he would trade 3 inches of height for 20lbs muscle mass
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: Mothballs on January 19, 2012, 06:52:13 PM
(http://planetemuscle.com/phpBB2/download/file.php?id=129515)


(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/19/128819500125569363.jpg)
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: wes on January 19, 2012, 06:53:46 PM
 8)
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: njflex on January 19, 2012, 07:10:22 PM
dude is a block of mass,,thick build,,gets in shape not pretty ,,he'll be in top 5 i bet.
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: BayGBM on January 19, 2012, 07:13:08 PM
The good old days!
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: Benny B on January 19, 2012, 07:16:02 PM
will be top three...
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: Evo on January 19, 2012, 07:56:25 PM

Years ago on Muscle Mayhem, Tom Prince claimed to spend $300/wk on food, which is around $1200/mo on food. I can see Branch spending the $1400.00 he claims.

Easily done, I spend around $150 per week on food....
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: 20inch calves on January 19, 2012, 07:58:56 PM
i don;t know i was expecting worse. i think he will be top 3 for sure. his legs are still better than vitor martinez's
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: Evo on January 19, 2012, 08:03:35 PM
i don;t know i was expecting worse. i think he will be top 3 for sure. his legs are still better than vitor martinez's

Victor is 100x better than branch, shame he cant nail his condition....

Branch will probably win some how!
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: hardgainerj on January 19, 2012, 08:04:16 PM
i don;t know i was expecting worse. i think he will be top 3 for sure. his legs are still better than vitor martinez's
if he were the average BB height which isnt very tall to begin with, that mass wouldnt travel much like lee priest' arms
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: Dr.J on January 19, 2012, 08:05:14 PM
is victor out yet?
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: hardgainerj on January 19, 2012, 08:07:06 PM
is victor out yet?
if rappers can record albums from prison, martinez can pose from his cell
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: epic_alien on January 19, 2012, 08:50:57 PM
is victor out yet?

not yet. he is still getting 3 hots and a cot.
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: tommywishbone on January 19, 2012, 08:55:44 PM
His TV is mounted at a little over 6 feet. Should give the room a nice County Jail feel. Carry on.
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: Meso_z on January 19, 2012, 09:28:56 PM
Branch is out of the ARNOLD!!!!


ProLapsed asshole while taking a shit
Can someone confirm this?  :D ;D
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: Jaaysheaa on January 19, 2012, 09:37:26 PM
Branch is out of the ARNOLD!!!!


ProLapsed asshole while taking a shit

Hahaha. classic
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: Max B on January 19, 2012, 10:02:26 PM
Bay likey, slurp  :P
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: Schmoff on January 19, 2012, 10:08:39 PM
if rappers can record albums from prison, martinez can pose from his cell

can you imagine when you are watching Arnold Classic live on bodybuilding.com, all of sudden, the camera changes to Victor's cell, and Bob announces, "our next competitor is from Dominic Republic, many think he will take the throne after Ronnie retired, Victor, Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr tinez!!!!!" Boom! You see a locked-up inmate doing a front double biceps.

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: jwb on January 20, 2012, 12:27:12 AM
The leg is way down in size still but the none of the quads look like they are half way up his leg so the surgery was a success.
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: Figo on January 20, 2012, 01:20:18 AM
Top 3 mr olympia this year

I don't think his classical lines can beat heath and jay though

Even zane, reeves, paris, labrada, benfatto were once ahead of their time
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: Tito24 on January 20, 2012, 01:35:10 AM
looks like he just came out of jail so small
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: kreator on January 20, 2012, 01:57:16 AM
Meanwhile at the neighbour's.......

''Dad, why is mr.Warren wearing mrs.Warren's underwear?''

You peeking at the neighbour's house again Johnny? You know that's not nice and it's probably nothi......Oh! Jesus Christ! Get away from the window son.....Dorothy!!
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: Figo on January 20, 2012, 03:17:14 AM
Meanwhile at the neighbour's.......

''Dad, why is mr.Warren wearing mrs.Warren's underwear?''

You peeking at the neighbour's house again Johnny? You know that's not nice and it's probably nothi......Oh! Jesus Christ! Get away from the window son.....Dorothy!!

"you see son, sometimes professional athletes shave their bodies, put a dark cream and get their friends to rub oil on them. Then they put on underwear like mommy's and stand in front of other men, sometimes dancing, and making muscles. This makes the other men happy and they make loud noises...""Now son, put down your sisters barbie, that's gay"
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: wes on January 20, 2012, 03:19:03 AM
His TV is mounted at a little over 6 feet. Should give the room a nice County Jail feel. Carry on.
;D
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: Tito24 on January 20, 2012, 04:58:29 AM
can you guys imagine what he will look like completely off drugs
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: Figo on January 20, 2012, 05:08:15 AM
can you guys imagine what he will look like completely off drugs
branch has a great foundation

I don't see him going anywhere under 160lbs
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: musclecenter on January 20, 2012, 05:28:23 AM
right quads looks small as musclecenter cock
(http://planetemuscle.com/phpBB2/download/file.php?id=129515)
2 & half years ago :'(
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: BayGBM on January 20, 2012, 05:35:34 AM
Bay likey, slurp  :P

Pay attention!

Oh my.  Definitely not the schome magnet he used to be.  He went from tier 1 to tier 4... in what?  one year?!  :'(

It was fun while it lasted.  Time to retire.
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: matrixgh on January 20, 2012, 07:34:23 AM
Have you see Alexei Lesukov legs this days he will be a next mr.o

(http://www.peak.ag/lesukov-blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/DSC_0206.jpg)
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: njflex on January 20, 2012, 07:56:33 AM
Have you see Alexei Lesukov legs this days he will be a next mr.o

(http://www.peak.ag/lesukov-blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/DSC_0206.jpg)
wicked build...he really has potential as 202 thread and has better look than raymond/english,,,a top form lewis which he always is against alexi would be interesting.
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: Figo on January 20, 2012, 08:03:41 AM
wicked build...he really has potential as 202 thread and has better look than raymond/english,,,a top form lewis which he always is against alexi would be interesting.
what does he weigh onstage?

Is he like 5'5"?
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: matrixgh on January 20, 2012, 08:04:41 AM
on this picture he is 240 pound and 23 year old, he already won AC last year, let se how he is going to do this year
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: njflex on January 20, 2012, 08:06:48 AM
what does he weigh onstage?

Is he like 5'5"?
i keep saying 202 forgot 212 now so i think he could slip in,,,,i don't know what he weighs onstage but i don't think 220 or more..
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: local hero on January 20, 2012, 08:47:17 AM
i think flex is the best about at that hight, i dont think alexi could touch him imo
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: Nails on January 20, 2012, 09:51:01 AM
(http://www.musculardevelopment.com/images/stories/breaking-2011/Branch-Ready4.jpg)
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: maxkane69 on January 20, 2012, 10:06:23 AM
can you guys imagine what he will look like completely off drugs

150 pounds skinny-fat midget with a distended gut!
Similar condition of Tom Prince nowdays!
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: The Wizard on January 20, 2012, 10:11:31 AM
He's done now - So many guys hang on for too long now. Look at the likes of Levrone who gave up on top of their game. That's the way to go ..
Why compete when you are 5 places worse than you were 2 years ago??!! Go get a job Branch.
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: Fortress on January 20, 2012, 10:46:41 AM
Have you see Alexei Lesukov legs this days he will be a next mr.o

(http://www.peak.ag/lesukov-blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/DSC_0206.jpg)

Shit sweep on those wheels.
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: Fortress on January 20, 2012, 10:47:15 AM
(http://www.musculardevelopment.com/images/stories/breaking-2011/Branch-Ready4.jpg)

That right leg throws the whole ball of wax (oil?) off. Done.
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: dr.chimps on January 20, 2012, 10:50:41 AM
That right leg throws the whole ball of wax (oil?) off. Done.
It's the (lack of) forearms that I've never gotten.
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: Man of Steel on January 20, 2012, 10:51:05 AM
Have you see Alexei Lesukov legs this days he will be a next mr.o

(http://www.peak.ag/lesukov-blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/DSC_0206.jpg)

Legs look like Melvin Anthony's.
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: Fortress on January 20, 2012, 10:53:06 AM
It's the (lack of) forearms that I've never gotten.

Holy shit, yeah! That's fricked.
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: wes on January 20, 2012, 10:54:24 AM
Wow,never noticed the zippo forearms.  :(
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: AlphaMaleDawg on January 20, 2012, 11:05:56 AM
are there any pros that getbig DOESN'T hate on? holy shit you guys are impossible to impress
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: _bruce_ on January 20, 2012, 11:09:51 AM
Branch' wife is one of the main reasons for Branch weak forearms.
If Juruth managed their love life, things would be way different.
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: maxkane69 on January 20, 2012, 01:08:00 PM
It's the (lack of) forearms that I've never gotten.

That is what happen when you have a body built on steroid from day one!
No real foundation! Fake muscle from day one! Fake strength from day one!
A bloated mess hideous creature that abused steroid and insulin for too long!
A disgrace for bodybuilding!
I am telling you if Branch go off drugs he will become and look like a 150 pounds skinny fat midget with a big gut who never workout one day in is life!
Just like Tom Prince today!!!

(http://www.musculardevelopment.com/images/stories/breaking-2011/Branch-Ready4.jpg)
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: littleguns on January 20, 2012, 03:42:04 PM
Funny thing is the leg injury may have helped him as I felt his legs were overshadowing his upper body.
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: mass 04 on January 20, 2012, 03:50:29 PM
Missing the Olympia must have really hurt Branch's income, if he had to trade Mei, his pet elephant for that fruity little dog.
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: cephissus on January 20, 2012, 03:59:47 PM
are there any pros that getbig DOESN'T hate on? holy shit you guys are impossible to impress

we all like beyeke
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: makaveli25 on January 20, 2012, 04:01:28 PM
In all honesty he's just missing a little bit of quad sweep in that leg. Wonder if he can bring it up in time.
Title: Re: Branch 8weeks out from AC
Post by: maxkane69 on January 20, 2012, 04:09:13 PM
we all like beyeke

QUOTED FOR FUCKING TRUTH!!!