Just don't have sex with her during her period.
lol why not?
Do you really have to ask? :-\ :-\
yes.
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How are I-talian broads in general, I've only been with JNN mothers and she doesn't count cause she's a pet.
Ive dated one for 5 years. They are very big into family, so if you want to get serious, make sure the family likes you. If not, your life will be a living hell. But I assume you just want to slam her.
I don't know what I want yet. I don't date broads just to slam. That's what whores are for. I date broads for relationships...fuck.... families...great, my favorite.... ::) ::) ::)
By the looks of her schnoz she's got some jew in her. A jewtalian.
lol why not?
Well, I just invited her out for coffee but let her know my intentions are nothing less than honorable so well see.She'll do it, and you'll be meeting the familia in a couple weeks.
She just said yes 8)When you meet her guido brothers, try to hold your laughter in and get plenty of pics for getbig. 8)
2012....year of the Wiggs 8) 8) 8)
Well, I just invited her out for coffee but let her know my intentions are nothing less than honorable so well see.
When you meet her guido brothers, try to hold your laughter in and get plenty of pics for getbig. 8)
I respect that. Are you looking for wifey material or one night stand.
They're fucking nuts unless you like people that go from calm and sweet to screaming like maniacs in seconds.
And yes, you should--because this is probably the best you can do *iggs ;D
Dont do it Wiggs! You seem like a good fella and this broad is just trying to use you for research. Think about it, she isnt obese, she's white, she is working on her masters in criminal justice and she wants to date a black guy. It's clear to me that she is only trying to get in close with a black fella so that she can gain a deeper understanding of the wellspring of crime in modern America (black males) for her masters thesis. Once she see's that you are not a crook, have a job, no gold on your teefs and lack an adequite number of baby momma's, this girl will kick you to the curb. You're not the right Getbigger for this mission.
Haven't dated any, but all of my buddies have ran through at least 1 Italian chick.
ALL of them had tempers and short fuses and heavily into family. Also, italians hate blacks. She's either gonna try to keep your relationship a secret or be the rebel type who parades you around to piss off her family who will give you fake smiles.
Every sunday night was a big italian dinner, and your ass better be there :-\ :D^^
Here's her "about me"
I like to listen to music and chill.I love rap and hip hop with a little R&B every now and then. I want to finish my Masters and get a decent paying job that I like. I want to own a home and eventually get married and have a family. I am an independent person and love my family. I am looking for a gentlemen who knows how to treat a lady. If you are looking to just hook up please pass me by that is not what I am looking for at this time in my life.
I'll need Parkers expert analysis to tell me how souless her eyes are and that she'll cut my cack off.Actually she's not souless, she's sarcastic. Meaning, she'll cut your cock off and then laugh ;)
Wiggs she is too ugly for you bro.Now that I look at it--I agree.
Lovely.
I think she may be a career mudshark...If that's the case, her family will be pleasantly surprised.
Here's her "about me"
I like to listen to music and chill.I love rap and hip hop with a little R&B every now and then. I want to finish my Masters and get a decent paying job that I like. I want to own a home and eventually get married and have a family. I am an independent person and love my family. I am looking for a gentlemen who knows how to treat a lady. If you are looking to just hook up please pass me by that is not what I am looking for at this time in my life.
Just don't have sex with her during her period.i love having sex with my girl during her period!
This I-talian broad interested herself in me on POF 5-6 months ago, we had a couple PMs back and forth, pathetic on my part as I was fat, jobless, and high. Every now and then we'd say something but nothing more than that.Disgusting is what you do so why are you even asking.
Yesterday a couple buddies and I went to roller derby at a local hotel (fuck off >:() and I'm walking in the hotel lobby and because I'm looking so awesome these days and have a job my mojo has returned and confidence is through the roof along with my test levels...I see a broad about a 6 giving me an awkward eye, as in she'd like my extra medium wiener in her vaginal cavity. I give a confident smirk and keep walking. Moments later I realize this was the same broad on pof. I go on my phone to view her profile to confirm. I asked her if she was at the hotel we were at and today she responds, "lol, yes I was".
I schmooze her telling her how good she looked (but first telling her I saw her checking me out). She said she was there with some friends watching it also...blah, blah, blah....I asked her what she did for a living, she said she's studying for her Masters in Criminal Justice...aka, doesn't have a job...Anyway a helluva coincidence if you ask me.
Shes eems to have a decent head on her shoulders (they all do at first) she's 27, no kids, average body,occasionally smokes (if she smokes, she pokes :D :D), wants kids, not the best looking but good enough (see my posting about not wanting anything more then a 7)...Only thing I don't like is the no job thing. I'm gonna invite her out for coffee and c o c k.
Never been with an I-talian broad not a fan of their fucking mouths...She's doesn't seem like the mouthy type.......yet.
This I-talian broad interested herself in me on POF 5-6 months ago, we had a couple PMs back and forth, pathetic on my part as I was fat, jobless, and high. Every now and then we'd say something but nothing more than that.::)
Yesterday a couple buddies and I went to roller derby at a local hotel (fuck off >:() and I'm walking in the hotel lobby and because I'm looking so awesome these days and have a job my mojo has returned and confidence is through the roof along with my test levels...I see a broad about a62 giving me an awkward eye, as in she'd like my extra medium wiener in her vaginal cavity. I give a confident smirk and keep walking. Moments later I realize this was the same broad on pof. I go on my phone to view her profile to confirm. I asked her if she was at the hotel we were at and today she responds, "lol, yes I was".
I schmooze her telling her how good she looked (but first telling her I saw her checking me out). She said she was there with some friends watching it also...blah, blah, blah....I asked her what she did for a living, she said she's studying for her Masters in Criminal Justice...aka, doesn't have a job...Anyway a helluva coincidence if you ask me.
Shes eems to have a decent head on her shoulders (they all do at first) she's 27, no kids, average body,occasionally smokes (if she smokes, she pokes :D :D), wants kids, not the best looking but good enough (see my posting about not wanting anything more then a 7)...Only thing I don't like is the no job thing. I'm gonna invite her out for coffee and c o c k.
Never been with an I-talian broad not a fan of their fucking mouths...She's doesn't seem like the mouthy type.......yet.
.She is fucking nasty ugly but I'm sure thats the best you can do so go for it Milton.
How are I-talian broads in general, I've only been with JNN's mother and she doesn't count cause she's a pet.
Come on dude,LOL ;D
The Roaming Wallmart at 2am, Cheeze Puff eating, Weed addicted 2011 version of Wiggs may have hit this....
2012 you gotta bump your standards up, She looks like a bulldog chewing on a wasp :-\
Mayan Calender, Nostradamus, This is it bro, doomsday up in this bitch. you gonna waste the last year of your life chasing "Bargain Bin" whores :-X
LOL....Great comments bros. I'll let you know how it goes...Wednesday.
Keep your expectations as neutral as possible, and you will be fine, all the best man
Take a pic of her behind asap WIGGS
Wiggs she is too ugly for you bro.
Another twat who has to have the disclaimer of "if you want a hook up".....which, is so very often the exact opposite. Within a week of talking you can probably get her to send you twat shots.
Some of these profiles are so telling. When you take a step back and just see what they write...you can tell so much about them. She has no clue what she wants. Dont let the "I want to" statements fool you. Seriously....think about just one of her statements. "I want to finish my masters and get a decent paying job that I like". Shouldn't she already know what job she wants if she is going for her Masters? Its all about the money. My guess is that she also has an entitlement complex.
Good luck.
She has the face of a person that has a huge butt and a big vagina.
costra nostra...wiglet, be careful my dear
Just be careful wiggs not all black guys are as clean as you if you know what I mean.
If you dont know what I mean...AIDS, so wrap your shit so you dont get aids.
Actually she's not souless, she's sarcastic. Meaning, she'll cut your cock off and then laugh ;)
no, you'll find alot of sarcasm, cynicism about her. But at the same time warmth---it mind get too warm.
You might find food aplenty.
And she is self conscious about the nose. It's how she is poses that shows this. Good luck.
Come on dude,
The Roaming Wallmart at 2am, Cheeze Puff eating, Weed addicted 2011 version of Wiggs may have hit this....
2012 you gotta bump your standards up, She looks like a bulldog chewing on a wasp :-\
Mayan Calender, Nostradamus, This is it bro, doomsday up in this bitch. you gonna waste the last year of your life chasing "Bargain Bin" whores :-X
btw wiggs... my man, the bitch is ugly....
there are a lot of better looking mudsharks for you to be had ... lol....
;D ;D ;D
She's OK Wiggs , the only problem I have with her is that she doesn't smile (bad teeth ?).
Sometimes good personality and a beautiful smile makes a 5 look like a 7 .
Guidettes are often dumber than dirt and very annoying and tempermental.
Aren't you Italian?
Guidettes are often dumber than dirt and very annoying and tempermental.
I lived with an EYEtalian chick for 6 years..........great in bed but could go from angel to screaming bitch mode in 5.0 seconds.
i just looked at her pics and then I knew that this thread was just gonna be a roast on me
What do you think Johnny?
You're gonna need a bigger boat. ;D
she looks like me with long hair
What are you trying to say? I have things? I will murder you till youre dead. >:(
What are you trying to say? I have things? I will murder you till youre dead. >:(
Tell her to show up w a tray of lasange and sausage and peppers.
I have every intention on asking her of she can cook. No cook, no cock.
This I-talian broad interested herself in me on POF 5-6 months ago, we had a couple PMs back and forth, pathetic on my part as I was fat, jobless, and high. Every now and then we'd say something but nothing more than that.
*snip*
Shes eems to have a decent head on her shoulders (they all do at first) she's 27, no kids, average body,occasionally smokes (if she smokes, she pokes :D :D), wants kids, not the best looking but good enough (see my posting about not wanting anything more then a 7)...Only thing I don't like is the no job thing. I'm gonna invite her out for coffee and c o c k.
I'm sure the fam will be thrilled at the prospect that a muscled, negro has the intentions of inseminating their daughter...this should be fun. :-X :-X :-X
Thank God I waited till I had a job to do this. ha.
Wiggs, whatever happened to Jay winning the Olympia. Ya know that time you saw him at the gym and didnt take pics.
lol @ you guys not believing me...e-mail Phil and ask him yourself.
I've said this earlier but I have found that i missed out on ALOT of sex because I was too choosy:o
my new rule is that anything that is at least a 6 will get his dick sucked
Ok...you "muscled" black man ;D
Youre quite the muscled Russian bear yourself Zangief.
Youre quite the muscled Russian bear yourself Zangief.
This I-talian broad interested herself in me on POF 5-6 months ago, we had a couple PMs back and forth, pathetic on my part as I was fat, jobless, and high. Every now and then we'd say something but nothing more than that.
Yesterday a couple buddies and I went to roller derby at a local hotel (fuck off >:() and I'm walking in the hotel lobby and because I'm looking so awesome these days and have a job my mojo has returned and confidence is through the roof along with my test levels...I see a broad about a 6 giving me an awkward eye, as in she'd like my extra medium wiener in her vaginal cavity. I give a confident smirk and keep walking. Moments later I realize this was the same broad on pof. I go on my phone to view her profile to confirm. I asked her if she was at the hotel we were at and today she responds, "lol, yes I was".
I schmooze her telling her how good she looked (but first telling her I saw her checking me out). She said she was there with some friends watching it also...blah, blah, blah....I asked her what she did for a living, she said she's studying for her Masters in Criminal Justice...aka, doesn't have a job...Anyway a helluva coincidence if you ask me.
Shes eems to have a decent head on her shoulders (they all do at first) she's 27, no kids, average body,occasionally smokes (if she smokes, she pokes :D :D), wants kids, not the best looking but good enough (see my posting about not wanting anything more then a 7)...Only thing I don't like is the no job thing. I'm gonna invite her out for coffee and c o c k.
Never been with an I-talian broad not a fan of their fucking mouths...She's doesn't seem like the mouthy type.......yet.
criminal justice degree = unemployed for life..one of the most worthless degrees in the history of mankind
Get a job as cop in Yonkers NY and it's better than being a wall street bond trader
Very few guys become cops with a criminal justice degree.....
how come ?
it's true that I know a lot of people who have that degree and work in a completely different field.. weird
usually people who have a criminal justice degree want to work in CSI and stuff like that.....but they don't realize you don't get that job right away you have to work your way up in the police force first...
most guys who have criminal justice degrees are security guards who got conned into getting the degree thinking they would become cops automatically or as you mentioned, are working in other fields because they can't pass the police test or are afraid to be cops
Have you hooked it yet Wiggums???
she is ugly as fuck
No...Wednesday.
By the looks of her schnoz she's got some jew in her. A jewtalian.
Zangief....hahahaha...I could rock a beard for a while ;DFuck off.
"fatality"
Fuck off.Hey hey, remember you would be nice, YAGR..... ;)
Btw, what do you call a Black Transformer?Your hero is one of the worst comedians alive imo.
A Decepticoon
(http://www.starfetch.com/keywords/Jackie_Martling/Jackie_Martling_5.jpg)
Zangief....hahahaha...I could rock a beard for a while ;DThis guy sounds like an asshole.
"fatality"
Here's her "about me"
I like to listen to music and chill.I love rap and hip hop with a little R&B every now and then. I want to finish my Masters and get a decent paying job that I like. I want to own a home and eventually get married and have a family. I am an independent person and love my family. I am looking for a gentlemen who knows how to treat a lady. If you are looking to just hook up please pass me by that is not what I am looking for at this time in my life.
P.I.P Wiggs, killed by psycho bitch :'(
He said, "available?" I responded, "is it that bad?" He said, "dude, that's what I say when I text my whore."
Greetings gentlemen, my work has been keeping me busy and I'll be here much less, but I do feel it's needed after the insane amount of time input over the last several years.
Anywho, I cancelled yesterday because of a personal affair and let her know, she was cool with it, but told me to let her know when I wanted to meet. So, I pm'd her this afternoon with the following, "Hey, are you available tonight?" Now, keep in mind it's been awhile since I've been with a normal female and only being with women of lesiure. And I saw nothing I said wrong. I did notice that she was online at least twice since I wrote that. I was at my buddies house this evening and told him and he started laughing. He said, "available?" I responded, "is it that bad?" He said, "dude, that's what I say when I text my whore." He then erupted in laughter. I responded, "me too but I didn't think about it that way. Is it fucked?" "Yes", he said. "Just tell her you showed me the message, and I that I told you 'available' sounds like you're talking to a whore".
"Good idea" I responded. So, I did that and within 10 min. I get a response, " Lol, so do you still want to meet for coffee?" I texted back sure. My friend and I had a good laugh. We were going to meet this evening but it was so late we both agreed to meet tomorrow. She did send me her number without me asking so that's cool. Boy oh boy, these hoes dun fucked my game up....hahahaha.