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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: D.O.U.P on February 09, 2012, 06:25:43 PM
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Things that are excellent-
1. any gh15 posting where "flyin daylights" or "balonie" is in a sentence.
2. Optimus P 1980 blasting away on some idiot that talks nonsense, plus the dude is honest.
3. Getbig members gangbanging lying, stupid posers.
Things that are beatings-
1. Young fools that know NOTHING, yet yap yap yap!
2. Dummies that have no vocabulary...so they call everyone fags.
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shut up fag
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Things that are stupid and show no creativity
1. Lists
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Things that are stupid and show no creativity
1. Lists
hahahahaah
Yet you add zilch.
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you're all, short, fat and queer
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If you start another thread like this,I`ll beat the flying daylights out of you.
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Everyone who post in this thread is gay.
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If you start another thread like this,I`ll beat the flying daylights out of you.
hahahaha!
Now THATS what im talking about!
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too much filft and baloonie in this thread,,,,
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Thread starter is a fag.
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Things that are stupid and show no creativity
1. Lists
I agree...
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You do know that the new topic button is not compulsory for your thoughts, right?
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I agree...
:D
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The Flex Pro show has begun. Master of ceremonies Bruce Buffer commands a captive audience.
"Prejudging time. Lets get ready to rummmmmmmmmbbbbbbbbbllll lllllllleeeeeeee"
Bob Cicherillo: 45 inch waist with 25 inch quads and a lopsided hair piece. Bob is mouthing something to an audience member. We can barely make it out it's so loud in here. "yea, I'm staying at the Mirage. Take the elevator up to the seventh floor"
Sylvester Stallone: Posing to "living in America" Great forearm vascularity and nicely shaped pecs. A little light in the leg department but the foot long schlong more than makes up for it. Great smile.
Steven Seagal: The zen master floats down to the stage on a magical cloud. His martial arts inspired posing routine brings the audience to its feet. Chiselled abs and a great blubble butt.
Andreas Munzer: Andreas' decimated corpse is strapped to a rodeo bull and all hell breaks loose on stage. The bucking bronco sends a mish mash of decaying body parts flying into the crowd.
Nasser El Sonbaty: (Kiwiol) The whole arena goes into total silence for a full 2 seconds, before erupting into a roar of applause as the announcer says into the mike, "And now, please welcome 3 x (at least) uncrowned Mr Olympia, bodybuilding memorabilia seller extraordinaire and wizard of truth - NASSSSSER el SYNTHOLBATTY!"
Nasser walks on stage and hits a most-muscular to the deafening squeals of Bigbobs and Sherief Shalaby on either ends of the audience, while managing to make eye-contact with both of them simultaneously. He then pulls off his thong, revealing another one underneath and throws it to the audience. A frantic member jumps an unbelievable 18 feet in the air and catches it! People would later realize it was the Getbigger who posts as the_swami.
The amazing routine is however cut short when the intercom announces that a car is blocking one of the judges' limo and Nasser, who is doubling as a parking attendant, is forced to hit another most muscular before heading off stage to fix the situation.
Mohammed Benaziza:
A lifesized pyramid containing the tomb of the great pharao Mohammed Benaziza is wheeled onto the stage.
His mumified remains serve as a chilling reminder of the effects of extreme diuretic usage.
He's certainly dry and hard tonight.
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Everyone who post in this thread is gay.
Outed!
/d'oh!
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You do know that the new topic button is not compulsory for your thoughts, right?
noted