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Title: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Steve Namat on February 19, 2012, 08:29:18 AM
WHY?

 :(
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Borracho on February 19, 2012, 08:30:45 AM
pics ?
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: io856 on February 19, 2012, 08:32:05 AM
if you don't like it don't look at it
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: BayGBM on February 19, 2012, 08:32:43 AM
WHY?

 :(

Not enough rehearsal time in the mirror. :-[
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Steve Namat on February 19, 2012, 08:32:57 AM
pics ?
Pics are everywhere on the internet.  ;)
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Doug_Steele on February 19, 2012, 08:33:53 AM
pics of your wife.

Fixed
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Steve Namat on February 19, 2012, 08:34:42 AM
if you don't like it don't look at it
U like it?  ???

So I have to look the body only right?  ;D
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: che on February 19, 2012, 08:35:48 AM
(http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/images/2010/roelly-winklaar-reels-in-the-title-2010-ifbb-ny-pro_sm.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2SN7til3Z2U/TDggVwDn3sI/AAAAAAAADJM/IC9pVElAVPk/s1600/Roelly+Winklaar+57.jpg)
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/26559_409090702603_270809317603_5623560_963284_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Borracho on February 19, 2012, 08:36:09 AM
Fixed

Thank you...that's what I meant actually.
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: purenaturalstrength on February 19, 2012, 08:36:17 AM
they dont focus on relaxing the face in posing practice or dont practice at all

Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: wes on February 19, 2012, 08:37:30 AM
Mohammed Makkawy and Ed Corney must laugh at the routines these guys do these days!  ;D
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Voland on February 19, 2012, 08:38:29 AM
punch me in the face, please

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ezIfB3E_90w/TH_D3V6CTII/AAAAAAAAMwo/AFw_ZArWEiI/s1600/phil-heath-2006-denver-pro-117.jpg)
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: CAPTAIN INSANO on February 19, 2012, 08:39:39 AM
punch me in the face, please

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ezIfB3E_90w/TH_D3V6CTII/AAAAAAAAMwo/AFw_ZArWEiI/s1600/phil-heath-2006-denver-pro-117.jpg)

ahhhhh..

duck facce   :-X :-X   :-X :-X
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Steve Namat on February 19, 2012, 09:03:17 AM
Mohammed Makkawy and Ed Corney must laugh at the routines these guys do these days!  ;D
I know right? Thats what I'm talkin about...
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Prime on February 19, 2012, 09:08:24 AM
WHY?

 :(
I guess Mr Olympia need to look like he's havinge a huge poo to show hes flexing hard?? ;D
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: AlphaM on February 19, 2012, 09:25:54 AM
(http://s14.postimage.org/ctwutps8h/x_1e13e4e1.jpg)

 :-\
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Borracho on February 19, 2012, 09:26:43 AM
^ cute tranny ....wait that's not namat's wife is it?
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Army of One on February 19, 2012, 11:36:38 AM
The zack khan posing pic always made me laugh, pulling that stupid face, someone post it up
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: purenaturalstrength on February 19, 2012, 11:39:11 AM
The zack khan posing pic always made me laugh, pulling that stupid face, someone post it up
(http://tnation.t-nation.com/forum_images/1/b/1b606-buehne_zack_khan_gr.jpg)

(http://i45.tinypic.com/2q3q6vo.jpg)


big strong dude all the way big strong dude
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: StanZoLOL on February 19, 2012, 11:42:25 AM
(http://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/309860_714628641878_56708531_35340835_694326364_n.jpg)

 :D
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Papper on February 19, 2012, 12:36:07 PM
as if modern bodybuilding hasnt suffered enough with guts and asymmetry, the icing on the cake is that all competitors feel compelled to make silly faces while displaying their hard work to the world  ::)

maybe the bb magazines are responsible? maybe bodybuilders grew up with all those staged in-the-gym-shots where they make these faces to emphasize the hardcoreness of their fake workout. and so they imitated their idols and the stupid faces too? it's a shame anyways.
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: tbombz on February 19, 2012, 12:40:10 PM
Mohammed Makkawy and Ed Corney must laugh at the routines these guys do these days!  ;D
they didnt display muscle control like some guys today do. nor did they display their physique to its full potential.
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: wes on February 19, 2012, 12:45:35 PM
they didnt display muscle control like some guys today do. nor did they display their physique to its full potential.
yeah,they were just terrible posers.
::)
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: wes on February 19, 2012, 12:50:54 PM
https://www.google.com/#hl=en&gs_nf=1&tok=H2h5yp9z65HBVFds8PmS0w&cp=25&gs_id=2t&xhr=t&q=mohammed+makkawy+youtube&pf=p&safe=off&sclient=psy-ab&pbx=1&oq=mohammed+makkawy+you+yube&aq=0lv&aqi=g-lv1&aql=&gs_sm=&gs_upl=&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=4bd463be09dc681c&biw=1024&bih=649

Simply click above and be enlightened.
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: wes on February 19, 2012, 12:52:37 PM
https://www.google.com/#hl=en&safe=off&sclient=psy-ab&q=bob+paris+posing+you+tube&pbx=1&oq=bob+paris+posing+you+tube&aq=f&aqi=g-lv1&aql=&gs_sm=12&gs_upl=22330l26909l1l29155l18l14l0l0l0l5l675l3161l0.9.3.0.1.1l14l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=4bd463be09dc681c&biw=1024&bih=649

Bob Paris
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: wes on February 19, 2012, 12:54:28 PM
https://www.google.com/#pq=bob+paris+posing+you+tube&hl=en&gs_nf=1&tok=ib0w8A3r-7i0Nj5dIuDiXA&cp=9&gs_id=80&xhr=t&q=shawn+ray+posing+you+tube&pf=p&safe=off&sclient=psy-ab&pbx=1&oq=shawn+ray+posing+you+tube&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=&gs_upl=&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=4bd463be09dc681c&biw=1024&bih=649

Shawn Ray
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Stavios on February 19, 2012, 12:57:58 PM
they didnt display muscle control like some guys today do. nor did they display their physique to its full potential.

are you shittin me  :o :o :o :o

Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: tbombz on February 19, 2012, 01:08:58 PM
no im not shitting you. i dont see why people think those old school routines were so special. i think its just the music choice and the lack of anything that resembles exotica in th eposing. (despite the fact theres an oiled, shaved, muscle man in a thong u p there flexing his muscles for a group of schmoes).  

watch this video.

from 0:35-0:40, 1:25-1:30, 1:35-1:40





and if you want to see it done to old school music

Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Stavios on February 19, 2012, 01:20:48 PM
Melvin's routine make it look like he is on a stage at a gay stripclub

just sayin  8)
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Schmoe Buster on February 19, 2012, 01:30:22 PM
punch me in the face, please

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ezIfB3E_90w/TH_D3V6CTII/AAAAAAAAMwo/AFw_ZArWEiI/s1600/phil-heath-2006-denver-pro-117.jpg)

Big soup cooling lips right there
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: wes on February 19, 2012, 01:32:25 PM
Jesus Christ Tbomz,you got into bodybuilding at the wrong time bro.

Posing is supposed to make the physique look like a work of art,not an abstract painting.

A good bodybuilder should look like living sculpture.......especial ly anybody with a pro card.
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: wes on February 19, 2012, 01:33:38 PM
are you shittin me  :o :o :o :o


Terrible routine!!  LOL  ;D

Fucking guy was awesome!!
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: tbombz on February 19, 2012, 01:37:22 PM
Melvin's routine make it look like he is on a stage at a gay stripclub

just sayin  8)
first of all. what do you think bodybuilding is? second of all, melvin is displaying his physique 1,000,000 times better than corney or makaway ever did, and at the same time displaying extremely superior muscle control as well.  the second video i posted was done to the same kind of music as corney and makaway used to posed to and was done in a very classical. melvin is just far superior when it comes to posing than any of those old school dudes were.

Jesus Christ Tbomz,you got into bodybuilding at the wrong time bro.

Posing is supposed to make the physique look like a work of art,not an abstract painting.

A good bodybuilder should look like living sculpture.......especial ly anybody with a pro card.
  ::) lets see makaway  flex his lats together and then release them one at a time into a perfect backdouble bicep like melvin did.  just cuz theyre old and their music didnt sound erotic doesnt mean they were in some way worthy of praise or any less gay than modern bodybuilding.  they were just as gay, and the crowd was just as full of schmoes. the fact they werent comfortable enough with their sexuality to express it on stage doesnt change anything. 
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 19, 2012, 01:40:52 PM
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Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Voland on February 19, 2012, 03:18:12 PM
.

this old man is from my city. True story. He walks around in Ramblas just like that.
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: che on February 19, 2012, 03:23:32 PM
at the same time displaying extremely superior muscle control as well. 

Haha
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: wes on February 19, 2012, 03:39:05 PM
lets see makaway  flex his lats together and then release them one at a time into a perfect backdouble bicep like melvin did.  just cuz theyre old and their music didnt sound erotic doesnt mean they were in some way worthy of praise or any less gay than modern bodybuilding.  they were just as gay, and the crowd was just as full of schmoes. the fact they werent comfortable enough with their sexuality to express it on stage doesnt change anything. 
What the fuck are you talking about here?

I never mentioned gay or schmoes,I just said these guys should practice their posing more and make it more artistic.
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Voland on February 19, 2012, 04:09:19 PM
I see ninjas
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mC1TEdZ4gks/S2CwT44eJII/AAAAAAAAGG8/SZeS-oi544M/s400/Dennis+James+(4th)+and+Flex+Wheeler+(1st)+backstage+-+2000+Arnold+Classic.jpg)
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 19, 2012, 04:48:12 PM
this old man is from my city. True story. He walks around in Ramblas just like that.
LOL wonder how they survive.
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: tbombz on February 19, 2012, 04:54:07 PM
What the fuck are you talking about here?

I never mentioned gay or schmoes,I just said these guys should practice their posing more and make it more artistic.
artistic. lmao. were talking about guys in thongs  flexing their muscles dude. what they need to do is present their body to its fullest potential, that is they need to pose in ways that make them look as muscular and X framed and as conditioned as possible; and outside of that, if they are to do any kind of a routine for entertainment .. then that routine is necessarily based on erotica. anything to the contrary is nonsense.


this is a posing routine

Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Steve Namat on February 19, 2012, 05:22:28 PM
maybe the bb magazines are responsible? maybe bodybuilders grew up with all those staged in-the-gym-shots where they make these faces to emphasize the hardcoreness of their fake workout. and so they imitated their idols and the stupid faces too? it's a shame anyways.
Good point! Maybe... It's so stupid anyways...
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Steve Namat on February 19, 2012, 05:26:38 PM
Also...

A posing routine is NOT a dancing routine. That should be 2 different things...
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Aussie Duffman on February 19, 2012, 05:39:03 PM
green is so gay he should go fuck a grapefr...oh wait
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: wes on February 20, 2012, 05:11:04 AM
artistic. lmao. were talking about guys in thongs  flexing their muscles dude. what they need to do is present their body to its fullest potential, that is they need to pose in ways that make them look as muscular and X framed and as conditioned as possible; and outside of that, if they are to do any kind of a routine for entertainment .. then that routine is necessarily based on erotica. anything to the contrary is nonsense.


this is a posing routine


Thanks for schooling me!
::)
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Borracho on February 20, 2012, 05:13:17 AM
this old man is from my city. True story. He walks around in Ramblas just like that.

How does he not get arrested for walking around naked?
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: DK II on February 20, 2012, 05:16:51 AM
https://www.google.com/#hl=en&safe=off&sclient=psy-ab&q=bob+paris+posing+you+tube&pbx=1&oq=bob+paris+posing+you+tube&aq=f&aqi=g-lv1&aql=&gs_sm=12&gs_upl=22330l26909l1l29155l18l14l0l0l0l5l675l3161l0.9.3.0.1.1l14l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=4bd463be09dc681c&biw=1024&bih=649

Bob Paris

Beat me to it!!
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: purenaturalstrength on February 20, 2012, 06:05:08 AM
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pretty sure i saw this guy in barcelona (the naked one) strolling around on freak show avenue
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: TrueGrit on February 20, 2012, 06:31:31 AM
There has always been and will always be a homoerotic aspect to bodybuilding. That just comes with the territory and if you aren't in it for lust then it really shouldn't affect you.

 However, there is a big difference between a guy in thick trunks that cover all his ass and groin area trying to do something artistic - much like a ballet dancer or something - and guys in cowboy hats, with g-strings, gyrating and staring sexually at a nearly all male audience.

(http://www.ifbbpro.com/wp-content/uploads/image/halloffame/EdCorney1.jpg)(http://api.ning.com/files/9vzSjr6c1-DRdipGRHmZNmTDkPLwpKizjl5Kc7lO7hc6Gy3CXr82NtRvtH9ClLAMq1PG31XYd2VuROfVTqFx5k*JwMDq4F8R/RodneyStCloud11.jpg)
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: hrspwr on February 20, 2012, 06:43:15 AM
serious bidness

 
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Voland on February 20, 2012, 06:45:57 AM
How does he not get arrested for walking around naked?

Its not illegal to walk around naked. However some people have punched him, drunk girls have groped him...but thats how he rolls.
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Borracho on February 20, 2012, 06:50:32 AM
Its not illegal to walk around naked. However some people have punched him, drunk girls have groped him...but thats how he rolls.

Oh right, he's European. I don't know man, if I had kids I wouldn't want them to see weirdos like him naked.  
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Voland on February 20, 2012, 06:57:02 AM
Oh right, he's European. I don't know man, if I had kids I wouldn't want them to see weirdos like him naked.  

Well...in that neighborhood there is much much worse for kids to see...at night its full of black hookers and drug dealers and junkies all day long, the small streets are all urinated, full of beggars and more prostitutes, the ugliest you've ever seen averaging 40-50yo.  It's been like this for decades and i don't see it changing. Tourists love it. I don't know why.
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Lord of the Roidz on February 20, 2012, 07:18:44 AM
Here is a description of the typical routine of the era that T-Bombz appreciates: Clumsy oafish guy waddles out onto the stage and does the arms overhead "Raising the Roof" gesture. Then Oaf walks to the left side of stage and does the "Cup hand to ear as if to say Crowd ain't giving me enough props" pose. Then hits an awkward most muscular. Then waddles to other side and repeats this idiotic contortion. Then Oaf walks to the center of stage...and does the "Give me more applause" hand gesture..while allowing his enormous..pregnant looking belly to grotesquely protrude."
Then as the hideous Rap music blares..with the typical sound of an angry urban misfit yelling unintelligable jibberish... filling the theater, the Oaf will now start 'Poppin' and Lockin" in a poorly choreographed spasm of semi-retarded physical movements. By the end of this routine, T-Bombz is happy to discover that his steroid addled phallus somehow manages to get a semi-woodie from this absurd display.
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: wes on February 20, 2012, 07:22:30 AM
Here is a description of the typical routine of the era that T-Bombz appreciates: Clumsy oafish guy waddles out onto the stage and does the arms overhead "Raising the Roof" gesture. Then Oaf walks to the left side of stage and does the "Cup hand to ear as if to say Crowd ain't giving me enough props" pose. Then hits an awkward most muscular. Then waddles to other side and repeats this idiotic contortion. Then Oaf walks to the center of stage...and does the "Give me more applause" hand gesture..while allowing his enormous..pregnant looking belly to grotesquely protrude."
Then as the hideous Rap music blares..with the typical sound of an angry urban misfit yelling unintelligable jibberish... filling the theater, the Oaf will now start 'Poppin' and Lockin" in a poorly choreographed spasm of semi-retarded physical movements. By the end of this routine, T-Bombz is happy to discover that his steroid addled phallus somehow manages to get a semi-woodie from this absurd display.
Spot on!  LOL  ;D

Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: PJim on February 20, 2012, 07:24:03 AM
Here is a description of the typical routine of the era that T-Bombz appreciates: Clumsy oafish guy waddles out onto the stage and does the arms overhead "Raising the Roof" gesture. Then Oaf walks to the left side of stage and does the "Cup hand to ear as if to say Crowd ain't giving me enough props" pose. Then hits an awkward most muscular. Then waddles to other side and repeats this idiotic contortion. Then Oaf walks to the center of stage...and does the "Give me more applause" hand gesture..while allowing his enormous..pregnant looking belly to grotesquely protrude."
Then as the hideous Rap music blares..with the typical sound of an angry urban misfit yelling unintelligable jibberish... filling the theater, the Oaf will now start 'Poppin' and Lockin" in a poorly choreographed spasm of semi-retarded physical movements. By the end of this routine, T-Bombz is happy to discover that his steroid addled phallus somehow manages to get a semi-woodie from this absurd display.

LOL!
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: TrueGrit on February 20, 2012, 10:54:30 AM
Here is a description of the typical routine of the era that T-Bombz appreciates: Clumsy oafish guy waddles out onto the stage and does the arms overhead "Raising the Roof" gesture. Then Oaf walks to the left side of stage and does the "Cup hand to ear as if to say Crowd ain't giving me enough props" pose. Then hits an awkward most muscular. Then waddles to other side and repeats this idiotic contortion. Then Oaf walks to the center of stage...and does the "Give me more applause" hand gesture..while allowing his enormous..pregnant looking belly to grotesquely protrude."
Then as the hideous Rap music blares..with the typical sound of an angry urban misfit yelling unintelligable jibberish... filling the theater, the Oaf will now start 'Poppin' and Lockin" in a poorly choreographed spasm of semi-retarded physical movements. By the end of this routine, T-Bombz is happy to discover that his steroid addled phallus somehow manages to get a semi-woodie from this absurd display.

 ;D
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Voland on February 20, 2012, 10:55:53 AM
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTmSU9e8Xelc73acluqXYXglly12p4UazNcKwM7carQV-LujIj5JwUabBuv)
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: DK II on February 20, 2012, 02:11:30 PM
Here is a description of the typical routine of the era that T-Bombz appreciates: Clumsy oafish guy waddles out onto the stage and does the arms overhead "Raising the Roof" gesture. Then Oaf walks to the left side of stage and does the "Cup hand to ear as if to say Crowd ain't giving me enough props" pose. Then hits an awkward most muscular. Then waddles to other side and repeats this idiotic contortion. Then Oaf walks to the center of stage...and does the "Give me more applause" hand gesture..while allowing his enormous..pregnant looking belly to grotesquely protrude."
Then as the hideous Rap music blares..with the typical sound of an angry urban misfit yelling unintelligable jibberish... filling the theater, the Oaf will now start 'Poppin' and Lockin" in a poorly choreographed spasm of semi-retarded physical movements. By the end of this routine, T-Bombz is happy to discover that his steroid addled phallus somehow manages to get a semi-woodie from this absurd display.

very accurate, sir.
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: mesmorph78 on February 20, 2012, 02:20:36 PM
Here is a description of the typical routine of the era that T-Bombz appreciates: Clumsy oafish guy waddles out onto the stage and does the arms overhead "Raising the Roof" gesture. Then Oaf walks to the left side of stage and does the "Cup hand to ear as if to say Crowd ain't giving me enough props" pose. Then hits an awkward most muscular. Then waddles to other side and repeats this idiotic contortion. Then Oaf walks to the center of stage...and does the "Give me more applause" hand gesture..while allowing his enormous..pregnant looking belly to grotesquely protrude."
Then as the hideous Rap music blares..with the typical sound of an angry urban misfit yelling unintelligable jibberish... filling the theater, the Oaf will now start 'Poppin' and Lockin" in a poorly choreographed spasm of semi-retarded physical movements. By the end of this routine, T-Bombz is happy to discover that his steroid addled phallus somehow manages to get a semi-woodie from this absurd display.

... some accurate points in there...
(http://contests.ironmanmagazine.com/~photos/860/Men/860rb1935.jpg)
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: che on February 20, 2012, 02:28:34 PM
Here is a description of the typical routine of the era that T-Bombz appreciates: Clumsy oafish guy waddles out onto the stage and does the arms overhead "Raising the Roof" gesture. Then Oaf walks to the left side of stage and does the "Cup hand to ear as if to say Crowd ain't giving me enough props" pose. Then hits an awkward most muscular. Then waddles to other side and repeats this idiotic contortion. Then Oaf walks to the center of stage...and does the "Give me more applause" hand gesture..while allowing his enormous..pregnant looking belly to grotesquely protrude."
Then as the hideous Rap music blares..with the typical sound of an angry urban misfit yelling unintelligable jibberish... filling the theater, the Oaf will now start 'Poppin' and Lockin" in a poorly choreographed spasm of semi-retarded physical movements. By the end of this routine, T-Bombz is happy to discover that his steroid addled phallus somehow manages to get a semi-woodie from this absurd display.
hahaa
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on February 20, 2012, 03:12:07 PM
Here is a description of the typical routine of the era that T-Bombz appreciates: Clumsy oafish guy waddles out onto the stage and does the arms overhead "Raising the Roof" gesture. Then Oaf walks to the left side of stage and does the "Cup hand to ear as if to say Crowd ain't giving me enough props" pose. Then hits an awkward most muscular. Then waddles to other side and repeats this idiotic contortion. Then Oaf walks to the center of stage...and does the "Give me more applause" hand gesture..while allowing his enormous..pregnant looking belly to grotesquely protrude."
Then as the hideous Rap music blares..with the typical sound of an angry urban misfit yelling unintelligable jibberish... filling the theater, the Oaf will now start 'Poppin' and Lockin" in a poorly choreographed spasm of semi-retarded physical movements. By the end of this routine, T-Bombz is happy to discover that his steroid addled phallus somehow manages to get a semi-woodie from this absurd display.

 ;D
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: wes on February 20, 2012, 03:14:54 PM
Tbomz getting owned for his heinous remarks.  :(


















;D
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on February 20, 2012, 03:19:52 PM
Tbomz getting owned for his heinous remarks.  :(


















;D

As usual with him
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: King Shizzo on February 20, 2012, 03:26:04 PM
Here is a description of the typical routine of the era that T-Bombz appreciates: Clumsy oafish guy waddles out onto the stage and does the arms overhead "Raising the Roof" gesture. Then Oaf walks to the left side of stage and does the "Cup hand to ear as if to say Crowd ain't giving me enough props" pose. Then hits an awkward most muscular. Then waddles to other side and repeats this idiotic contortion. Then Oaf walks to the center of stage...and does the "Give me more applause" hand gesture..while allowing his enormous..pregnant looking belly to grotesquely protrude."
Then as the hideous Rap music blares..with the typical sound of an angry urban misfit yelling unintelligable jibberish... filling the theater, the Oaf will now start 'Poppin' and Lockin" in a poorly choreographed spasm of semi-retarded physical movements. By the end of this routine, T-Bombz is happy to discover that his steroid addled phallus somehow manages to get a semi-woodie from this absurd display.
Post of the year candidate.
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: tbombz on February 20, 2012, 07:55:08 PM
Also...

A posing routine is NOT a dancing routine. That should be 2 different things...
   "routine" = kind of dance/performance..     either the guy walks up, flexes his muscles from all angles without any music playing and with no choreography... or else it automatically becomes a performance and thus by nature an erotic display of the muscles.


Here is a description of the typical routine of the era that T-Bombz appreciates: Clumsy oafish guy waddles out onto the stage and does the arms overhead "Raising the Roof" gesture. Then Oaf walks to the left side of stage and does the "Cup hand to ear as if to say Crowd ain't giving me enough props" pose. Then hits an awkward most muscular. Then waddles to other side and repeats this idiotic contortion. Then Oaf walks to the center of stage...and does the "Give me more applause" hand gesture..while allowing his enormous..pregnant looking belly to grotesquely protrude."
Then as the hideous Rap music blares..with the typical sound of an angry urban misfit yelling unintelligable jibberish... filling the theater, the Oaf will now start 'Poppin' and Lockin" in a poorly choreographed spasm of semi-retarded physical movements. By the end of this routine, T-Bombz is happy to discover that his steroid addled phallus somehow manages to get a semi-woodie from this absurd display.
yes that is exactly what melvin and kai are doing in those videos i posted of them. 
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: tbombz on February 20, 2012, 07:57:45 PM
 if you are so repressed that you cant stand a pureply eroitc performance then there are still much better examples of artistic posing routines that show off the muscles and display good muscle control than those boring videos from the 80's




particularly from 2:50-3:10  .. MUSCLE CONTROL
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Steve Namat on February 20, 2012, 09:30:19 PM
if you are so repressed that you cant stand a pureply eroitc performance then there are still much better examples of artistic posing routines that show off the muscles and display good muscle control than those boring videos from the 80's




particularly from 2:50-3:10  .. MUSCLE CONTROL
Very-very bad posing routine. Victor has a GREAT body but he can't pose. Alright it doesn't matter anyways...Ronnie's posing is even worse and he's the best bodybuilder ever...

But what i said is... You can't pose properly... OK, but control ur face at least...
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: tbombz on February 20, 2012, 09:35:07 PM
Very-very bad posing routine. Victor has a GREAT body but he can't pose. Alright it doesn't matter anyways...Ronnie's posing is even worse and he's the best bodybuilder ever...

But what i said is... You can't pose properly... OK, but control ur face at least...
wtf are you talking about steve ?  would you like it better if he was posing to enrique iglasias ?    granted, when you strike a pose, you display your physique to its ultimate potential. your very good at that. but on stage you make effeminate gestures with your hands and wrists and your routine overall is just very boring.  you have never shown the kind of muscle control vic displays in that video either.
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: kreator on February 21, 2012, 12:43:35 AM
Istvan, why don't you pose to this beautiful song?



Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: kyomu on February 21, 2012, 01:14:27 AM
Gay or whatever. I want to look like him and pose like him. Now this is art.

Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: kyomu on February 21, 2012, 01:16:18 AM
Jesus Christ Tbomz,you got into bodybuilding at the wrong time bro.

Posing is supposed to make the physique look like a work of art,not an abstract painting.

A good bodybuilder should look like living sculpture.......especially anybody with a pro card.
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Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: pedro01 on February 21, 2012, 01:22:00 AM
Oh right, he's European. I don't know man, if I had kids I wouldn't want them to see weirdos like him naked.  

The size of his schlong - I wouldn't want my wife to see him naked...
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: buselmo on February 21, 2012, 02:10:15 AM
Here is a description of the typical routine of the era that T-Bombz appreciates: Clumsy oafish guy waddles out onto the stage and does the arms overhead "Raising the Roof" gesture. Then Oaf walks to the left side of stage and does the "Cup hand to ear as if to say Crowd ain't giving me enough props" pose. Then hits an awkward most muscular. Then waddles to other side and repeats this idiotic contortion. Then Oaf walks to the center of stage...and does the "Give me more applause" hand gesture..while allowing his enormous..pregnant looking belly to grotesquely protrude."
Then as the hideous Rap music blares..with the typical sound of an angry urban misfit yelling unintelligable jibberish... filling the theater, the Oaf will now start 'Poppin' and Lockin" in a poorly choreographed spasm of semi-retarded physical movements. By the end of this routine, T-Bombz is happy to discover that his steroid addled phallus somehow manages to get a semi-woodie from this absurd display.


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO L
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: purenaturalstrength on February 21, 2012, 06:22:17 AM
Well...in that neighborhood there is much much worse for kids to see...at night its full of black hookers and drug dealers and junkies all day long, the small streets are all urinated, full of beggars and more prostitutes, the ugliest you've ever seen averaging 40-50yo.  It's been like this for decades and i don't see it changing. Tourists love it. I don't know why.
is this barcelona?

i swear i saw this naked tattoo man in barcelona
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Super Natural on February 21, 2012, 06:26:29 AM
 :D
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: el numero uno on February 21, 2012, 06:59:43 AM
Why Ben pakulski hasn't been posted yet?

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4019/4710410214_ef680cefae.jpg)

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-989VV2jcD1A/TWAv0nfH0iI/AAAAAAAAEvI/WI9EQXxvGnk/s1600/114822.jpg)
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: greeneyes on February 21, 2012, 07:04:44 AM
animal face  8)
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: PJim on February 21, 2012, 07:15:09 AM
It's like they're trying so hard to convey that all this extra muscle they are carrying somehow makes them a nuclear reaction waiting to go off.
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Voland on February 21, 2012, 07:43:58 AM
is this barcelona?

i swear i saw this naked tattoo man in barcelona

yes it is. Downtown barcelona.
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Meso_z on February 21, 2012, 08:14:58 AM
:D

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=415920.0;attach=458440;image)

Both look like they are taking a shit. embarassing.
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: purenaturalstrength on February 21, 2012, 09:22:39 AM
yes it is. Downtown barcelona.
hahaha i saw that old naked man


tourists were taking pictures with him


young girls next to him with their boyfriends standing by awkwardly




"you want sex with pregnant midget" some black guys kept asking me in an attempt to get a percentage of my entry fee at the brothels

lol


pregnant midgets


Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Kaoz on February 21, 2012, 11:12:06 AM
Check out the trailer for Gustavo's upcoming movie: The Evolution of Posing

http://clips.team-andro.com/watch/e131bfc9d98363e55d1d/mr-olympia-gustavo-badell-posing-2005-05
sometimes he's a funny guy  ;D
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Voland on February 21, 2012, 11:14:49 AM
hahaha i saw that old naked man


tourists were taking pictures with him


young girls next to him with their boyfriends standing by awkwardly




"you want sex with pregnant midget" some black guys kept asking me in an attempt to get a percentage of my entry fee at the brothels

lol


pregnant midgets




In the prostitution capital of europe you can find ANYTHING  ;)
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: hazbin on February 21, 2012, 12:03:52 PM
Arnold then, and if he was competing now.
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: purenaturalstrength on February 21, 2012, 12:05:33 PM
In the prostitution capital of europe you can find ANYTHING  ;)

i went to a whore house there, i was in the mood for some africana whore


but these bitches were all like "300 euros for one hour, 200 euros half hour"


i just laughed and said in my country i fuck you africana whores for 25 euros


they were mad as hell
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Voland on February 21, 2012, 12:09:55 PM
i went to a whore house there, i was in the mood for some africana whore


but these bitches were all like "300 euros for one hour, 200 euros half hour"


i just laughed and said in my country i fuck you africana whores for 25 euros


they were mad as hell

lol they just tricked you because you probably look guiri (foreign white citizen). The africana whore on the street do it for 30/40 €. 60 in their shithole place max.

for 300 you can get a very very decent college student.
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: purenaturalstrength on February 21, 2012, 12:17:45 PM
lol they just tricked you because you probably look guiri (foreign white citizen). The africana whore on the street do it for 30/40 €. 60 in their shithole place max.

for 300 you can get a very very decent college student.
i didnt go for it


it destroys the whole purpose of cheap thrills

25 euro max

if she does it great i become a regular and sometimes give 30
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: BayGBM on February 21, 2012, 06:01:09 PM
Why Ben pakulski hasn't been posted yet?


 :-\
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: First Blood on February 21, 2012, 06:09:52 PM
What really annoys me is when they the make the more noise gesture or cup their ear.
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: mesmorph78 on February 21, 2012, 06:17:16 PM
(http://contests.ironmanmagazine.com/~photos/860/Men/860rb1935.jpg)
this is the worst
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: mesmorph78 on February 21, 2012, 06:19:33 PM
(http://i46.tinypic.com/fz8z5y.jpg)
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: el numero uno on February 21, 2012, 06:23:21 PM
Yeah phil heat is the most retarded one
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: mesmorph78 on February 21, 2012, 06:29:32 PM
Yeah phil heat is the most retarded one
it looks so dumb
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Army of One on February 21, 2012, 06:51:49 PM
(http://i46.tinypic.com/fz8z5y.jpg)
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: che on February 21, 2012, 06:54:40 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Fu4GVCynGZc/TbbAA2MbahI/AAAAAAAAJ38/vhEQRDUrS9c/s1600/SteveNamat-eMM-RichBaker-350JJ.jpg)
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Steve Namat on February 21, 2012, 06:56:04 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Fu4GVCynGZc/TbbAA2MbahI/AAAAAAAAJ38/vhEQRDUrS9c/s1600/SteveNamat-eMM-RichBaker-350JJ.jpg)
Very funny...

That was a muscle mag training shoot. They pay me to make faces like that...  ;)
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: el numero uno on February 21, 2012, 06:59:25 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Fu4GVCynGZc/TbbAA2MbahI/AAAAAAAAJ38/vhEQRDUrS9c/s1600/SteveNamat-eMM-RichBaker-350JJ.jpg)

LMFAO! That looks retarded as hell!
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Army of One on February 21, 2012, 06:59:55 PM
lol, this should be on Wikipedia under "thread backfire"  ;D

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Fu4GVCynGZc/TbbAA2MbahI/AAAAAAAAJ38/vhEQRDUrS9c/s1600/SteveNamat-eMM-RichBaker-350JJ.jpg)
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Brocty on February 22, 2012, 01:55:10 AM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Fu4GVCynGZc/TbbAA2MbahI/AAAAAAAAJ38/vhEQRDUrS9c/s1600/SteveNamat-eMM-RichBaker-350JJ.jpg)

hahahaha

/thread
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: buselmo on February 22, 2012, 02:03:02 AM
lol, this should be on Wikipedia under "thread backfire"  ;D


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
X2
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: First Blood on February 22, 2012, 07:58:51 AM
Here is a description of the typical routine of the era that T-Bombz appreciates: Clumsy oafish guy waddles out onto the stage and does the arms overhead "Raising the Roof" gesture. Then Oaf walks to the left side of stage and does the "Cup hand to ear as if to say Crowd ain't giving me enough props" pose. Then hits an awkward most muscular. Then waddles to other side and repeats this idiotic contortion. Then Oaf walks to the center of stage...and does the "Give me more applause" hand gesture..while allowing his enormous..pregnant looking belly to grotesquely protrude."
Then as the hideous Rap music blares..with the typical sound of an angry urban misfit yelling unintelligable jibberish... filling the theater, the Oaf will now start 'Poppin' and Lockin" in a poorly choreographed spasm of semi-retarded physical movements. By the end of this routine, T-Bombz is happy to discover that his steroid addled phallus somehow manages to get a semi-woodie from this absurd display.

This. I find that kind of posing routines incredibly annoying and boring. They just walk around making those gestures (cup their ear and gesture for more noise) and then make a most muscular.
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 22, 2012, 08:39:41 AM
What's missing in todays posing routines is cupping of ear/gesturing for more noise and the "raise the roof"-pose.

Other than that, it's near perfection.
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: wes on February 22, 2012, 08:44:15 AM
(http://i46.tinypic.com/fz8z5y.jpg)

(http://www.ufodigest.com/news/0108/images/debunkers.jpg)
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 22, 2012, 09:38:22 AM
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Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: First Blood on February 22, 2012, 07:25:07 PM
Holy shit look at his pectoral, delt and arm density.
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: 240_Iz_Nutz on February 22, 2012, 08:07:25 PM
ahhhhh..

duck facce   :-X :-X   :-X :-X

Vince is all juiced up, and doing the same thing in the background.
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: tbombz on February 22, 2012, 08:14:24 PM
The size of his schlong - I wouldn't want my wife to see him naked...
you think she hasnt seen big dicks before ?  ;D
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: DK II on February 26, 2012, 02:17:43 AM
(http://brosome.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Arnold-Schwarzenegger-bodybuilding.jpg)
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 26, 2012, 02:34:40 AM
(http://i46.tinypic.com/fz8z5y.jpg)

(http://gifs.gifbin.com/092009/1252075516_Invasion_of_the_Body_Snatchers.gif)
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Parker on February 26, 2012, 02:50:51 AM
The size of his schlong - I wouldn't want my wife to see him naked...
Proof positive that when you get old...everything goes South (and I'm willing to bet for the winter  ;) )
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: el numero uno on March 04, 2012, 10:57:48 AM
Hahahaa
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: dogma5914 on March 04, 2012, 11:28:58 AM
I mean it's pretty funny to see. You have so many people talking about taking posIng seriously when it's like bro...thIs person is on stage in a glittery underwear. How serious can this really be? Cancer is serious, aids is serious, this is just bodybuilding :)
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Steve Namat on March 04, 2012, 02:14:04 PM
(http://brosome.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Arnold-Schwarzenegger-bodybuilding.jpg)
That's what I'm talkin about!!!
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: affeman on March 04, 2012, 02:15:43 PM
Hahahaa


 :D

(http://www.team-andro.com/coppermine/albums/userpics/191053/normal_DSC_1803.jpg)
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: greeneyes on March 04, 2012, 02:17:43 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Fu4GVCynGZc/TbbAA2MbahI/AAAAAAAAJ38/vhEQRDUrS9c/s1600/SteveNamat-eMM-RichBaker-350JJ.jpg)
fail of the month hahahha
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Steve Namat on March 04, 2012, 02:21:12 PM
fail of the month hahahha
Some members are still stupid as fuck...

Stupid faces onstage!

Not during a workout photo shoot, when u get paid to do stupid faces...
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: greeneyes on March 04, 2012, 02:21:53 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-kp0NfNmGu1I/TbbAAjy4-zI/AAAAAAAAJ30/HkfpbDHhG1E/s1600/SteveNamat-eMM-RichBaker-352.jpg)
(http://www.bodybuilding.com/contest_media/7952/9013/d/steve_namat_061249314928.jpg)
duck face
(http://body.builder.hu/imagebank/starprofile/Nemeth_Istvan.jpg)
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Steve Namat on March 04, 2012, 02:24:50 PM
Anybody can make stupid face sometimes or during the pose at one point. Evan usually make a normal face. Those are just bad pics I guess.
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: DK II on March 04, 2012, 02:27:47 PM
Anybody can make stupid face sometimes or during the pose at one point. Evan usually make a normal face. Those are just bad pics I guess.

Epic backpaddling.
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: newmom on March 04, 2012, 02:35:21 PM
see, you look better without the beard
Title: Re: Makin stupid faces with every pose onstage
Post by: Butterbean on March 04, 2012, 02:44:24 PM
Why Ben pakulski hasn't been posted yet?

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-989VV2jcD1A/TWAv0nfH0iI/AAAAAAAAEvI/WI9EQXxvGnk/s1600/114822.jpg)




James Carville looks awesome there.