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Title: Tired of being small;
Post by: daddy8ball on January 20, 2012, 09:28:45 PM
I want to buy gear. Whats safest, most reliable way to do so.? Please let me know how its done or give links. PM is cool
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: Hulkotron on January 20, 2012, 09:31:43 PM
You have to keep your abs tight at all times.
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on January 20, 2012, 09:33:56 PM
www.mcsports.com


www.dunhams.com


Both these places sell top, quality gear, 8-Ball. Everything you could ever want, too. Ummm .... safest way to get the gear ... probably just pay extra for the insurance when you buy online. That's the way I do it, anyways.


Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: Raymondo on January 20, 2012, 09:34:19 PM
Before you go on gear, I suggest you try the latest craze

sweet potato breakfasts.
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: bike nut on January 20, 2012, 09:36:15 PM
I want to buy gear. Whats safest, most reliable way to do so.? Please let me know how its done or give links. PM is cool

You can buy it over the counter at your local police station. The secret saying is "I'm here to blow the fellas", then you have to wink. At that point just hand your list of stuff you want to buy to the desk cop.

You can thank me later.
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: Aussie Duffman on January 20, 2012, 09:37:55 PM
You can buy it over the counter at your local police station. The secret saying is "I'm here to blow the fellas", then you have to wink. At that point just hand your list of stuff you want to buy to the desk cop.

You can thank me later.
no one else post we have WINNER
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: wes on January 20, 2012, 09:38:03 PM
If you get busted,you can get it quite easily in jail........just ask for the big black guy named Bubba.

HTH
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: dr.chimps on January 20, 2012, 10:17:25 PM
Beer. Fast food. Synthol.
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: Schmoff on January 20, 2012, 10:20:05 PM
sweet potato and oatmeal

Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: Hulkotron on January 20, 2012, 10:20:53 PM
No carbs after 6:00
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: wes on January 20, 2012, 10:21:53 PM
sweet potato and oatmeal


THIS
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on January 20, 2012, 10:23:43 PM
Its as if LE gave up completely and decided to just throw shit against the wall and say fuck it. Could a law enforcement gimmick get any easier than "Daddy8ball"? Holy fuck. I'm guessing "Daddy8ball" has about 20 other alters and this is one that's been up all night wanting to get that bonus check for funniest arrest.lol 300 posts in 6 years. LMFAO

Here's my guess on "Daddy8ball's" 20 other alters

1. Daddy8ball
2. ILUVJUICE
3. Speedfreak
4. Ihatepigs
5. juicetogills
5. Whiteweedwidow
6. HGH16
7. 4daluvofmoney
8. Coke4life
9. Finaquit
10. Dballzdeep
11. Daddymethfreak
12. Iluvsteroids
13. Epicjuice
14. Monstergear
15. G4gear
16. Alphajewest
17. Easymoney
18. Dieyoung
19. pin4life
20. Finalova
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 20, 2012, 10:25:06 PM
upright rows till ya drop
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: wes on January 20, 2012, 10:25:48 PM
I want to buy gear. Whats safest, most reliable way to do so.? Please let me know how its done or give links. PM is cool
Check your PM box









































You fool!  ;D
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: Tapeworm on January 20, 2012, 10:36:58 PM
Just ask the biggest guy in the gym.  What's the worst that could happen?
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on January 20, 2012, 10:40:09 PM
Just ask the biggest guy in the gym.  What's the worst that could happen?

The big guy in the gym could get busted :D
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: bike nut on January 20, 2012, 10:52:28 PM
Just ask the biggest guy in the gym.  What's the worst that could happen?

Why not just ask the 96% of your fellow cops on the force that are on gear where they get their shit.

Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: wes mantooth on January 20, 2012, 11:04:05 PM
boiled peanuts and noxplode is the true secret to size pussy!
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: DK II on January 21, 2012, 12:51:16 AM
I want to buy gear. Whats safest, most reliable way to do so.? Please let me know how its done or give links. PM is cool

<-----------


Give me a call, bro.

24/7 service.
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: mossel on January 21, 2012, 02:27:30 AM
... you never pick up when i call......
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 21, 2012, 02:57:48 AM
<-----------


Give me a call, bro.

24/7 service.

A phone number in Texas, WTF?  ;D
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: daddy8ball on January 21, 2012, 03:46:53 AM
Cops on gear all the time. Guess they are above the law....

Also, have you ever heard of a police officer pulling over an off duty police officer and giving him a ticket? Of course not. I love they way they selectively enforce the law.
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: bigmc on January 21, 2012, 05:50:08 AM
try this link bro

www.imastupidnoobthatwan tstobuysteroids.com

you are welcome  8)
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: wes on January 21, 2012, 05:52:18 AM
(http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1221394/article_images/johncoffeyisnoshortcustomer.jpg)
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 21, 2012, 05:58:50 AM
Come to the Dark Side  ;D
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: wes on January 21, 2012, 06:02:33 AM
;D
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: PJim on January 21, 2012, 06:17:39 AM
You need to get in touch with your old Chemistry teacher, you know, the one who always flunked you.
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: YngiweRhoads on January 21, 2012, 06:54:48 AM
Wrong forum bud. Everyone here is lifetime natty.
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: King Shizzo on January 21, 2012, 07:16:02 AM
Cops on gear all the time. Guess they are above the law....

Also, have you ever heard of a police officer pulling over an off duty police officer and giving him a ticket? Of course not. I love they way they selectively enforce the law.
Nice reversal.  We aint buying it!
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: TrueGrit on January 21, 2012, 07:36:17 AM
Do what a lot of the big guys do: drink gallons of whole milk, plenty of peanut butter and don't be a stranger to the golden arches.

Huge in a few months. You'll be buying xxl in no time and waddling around the gym looking like an Orc Gatekeeper!
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: wes on January 21, 2012, 07:41:11 AM
Bee Pollen & Magic Stick = "Magic Stack" .

Thank me later.
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: njflex on January 21, 2012, 07:48:22 AM
Come to the Dark Side  ;D
time to change your play on words for ur screen name,,uncleanest natural or cleanest unatural.
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: King Shizzo on January 21, 2012, 09:19:59 AM
time to change your play on words for ur screen name,,uncleanest natural or cleanest unatural.
or "Honest Gypsy"  ;D
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: FAST LANE on January 21, 2012, 09:26:34 AM
Do what a lot of the big guys do: drink gallons of whole milk, plenty of peanut butter and don't be a stranger to the golden arches.

Huge in a few months. You'll be buying xxl in no time and waddling around the gym looking like an Orc Gatekeeper!

LOL QFT

But you most likely will be delusional as fuck  ;D

Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: bike nut on January 21, 2012, 09:29:46 AM
Google Caliber Fitness, ask the owner of the site for training, supplementation, and buggery advice. Follow what he tells you exactly and you will be a monster in no time.
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: King Shizzo on January 21, 2012, 09:34:59 AM
understandable


but have you considered if you will be any the happier with your new size?
Will you be happy that it took more than sweat, grit patience and hard work?
if so then go for it, take what you want and pay God
Hi Pat Banya!!!!!
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: mass 04 on January 21, 2012, 09:36:35 AM
Not to worry. Basile is currently importing the supplies for his new bicep machine. The secrets of Hypertrophy will soon be yours..

(http://www.worldbridge.com/images/ship.jpg)
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: King Shizzo on January 21, 2012, 09:40:39 AM
Not to worry. Basile is currently importing the supplies for his new bicep machine. The secrets of Hypertrophy will soon be yours..

(http://www.worldbridge.com/images/ship.jpg)
Hope there is not an Italian captain on board  :-\
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 21, 2012, 09:41:08 AM
understandable


but have you considered if you will be any the happier with your new size?
Will you be happy that it took more than sweat, grit patience and hard work?
if so then go for it, take what you want and pay God

^
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/funny-pictures-cat-wants-to-talk.jpg)
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: BB on January 21, 2012, 09:50:07 AM
Seriously,

What you got do is head down to the GNC in the shady part of town, make sure that you have a old Flex magazine in your right back pocket, never the left(that means something else). Next go to the MuscleTech counter and hang out.

Now this is the important part, the manager will walk over and ask you if you need help, when he does, shake his hand. When you're shaking it, tickle his palm with your pinky, look him in the eye, and say "so where do you keep the good stuff, stud?".

You might need to try this a few times, but you'll get lucky soon enough........

Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: Dr Dutch on January 21, 2012, 09:52:44 AM
(http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1221394/article_images/johncoffeyisnoshortcustomer.jpg)
Like the drink, only spelled diff'rent, boss...
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: Borracho on January 21, 2012, 10:00:21 AM
boiled peanuts and noxplode is the true secret to size pussy!

boiled peanuts...lol

why didn't anyone tell me.  ;D
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: a_pupil on January 21, 2012, 01:03:12 PM
Go to bb.com and ask Layne Norton
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: Hulkotron on January 21, 2012, 01:19:07 PM
You have to be prepared to "sacrifie to win" if you want to do battle on the stage of history.
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: Natural Man on January 21, 2012, 01:28:55 PM
maybe you could try getting successful at something, like getting an education, a career, to make money, instead of wanting to look buff, getting tattoos and piercings, wearing tapout shirts...just a thought...
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: polychronopolous on January 21, 2012, 01:35:23 PM
Google Caliber Fitness, ask the owner of the site for training, supplementation, and buggery advice. Follow what he tells you exactly and you will be a monster in no time.

Yeah I heard that guy is quite the ripped muscleman himself.
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: Treninghard on January 21, 2012, 01:37:26 PM
Like the drink, only spelled diff'rent, boss...

rofl...
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: supernick on January 21, 2012, 02:56:22 PM
we all take celltech, lucic and gackic.  Dont tell everyone u know the real secret
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: IrishMuscle84 on January 21, 2012, 03:01:34 PM
I want to buy gear. Whats safest, most reliable way to do so.? Please let me know how its done or give links. PM is cool
Age and how long have you been training for?
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: HEAVYLIFT on January 21, 2012, 03:11:39 PM
be friends with the biggest madafoker in your gym, and then ask him for steroids
Title: Re: Tired of being small;
Post by: bleed on January 21, 2012, 09:15:45 PM
Thanks for the laugh.  haha

You can buy it over the counter at your local police station. The secret saying is "I'm here to blow the fellas", then you have to wink. At that point just hand your list of stuff you want to buy to the desk cop.

You can thank me later.