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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Army of One on January 21, 2012, 04:42:28 PM
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Then he saw him. Dan just sat and stared and unbelievably the hunk walked over and sat right next to him, his towel draped loosely across his lap. "Seen anything you like yet?" he said.The hunk stood up and, facing him, dropped his towel and flexed his biceps in a classic double biceps pose. "Maybe this?" Dan couldn't keep his eyes from the massive rippling quads, never mind the vast expanse of his massive chest and huge biceps.
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You forgot to switch to your jewruth account.
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Then he saw him. Dan just sat and stared and unbelievably the hunk walked over and sat right next to him, his towel draped loosely across his lap. "Seen anything you like yet?" he said.The hunk stood up and, facing him, dropped his towel and flexed his biceps in a classic double biceps pose. "Maybe this?" Dan couldn't keep his eyes from the massive rippling quads, never mind the vast expanse of his massive chest and huge biceps.
;D
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I wonder where this story will go.
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I wonder where this story will go.
Then Dan noticed that the hunk was sly. He had shrunken pea sized balls and a dick the size of a pubic hair. Dan couldn't stop laughing at sly. Especially after reading on getbig that he sucked in bed. So he was escorted out of the west Hollywood gold's gym. The end
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Dan began thinking back to that one summer afternoon, when Grandpa pulled him gently over to his big over-stuffed chair and yanked an old photo album off the desk. With a chuckle, his manly fingers started flipping through the pages - - which showed old black and white photos of a young man in shorts showing off his muscled torso.
"Guess who that is?" Grandpa asked.
Dan shrugged.
Gramps slapped him on the head playfully. "That's me!. When I was only a few years older than you."
Dan nodded. Grandpa had always been a big guy, the rugged Alpha Male type. And in the photos, you could see where that started. Over and over again, he flexed his thick biceps and pumped the large ropey muscles around his shoulders. His thighs were thick, and his chest was sculpted.
"Jeez, Gramps," Dan said. "Could I look like that?"
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It was hot enough to fry chips; the air smelt of pencil sharpenings; the sky was tinged with violet; and Dan felt weird. He had been restless in his study, and had gone out with nowhere in particular to go.He had driven to the gym, and sat in his car watching perfectly toned men with perfectly toned glutes stroll in and out before driving off. He could look like that, he knew he could, he HAD to.
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It was hot enough to fry chips; the air smelt of pencil sharpenings; the sky was tinged with violet; and Dan felt weird. He had been restless in his study, and had gone out with nowhere in particular to go.He had driven to the gym, and sat in his car watching perfectly toned men with perfectly toned glutes stroll in and out before driving off. He could look like that, he knew he could, he HAD to.
lmao!! ;D
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Funny shit! ;D
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Funny shit! ;D
Outed
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Keep going! :o :o
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You forgot to switch to your jewruth account.
I heard you only smoke 12" cigars.
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I heard you only smoke 12" cigars.
Chaos answered shizzo81’s Question, “ Yes, I smoke 12 inch cigars, but that isn’t all I smoke.”
Chaos the quickly jump on top of shizzo81 and put him in a head lock. “Let me go!!!” shizzo81 said in a beta whine. Chaos ignored
shizzo81's protests. While Chaos held shizzo81 firmly in place, Chaos slowly started peeling off shizzo81 Shirt. shizzo81 winced a bit, since he miss his carb load earlier that week. Chaos had peeled noobies before. He knew exactly how to do it without it looking too gay. shizzo81 was
surprised to feel Chaos massively thick hands ripping off his clothes with only a little hair pulling. The pain quickly turned to excitement and shizzo81 started to enjoying being man handle. shizzo81 soon was lost inecstasy. He was moaning loudly and pushing his ass backwards as Chaos removed his underwear.
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Chaos answered shizzo81’s Question, “ Yes, I smoke 12 inch cigars, but that isn’t all I smoke.”
Chaos the quickly jump on top of shizzo81 and put him in a head lock. “Let me go!!!” shizzo81 said in a beta whine. Chaos ignored
shizzo81's protests. While Chaos held shizzo81 firmly in place, Chaos slowly started peeling off shizzo81 Shirt. shizzo81 winced a bit, since he miss his carb load earlier that week. Chaos had peeled noobies before. He knew exactly how to dio it without it looking too gay. shizzo81 was
surprised to feel Daves massively thick hands ripping off his clothes with only a little hair pulling. The pain quickly turned to excitement and shizzo81 started to enjoying being man handle. shizzo81 soon was lost inecstasy. He was moaning loudly and pushing his ass backwards as Chaos removed his underwear.
i see what you did there. :D
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Chaos answered shizzo81’s Question, “ Yes, I smoke 12 inch cigars, but that isn’t all I smoke.”
Chaos the quickly jump on top of shizzo81 and put him in a head lock. “Let me go!!!” shizzo81 said in a beta whine. Chaos ignored
shizzo81's protests. While Chaos held shizzo81 firmly in place, Chaos slowly started peeling off shizzo81 Shirt. shizzo81 winced a bit, since he miss his carb load earlier that week. Chaos had peeled noobies before. He knew exactly how to do it without it looking too gay. shizzo81 was
surprised to feel Daves massively thick hands ripping off his clothes with only a little hair pulling. The pain quickly turned to excitement and shizzo81 started to enjoying being man handle. shizzo81 soon was lost inecstasy. He was moaning loudly and pushing his ass backwards as Chaos removed his underwear.
who becomes the bottom?
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who becomes the bottom?
Chaos has cankles. Its a woman's trait.
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You forgot to switch to your jewruth account.
Haha ;D
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Chaos has cankles. Its a woman's trait.
You've got saggy tits, an old womans trait.
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You've got saggy tits, an old womans trait.
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who becomes the bottom?
humm, i would have to see a underwear most muscular pose down in a gym locker room setting to make that assessment. (no homo) ;D
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This thread has great potential. ;D
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Then he saw him. Dan just sat and stared and unbelievably the hunk walked over and sat right next to him, his towel draped loosely across his lap. "Seen anything you like yet?" he said.The hunk stood up and, facing him, dropped his towel and flexed his biceps in a classic double biceps pose. "Maybe this?" Dan couldn't keep his eyes from the massive rippling quads, never mind the vast expanse of his massive chest and huge biceps.
where's part 2 ???
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Dan could feel the juice pulsating through his veins, his shoulders felt like bowling bowls as he rubbed the soreness away from the days training.Quickly he dashed to the mirror while removing the medium shirt that had been bought that day.
The mirror painted a mixed picture, well scuplted shoulders were brought down by arms that looked like he barely trained, giving him a T-Rex like silhouette.A Chest which at first he thought was growing muscle had a glandular feel to it, the guys at work had already teased him about it, much to his dissatisfaction.A blonde curtains hairstyle that had been grown like his favorite 90s body builders was also the subject of much ridicule.He disliked those cocksuckers, no he HATED them, he WOULD show them.
His mind then drifted to the next days work, slumped in a cubicle, barely enough room to store the days plastic tupperware cases filled with tuna and rice.The endless lines of buggy code the real software developers sent him to check, a 20k a year job meaning being at the bottom of the barrel for the jobs that nobody of sane mind wanted to do.Out of work he would tell people he was an entrepreneur, bragging about recent company acquisitions....nobody believed him.
Dejected, he collapsed on his worn out sofa and began to flick through a bodybuilding magazine he had shamefully bought at the local Walmart, he could see the smirk on the face of the emo, skinny jean wearing cashier as he nervously put it on the counter.The pages were filled with ebony mountains or muscle and pale skinned Gods, intertwined with the fluff of Womens bodybuilding.While browsing his heart skipped a beat as he saw it, the place he dreamed of, where men could openly walk in thongs, oiled and tanned without ridicule.Venice Beach.THE Mecca.
At that moment he knew he was going to move West, away from the 9-5 drudgery that plagued him daily, to the place where one could ogle muscular hunks whenever they chose.But how would he tell his family?Already he suspected they had suspicions about which team he played for, a move couldnt be made directly to Venice, but it had to be close, close enough he could spend his weekends finding every seedy hole the place had to offer.
He hated himself, a change was needed, to become a whole new person....somebody else.And then it hit him like every cliched flash from every primetime hero show in history....he would change his name.
But what would it be?Wentworth?Rupert?Rock?In the background the radio played against the backdrop of the cold winters night, the sound seemed to echo around his small 3 room "home".The Yankees were playing, they were up and Alex Rodriguez had hit 2 home runs.He thought about his muscular toned frame running around the bases that posed no opposition, free at that moment from everything, the press, female worries, just experiencing the moment as it was ....The King on his throne.And right there he knew the answer to his question, he would call himself Alex...Alex G.
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Dan could feel the juice pulsating through his veins, his shoulders felt like bowling bowls as he rubbed the soreness away from the days training.Quickly he dashed to the mirror while removing the medium shirt he had bought that day.
this sentence has the power to cure young minds
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he could see the smirk on the face of the emo, skinny jean wearing cashier as he nervously put it on the counter.
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A feeling every guy here felt pre internet ;D