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Title: Why GB'ers should never get married.
Post by: Devon97 on January 30, 2012, 07:50:43 AM

I say this on a Yahoo article response and thought the locals here would approve:

A Get Biggers Fairy tale: Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan and never heard #$%$ and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate burritos, pizza, potato chips, and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frickin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up. The End

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Post by: 240 is Back on January 30, 2012, 07:52:24 AM

that dude did live happily ever after.

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Post by: Fortress on January 30, 2012, 07:53:03 AM

Truth

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Post by: makaveli25 on January 30, 2012, 07:53:17 AM

Haha that's great I needed that today!

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Post by: da_vinci on January 30, 2012, 08:54:14 AM

Lol. good one!

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Post by: FAST LANE on January 30, 2012, 09:01:35 AM

Haha!! Awesome, and so true