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Title: Saint Tebow turns down Kim Kardashian
Post by: mass 04 on January 27, 2012, 06:05:19 PM
In a development lending sudden credence to theories that our world will end in 2012, Tim Tebow is being hunted by a Kardashian sister.

"Kim (Kardashian) has a big crush on Tim," a friend told The National Enquirer, via celebitchy.com. "She says he's not only very handsome but seems like a guy with really strong values."

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This "friend" sounds an awful lot like a publicist running out of moves on behalf of the reality star, but we digress.

It's been a busy period for Tebow on the female-stalker front. Earlier this month he was pursued by singer Katy Perry's parents, who believed the Broncos quarterback would be a good match for their recently divorced daughter. Now it's Kardashian -- fresh off her 51-second marriage to the NBA's Kris Humphries -- who's looking to date a nice boy.

One problem for the practiced man-eater: Tebow, more than paper thin, isn't interested in becoming the next pro athlete reduced to trailing Kardashian around some Orange County Nordstrom's, carrying her purse and wondering who shipped his spine to an unlisted P.O. Box in Minsk.

"Tim's been made aware of Kim's crush, and although flattered, he's not interested," a source told The Enquirer. "He's an avowed virgin who's saving himself for marriage and is looking for a woman with similar values, not someone with two failed marriages and a sex tape in her past."

So, with one swift hammer drop, the TimKim era is in the books.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d82662fc6/article/tebow-reportedly-nixes-date-with-kim-kardashian?campaign=Twitter_news
Title: Re: Saint Tebow turns down Kim Kardashian
Post by: johnnynoname on January 27, 2012, 06:10:07 PM
Of course he did





He isn't a porch monkey
Title: Re: Saint Tebow turns down Kim Kardashian
Post by: bradistani on January 27, 2012, 06:10:21 PM
In a development lending sudden credence to theories that our world will end in 2012, Tim Tebow is being hunted by a Kardashian sister.

"Kim (Kardashian) has a big crush on Tim," a friend told The National Enquirer, via celebitchy.com. "She says he's not only very handsome but seems like a guy with really strong values."

What if Tebow married a celebrity?
If you've been wondering what  Tim Tebow's child would look like if he married, say, Lady Gaga, check out this speculative photo gallery. More ...
This "friend" sounds an awful lot like a publicist running out of moves on behalf of the reality star, but we digress.

It's been a busy period for Tebow on the female-stalker front. Earlier this month he was pursued by singer Katy Perry's parents, who believed the Broncos quarterback would be a good match for their recently divorced daughter. Now it's Kardashian -- fresh off her 51-second marriage to the NBA's Kris Humphries -- who's looking to date a nice boy.

One problem for the practiced man-eater: Tebow, more than paper thin, isn't interested in becoming the next pro athlete reduced to trailing Kardashian around some Orange County Nordstrom's, carrying her purse and wondering who shipped his spine to an unlisted P.O. Box in Minsk.

"Tim's been made aware of Kim's crush, and although flattered, he's not interested," a source told The Enquirer. "He's an avowed virgin who's saving himself for marriage and is looking for a woman with similar values, not someone with two failed marriages and a sex tape in her past."

So, with one swift hammer drop, the TimKim era is in the books.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d82662fc6/article/tebow-reportedly-nixes-date-with-kim-kardashian?campaign=Twitter_news

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Title: Re: Saint Tebow turns down Kim Kardashian
Post by: bike nut on January 27, 2012, 06:13:23 PM
I know how he feels.... I've got Heidi Klum ringing my phone off the hook.
 ;D
Title: Re: Saint Tebow turns down Kim Kardashian
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on January 27, 2012, 06:16:27 PM
Kim Kardashian has a set a fucking balls trying to tie her train to Tebow's Caboos. Bitch is just looking for a Tebow comment so her PR people can play off what ever Tebow says.
Title: Re: Saint Tebow turns down Kim Kardashian
Post by: Hulkotron on January 27, 2012, 06:30:36 PM
Tim's not black though ???
Title: Re: Saint Tebow turns down Kim Kardashian
Post by: mass 04 on January 27, 2012, 06:33:45 PM
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What are you implying you porn addicted Paki shut-in?
Title: Re: Saint Tebow turns down Kim Kardashian
Post by: jude2 on January 27, 2012, 06:59:37 PM
Kim Kardashian has a set a fucking balls trying to tie her train to Tebow's Caboos. Bitch is just looking for a Tebow comment so her PR people can play off what ever Tebow says.
This right here. It is just sad what these whores will do to get attention.
Title: Re: Saint Tebow turns down Kim Kardashian
Post by: Wolfsanglerune on January 27, 2012, 07:17:39 PM
Good for him.
Title: Re: Saint Tebow turns down Kim Kardashian
Post by: Shockwave on January 27, 2012, 07:34:29 PM
Haha fucking owned.
I bet she was looking to try and gain some cred back and turn around her whorish image.
Title: Re: Saint Tebow turns down Kim Kardashian
Post by: billytwolips on January 27, 2012, 08:06:55 PM
Of course he did





He isn't a porch monkey

Bwahahahahaha!!! JNN puttin' it down son!!!
Title: Re: Saint Tebow turns down Kim Kardashian
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on January 27, 2012, 08:20:39 PM
She is so fuckin' disgusting ! Jeesh ! And pathetic as fuck ! And this is coming from a half-black guy ! Lol ! I can't stand the whore bitch !
Title: Re: Saint Tebow turns down Kim Kardashian
Post by: SF1900 on January 27, 2012, 08:31:55 PM
Mass04, that is an epic profile GIF  :D :D
Title: Re: Saint Tebow turns down Kim Kardashian
Post by: FAST LANE on January 27, 2012, 08:53:22 PM
Have you seen here without makeup?? OMG, fucking gross!! Plus, shes hairy lol 

True, 99% of women don't look as good without makeup, and usually is the case with celebs, but in KK's case it's pretty bad lol

Still smash the daylights out of her though  ;D
Title: Re: Saint Tebow turns down Kim Kardashian
Post by: QuakerOats on January 27, 2012, 08:55:28 PM
Of course he did





He isn't a porch monkey
lol.