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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Voland on February 08, 2012, 12:49:11 PM
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Ask what ever you want. Bring it on. I will respond honestly.
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Dear Voland,
Why is your getbig name Voland,
thank you for your answer,
Dr Dutch, getbigs only true MD
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Ask what ever you want. Bring it on. I will respond honestly.
Who the fuck are you? ???
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Why is Kant's deontology para-consistent?
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Who the fuck are you? ???
Imagine a Vole. Then imagine a land full of Voles. He comes from said land. He is a Volander.
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How much SEO/Synthol do you/have you put in those arms?
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Dear Voland,
Why is your getbig name Voland,
thank you for your answer,
Dr Dutch, getbigs only true MD
Its the same nickname i used at rx and use at MD.
I got the name from the bm band seigneur volan, "mister voland" who the french used to believe was the impersonation of satan. Its an awesome band although the Laurent (the lead) is a train-wreck yet created one of the best riffs in SV and Kristallnacht.
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Voland, what kind of ice-transplant would you use in Woudsend so that we can say: "It Giet Oan" ?
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Its the same nickname i used at rx and use at MD.
I got the name from the bm band seigneur volan, "mister voland" who the french used to believe was the impersonation of satan. Its an awesome band although the Laurent (the lead) is a train-wreck yet created one of the best riffs in SV and Kristallnacht.
Do you prefer Mutiilation or Vlad Trepes?
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Who the fuck are you? ???
Someone you've been waiting for.
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Why is Kant's deontology para-consistent?
Tribesman don't know consistency.
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OK Voland, we want the answers and we want em now... >:(
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How much SEO/Synthol do you/have you put in those arms?
None. Arms are one of the very few bodyparts where i don't require SEO. That guy is brazilian icon Furlan.
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Voland, what kind of ice-transplant would you use in Woudsend so that we can say: "It Giet Oan" ?
the coldest one.
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this isnt my AMA it's to boring so far. Please Voland don't attempt something like this without the tact you are ruining it for the rest of us.
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Do you prefer Mutiilation or Vlad Trepes?
I like both i'd go with mutiilation for a more professional sound or and more image-inspiring but i'd slightly favor Vlad Tepes for their more raw/primitive sound, its more aggressive and BM is aggression and fucking hate.
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I like both i'd go with mutiilation for a more professional sound or and more image-inspiring but i'd slightly favor Vlad Tepes for their more raw/primitive sound, its more aggressive and BM is aggression and fucking hate.
Mayhem or Emperor, get this one right this time.
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this isnt my AMA it's to boring so far. Please Voland don't attempt something like this without the tact you are ruining it for the rest of us.
Ask better questions and you shall receive better answers ;).
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Mayhem or Emperor, get this one right this time.
Emperor. In the Nightside Eclipse is one of the best record ever made.
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this isnt my AMA it's to boring so far. Please Voland don't attempt something like this without the tact you are ruining it for the rest of us.
Nuh this thread is funny........just this once ;D
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Emperor. In the Nightside Eclipse is one of the best record ever made.
I hate you and I hope you die in a pile of burning shit
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I hate you and I hope you die in a pile of burning shit
You don't know taste and i pity you :D
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Its the same nickname i used at rx and use at MD.
I got the name from the bm band seigneur volan, "mister voland" who the french used to believe was the impersonation of satan. Its an awesome band although the Laurent (the lead) is a train-wreck yet created one of the best riffs in SV and Kristallnacht.
Like the music. Mais je ne ne crois pas que tu es francais, mon ami....
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Emperor. In the Nightside Eclipse is one of the best record ever made.
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Emperor were one of those few bands that got better as time went on.
Usually black metal bands released stellar records early on, then turned to shit (Immortal) or changed sounds altogether (Ulver)
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Holland: GOREFEST !!!!
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Like the music. Mais je ne ne crois pas que tu es francais, mon ami....
Je ne suis pas français. Je suis espagnol (catalan ;)). Les Français sont gais ;D.
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Emperor were one of those few bands that got better as time went on.
Usually black metal bands released stellar records early on, then turned to shit (Immortal) or changed sounds altogether (Ulver)
I agree with this, Mayhem, the one with Euronymous, maybe I should have said that before, was better than Emperor, although Ihsahn was insane at writing dark music.
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Je ne suis pas français. Je suis espagnol (catalan ;)). Les Français sont gais ;D.
Barcelona ?
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It's obvious from your writings that you are a bum bandit, so my question for you is, when did you first realise you were gay?
The day i caught myself posting on getbig :D
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Barcelona ?
yes sir.
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What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Not as fast as your mom unbuttons my pants.
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Not as fast as your mom unbuttons my pants.
So you didnt watch Monty Python Quest for the Wholy Grail?
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So you didnt watch Monty Python Quest for the Wholy Grail?
I've never watched Monthy Python :-[
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I've never watched Monthy Python :-[
Do yourself a favor and watch Quest for the Holy Grail.
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I've never watched Monthy Python :-[
??? How old are you, Volanda ?
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??? How old are you, Volanda ?
mid 20's
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Je ne suis pas français. Je suis espagnol (catalan ;)). Les Français sont gais ;D.
ferme ta gueule bouffon et va niquer ta mere
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If you got the time and stuff, watch Holy Grail and LIfe of Brian. And Fawlty Towers. And maybe Time Bandits.
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None. Arms are one of the very few bodyparts where i don't require SEO. That guy is brazilian icon Furlan.
Ahh ok fair enough, thought you was an oil baby ha
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ferme ta gueule bouffon et va niquer ta mere
lol
toucher un nerf? effondrement français ;D
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WpBA0bmq13c/TnPi4A80BhI/AAAAAAAAAKg/mIbC0_q1KCU/s400/IMG_0577.jpg)
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Voland, do you allow a woman to hit you with a strap on?
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If you got the time and stuff, watch Holy Grail and LIfe of Brian. And Fawlty Towers. And maybe Time Bandits.
I believe i have seen life of brian. Thats the jesus mock film right?
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Voland, do you allow a woman to hit you with a strap on?
oh noez!!!. That must hurt. Women never complain though ??? :D
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oh noez!!!. That must hurt. Women never complain though ??? :D
Then how about a chick with a natural dick?
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ferme ta gueule bouffon et va niquer ta mere
One running joke on Married... with Children is Al's hatred against the French. He thinks they are cowards and stink. Following Al's opinion, the show contains a lot of jokes about the French.
Moi j'aime La France beaucoup. Ma femme est Valoise, nous avons beaucoup des amies Francais. J'aime la lanque aussi. Mais ils sont TRES arrogants......... >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
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Then how about a chick with a natural dick?
I'd let Steve Namats wife hit me ;)
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I'd let Steve Namats wife hit me ;)
That's nice buffed chick, I guess she's way taller than that midget husband
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One running joke on Married... with Children is Al's hatred against the French. He thinks they are cowards and stink. Following Al's opinion, the show contains a lot of jokes about the French.
Moi j'aime La France beaucoup. Ma femme est Valois, nous avons beaucoup des amies Francais. J'aime la lanque aussi. Mais ils sont TRES arrogant......... >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
I don't like their attitude and how stuck up they are but to be fair not all French are horrible. Parisian however are ;D
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That's nice buffed chick, I guess she's way taller than that midget husband
which makes her taller than me too :D
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I don't like their attitude and how stuck up they are but to be fair not all French are horrible. Parisian however are ;D
:D
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:D
C'est vrai..... :-\
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which makes her taller than me too :D
Being a midget from France...., that must double suck :-\
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Being a midget from France...., that must double suck :-\
Unless you are Sarkozy.... ;D
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Unless you are Sarkozy.... ;D
No, his wife is almost as scary as Maria.
(http://static.blogo.it/gossipblog/PrimopianointensodiCarlaBruni.jpg)
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Being a midget from France...., that must double suck :-\
>:( not france.
In spain 5,7 is average. ;D
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No, his wife is almost as scary as Maria.
(http://static.blogo.it/gossipblog/PrimopianointensodiCarlaBruni.jpg)
Aaaah, bad lighting. But you like Dave Crosby, don't ya ?
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-GtOPFuIqGDg/Tkh2Br5WufI/AAAAAAAAE6I/RHQ9xdU5NpI/s400/David%2BCrosby%2B1.jpg)
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Barcelona? ahahaha
Isn't it the gay capital or Europe? You could probably find more poofs there than alcoholics in Glasgow ;D ;D ;D
honestly, yes. ;D
Actually one of the biggest neighborhoods of the city is gay and one of the wealthiest too.
However Barcelona is the prostitution capital of Europe (followed closely by Budapest) and has only of the largest gay and tranny population in Europe too.
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honestly, yes. ;D
Actually one of the biggest neighborhoods of the city is gay and one of the wealthiest too.
However Barcelona is the prostitution capital of Europe (followed closely by Budapest) and has only of the largest gay and tranny population in Europe too.
Aren't you forgetting Amsterdam here...?
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No, his wife is almost as scary as Maria.
(http://static.blogo.it/gossipblog/PrimopianointensodiCarlaBruni.jpg)
she's banging her junkie friend/manager/whatever he is benjamin biolay
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tl_NHlvcavQ/SwACXBsGp-I/AAAAAAAAFVk/pS033-vM75g/s400/03923_Luomo_dec07_benjamin_biolay_04_122_199lo.jpeg)
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Aaaah, bad lighting. But you like Dave Crosby, don't ya ?
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-GtOPFuIqGDg/Tkh2Br5WufI/AAAAAAAAE6I/RHQ9xdU5NpI/s400/David%2BCrosby%2B1.jpg)
Yeah, it must be the lighting or the angle...
Didn't I complain about your music postings with fossils, holding a guitar? ;D
Well, I would always prefer Carla over Maria or Dennis's wife
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Aren't you forgetting Amsterdam here...?
Not forgetting it but Amsterdam are like 1,5 millions right? Barcelona is twice that and the % of prostitution is higher lol
It is traditional in spain to take your kid to the prostitutes in his 13,14 or 15th b-day. A father, an uncle, and older brother pays for it ;)
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btw spain has a closet gay president. First gay president ever.
homo.
(http://emiliosilva.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/donmarianosonrie.jpg)
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voland, are you a homo?
you give me a very homo vibe
(no homo)
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is this how you picked the venereal disease that scrambled your brains :P
no, your mom :D
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btw spain has a closet gay president. First gay president ever.
homo.
(http://emiliosilva.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/donmarianosonrie.jpg)
Scary pedo
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Scary pedo
two cocks, one in my mouth, one i my ass
(http://www.abc.es/Media/201201/26/merkel-rajoy-afp--644x362.jpg)
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Angela isn't realizing he's dead serious about it
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Angela isn't realizing he's dead serious about it
Angela is a lesbo ;D
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Angela is a lesbo ;D
I wouldn't be surprised if that's the case, imagine her in kinky Lederhosen... :-X
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How bad do you miss your natal country El Salvador??
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How bad do you miss your natal country El Salvador??
I miss it very bad. Your mom specially :D
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british humour is so stupid...i cringe when i think of monther pythers humour...it´s for british (all ages) and 50+ geezers
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british humour is so stupid...i cringe when i think of monther pythers humour...it´s for british (all ages) and 50+ geezers
British think its very subtle and witty ;D
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Volando, How old are you?
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Volando, How old are you?
26
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26
You funny guy. Lets meet up. You are the second getbiger i will meet.
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You funny guy. Lets meet up. You are the second getbiger i will meet.
Who da first?
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Who da first?
he's dead
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Who da first?
DK. Quite cool guy. He visited here with his wife.
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Nuh this thread is funny........just this once ;D
yes you are correct, this mockery and homage is worthy of allowing life, no smite'in will be had.
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DK. Quite cool guy. He visited here with his wife.
i see. We could grab a workout once the siberian winter is over ;)
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btw spain has a closet gay president. First gay president ever.
homo.
(http://emiliosilva.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/donmarianosonrie.jpg)
Bull...both Holland and Belgium got gay prime ministers....
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Bull...both Holland and Belgium got gay prime ministers....
Well, Rutte is -AFAIK- still single, so maybe he visits a darkroom, every now and then.
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Well, Rutte is -AFAIK- still single, so maybe he visits a darkroom, every now and then.
But he's gay for sure, don't you agree.....
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Bull...both Holland and Belgium got gay prime ministers....
those two are openly gay?
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But he's gay for sure, don't you agree.....
I guess gay or bi. He acts a bit feminine with his laconic answers. He's def not a dominant man like Berlusconi or Puttin, and the average getbigger would make him cry in no time.
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I though Belgium didn't have a government thus no pm either.
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those two are openly gay?
No, Rutte is a coward.
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I guess gay or bi. He acts a bit feminine with his laconic answers. He's def not a dominant man like Berlusconi or Puttin, and the average getbigger would make him cry in no time.
I don't VVD, but I truly think he's a good guy....and a refreshing prime minister.
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I though Belgium didn't have a government thus no pm either.
Finally got one. Elio is openly gay.
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Finally got one. Elio is openly gay.
This is not how i picture the typical Belgian man. Why is he so dark? whats his background/story? Is he a prog?
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=414438.0;attach=456953;image)
Belgium is a weird place though i remember when i was there gorging myself in chocolatos i casual found a vlaams block meetup. One of the girls speaking was doubtfully Turkish lol.
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I don't VVD, but I truly think he's a good guy....and a refreshing prime minister.
As a person he's prob a good guy, but I'm def not a fan of his laconic and arrogant behaviour toward politicians/journalists, asking critical questions. As an politician he's a coward and a tactic player.
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As a person he's prob a good guy, but I'm def not a fan of his laconic and arrogant behaviour toward politicians/journalists, asking critical questions. As an politician he's a coward and a tactic player.
Sounds like any politician. Dirtbags.
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As a person he's prob a good guy, but I'm def not a fan of his laconic and arrogant behaviour toward politicians/journalists asking critical questions. As an politician he's a coward and a tactic player.
I do not agree, DP. Again: he got a cabinet I want to end tomorrow, but he's so refreshing compared to Balkenende and Kok. I liked Lubbers as a person too, he had the balls.....Den Uyl too, but that's a long time ago.
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I do not agree, DP. Again: he got a cabinet I want to end tomorrow, but he's so refreshing compared to Balkenende and Kok. I liked Lubbers as a person too, he had the balls.....Den Uyl too, but that's a long time ago.
You all know all politicians are the same. I've seen with my own eyes how politicians from different parties hit the bars together in the friendliest manner after a heat-up debate. I might be biased because i'm anti-establishment but to me all of them are liars, phonies and bad persons.
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I do not agree, DP. Again: he got a cabinet I want to end tomorrow, but he's so refreshing compared to Balkenende and Kok. I liked Lubbers as a person too, he had the balls.....Den Uyl too, but that's a long time ago.
But I do agree, he's way different then those other leaders (well, "leaders"), but don't you agree that they all differ from each other? I'm not a guy who says "all politicians are the same", that's an oversimplification, they all have their own personally and appearance. Political wise, I'm not a fan of any of them, but I liked Van Agt, he was pretty human and laid back.
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I agree. Every politician, from left to right, is a narcissist. Otherwise they wouldn't make it to the national level.
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Dutch politicians are pretty boring. Considering that, Wilders is a very good thing....hate his views though..
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You guys actually vote?
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You guys actually vote?
Every fooking time: parliament, local, Europe...
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I agree. Every politician, from left to right, is a narcissist. Otherwise they wouldn't make it to the national level.
I don't remember Den Uyl very well, but I remember him as a pretty humble person. Keep in mind that the times have changed, these days its much more about appearance and reputation, thanks to the Internet and the media in general. I don't think this is a good thing. I prefer a strong, honest and humble leader, dedicated to the people (yes idealistic person)
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You guys actually vote?
If you don't vote, you shouldn't complain about society and politicians, so yes, every time.
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If you don't vote, you shouldn't complain about society and politicians, so yes, every time.
I don't vote for ideological coherence. I can't vote and participate in a system i don't agree with.
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If you don't vote, you shouldn't complain about society and politicians, so yes, every time.
Every fooking time: parliament, local, Europe...
Statistics must love you ;D
What's your -political- angle?
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I don't vote for ideological coherence. I can't vote and participate in a system i don't agree with.
It's the same as within a relationship, there are always things to disagree with. In my opinion it's always better to vote on something you partly agree with (anything is better than nothing).
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Statistics must love you ;D
What's your -political- angle?
I know, but it's more symbolic and principal.
I hate to think in terms of left or right-oriented, but I vote on a small and holistic party, because they do give a fuck about the future.
You say you don't vote, but what would describe your political preference?
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I know, but it's more symbolic and principal.
I hate to think in terms left or right-oriented, I vote on a small and holistic party because they do give a fuck about the future.
You say you don't vote, but what would describe your political preference?
While still inaccurate the closest would be libertarian.
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While still inaccurate the closest would be libertarian.
Sounds good!
I remember a libertarian party here in the Netherlands, but they didn't got enough votes. I think this had more to do with their lack of promotion, than with their ideals.
In the meantime I would suggest to vote on a liberal party, but of course, that's your freedom of choice ;)
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Who da first?
el gato voladorrrrr
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For parliament, I always vote "seriously"....for Europe and local I sometimes vote funny. For instance for our "Party for the Animals", I think the only animal-rights party in the world that's actually in a parliament. When I was a teen I was very lefties, and the cliche is correct: when you get older you slowly move to the right... ;D
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For parliament, I always vote "seriously"....for Europe and local I sometimes vote funny. For instance for our "Party for the Animals", I think the only animal-rights party in the world that's actually in a parliament. When I was a teen I was very lefties, and the cliche is correct: when you get older you slowly move to the right... ;D
You sound like my mom. She used to do that. I remember she voted a party that had a vote thrown down the toilet as a logo. ;D
Not anymore i've brought her to the dark side. 8)
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For parliament, I always vote "seriously"....for Europe and local I sometimes vote funny. For instance for our "Party for the Animals", I think the only animal-rights party in the world that's actually in a parliament. When I was a teen I was very lefties, and the cliche is correct: when you get older you slowly move to the right... ;D
I like you (no homo)
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I don't vote for ideological coherence. I can't vote and participate in a system i don't agree with.
"I would not join any club that would have someone like me for a member" Groucho Marx
"Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people" Oscar Wilde
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brainteaser:
when i was a kid i used to steal this guys money and food and in the bathroom i teabagged and cock slapped him then lock him in the toilets crying.
He is now a successful lawyer and a happily married homosexual.
Do i deserve good or bad karma for that ;D
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At what age were you when you discovered you had a vagina?
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At what age were you when you discovered you had a vagina?
haven't discovered yet. I'm prude when it come to my own body.
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What kind of music do you like?
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What kind of music do you like?
black metal, hardrock, classical and industrial/EBM 8)
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black metal, hardrock, classical and industrial/EBM 8)
Sounds good, where does EBM stand for?
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Sounds good, where does EBM stand for?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronic_body_music ;)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronic_body_music ;)
Yes, lazy bastard here.
I fucking love Kraftwerk :D
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check this band. 8)
and this song
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Chicken tortilla or beef tortilla?
Dorian or Coolman?
Anal or Vaginal?
Cum on face or come on tits?
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Chicken tortilla or beef tortilla?
Dorian or Coolman?
Anal or Vaginal?
Cum on face or come on tits?
good questions!
chicken tortilla. I like my beef only in the form of steak.
Coleman. Dorian had tiny arms.
Anal!!!! only a homo would pick vag ;D
On face! Eyes even better.
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I like intriguing music like that, the first track more than the second one, since I'm not really into hardcore/hardstyle/hardwhatever.
How about this track?
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You are reediming yourself.
Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat?
Mario or Zelda?
Jeeps or Speeds?
Cunnilingus or Titsucking?
Football (the real one) or Rugby?
Drinking the piss of a hobo or snorting the puke of Zooey Deschanel?
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I like intriguing music like that, the first track more than the second one, since I'm not really into hardcore/hardstyle/hardwhatever.
How about this track?
borderline ambient, not ebm.
ambient is cool when its dark. 8)
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You are reediming yourself.
Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat?
Mario or Zelda?
Jeeps or Speeds?
Cunnilingus or Titsucking?
Football (the real one) or Rugby?
Drinking the piss of a hobo or snorting the puke of Zooey Deschanel?
street fighter!!! beating the shit on the streets is where the real fun is
mario. I hate homo elves or whatever the hell link is.
speed. Jeeps are for soccer moms and hicks like Branch.
titsucking. Not an oral guy really tho.
zoey. she looks kinkt i could engage her in scat games latter. :P
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street fighter!!! beating the shit on the streets is where the real fun is
mario. I hate homo elves or whatever the hell link is.
speed. Jeeps are for soccer moms and hicks like Branch.
titsucking. Not an oral guy really tho.
zoey. she looks kinkt i could engage her in scat games latter. :P
3/5, you need to study more for next test.