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Title: Muscle intimidation
Post by: Your Average GymRat on January 24, 2012, 10:38:03 AM
...is the name of my game. I have spent countless hours pounding out bench presses, miletery presses, lat pull downs, barbell curls...all heavy as fuck. So now when some 150 lb weakling wants to have a road rage episode and step out of the car he realizes his mistake when I jump out onto the pavement and peel my shirt off. They always dive back in their car and panic as they fumble with the keys. Yes, I have a martial arts back ground. But what really makes them run for cover is when I "peel". What's up?
Title: Re: Muscle intimidation
Post by: bradistani on January 24, 2012, 10:41:32 AM
lol  ;D


i once copped myself walking with a bad case of ils  :-X
Title: Re: Muscle intimidation
Post by: RustyTrenbolona on January 24, 2012, 10:42:13 AM
and then your bannaa got peeled too and then you woke up in a bush
Title: Re: Muscle intimidation
Post by: liquid_c on January 24, 2012, 10:45:20 AM
Anyone who's big enough to actually intimidate people doesn't need to peel off their shirt.  They could get out with a xxxl and you would know.  8)
Title: Re: Muscle intimidation
Post by: Your Average GymRat on January 24, 2012, 10:54:13 AM
I disagree. They can't see the striations through a shirt, fatboy.
Title: Re: Muscle intimidation
Post by: liquid_c on January 24, 2012, 10:56:42 AM
So the striations add to the intimidation factor I see..... OK now I understand  :)
Title: Re: Muscle intimidation
Post by: Your Average GymRat on January 24, 2012, 10:59:03 AM
When an extremely muscular and chiselled specimen like myself emerges from the car, "peeling", it sends only one message: "run!!"
Title: Re: Muscle intimidation
Post by: liquid_c on January 24, 2012, 11:01:55 AM
I think screaming boom as you throw a most muscular after you peel off your shirt and get out of the car would be the final touch for max intimidation.
Title: Re: Muscle intimidation
Post by: Hulkotron on January 24, 2012, 11:03:03 AM
YAGR keeping the roads safe.
Title: Re: Muscle intimidation
Post by: Schmoe Buster on January 24, 2012, 11:05:46 AM
...is the name of my game. I have spent countless hours pounding out bench presses, miletery presses, lat pull downs, barbell curls...all heavy as fuck. So now when some 150 lb weakling wants to have a road rage episode and step out of the car he realizes his mistake when I jump out onto the pavement and peel my shirt off. They always dive back in their car and panic as they fumble with the keys. Yes, I have a martial arts back ground. But what really makes them run for cover is when I "peel". What's up?

So no squats then, if the twink see's your bird legs your game is up homoboy
Title: Re: Muscle intimidation
Post by: dj181 on January 24, 2012, 11:19:35 AM
Ya can't bench press a bullet
Title: Re: Muscle intimidation
Post by: liberty on January 24, 2012, 11:54:22 AM
You could limbo under a rug blackflag so STFU
Title: Re: Muscle intimidation
Post by: Your Average GymRat on January 24, 2012, 11:55:41 AM
Bullet? You can shoot a ninja? Listen here, barney fife, by the time you're pointing your weapon I'm the shadow moving in from the flank, and leg sweeping your sorry ass into a wheelchair and disability stipends. Do what everyone else does when I "peel": get in your shitbox and screw out if there before things get too heavy.
Title: Re: Muscle intimidation
Post by: Krankenstein on January 24, 2012, 12:17:13 PM
(http://troll.me/images/y-u-no/yawn-y-u-no-stfu.jpg)
Title: Re: Muscle intimidation
Post by: Dr Dutch on January 24, 2012, 12:19:28 PM
YAGR is actually showing some humor in this thread...but that might be a misunderstanding..
Title: Re: Muscle intimidation
Post by: Your Average GymRat on January 24, 2012, 12:33:30 PM
I usually keep a 25 lb. plate on the passenger side floor. I like to whirl around and launch it like a discus into the wimps rear window as they are scurrying away like mice!
Title: Re: Muscle intimidation
Post by: BayGBM on January 24, 2012, 12:43:49 PM
...is the name of my game. I have spent countless hours pounding out bench presses, miletery presses, lat pull downs, barbell curls...all heavy as fuck. So now when some 150 lb weakling wants to have a road rage episode and step out of the car he realizes his mistake when I jump out onto the pavement and peel my shirt off. They always dive back in their car and panic as they fumble with the keys. Yes, I have a martial arts back ground. But what really makes them run for cover is when I "peel". What's up?

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In Broad Daylight
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On How I Feel
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On Count Of Three
To Show Your Stuff
Or Let It Be . . .
I'm Telling You
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What You're About

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And To Me That's Really True
But My Friend You Have
Seen Nothing
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And The Whole World Has To
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Title: Re: Muscle intimidation
Post by: Tre on January 24, 2012, 03:41:04 PM

Uh, where da white women at?? 

Title: Re: Muscle intimidation
Post by: cephissus on January 24, 2012, 03:45:58 PM
YAGR is actually showing some humor in this thread...but that might be a misunderstanding..

 :D

my thoughts exactly!
Title: Re: Muscle intimidation
Post by: the trainer on January 24, 2012, 04:01:38 PM
...is the name of my game. I have spent countless hours pounding out bench presses, miletery presses, lat pull downs, barbell curls...all heavy as fuck. So now when some 150 lb weakling wants to have a road rage episode and step out of the car he realizes his mistake when I jump out onto the pavement and peel my shirt off. They always dive back in their car and panic as they fumble with the keys. Yes, I have a martial arts back ground. But what really makes them run for cover is when I "peel". What's up?

 Your fat rolls covered up with clothes make you look big but when people look at your fat triple chin face they know the deal, now when you you peel off your shirt and they see your nasty smelly rolls of slimy fat they run, now i dont blame them because i would not want to touch you.
Title: Re: Muscle intimidation
Post by: cephissus on January 24, 2012, 04:03:28 PM
oh brother, now "the trainer" chimes in...

let's get "bodybuilder lex reeves" in here and make it a threesome
Title: Re: Muscle intimidation
Post by: Aussie Duffman on January 24, 2012, 04:06:48 PM
When an extremely muscular and chiselled specimen like myself emerges from the car, "peeling", it sends only one message: "run!!"
if you cold suck your own dick youd be the type to gargle before you swallow huh
Title: Re: Muscle intimidation
Post by: Aussie Duffman on January 24, 2012, 04:09:51 PM
I usually keep a 25 lb. plate on the passenger side floor. I like to whirl around and launch it like a discus into the wimps rear window as they are scurrying away like mice!
this ones funny dude is growin on me :D
Title: Re: Muscle intimidation
Post by: Hulkotron on January 25, 2012, 05:18:18 AM
I've seen YAGR's pics and he has impressive size to say the least.
Title: Re: Muscle intimidation
Post by: bradistani on January 25, 2012, 05:21:48 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/pJicC.gif)
Title: Re: Muscle intimidation
Post by: Bad Boy Dazza on January 25, 2012, 05:24:07 AM
...is the name of my game. I have spent countless hours pounding out bench presses, miletery presses, lat pull downs, barbell curls...all heavy as fuck. So now when some 150 lb weakling wants to have a road rage episode and step out of the car he realizes his mistake when I jump out onto the pavement and peel my shirt off. They always dive back in their car and panic as they fumble with the keys. Yes, I have a martial arts back ground. But what really makes them run for cover is when I "peel". What's up?

I'd beat your punk ass into oblivion.
Title: Re: Muscle intimidation
Post by: cross-of-iron on January 25, 2012, 05:34:28 AM
oh brother, now "the trainer" chimes in...

let's get "bodybuilder lex reeves" in here and make it a threesome
:D
Title: Re: Muscle intimidation
Post by: dj181 on January 25, 2012, 06:02:52 AM
Speaking of 'road rage' and 'punk asses' some years back I was with a friend of mine in his ride and he pulled out in front of some black dude which pissed the black dude off. So at the intersection where we were stopped for a red light the black dude pulled up alongside us and shouted to my friend 'suck ma big black dick, punkass!' to which my friend replied 'fuck you, you fucking ni66er' so a few words were exchanged, but no fists were thrown. This friend of mine was on a test cycle at the time, and drank a 12 pack of brews on a nightly basis, smoked weed regularly, and worked as a bouncer at some 2-bit strip club. Maybe you know him, YAGR?
Title: Re: Muscle intimidation
Post by: Your Average GymRat on January 25, 2012, 06:07:48 AM
I wouldn't no him.  Don't hang out with alcoholics.
Title: Re: Muscle intimidation
Post by: BigCyp on January 25, 2012, 06:23:23 AM
lol  ;D


i once copped myself walking with a bad case of ils  :-X

Hahahaha yes! the legendary ILS  ;D

Especially effective straight after wide grip pull ups!