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Getbig Main Boards => General Topics => Topic started by: Your Average GymRat on January 25, 2012, 03:04:39 PM
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I was driving on the highway and I noticed a guy's car stuck in the ditch. I pulled over and hopped out to take a look. He was a regular looking out of shape slob, but he had a blonde girlfriend with him who was hot. He asked me if I could help him. So I "peeled" out of the shirt right there. His bitch's jaw dropped when she saw my pec/intercostal tie-ins. Not many guy's have that. I came down into the ditch and told him to get in th car and steer. I got behind the car and threw my back and tree trunk thighs into it. Not to mention the guns and pecs. The bitch was still outside the car and said that I must workout a lot. She said her man worked out sometimes but didn't look like me. So I push the car back on the road, and the bitch asks if she can feel my muscles. I throw up a bicep and she almost fainted. She touched it quickly at first. Next thing you know her hands are pawing me all over and she's humping my tree trunk thigh. Now we're french kissing and the guy appears and he's like what the fuck? I look at him and say "dude you don't think I'm not gonna fuck your girlfriend do you?" He looked me up and down and he lost heart right then and there. He literally deflated before our eyes and mumbled that if we could make it quick it would be good. So me and the babe get in the back seat of the car and I drill her. Just a typical afternoon.
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gayer then ^^^^^
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where did u cum? we neeed to know where you did cum?
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Hi Dave.
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you--sir--are-tough--- :o
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What kind of car was it and what were the road conditions when this incident occured? :D
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What kind of car was it and what were the road conditions when this incident occured? :D
;D i take it there was no onstar aboard the vehicle in question? was the conquest of said female included in the police report?
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STRONG!
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DELUSIONAL STRONG!
Fixed.
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I was in the Corvette and the guy in the ditch was in a Maxima. Road conditions were slightly overcast but dry.
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I actually liked this one... ;D
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were you on your way home after a demanding day as ceo for a large corporation? just guessing here
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::) ::) ::) ::)
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lol
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did this guy happen to be a dutch guy?
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Your average gym rat
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Cool story bro.
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did this guy happen to be a dutch guy?
;D
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Well done. All in a days work for a Getbigger.
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sounds like you made her day.
i bet that dude is doing crunches tonight - you did him a favor in the long run.
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Nestle crunches maybe.
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YAGR, I'm thinking of incorporating "the peel" into my daily routine. I.E. in line at the coffee shop, waiting for a table at a restaurant etc....What type of peel do you recommend? Tearing at the neck to the waist a la Hulk Hogan, Peeling the shirt off and waving it over your head while making some type of "woo woo" noise, shimmying out of the shirt rather seductively, or peeling about halfway and putting the shirt back down a few times to build anticipation..Speak on this please.
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got pics of the babe?
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YAGR, I'm thinking of incorporating "the peel" into my daily routine. I.E. in line at the coffee shop, waiting for a table at a restaurant etc....What type of peel do you recommend? Tearing at the neck to the waist a la Hulk Hogan, Peeling the shirt off and waving it over your head while making some type of "woo woo" noise, shimmying out of the shirt rather seductively, or peeling about halfway and putting the shirt back down a few times to build anticipation..Speak on this please.
I like to pay a couple $3000 escorts to shadow me (never walking or standing directly to my side of course) and "peel" me when the need arises.
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My friend be sensible. Chances are you don't meet the criteria to "peel". You must have a ten pack. Each pec must be visibly striated into three distinct sections. You must have ripped intercostals. Your rotator cuffs must stand out in bold relief. No my friend, keep your shirt on. Try to develop an agreeable personality and hope for the best. Cover up.
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pec/intercostal tie-in of peace
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lol ;D
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You forgot to mention that the guy ate your cream pie out of the girl. Please never leave out any details from you many true-life, compelling stories that we long to hear.
You dumb fuck.
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Your mother sucks off dead blacks.
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Your mother sucks off dead blacks.
Can you tell me the exact location where my mother sucked off these so called dead blacks? I want to tape it next time and post it on GB.
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Typical punk trying to appease me with humor like we've been buddies just kidding around. I say never. A thousand curses upon your family!
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Typical punk trying to appease me with humor like we've been buddies just kidding around. I say never. A thousand curses upon your family!
Yes, please please be my friend. I must give you props, you thinking that I would even fart to appease your ass is the most ignorant thing ever posted on this board. I really want to know why your mom yells out your name when I manually fuck her pussy with a dog turd. Please enlighten me all knowing and massive Your average cock gobbler.
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Your average gym rat
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=411587.0;attach=454895;image)
Brasil ::)
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wtf. :D
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Looks like someone got a picture of you in action and posted it online.
(http://www.elitefitness.com/images/specials/clint/car.jpg)
(http://www.elitefitness.com/images/specials/clint/car2.jpg)
I assume this is the girlfriend?
(http://www.ecardmedia.eu/data/media/6/Car%20And%20Girl%2019%201024X768%20Deluxe%20Car%20Wallpaper.jpg)