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Title: Not your average guy
Post by: the trainer on January 23, 2012, 08:37:50 AM
I do bodybuilding so I am bigger and stronger than the average guy.
I train ufc so I can kick the average guy ass.
I take gh15 gh since its stronger than the average gh
I take celltech becaue its more powerful than the average creatine.
I watch yogi bear cartoons because he is smarter than the average bear
I train rich schomes because they have more money than the average guy
I only fuck freaky female bodybuilders because their pussy is tighter than the average female
I take clomid so when I bust a nut I shoot a bigger load than the average guy.

As you can see I am pure alpha not a guy to be messed with.
 
Title: Re: Not your average guy
Post by: BigCyp on January 23, 2012, 08:39:00 AM
I'll bet you've seen more dongs than the average male.
Title: Re: Not your average guy
Post by: wes on January 23, 2012, 08:41:19 AM
This thread has potential.
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Title: Re: Not your average guy
Post by: BigCyp on January 23, 2012, 08:44:14 AM
This thread has potential.
::)

Oops sorry Wes, I didn't mean to imply that you haven't seen as many  ;D
Title: Re: Not your average guy
Post by: supernick on January 23, 2012, 09:07:12 AM
pure alpha ;)
Title: Re: Not your average guy
Post by: wes on January 23, 2012, 09:08:10 AM
Oops sorry Wes, I didn't mean to imply that you haven't seen as many  ;D
You`re on a fucking roll today bro!  ;D
Title: Re: Not your average guy
Post by: Hulkotron on January 23, 2012, 09:38:05 AM
At the gym this morning the local "likes to make working out sound really complicated" trainer was with a middle-aged lady client and I overheard him say "Feel the core RAGING!" while he had her pulling a cable sideways while hugging a stability ball, oh brother.
Title: Re: Not your average guy
Post by: Andy Griffin on January 23, 2012, 01:36:55 PM
At the gym this morning the local "likes to make working out sound really complicated" trainer was with a middle-aged lady client and I overheard him say "Feel the core RAGING!" while he had her pulling a cable sideways while hugging a stability ball, oh brother.

was he red-faced?  shaved head or flat top?
Title: Re: Not your average guy
Post by: _bruce_ on January 23, 2012, 01:53:25 PM
I'll bet you've seen more dongs than the average male.

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Not your average guy
Post by: Hulkotron on January 23, 2012, 02:06:55 PM
was he red-faced?  shaved head or flat top?


He was black.
Title: Re: Not your average guy
Post by: Andy Griffin on January 23, 2012, 02:14:37 PM
He was black.

That's what she said...    :-X
Title: Re: Not your average guy
Post by: the trainer on January 23, 2012, 04:03:36 PM
I'll bet you've seen more bongs than the average male.

You make a typo i corrected it for you.
Title: Re: Not your average guy
Post by: Schmoff on January 23, 2012, 04:49:11 PM
sure you ain't

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